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THE TALE OF FOOD

TA-A-MI - STORY #1

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TA-A-MI : Whopping discounts from Tamtam shop! Come for a browse!

TA-A-MI : 12% off any purchase, and even greater discounts for our members! You'll regret for the whole year if you don't shop here today!

Ta-a-mi hands out leaflets to every customer walking out of the restaurant and bows with a smile. Adults as well as children are all impressed by the catchy slogans and lurid leaflets.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Daddy, Daddy! Let's get money out of our piggy bank for shopping--

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Ha, Charrie wants to buy Daddy a cooler to keep you cool.

SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Wow, my son is so considerate!

SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Daddy is so excited as to almost spew out flames! Let's go find our piggy bank now--!

TA-A-MI : Master, my shop has got a lot of discounts. Would you like to buy anything? Like a smart umbrella, ration seasoning box, Lu Wu bolster...

Ta-a-mi gives you a tabloid leaflet--

OPTION 1 : "How smart is this umbrella?" TA-A-MI : Re-engineered by the famous mechanic Crab in Orange, this ultra-smart umbrella helps you soar into the sky. TA-A-MI : It can even take you all the way to the moon.

OPTION 2 : "With the ration seasoning box, dishes would no longer taste weird..." TA-A-MI : Still worried about cooking dishes that taste weird? TA-A-MI : The Tamtam Ration Seasoning Box eliminates any worries about being heavy-handed for cooking! Wanna order some so that I could send them to your kitchen?

OPTION 3 : "Now I can tell my fortune by touching Lu Wu everyday." TA-A-MI : Look at the chubby butt and big round eyes! Exactly what Mr. Lu Wu looks like! TA-A-MI : The bolster is even inscribed with oracles from the well-known fortune-teller Dragon Beard Candy. You will live a carefree life if you touch it everyday. You don't even have to be worried about cat fur!

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam, will you offer such discounts at your shop in the future? Charrie wants to buy so many things, but there is not enough money in my piggy bank...

TA-A-MI : Ahem...I offer these generous discounts only to thank my patrons.

TA-A-MI : After a while there will be no discounts, unless you obtain premium membership or collect enough stamps from my leaflets.

OPTION 1 : "I have a premium membership card!" HONEY CHAR-SUI : Did Boss Tam secretly give Master that card? Why doesn't Charrie have one? TA-A-MI : How, how did you know? Whoops, no no I didn't say anything... TA-A-MI : You would be a premium member if you spend 500 Jades for one purchase at the shop. Charrie, you can ask your friends to chip in if you want to apply for membership. HONEY CHAR-SUI : Got it! Piggy, get our buddies Bighead and Tinytail here now and we are shopping together! TA-A-MI : Behave yourselves when shopping. Don't mess up my shop!

OPTION 2 : "I've collected ten stamps!" HONEY CHAR-SUI : Master, how did you collect all ten stamps so quickly? HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam often gave you stamps secretly, right? No wonder there are always so many lurid leaflets in the letters of Ta-a-mi that Mr. Lu Wu gives you. All the leaflets have stamps on the back! TA-A-MI : You, you are right... HONEY CHAR-SIU : Piggy and I are friends of Master, so you must give us a stamp! TA-A-MI : Fine, I could even give you more if you bring me customers.

After a chat, Ta-a-mi looks up to the clock and frowns.

TA-A-MI : It's late now. I have to go back to my shop. Could you please help me hand out the rest of the leaflets? HONEY CHAR-SUI : No problem! Master and I will get it done! Remember to give us discounts!

TA-A-MI : Fine...Got it got it.

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SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Terrible! Even the flames inside me dwarf in front of the energy of these shoppers clearing shelves like fury.

Holding two big shopping baskets laden with snacks and toys, Suckling Pig Roast keeps exclaiming behind others.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : We've been here so long, but Boss Tam is still not here. Why? I want him to tell me where Little Piggy biscuits are.

BRAISED TREPANG : You are here for Ta-a-mi? I just saw him at the back gate of the shop.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Hah Master Cong, are you also shopping here?

BRAISED TREPANG : Yes, Ta-a-mi has been doing business...Very abnormally lately. He is seemingly selling for losses rather than for profits. That's probably a new marketing strategy, so I'm here to find out.

PIGGY : Pew pew!

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Piggy has found Boss Tam! He is over there--!

TA-A-MI : ?!

TA-A-MI : Master, Charrie, Suckling Pig Roast, Master Cong? Why are you here?

Things like tents, bottled drinking water, flashlights, instant noodles, rain boots, and raincoats stack up at the back gate of the shop. In the middle of numerous goods, Ta-a-mi stops bookkeeping on seeing the others and puts on a nervous look.

OPTION 1 : "Tamtam, what are you doing here?" TA-A-MI : ...No, it's not, not important! TA-A-MI : I am here just to inventory my new stock. HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam has got so many goods at the back gate, but it seems none of them are as attractive as Little Piggy biscuits.

OPTION 2 : "Are you going to sponsor the Survival Game of the Adventure Club?" BRAISED TREPANG : As a senior member of the Adventure Club, I've not learnt yet that the Survival Game would be held. TA-A-MI : Stop guessing! I'm just recording my new wares.

TA-A-MI : ...So sorry that I left you alone. Go to the front gate and I'll show you around.

TA-A-MI : Charrie wants Little Piggy biscuits and Suckling Pig Roast wants a cooler, right? I'll help you find them...

After trying hard, Ta-a-mi persuades Charrie and his father to leave the back gate. Only Braised Trepang stays, lost in his thoughts--

BRAISED TREPANG : Master, I am afraid Ta-a-mi is in trouble.

BRAISED TREPANG : You see, these goods like tents, flashlights, and bottled drinking water, are usually used for disaster relief.

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[meelonkurb]

Have you seen this man in your dreams?

Aktuaalse Kaamera Arhiiv 27.09.1994

[alucardsinep]

huuhaahumanisti ✨hot takes✨

disclaimer i am just some uni student with opinions 🧅 this is not a personal attack in fact if you feel attacked by my silly post go log off and touch grass jne

calling garlic or leek an onion is never justified (looking at you two 🫵🇫🇮🇭🇺) #myhill

finnish should invent their own words for noun cases like we have. what the fuck is a partitive. lihtsalt ütle omastav nagu normaalne inimene (EDIT: i have been informed that you guys do in fact have words like osanto???? why dont you USE THEM) (for people so concerned about linguistic purity sometimes you sure do love your laensõnalised käändenimetused)

french would make way more sense if it was written in cyrillic. maybe just because im a phonetic ortography truther but i'll believe жан валжан is pronounced Like That when i see it. no more oiseaux save some letters and write уазо

you should be able to do the livonian&latvian vowel lengthening thing ad infinitum. let me write a with like three lines above it and have it mean AAAAAAAA! (does the ͞ mean times two or vowel squared? discuss. okei ǟ on ää ja ä̿ on ääää. aga mis siis kui ma paneks kolm joont ä kohale. kas see on 6ä või ä³=8ä)

"eesti keeles palataliseeruvad t, l, n ja s järgneva i või j mõjul" on põhjaeesti propaganda. kõike võib palataliseerida kui sa piisavalt tahad. oskuse asi.

soospetsiifilised asesõnad on nõrkadele. tema <3 hän <3 ő <3 <- no gender = sign of a strong and epic chad language

teeme uue lõunaeesti kirjaviisi ja hakkame seal kasutama c q ja y. y nagu see kõrge õ ja õ jääb ka alles keskkõrgeks õ-ks. c on ts (ocima) ja q om kakkõhelü hõq. ja see on foneetiline kirjaviis sest muidugi see on ja kõik peavad õppima ära kõrisulghääliku q sest mina ütlen nii.

johannes aavik ja mikael agricola should make out sloppy style with tongue. since they love stealink from smaller dialects and then running them into the ground sooo much. äkki nad sõidavad tatti pannes homoteerulliga üle kõigi murrete. kes teab

[quentinfiletmignon]

JIŘÍ DVOŘÁK jako ZMETEK PEKELNÁ URIÁŠ & IVAN TROJAN jako MATLA PETRONEL

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[mothoslav]

milujem kebap so sebou pretože si užívam spolu s mojou plackou žuvať alobal #mojalobal

[mankadavi]

Travellers Families and Cast

[masterofiodine]

prompt doodles s dírskou tématikou + tma/díra crossovery

[alexvacice]

Ještě jednou zdravím Petronela a Uriáše z pražskýho pridu. Hrozně jste mi zlepšili celej zážitek z dneška :)

[teplejtrouba]

čarovné jablko má hned několik z mých oblíbených pohádkových prvků:

1. divného starého pána (miluju vás, Františku)

2. divného mladého pána a jeho chytrolínské kreace

3. lidi s velmi specifickým povoláním (ten pán co hlásá hodiny neskutečně servíroval)

4. naději, co umírá poslední a (platonickou) lásku, co vše přemůže

5. bisexuály

[i-eat-vinilinum]

Kurwa mac najpierw babcia i ciocia się srały że używam kremu Nivea do twarzy, teraz od ponad roku używam Bambino to tez jest problem ja pierdoleeee

[zagreusm]

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[morti0re]

člověk dostane zpátky slohovku a všechny jeho sny tom jak se stane spisovatelem se najednou rozplynou jak pára nad hrncem.