#swede vegetable

[creekfiend]

Opinion on parsnips?

theoretically in favor but in practice I find their particular type of Bright Sweetness to be quite overwhelming to other flavors personally. however I have many comrades who are big fans of the humble parsnip and I support them wholeheartedly

[the-things-i-put-in-my-mouth]

Roast beef, roasted vegetables, potatoes, carrots, parsnip, mashed swede, broccoli, cauliflower cheese, gravy, Yorkshire pudding…pint of cider…..

[bothsidesnow2000]

Watching swedish gardening programs like my life depends on it (it kinda does)

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Neil is there any reason why the turnip in episode 4 is a swede?

The swedish turnip (or rutabaga, as the Americans often call it) is one of the four vegetables that the word turnip can refer to.

And this was shot in Scotland, remember...

[wileys-russo]

hi!

could you do a fic with reader x aitana bonmati??

okay so maybe reader is swedish but is still shorter than aitana, frido finds it super funny and constantly teases r for it but aitana finds it cute

half sized II a.bonmati x reader

"bon dia! if it isn't my favourite little half swede." you looked up from your phone with a filthy glare toward your national team mate who gave you a toothy grin.

"i thought you were full swedish?"pina asked with a confused frown, whining as you rolled your eyes and lightly smacked her forehead. "i am fully swedish, frodo just thinks she is a comedian." you scowled up at the older girl who flipped you off for the nickname.

"she is a half swede because she is half sized." frido explained happily and you exhaled deeply at the laughter than rang out throughout the locker room. "do you like having two unbroken legs frodo? keep going." you warned seriously, pulling on your boots.

"at least my legs are fully grown lillis. did you not eat enough vegetables as a kid? not drink enough milk?" frido continued to coo, moving closer to grab your cheeks and pinch them, shaking your head to and fro as you kicked at her and yanked them off.

"lillis?" keira questioned with a raise of her eyebrows. "it means little one, because she is so little!" frido mocked, darting out of the way as you swung at her and unloaded a string of swedish curses in her direction.

"such a filthy mouth for such a small body." frido whistled with a smirk, standing to go after her before hands fell to your shoulders and pushed you back down onto the bench.

"hey, do not listen to her amor." you settled at the familiar voice, your girlfriends presence soothing your anger instantly. "it is every day now, it was worse at camp!" you huffed quietly, head falling to her shoulder as her body vibrated with gentle laughter.

"ignore it hermosa. actions speak louder than words, shut them all up on the pitch." aitana pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead, grabbing your hand and pulling you to your feet. "i love you." you mumbled, stealing a quick kiss from the slightly taller girl.

"you should ask your girlfriend for a piggyback lillis, longer legs mean you get places a lot faster." frido continued to tease as you all made your way out of the locker room, doing your best to ignore her as aitana tried to busy you in your own conversation.

"tana will you be renovating your apartment?" your girlfriend turned and gave frido an odd look at the question. "and why would she do that?" you sighed, the older girl more like your sister than your teammate having taken you under her watchful eye both for country and now club, and you both treated one another as such.

"well how are you going to reach everything if you move in lillis? her kitchen is sized for normal people, not dwarfs." "mi amor don't-"

but you didn't listen to the catalans warnings, turning and charging at the taller girl with a war cry, tackling her to the ground as the two of you rolled around on the grass. "the height thing again?" aitana looked up as mapi stood next to her with an amused grin, ingrid rushing over to try and seperate you and frido.

"it is always at its worst once they get back from camp together!" aitana rolled her eyes, mariona holding you back as ingrid tried to reason with frido about the teasing and laying off you a little.

"si frido you need to be more respectful-" your girlfriends arm draped over your shoulder as you moved away from mariona and more into her side. "-after all she has half a temper." you looked up at her in shock as frido doubled over with laughter.

with a huff you shoved her off of you, storming away into the gym and ignoring her calls after you, most of which were drowned out by frido's obnoxiously loud barks of laughter.

you battered off the girls attempts to speak to you all morning, shrugging off her hugs with a glare and a scoff, blocking your ears to her sweet words and busying yourself in the company of your other teammates.

"why are you ignoring tana chica?" alexia chuckled as the two of you paired up for the final drill of the session. "she joined in teasing about my height." you huffed with a roll of your eyes. "i see." the captain hummed with an amused smile as you glanced at her.

"ale! don't." you warned seriously, knowing a teasing remark was likely on the tip of her tongue. "i did not say anything! so sensitive." the older girl tutted as you continued, grateful that the focus needed to be on the ball as you went through with the drill.

finally the coaching staff called time as everyone moved to the coolers for some water. "hey look, they have ones your size lillis!" frido teased, handing you her half drunk water bottle as you scowled. "frido." ingrid warned, sending her a look which the woman dismissed.

"hey frodo, think you should cool off!" you grinned, opening another water and dumping it over her head, the girl squealing in shock. now she was the one to let out a war cry and lunge for you though you'd already taken off, sprinting away and toward the locker room with her on your heels.

though before you could quite get away you felt hands grab at your training top, yelping as you were tugged into another room. you felt a hand now settle over your mouth and frido's angry footsteps go racing past before it was removed.

"hola amor!" you rolled your eyes at your girlfriends grin, the two of you jammed together in what appeared to be a janitors closet. "are you done being mad now?" aitana teased, her body pressing into yours as her hands fell to squeeze your hips.

"are you done making fun of me now?" you countered, crossing your arms over your chest and raising an eyebrow only making her smile grow wider. "i was not making fun of you hermosa. i think it is very cute that you are shorter than me, come on amor you know i love you." the girl promised, pushing herself more into you.

"lo siento bebita, lo siento." your eyes fluttered closed as her nose tucked into your collarbone and her lips peppered gentle kisses. "tana-" you started but she shushed you, massaging your hips in her hands as you melted, the girl knowing exactly where to kiss and touch you to have you be putty in her hands.

"i think we should head home amor, let me really show you how sorry i am for my teasing."

[creatrixcymraes]

Okay so it's a long-standing tradition in Wales to carve swedes (the vegetable) instead of pumpkins at Halloween.

But the erroneous capitalisation here makes it seem like we've been cheerfully torturing our Swedish visitors for display 😭

[cryptids-hate-capitalism]

I'm trying lacto fermentation for the first time! I'm trying various combinations of turnip, swede and carrot, with peppercorns, parsley, majoram, chilli flakes. Can't wait to see what happens...

[Image ID: Five recycled jars filled with different pickling vegetables. There's sliced swede in three jars, one jar with cubed turnip and one jar with batons of carrots. Some peppercorns and herbs can be seen in the bottom of the jars.]

[shadowjackery]

This post was brought to you by Parts of the Body and the letter H.

Continuing the train of thought from: https://www.tumblr.com/shadowjackery/709801424218963968/pick-a-live-action-movie-keep-one-human-actor?source=share

Design sketches and casting notes after the cut.

The token human is Hamlet. This seems obvious to me.

Bert and Ernie are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz. Their doppelgänger are what-not muppets, who turned out looking a lot like Andy Candy and Eddie Spaghetti from "Captain Vegetable" on Sesame Street.

Gonzo is The Player. Again, this feels perfect to me. The death-challenging artiste! Gonzo turned out to be surprisingly tricky to figure out how to draw well.

Piggy would demand to be Queen Gertrude, so Kermit has to be King Claudius. Mirroring her, Link Hogthrob in drag is the Player Queen. And for the Player King, Camilla, also in drag, to stay in theme.

I never got around to casting the Ghost of Hamlet's Father. Maybe Rolf? You could talk me into Uncle Deadly, or a bedsheet ghost, or that Jim Henson muppet they used in the ol' jugband numbers, or the hideous CG recreation of Jim himself with a machine AI voice.

In Stoppard's text, the youngest player, "Alfred", plays a Queen. I changed that here: Elmo plays Alfred who plays a Princess, mirror to Ophelia, and for her I just made up a girl monster because the girl monsters on Sesame Street seem too young to be fooling around with college boys. Though, yes, now that you mention it, Elmo is also far too young to be pimped out by Gonzo, but that part of the play is supposed to be transgressive, and anyway have you ever seen Elmo interviewed on a late night show? He and Gonzo would love the joke. They would conspire to make it somehow worse.

Last minute thought that I never drew: Ophelia could also be played by a fish, because she drowns.

Laertes: "...How?!" Claudius: "Well, it's too complicated to go into here. This play is long enough." Laertes: "I understand entirely. Shall we continue?" Claudius: "Please."

Sam the American Eagle is perfect for Polonius, and I invented a different bird for his player equivalent.

Grover plays Laertes cranked up to 11, and I think that's Harry Monster or someone similar as his player equivalent.

Scooter could be Horatio. I did think of Rizzo the Rat at one point, but he would not put up with Hamlet's shit for very long, while Scooter would shrug and roll with it, which is more true to the text.

I never quite figured out castings for Osric and Fortinbras, who don't appear in these drawings, because I honestly like Sweetums for either part and couldn't decide. I think I tend toward making him Osric ("A palpable hit!"), because the Swedish Chef playing the Norwegian Prince could be hilarious:

Fortinbras: "...Wat du hey?!"

Horatio: "What is it ye would see? If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search."

Fortinbras: "De chicky cri un hackensvacken! O Morp, Wat festen toward yer unendinlindinlindin cell Ther thoo soo muchen kingen in un kaboom So bludili hast stroock?"

(My apologies to Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians...)

And, naturally, the Gravediggers who gleefully desecrate the grave of a certain much-despis'd court jester couldn't be anybody else but Statler and Waldorf.

[filmbrainbmb]

New Projector Short! Jo Hartley's competitive vegetable grower unearths a tangled web and lots of weeds in the very British mockumentary Swede Caroline - with Aisling Bea and Alice Lowe popping up - but needed to yield more laughs in it's crop.

[notthestarwar]

We're talking culinary vegetables here OK. I'm not interested in hearing about how somethings technically a fruit. So are a lot of things.

[okaima]

Karelian Words - Root vegetables

Juurekset, paissikkahat - root vegetables, plants of which roots are eaten

Akančiiloi - Marsh woundworth (Stachys palustris)

Batat, batakka - Sweet potato (Ipomoea batatas)

Čibanbutki, kožlanbutki - Ground elder (Aegopodium podagraria)

Dorogaohtoi, takkisheinä - Burdock (Arctium tomentosum, A. lappa and A. nemorosum)

Ičenbutki, butkiheinä - Wild angelica (Angelica sylvestris)

Imeläjuurikoi, s'okla - Sugar beet (Beta vulgaris altissima)

Jogihyyhky, kondienhyyhky - Wild celery (Angelica archangelica)

Juuripetruška - Parsley root (Petroselinum crispum tuberosum)

Juuriselderi - Celery root (Apium graveolens rapaceum)

Kagrajuurikoi - Common salsify (Tragopogon porrifolius)

Kal'uha, koalikka, lanttu - Rutabaga, swede (Brassica napus rapifera)

Kartohka, potakka - Potato (Solanum tuberosum)

Keldajuurikoi, morkohka - Carrot (Daucus carrota sativus)

Moabul'u, moabul'pukka - Jerusalem artichoke (Helianthus tuberosus)

Mustajuurikoi - Black salsify (Scorzonera hispanica)

Nagris, ńakoi, repa - White turnip (Brassica rapa rapa)

Osmankeäbä - Broadleaf cattail (Typha latifolia)

Perččujuurikoi, hren'a - Horseradish (Armoracia rustiana) 

Redissu - Radish (Raphanus sativus sativus)

Ruskeijuurikoi, sv'okla - Beetroot (Beta vulgaris vulgaris conditiva)

Rötky - Black radish (Raphanus sativus niger)

Valgeijuurikoi - Daikon (Raphanus raphanistrum sativus)

Voikukka - Dandelion (Taraxacum)

Ämmänbutki, pasternakka - Parsnip (Pastinaca sativa)

[tasteofdeathao3]

I feel like the crew really likes tiny Izzy. like there isn't a single person on board who doesn't want him around.

Ivan and Fang are his favourites (aside from Ed and Stede, of course) and love to carry him around on their backs and cuddle him up close during story time.

Roach likes having him in the kitchen to feed 'scraps' to, though it's really just little off cuts of fruit or vegetables that Izzy probably wouldn't eat otherwise, and can also feed Izzy himself with much less of a mess when he's up on the kitchen counter before or after meals.

Buttons... doesn't really have much to do with or say about any tiny person on The Revenge, but doesn't complain when Izzy stumbles up to the upper deck and asks very politely (curtesy of Stede) to pet Olivia if he can.

Jim, when big, lets Izzy sit beside them and watch them play with their knives - occasionally Izzy gets his hand on one and slobbers all over the handle, making Jim wince and wonder if that's also what they're like when they're tiny

Frenchie plays music for Izzy when he wants to listen, otherwise has to be very careful that Izzy doesn't try and play his lute and accidentally damage it somehow. He's chewed on the tuning pegs one too many times for Frenchie to trust Izzy alone with it anymore.

Olu's just kind of chill, lets Izzy sit next to him and babble about whatever he's thinking or drawing, joining in on the conversation when Izzy's up to it.

Lucius and Pete are kind of a tag team, when one's not regressed they're both chilling out with Izzy, Lucius giving Izzy 'tattoos' with a quill and ink and Pete is either making one sided conversation with a burbling Izzy or telling Lucius what to draw.

Swede is a bit hopeless, but tries to do nice things like show Izzy how to take naps in barrels or climb up in the netting (but not very far because Swede's a little bit afraid of heights, especially after watching Roach fall in yardies).

[rhianna]

About this eBook 

AuthorGuerber, H. A. (Hélène Adeline), 1859-1929TitleMyths of northern lands : Narrated with special reference to literature and artOriginal PublicationNew York: American Book Company, 1895.CreditsDavid Edwards and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net(This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)LanguageEnglishCategoryTextEBook-No.73021Release DateFeb 23, 2024Copyright StatusPublic domain in the USA.

Myths of northern lands : Narrated with special reference to literature and… http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/73021

THE aim of this handbook of Northern mythology is to familiarize the English student of letters with the religion of his heathen ancestors, and to set forth, as clearly as possible, the various myths which have exercised an influence over our customs, arts, and literature.

As Norwegians, Danes, Swedes, Icelanders, Germans, English, and French all came originally from the same stock and worshiped the same gods, so these tales formed the basis not only of their religious belief, but also of their first attempts at poetry. They are the classics of the North, and deserve as much attention at our hands as the more graceful and idyllic mythology of the South.

The most distinctive traits of the Northern mythology are a peculiar grim humor which is found in the religion of no other race, and a dark thread of tragedy which runs throughout the whole woof. These two characteristics, touching both extremes of the scale, have colored Northern thought, and have left their indelible imprint upon all our writings even to this day.

The mythology of Greece and Rome, growing as spontaneous and luxuriant as the tropical vegetation, came to its full fruition and began to decay before the introduction of Christianity. But Northern mythology, of slower growth, was arrested in mid-career before it had attained its complete development.

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A glossary, and complete index have been added to adapt this book for general use in libraries and public schools. Author and publishers sincerely trust that this little work will be as kindly received and as well appreciated as has been the case with its predecessor, “Myths of Greece and Rome,” the first volume of this series.

[haveyouatethisvegetable]

you're still here!!!! I'm so excited!!!

can i request: snow peas, snap peas, rutabaga/swede, black radish, red radish, turnip, swiss chard, leek!

Yes, I live to eat and post more vegetables!! Leek and snowpeas are posted and the rest are on the spreadsheet to be posted soon!