#takis fuego

[greylurk]

It's always a little weird to see people describe "Capitalism" as pretty much everything to do with money. Like, taking bills in my pocket down to the store to buy a bag of Takis isn't capitalism, that's just commerce, which has been around since Ea Nasir was passing off shoddy merchandise.

Capitalism is specifically owning machinery, devices and to a lesser extent real estate which are used by laborers to produce profit. Like unless you got that money in your pocket by selling something that your roomate made, and gave them less than what you sold it for, and used the leftover to go buy yourself some Takis, you're not a capitalist, you're just a laborer.

[masoncarr2244]

[chloeslilcorner]

I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40

[randomcrispsunday]

Sunday 19/05/24

Another twofer! Unfortunately I forgot to take pictures of the first packet, a Macaroni and Cheese offering from Lidl. Which means I can't show you exactly what to avoid. Because you wanna avoid these ones. They were awful, and not even in a fun, edible way like the Bubble Gum ones. They tasted like melted margarine, gross and cloying and utterly inedible. I managed 3 crisps before bowing out. Others managed a couple more, but most of the bag went in the bin.

Happily we had a second bag.

Takis Fuego, my beloved. You can't go wrong with Takis. Spicy, crunchy, and fun to eat. If only you weren't £3.50 a bag.

[cassettepony]

^^^ this thing just got its favorite hot chip + energy drink :P

[chthonicgodling]

the Taki Fuego shitpost collection! 🩷💚🧡

Since last November-ish I’ve been steadily sitting on this growing pile of memes & poses while busy drawing meaningful Canon Convos and like, Røkia, aaaaaaaand I just finally now got a chance to amuse myself by completing these INCREDIBLY stupid doodle jokes😛 behold! this trio will nnnnnnot leave my head im SO SORRY EVERYONE,, commentary track beneath the cut::

💖Pic 1: yes he is.

💖Pic 2: yknow I continue to have no actual idea what the back of anyone’s outfits look like but this bow on Maci’s choker-scarf is immediately incredible to me & might be retconned into existence forever now?? Anyway,,, squishes him

💖Pic 3: it’s Maci’s shenanigans that Tory enables, now with somehow EeL trapped between this. make no mistake despite the pouty puss he does love it 💅🏼 just gotta keep up appearances

💖Pic 4: DGDKGGK PLEASE?? Now you may be looking at this going “🤨 And… Maci????” & tyvm I DO know what I’m implying here and. well. YEAH, the answer IS, 🌈the gods can do aaaanything🌈 didn’t you know??😇

Also Re this one— tbh it was just really funny to me to put EeL sincerely in that shirt as if he’s ever given anyone a moments peace in his entire life, but the second I finished this I realized i have missed an incredible secret meta joke that only like 4 people would really understand by not putting Tory in the shirt…….. OH WELL. well, after this picture was taken they all switched em all around I promise

💖Pic 5: NERVOUS LAUGHTER UMMM this is like as close as I can get to spicy art without ME becoming skittish & this. literaly isn’t anything at all 😅I did try to draw this with clothes on & it seemed too OoC soo. stripped em....... yknow whats cute though is this is accidentally a parallel to this drawing here but less, yknow, massively pregnant!!!

💖Pic 6: 🥺 Maci & Tory & their biggest wettest…. Um, eyes. they're IRRESISTIBLE! [text post link]

💖Pic 7: THIS TEXT POST THIS POST AAAAAAAAA this is QUITE LITERALLY what we’ve been doing with these morons the whole time oh my god????? HELPPPPP😅😭 catch EeL up all night terrorizing himself while (checks notes) Maci&Tory squeeze him as tight as physically possible betweeen them basically every single night. clueless!!!!

💖Pic 8: zoom to this "we saw you across the bar palace and really liked your vibe"ass couple- fdhfj tbheyre SO,

and pics 9-10: refs & pose originals by @albanenechi and @mellon-soup [x] [x] [x] [x] !!!!

phew! im sooo glad to get these out of my system im tryyingnggnggg to get EeL to stop haunting me but its been fully unsuccessful so fsar im sO sorry im sure fenixe wants to kill me adkfkfjg. ENJOY these that i created as purely self indulgent hilarious slop!!! tell me your fave xoxoxo

Tory belongs of course to the hiatus'd @fenixethekid, Maci is mine, EeL is.......... [coughing fit],

[liamket]

im sorry but I can't stop seeing leg surprised with the existence of takis

[aniron48]

Everyone who has read The Best Policy will understand why it was imperative that I buy these when I walked past them at the grocery store today. 😂

[voltrixz]

TRICK OR TREAT

a micheal and jason, not very slutty but i'll probbaly drop them in crop tops and shorts sometime.

[flavia8]

[12:35 PM] Is. It. WORTH. It to door dash myself a single bag of chips

[12:35 PM] Financially? Absolutely not

[12:35 PM] But mentally

[d3adring3r]

Regular Chi-Yu is Fuego Takis flavored and shiny Chi is Blue Heat Takis flavored.

I didn't make the rules. I just enforce them.

[moomoogothgf]

I am not a Latina but it'd work on me

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[telltalebatman]

takis might be the only good american export product, i think

[herbie-cat]

Takis taste good but I also feel like I’m actively taking poison damage every time I eat one. Net zero health recovery

[randomcrispsunday]

Sunday 26th January

Triple crisp combo!

Starting with my beloved Takis. Fuego this time. So good. So spicy. So expensive. We liked Takis before they were cool.

Next up were these Maple Bacon Lentil Chips. They were also delicious, and a nice little break for the mouth after the Takis.

Finally, we had these Worcestershire Sauce crisps. I was worried they might taste more vinegar than Worcestershire sauce, but happily, my fears were for naught.

[ariverofsongs]

Nostalgia zone is hitting an all time high because I am watching wolfblood !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except I am getting drunk 12 Yr old me would have a heart attack.