#sylvi the human

[sylvi-curiosity]

I'm teleporting around.

I teleport nearby Sylvi.

Hmmm..

OH, HI SYLVI!

(it jumps at the sudden shout and falls over)

. . .

h-hi?

[cristian-archer-and-pyre]

(it wakes up)

Hmm. . ? I'm. . .

(it sees the note and its sketchbook and starts panicking. It's rambling to itself in Norwegian now)

@sylvi-curiosity

*Cristian was sitting nearby while keeping an eye on it* Oh Heya. How was yer nap?

[anya-justice-soul]

(it looks like it's getting tired)

Wouldn't hurt to try. . .

Hey Sylvi. You look tired, you can- you should rest. Don't worry, I'll make sure you're safe.

[deputyclover]

So. . . Umm- how's your arm?

//(its cheeks are faintly tear stained. I'm not sure if Clover would notice that or not, so you decide)

@sylvi-curiosity

Well, I can't feel it but all I need is to make a new shadow arm so don't cry Sylvi.

*Clover tries to make a shadow arm.

*It fails.

Oh crap.

[another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple]

Dritt. Where did they go? When did they even leave? How the hell did I not even notice.

@sylvi-curiosity

Sylvi knows about as much as anyone else.

[username8746489]

S Tier Characters (The S stands for Sheep)

((NOT A SHIP POST))

[annachum]

Signs that Sylvie is not from the Nine Realms from a timeline ( and I REFUSE to acknowledge her as such ) :

. No quasi shakespearan accent

. Her armors are basically knock offs in comparison to the gorgeous House of Buri armors

. NO. BRAIDS. ON. HER. HAIR. If she really have been on the run for decades and killing many of her pursuers, and she is actually from the Nine Realms, she would have VERY COMPLICATED BRAIDS by the time she first met Loki in person. NOT SOME KIND OF CURLY MULLET WITH NO FUCKING BRAIDS

. Choosing to work at McDonalds across SEVERAL TIMELINES instead of trying to play a Game of Thrones like Loki may have done. YOU'RE JOKING

. ABSOLUTELY no recollection or connection to a Nordic heritage or such

. ABSOLUTELY NO recollection of Frigga ( who played SUCH AN IMPORTANT ROLE TO LOKI'S UPBRINGING IN MCU )

Somebody can say all they want how Sylvie is a Loki variant and was a Princess of Asgard. These points are just some of the reasons why I REFUSE to accept her as a Laufeydottir/Odinsdottir, or from the Nine Realms, for the matter

I'm sorry I tried to accept it even when someone said it was ' canon. '

But I can't

I just can't

This is one of the VERY few times that I absolutely refuse to accept an info that is ' canon " or smth

[loonarmuunar]

MONSTER SYLVIE’S DESIGN!!

Sylvie IS helping Molly, but his motivations are more morally grey than just for the sake of helping her. He’s fascinated by humans, and he has an interesting in studying her. It’s very unclear what he means by studying but Molly isn’t in any immediate danger. For now, at least.

I have NO clue how he would’ve died (maybe medical malpractice?) so uhhh if anyone has any ideas 👁️👁️ lemme know

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Hot Take:

Marvel putting Loki w/ Sylvie defeats the entire fucking point of the show.

[ee-where-they-shouldnt-be]

So the break is going to last till mid March but have this thing I drew in gartic phone last night because y'all love Naven torture so much

(that's supposed to be me, Mod Sylvie)

[sylvi-curiosity]

Let's go. We got this!

Archer. Do you want to stay, or help me with Hotland?

I shall stand guard. Too many vulkin try to "help" me...good luck.

Cristian. Sylvi. Could you two go search waterfall? Mostly because Cristian doesn't adapt to Hotland very well...

@cristian-and-pyre

Okay. . . Let's go.

(it grabs Cristian's hand and starts running towards Waterfall. When they get there it suddenly lets go and is already looking. This all happens very quickly)

[cristian-archer-and-pyre]

(it wakes up with a start, breathing shakily. It looks scared, and sad. It doesn't say anything)

@sylvi-curiosity

How was your rest Sylvi?

[anya-justice-soul]

So. . . That dream was a memory? Or at least was about one?

Yes.

[deputyclover]

(You get an envelope in the mail, it says it's from Sylvi Jelle. Do you open it?)

@sylvi-curiosity

*Clover drunkenly opens it in his bed.

[sylvies-kablooie]

do you think i want to be here?

a big part of sylvie’s character that gets overlooked is shown in one particular line in s2 ep3 when she explains to loki why she has to kill victor: do you think i want to be here? do you think i’m gonna get any joy out of killing that man?

because that is what she has done, for centuries, is bring death. she’s run from one end of the world to the next, watching the connections she makes fall apart. what good would more killing bring to her? how would ending this trembling man before her repair any of the damage she has sustained? the minutemen she burned to get to he who remains were all variants, too, but she needed to do it. like she needed to kill hwr, like she needed to kill victor. what pleasure would more death give her at this point, after it has so thoroughly stained her it’s almost baptismal? what she wants is the softness of the ordinary, a uniform, a job- but her moral compass requires her to be a blade, and so she will. there is no joy in the ending of lives, especially in the name of freeing the destinies of the multiverse. she feels no love for death despite it raising her. her whole life has been more a means to an end more than that of an individual experiencing the universe. so if that means she must once again plunge her sword into a chest, she feels that she has been summoned once again to do her duty, and she must. even while she trembles at the thought, paces back and forth, and cries at what she knows she must do.

except, this time, she can’t.

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

bruh she just trash compacted an entire room of people. fuckin brutal