#tag: randomnessfellow

[sth-askverse]

Right anyway, (sorry tails, I had to!!) I would like to ask some questions, What changed over the years for ya'll? and Has anyone met someone new?

Met anyone? I suppose you could say that, there is a new face in the crew these days. As for what's changed, hmm... let me think, something big...

Eve!!! There's my favorite hedgie~!

Wow, Sonic gets a hello before me?

Hehe, sorry Mama!

... No really, what were you two fu-

Shadow.

... What were you two discussing?

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[Meet Eve!]

[sth-askverse]

Maybe you both are right, but If he does show up at anytime, maybe We could help you guys out! ...Somehow...

But have we ruled out the possibility Eggman is somehow behind these rifts, himself?

No, but, then it wouldn't be the first time one of his "Master Plans" backfired on him.

True enough.

... AH. THE SHREDDED SKY ALSO HAS QUERIES. I WILL ENDEAVOR TO ANSWER THEM. AS FOR MY ANALYSIS ON THE STATUS OF MY CREATOR, I CAN SAY ONLY I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT HE MAY HAVE MET HIS END BEFORE I COULD DELIVER IT TO HIM MYSELF. AND IF HE LIVES, I WILL RESUME MY MISSION AS I HAVE.

... you shred your pillows missing me~? Aww, sunshine~!

Shut the fuck up right now-

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[EDIT: fixed rouges broken ass hand lol]

[sth-askverse]

Right anyway, Another question, Tails, Do you still make inventions out of Machinery? or Are you doing something different?

I think I'll always be doing that, honestly.

Gear-head over here-

Hey, who else is gonna outfit the team in the best tech to take down the bad guys?

Heh, just teasin', little brother. I know when the going gets tough, I'm one lucky hedgehog to have a fox like you in our corner!

Speaking of...

Oh, great, forgot you were here- can we go back to that?

Hilarious. Any news on the rifts?

No, their energy is still stumping me. I did come across a blip of a similar energy spike a few years ago, but it was way smaller and centered over a singular point.

Why is this the first we're hearing of it?

Sorry, did you want to hear about every minor satellite anomoly my scans pick up daily? Because that's a whole 40 hour work-week's worth of information to sift through.

You should watch your tone, kit-

Not your daughter, and also not a kit anymore; maybe watch yours. I sent Sonic the coordinates to the previous blip-

Is it Adventure Time?

... I. Yes. But-! Sonic get back here a second-

Ugh, okay, okay, fine-

It's a bit far. And across open water. You're gonna need a plane, but I'm a little busy babysitting these more recent scans-

Not an issue, I'll just Chaos Con-

NOT A SHOT IN HELL- Shadow, come with me! I hear my little brother loud and clear; it's time I remind everyone who taught who how to pilot~!

...... *sigh* At least it'll be a water landing if it goes wrong...

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[sth-askverse]

Hey Sonic, Quick question again, Has anything changed between you and Tails? or Are you two still like brothers to each other? also I'm giving you two gentle head pats, If that's okay! ^v^

We're same-old-same-old! I don't hang around the house as much since the pipsqueak-

-Who's taller than literally everyone in our friend group minus maybe Vector, but sure, pipsqueak-

-hit his 20s, but, we're good as gold! But now, ah, about the head pats...?

Yeah... I maybe should mention, I'm not... the biggest fan? Of touching? Different when it's... y'know, my people, but... you get it, right?

I'll... accept my fate. It's actually not that bad- even if I need to start carrying a comb around, apparently.

Heh, too bad foxes don't have Quill Inventory, huh? Maybe should put all that tail fluff to good use-

Yeah, no, not doing that.

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[sth-askverse]

...Sorry, or, We're sorry, Sonic, I'm pretty sure We didn't know about that being personal to you, Next time, We'll try to be more careful with our questions, or, Anything That could hurt someone mentally... *pats his shoulder gently*

Yeah... I got a little snarly, my bad. Just, not many know about that stuff, you know? I still don't get how you guys do- weird day. Anyway.

Uh... thanks. You're not all bad- heh, better than getting a tube dropped on my head-

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[sth-askverse]

Well, You ARE correct, Tails! (also hi girls!!) Not only that, We could do some stuff to most likely mess around with ya'll, for example, The giant cardboard tube coming at Sonic earlier (which wasn't me btw), also can I pet the fox real quick pls?? He just looks fluffy...

Don't be ridiculous, messages appearing as ethereal holograms? Sure, I'll buy it- but you can't make something appear from nothing, that's just Physics 101-

Hey, Professor Physics, what's that in front of you?

Huh? What do you- ... no. Ohhhh no-

.... I feel violated.

Hi! ... strange, floating, text message-?

Sky mail. I'm callin' it ✨Sky Mail✨~

Sky mail. Never a dull moment with you boys, is it?

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[sth-askverse]

Anyway, (also hi omega!!) Another question, Do you guys still use the Shield Monitors on your adventures? or Are you guys using something different?

Team Dark's Apartment, Central City, Night Babylon District-

IGNORE THE HYBRID, SKY-BEING. HE HAS NOT COMPLETED HIS MORNING RITUAL OF CONSUMING THE COFFEE BEANS.

And he does mean "consuming", not drinking...

I hate you both.

----

Tails' Home, Coastal Green Hill Zone-

Oh yeah! These things are kinda fantastic, though they look more capsules now. GUN's been keeping them updated and streamlining their designs, even making them more, eh, "insane blue hedgehog" friendly, let's say.

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[sth-askverse]

Anyways, Quick question, What happened to Eggman? Is he still causing trouble or Is he skimming plans?

The last battle any of us had with him was... almost a year ago, now. Either he's slowing down in his old age or...

Or he's gearing up for another big one.

... that.

We'll be ready. I'll be ready.

... We'll both be, this time.

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[sth-askverse]

Okay I deeply apologize for asking that question bc I was curious since there's a multiverse of you having the same thing

I've got a temper, I know that- Tails will blame the meds. I blame... well. Me, I guess. Sorry, again! No harm, no foul, you didn't know what you didn't know.

Heehe~

... Wait a sec, hold up- multiverse? You mean like shatterspaces, but, with other... me's? I guess that makes sense... Little Guy's another me, though, pretty sure just "me" from the past, but... Then there's Arthur, I guess, he's- was?- a totally different... Huh. I need to talk to Shad about this, he's got a little more experience in the multiverse department- well, at least, like, one experience than me, I think, but, still. Maybe relevant to the rifts, right?

In the meantime- damn good chili dog! Thanks!

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[sth-askverse]

Wait, Sonic, Did Tails teach you how to fix the Tornado or Did you learn how to do that before by yourself?

Learned from my Unk Chuck! (Like he was my Uncle, right? I'm pretty sure? Fuck I don't know-)

Tails was still a tiny thing when we met, only about four, so anything he learned kinda had to start with me, heh, poor kid. But! He took what I taught him and went way way farther, so, ya know. He's the real gear-head, I'm just the in-a-pinch maintenance guy. I'll work on my Tornado and Tails' Tornado 2 a bit, but I won't touch the Cyclone, that thing's a little too complicated for me to mess with.

Sonic, while you're working on the engine I'm going to check the coordinates Miles sen- ... Sonic.

Yeah, Sunshine?

Oh dear Chaos your fucking gloves- Never... nevermind. I'm going to check the coordinates, we should be able to use our communicators if we're both on the island so, let me know if you need me.

Loud and clear- you sure you're rested up enough?

...yes, thank you...

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[sth-askverse]

Oh! uh, Hi there ya'll! How's it going?? Kind of a bad way to start this and all of that, but Hello either way! Hehe...

And why is Sonic on the ground outside under a giant tube of cardboard?

Why do you think we have any more idea tha- I'm sorry, Sonic's what?

Now this I gotta see...

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[sth-askverse]

Honestly, I don't really know what's going on now...but It'll probably be best to explain after you guys sort things out! I hope...

Damn, you made him bristle, heh. I haven't seen him go full pine-cone since Amy told him she was-

Enough! ....Fox.

You know my name, Shadow, it's been like 15 years-

... Miles. Why is there a floating message box... talking to me?

That is a great question. if you want my theory-

Not really.

... Anyway. The rifts are like portals to other dimensions, and through them... these things are coming. Maybe other stuff, too, I don't know. Their signature is crazy, though- nothing I've seen before. It seems harmless enough.

Can we... ignore them?

Ah... I don't think so. Their decay is almost instant, but only after they've been interacted with. Until we figure out how to close these rifts, I guess we just... put up with it?

Hmph.

Hey, uh, we should probably go out and check on Sonic? And I think I see the girls comin' up-

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