#sylveon is a fast food worker

[dovewingkinnie]

try not to make sylveon and umbreon ocs challenge trying 2 think of names for them, was thinking of naming umbreon 'bree' and sylveon 'leon' but idk yet (wanted to keep them somewhat similar to their pokemon names) this is part of that one story with the mew and shaymin btw

[enchanted-flowers]

Skitty is a Matchmaker

Pairing: Reader/Underfell Sans (Red)

Rating: All ages  Word count: 1800 Warnings: None. This is a very fluffy fic. 

Undertale x Pokemon Crossover AU

First place raffle prize for @coleart! I’m not sure how I feel about writing pokemon, but this was super fun to do! Here is what he requested. 

I hope you enjoy this fic Cole! 

Red ravenously devours his Old Gateau, licking his fingers in between where even his trusted Pignite twists his face up in disgust. You and your Lucario stare at him, instantly losing your appetite for your sandwich as crumbs fall from his mouth.

“Can’t you eat like a normal person?” you scold, reaching over the table and wiping the crumbs off his face with your napkin, “I feel like your parent sometimes.”

“if ya don’t like it, then go somewhere else,” Red grumbles, then tosses a scrap to his pokemon.

You roll your eyes and return to your lunch, enjoying the bright outdoors on a route outside of Hearthome City. The winds breeze by gently, swaying the tall grass and the trees, where various wild pokemon chitter and go about their lives. You notice two Pachirisus fighting over a cherri berry until an Aipom swoops in and stole it from their clutches. Most of the pokemon ignore the two trainers, uninterested in a battle right now. It’s a beautiful day outside...if you could ignore the goblin in front of you.

Suddenly, a figure bursts from the trees and Lucario and Pignite leap into action to protect their trainers. Noticing that the figure was only a panicked elderly woman, you order your pokemon to stand down. The woman’s grey hair stuck out in all different directions, her saggy eyes red and puffy from with the streams of tears rolling down her aged face. She’s panting hard and grasping on a nearby tree for support. Your Lucario immediately brought her a cup of water and you helped her to your table with worry, while Red eyes the woman suspiciously, his Pignite sniffing around her legs.

“Oh thank Arceus, trainers!” the old woman weeps, “Please help me. My Skitty ran off and I am much too old to fend pokemon off myself. I need to get her back!”

Your heart went out to her, and you nod your head without hesitation, “Yes, of course-”

“how much,” the skeleton interrupts, picking his teeth with his fingers.

“Red!” you glare at him.

“what? if we are going to be doing her a favor, we should be compensated,” he shrugs and crosses his arms.

“That’s-”

“No, my dear, it’s fine,” the elderly woman reaches into her bag and holds out a few coins, “I have much gold.”

Red swipes the money from her hand, and inspects it, deeming the request worthy of his time. You shake your head in disappointment with him, but he’s stubborn and the woman is willing to pay so you don’t bother putting up a fight.

“aight. where was was the last place you saw your skitty?” Red asks while you pack the remainder of your items.

The woman points to Mt. Coronet. You and Red look at each other and gulp. Not only was the mountain full of annoying wild pokemon that seems to want to attack you every few minutes, but there are a ridiculous amount of twists and turns with hidden tunnels and traps. But being the greedy money trainer that he is (“WE NEED FOOD. THIS IS HOW WE GET MONEY FOR FOOD!”) Red trudges on. Glancing at the old woman, you throw your pokeball, letting your Sylveon out who greets you happily with a cheerful squee.

“My Sylveon will escort you back to town. We’ll meet you at the Hearthome pokemon center when we find your pokemon,”

The woman bows and thanks you, and you watch as the two of them disappear into the trees. Red looks at you expectantly, his Pigmite resting on his shoulders and your Lucario trotting besides you. You nod and the two of you embark to Mt. Coronet.

Before entering, you grab two repels from your bag and hand one to Red, the both of you showering yourselves with the spray. The two pokemon gags, and you apologetically pat Lucario’s back. The pokemon stays five feet away from you and Red for the remainder of the time. Despite the lit torches left by past trainers and construction workers, the cave is still dark, and you just replaced your Lucario’s flash with False Swipe. Stupid you. Red searches like a zombie, completely uninterested and bored, hoping to find the Skitty and go back home already, but in this endless maze, it could be for hours.

“ugh, i’m hungry,” Red grumbles, kicking a rock and scaring away a zubat.

“You just ate,”

“still. how long have we been in here anyway? hours?” the skeleton trainer complains.

“Try 20 minutes”

Red groans loudly and slumps on the dirt, “i dun wanna do this anymore.”

“Well you already accepted the payment,” you cross your arms and drag him back up, “It’s not like we had anything better to do anyway.”

Red looks at you quietly, his bone brows furrows and his mouth dips into a slight frown. He looks like he was about to say something, but changed his mind.

“What? Do I have something on my face?”

A faint blush spreads throughout his face, but before he could say anything, Pignite screeches, alerting you two of the little Skitty, who squeals happily and runs away, further into the cave.

“Hey! Come back here!” you yell, but as soon as you ran in its direction, a golbat swoops in and attacks, “Red! Go after it! I got this!”

The skeleton nods and follows the Skitty. Lucario springs into battle, waiting for his orders.

“Use focus blast!” you command, pointing at the Golbat.

A ball of energy forms in between Lucario’s palms and he aims the ball of light at the enemy pokemon, flinging it against the wall. Golbat instantly fainted.

“Good job!” you praise and give him a head pat, “We gotta catch up to Red and Pignite. Let’s go!”

Lucario nods and the two of you run after your friends. You found Red cornering the Skitty against the cavern wall, a smug smirk stretching across his face.

“ ‘ere skitty skitty skitty,” he clicks, bending down, and reaching his hand towards the pokemon.

“Red, be careful. You might scare her,” you warn.

“pssh, please. it’s a little skitty, what harm can it-” suddenly, the pink pokemon cries and emits a sudden blast of a heart shaped cloud, wrapping around Red and knocking him backwards with a yelp.

“Red!” you rush to his side, and the Skitty sprints away, but Pignite runs after her.

The skeleton moans and rubs his head, and looks at you, his eye lights suddenly transforming into small hearts, looking at you as if you are suddenly the center of his world. He touches your cheeks tenderly, with a gentleness you never knew he possessed.

“Red?” you whisper quietly, your heart pounding loudly in your chest.

“darling.” the skeleton purrs, his face only inches away from your lips.

You lean into his touch, bringing yourself closer to him, losing sight of your goal and allow this to happen. Your insides rip each other apart as your face flushes with heat. A part of you wants to push him away, another wants to hold him like this forever, as you’re locked in his gaze. His mouth brushes against your lips, but before he could fully kiss you, Lucario balls his fasts and sucker punches the skeleton, his head cracking the wall. You scream and rush over to his side, checking for injuries, but he only seems unconscious for now.

“Lucario! Why would you do that?!” you shout, anger fuming.

Keeping as calm as ever, he just simply points to you. Whatever that means. Pignite comes back a moment later, with the Skitty in his arms, who’s purring softly and sleeping against the heated pokemon. You sigh and shake your head, clearing yourself of whatever just happened, and pick up Red’s body. Luckily, he’s a skeleton so weight isn’t a problem, but Lucario helps you anyway. He seems apologetic for hurting Red, but doesn’t regret his actions. All of you exit the cave without a problem.

When you and your pokemon emerge, the sky is already painted with streaks of orange. Red stirs in your arms, grunting in pain but otherwise seems alright. He looks at you in confusion, then anger, leaping away from you and readying a battle stance.

“what the hell happened??? why was i passed out?!” he growls.

“Lucario punched you. I’m so sorry about that,” you apologize.

“what the hell? why would he punch me?!”

“You don’t remember?”

Red blinks and thinks for a moment, shaking his head, “the last thing i remember was finding that pokemon. did something happen?”

Your hand twitches, your mouth hanging slightly open, your heart clenching. You put on a fake smile and shake your head, telling him that he was just in Lucario’s way when a pokemon attacked and he’ll get checked out at the Pokemon Center. He buys your story, and slowly returns to his normal self once you two enter the city. You find the old woman at the center with your sylveon, who prances towards you and happily nuzzles your leg upon your return. The woman coos as soon as Pignite hands over her Skitty.

“Thank you so much you two. I hope she didn’t cause you any trouble. She’s quite mischievous,”

“Ah, it was no problem at all. Happy to help,” you smile.

“That’s a relief. I was afraid she was going to use her special move to escape again,” the woman scratch’s the Skitty’s head.

“special move?” Red asks, raising his bone brow in curiosity.

“Yes. Her “Attract” move is special. Once an opponent is hit, they are instantly infatuated with the first object that they see. The move is stronger when object just happens to be something or someone that they already have feelings for. They will often times make rash decisions and act impulsively. The move isn’t very useful in battle, but it allows her to get away easier.” the old woman explains.

Red snorts, as if he doesn’t believe her. You on the other hand…

The two of you recieve your rewards, and leave Lucario and Pignite at the center to rest up while the two of you grab some dinner.

“so, where do you want to eat? i’m famished,”

You shrug and look at him, the moonlight hovering right above him, “Anywhere is fine. My treat.”

“woah really?” Red says in astonishment, “what’s the occasion?”

“Nothing,” you shake your head and lace your fingers with his, pressing a kiss on his cheek, “I’m just happy to be with you.”

Red turns into a tomato, fumbling over his words his hand shaking in yours as drops of sweat rolls down his head. He clears his throat and smirks, even with his blush. He hopes you have a fat wallet because he’s celebrating tonight.

[trans-hunter-truther]

Ask me: all

JESUS answers under the cut hopefully bc holy shit [[READ MORE]]1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?I'll do cell phone since I'm on it right now: lock screen is a duck and her ducklings, home is sylveon2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?Nope3) What was your last text message?Tbh something personal to my friends expense so not gonna copy and paste 4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?I'd like to be helping my communities. I have several dreams... Photoshoots for trans kids, bringing ASL further into the spotlight and performing musicals in asl, making clothing lines for plus size and trans people5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?Cuddling in bed in some gay ass nerds arms 6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?Lmao I never really had 'cool' halloween costumes but the funniest definitely was this year where my friends and I all went as different aesthetics/ tropes- "emo" "hipster" "jock" stuff like that and then "space gay" "plant gay" and I was manic pixie dream girl 7) What was your favorite 90s show?"Friends" or "Freaks and Geeks" 8) Who was your last kiss?Ex and he forced me lmao so it was uncomfortable and my friend had to intervene9) Have you ever been stood up?I've been on like two dates in my life so no10) Favorite ice cream flavor?Chocolate with brownie chunks and fudge- so basically chocolate on chocolate on chocolate 11) Have you been to Las Vegas?Nop12) Your favorite pair of shoes?My Converse I hand painted a galaxy on 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?Nope. One time someone grabbed me by the hair at the back of my head and kissed me and I shoved them off but I've never been an instigator 14) What is your favorite fruit?Pear or apple, I'm boring :v 15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?I already did that twice so... yes16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?Nope I'm Demisexual so hookups aren't a thing for me. Long term typically, but if I know it's really not working out I'm not afraid to end things. 17) Do you smoke? If so, what?Nop18) What do you do to get over your anger?Bike, mediative breathing, kick boxing 19) Do you believe in God?Eh? I believe in several deities and powers and ideals 20) Does the person you're in love with know it?I mean I'd hope so I've said it a million times 21) Favorite position?Cowgirl 22) What's your horoscope sign?ITS THE AGE OF AQUARIUS, THE AGE OF AQUARIUSSSSSSS- AQUIRIUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS...... AQUIRIUSSsSsSsS 23) Your fears?Being manipulated, being raped, someone breaking into my house, being followed, running into past people who have hurt me 24) How many pets do you have? What kind?Right now I just have Luna my cat who doesn't meow but just yells really loudly 25) What never fails to turn you on?Grabbing or biting 26) Your idea of a perfect first date?Seeing a movie, walking on the boardwalk and going to a fun restaurant (good food, not stuffy and fancy) and walking on the beach feeling the water and sand on our feet 27) What is something most people don't know about you?That I suffer/ed from an eating disorder and I'm mostly recovering 28) What makes you feel the happiest?Laughing with my friends 29) What store do you shop at most often?Does Amazon count or...? 30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?I think it's a way of showing you care about your partner and their pleasure so I'm for it; I like both 31) Do you believe in karma?I think that people should strive to do what they believe is right without harming others, but I don't think the universe goes around righting wrongs considering so many who do wrong never face punishment32) Are you single?Not really? I'm not officially in a relationship but I'm also not looking33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?I think that either one can serve as a good way to apologize in addition to an actual thought out apology; provided the flowers or candy are thought out 34) Are you a good swimmer?I've swam since I was like 6 months old so yes 35) Coffee or Tea?Depends, I love both though. Typically I only like homemade tea and cafe made coffee 36) Online shopping or shopping in person?Online shopping I hate irl shopping 37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?If I had to choose, older 38) Cats or Dogs?Both? I guess cats if I had to choose because I like cuddling 39) Are you a competitive person?Yeah but I try not to be by avoiding competition40) Do you believe in aliens?Definitely 41) Do you like dancing?Fuck yes I'm always dancing 42) What kind of music to you listen to?Honestly I listen to a really wide spread I like a little bit of everything, only thing I can't always get into is screamo and similar genres 43) What is your favorite cartoon character?Marinette maybe? I have many 44) Where are you from?Florida 45) Eat at home or eat out?Depends what I have st home lmao 46) How much more social are you when you're drunk?Don't know don't drink 47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?Rainbow boxers yesterday st pride! 48) Why do you think your followers follow you?Memes 49) How many hours do you sleep at night?Typically 6 50) What worries you most about the future?Succeeding in my field 51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?I would drop them so fast fuck 52) Are you happy with yourself?I think mostly I am 53) What do you wish you didn't know?Knowledge is power so I don't regret that, I only wish certain things hadn't happened perhaps 54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?Recognize when you're being manipulated and stay true to yourself 55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?Maybe the Gilmore house from Gilmore girls? It's such s beautiful house and I love the aesthetic of the town 56) What's your favorite Website?Shopmissa if not a social media website 57) What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?Cutting58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?I think Gainesville s few months ago for my sisters graduation 59) What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?2.50 blazers at good will 60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?Dumpling soup, egg rolls, crab Rangoon 61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?I already am sort of, kali and cali(fornia) if not I guess Dakota? It's a pretty name 62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?History, psychology, sexed, or any kind of art lmao? 63) Favorite kind of chips?Sour cream and onion or plain salted kettle cooked chips 64) Favorite kind of sandwich?Turkey, muenster, honey mustard etc 65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?Dictionary 66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?Nope I've never been hurt by any animal67) What's your favorite form of exercise?Dance or swimming 68) Are you afraid of heights?Maybe a little but not really 69) What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?Informal geometry it was a fuckin messssssss 70) What's your favorite breakfast?Waffle, eggs, toast, hash browns, coffee, bacon. Aka what I get every time o go to Waffle House 71) Do you like guacamole?Fuck yeah72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?Not really no, I've been hit though 73) What/who are you thinking about right now?Not gonna lie I'm just thinking about how periods suck but I'm so glad I'm not pregnant 74) Do you like cuddling?Most of the time yeah but I have to be very comfortable with that person 75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?Probably I have a lot of trauma 76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?Almost all of them77) Favorite city you've been to?Gainesville, it's so beautiful 78) Would you break the law to save a family member?Depends on the law and depends on the family member- maybe for my older siblings 79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?Oh god I had one yesterday. So I was with friends and I was taking a bunch of pictures and my friend next to me and I starting goofing around and I took a bunch of silly pictures of them and after they grabbed my phone and deleted them and then went to my deleted photos and I was screaming for them to give back my phone and like I'm 99% sure they saw my personal photos I had in there sooo I wanted to die 80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in?LGBT rights, Deaf rights, Autistic and Aspergers people's rights, Black lives matter 81) What's the worst injury you've ever had?I had to get a really shitty surgery in an emergency hospital for an abscess on my labia minora and I was screaming in agony with no anesthesia as doctors flooded in and out. It was really traumatic and painful 82) Favorite day of the week?Saturday. I get to sleep in, be productive in the morning, hang out with friends, have time for myself, and it's very stress free 83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?Very, even though I'm Demi once I am comfortable with someone I'm open to try anything almost and I have a lot of kinks 84) How do you feel about porn?I think that while the industry is fucked up and corrupt I support sex workers and sex work in general as a form of entrepreneurship 85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?Maybe Emma stone? 86) Who was your hottest ex?I haven't dated a lot of people really but someone who isn't quite an ex? 87) Do you want/have kids?Not sure. I've gone back and forth but I know I want to experience my life first before I do anything. 88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?Yes89) Do you get easily distracted?YES90) Ass or titties?titties all the way 91) What is your favorite word?Prejudice 92) How do you feel about tattoos?I think they're a beautiful art form 93) Do you have any pets?Yes 94) How tall are you?5'2 and a half 95) How old are you?17 96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?Eyes, boobs, ass 97) Is there anything you're really passionate about?Activism and cosmetology 98) Do you have trust issues?Yeahhhh a little bit not gonna lie99) Do you believe in love at first sight?No not really? I think that you can have attraction but you have to get to know someone to love them 100) What are some words that you live by? Why?Everything happens for a reason. Because while shitty things happen in our lives we can learn from them to make the world a better place. I've had a lot of shitty things happen to me and they have only driven me further in life to help others.