#swuning

[askruru]

Pros and cons to coming over on fridays. Be informed of what you're getting into Toru. I offered Tuesday specifically because of the second and last cons.

Pros:

- Something new

- sometimes accidentally makes too much ("accidentally", I think he does it on purpose, he likes having extra on experiment nights so he can do various tests to find the vest flavor)

- Fridays is formally informal, sit at the dining table but watch a movie or YT while we eat. We alternate who picks usually but right now we're watching an over 300 episode Oblivion let's play.

- our couch is very nice if you end up in a food coma

Cons:

- With of us are severely touch starved we WILL be touching.

- he will be very specific about when you arrive you have a five minute window or else you are uninvited for the day. He is very particular on Friday. Any other day he would not care you could come with him from the hospital and hang out but friday??? No, you arrive between 7:30 and 7:35 or not at all.

- after we finish eating you we must discuss what we liked and didn't like. Though pro, you will learn how to talk about food without sounding like an idiot

- he will make you wash your own dishes. And he is very particular about it, if you do it wrong you will do it again until you do it right.

- did I mention that we're both touch starved? If you linger after dinner to watch more with us you will have to endure us being super affectionate

- related to above: I am off Friday night, so if you stay past 10, um. You don't want to stay that long. This is our house and our furniture there will be more than kisses and cuddles once 10 rolls around. Fridays is new food and then. Personal nighttime interests.

... I'm sorry I asked... and these aren't, like, dinner dates for us. You know that, right? Me and my associate discuss things we can't at the hospital.

But, fine. Tuesdays. You've forced my hand. Ugh.

[riiwriting]

create.

[ hi5 studios moodboads ; 7/? - technically this cutie doesn’t work at hi5 but we’re counting it. i love him. ]

[askruru]

I might be able to convince him to let you come over once a month at most. Or bring you leftovers every other Tuesday. Maybe.

Am I getting into a custody battle for my lead research assistant?

... Leftovers don't taste the same. Dinners every other Tues- no, I'm a Friday night guy, and you've got yourself a deal.

[askruru]

Toru. What did you do? Her accent just got so much stronger, she's saying boiled like "booled". She's rambling about how "booled p'nuts" are good if you don't get them from a can and that they're a southern delicacy. - @ask-doctorwu (might wanna still tag this as swuning just in case)

Ehehe. Sorry? I think? "Booled p'nuts" sound fantastic though. You might have to give "booled p'nuts" a try, Wu.

[askruru]

Oof working night shift huh? So right after dinner with Tomoki, you're gonna deal with the renovation teams and all the pain that caused him to take his vacation... Well, good luck. Hopefully he's not too bad on your wallet. Though I think he said he wasn't even planning to look at prices. ... And if the place sells full bottles of wine he's considering bringing one home. I tried to convince him to go easy on you... And to let you at least have one glass of wine. He said he'll consider it. I tried. - ⚕️

Things that bother me never really stay around long. I'm aware it's an uncommon opinion, but I haven't been caused too much grief by the renovations so far. I don't mind it.

As for the advocacy, thank you. I owe you one.

[askruru]

Wait wait wait. A long time ago you said Wu having WoU would be a nightmare. Is it because a lot of people try to get in his pants??? He's not my type but I guess I can't blame them....

No? It's because he gets a lot of patients? ... You've got a point though.

[askruru]

You sure you wanna come around that often? Then again Fridays is when he experiments with something he's never made before, so you'll definitely get something exciting. I think this week he's making bami haeng pet. It's Thai. (also to mod: i'm stealing your hc that Wu can cook. Yoink.)

oh mygodddfuuuckkkkk

[askruru]

Oh my god stop i can only be so attracted to Wu before its a problem. a man who can cook is a doctor AND wants a fucking tongue piercing you're gonna kill me

Hey, you can keep him. All I request are the occasional dinners.

[askruru]

Tomoki's alcohol tolerance is scary, I might have to pour an entire bottle of tequila into his mouth to even get him tipsy. But when I get off work in the morning by god, I will try to make him drunk enough to do the list. Yay for him being on vacation and not needing to worry about work. -⚕️

list? i could list off the times i've seen teh tomok idrunk and that is zero. he never goes out with us!!! so misterious!!! or he doens't drink but thatd be soo him god. perfectmoki oki moki tomo oki i think hed liek a burrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbin. quick nap

im goig to sleep now

[askruru]

I get that its not dinner dates, I just want to make sure you understand what he's like at home. Besides. More time to discuss since I'm not right there on Tuesday. I have to get ready for work right after dinner and leave at about nine.

As long as I'm eating, I'm happy.