#talk bernie to me

[olberic]

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[real-odark]

watching a saw video and they did that thing youtubers do where they show completely random clips of media that only have to do with the words they're saying rather than the topic and fucking weekend at bernie's popped up. i am never escaping the weeekend at bernie's hyperfixation from two years ago.

[ID: A screenshot of a YouTube video. On top, the video has a screencap of a scene from Weekend at Bernie's (1989), where Larry is bent over Bernie and snapping to wake him up, while Richard looks uncomfortable, in the process of standing up. Red lines cross out a sponsorship beneath the video, and the title of the video is shown, "ER Doctor REACTS to Unbeatable Saw Traps." End ID.]

[idsb]

its very funny to me that you suddenly think you're some kind of good person or political genius lol please show us again how you lick taylor's racist pig boots

me: makes 2 posts and one reblog about the biggest political news story of the year, that everyone else was is shitposting about for obvious reasons

you: you suddenly think you're a political genius!!!!!!

ok. why are you here if you think this about Taylor, again...?

[symurgist]

every day i think about much of a me song chronic wasting disease is. about prion disease (my hyperfixation of several years). sung by my favorite synthv vocal. it even came out close to my birthday. this was made for me

[starfleetwitch]

Friends, country men, women and they/thems of the court. It was with great leave of my senses that last week I considered closing this account, destroying all my artwork, deleting my fanfiction and never uttering the name Bernie Wolfe ever again.

(It was a very brief leave of my senses, a split second intrusive thought. Let's be real I've put too many years into this blog and I REALLY cant draw any one else at this point)

It is not a short story but story time is coming whether you asked for it or not because I need to write this shit down somewhere least I somehow someday make peace and forget the absolute BAT SHIT CRAZY bullshit that has been occurring up to this point involving Bernie.

HELL I MAY EVEN WRITE BAD FANFICTION ABOUT IT.

An actual picture of me realising I'd fallen victim to Bernie trolling.

Story is here: I have regrets

[kate-apologist]

this kate comphet fic is going to eat me alive

[skitskatdacat63]

Another trailer for the Brawn docu is out omg, that docu is gonna make me have an emotional breakdown I just know it 😭

[wafflesrisa]

Danica Patrick is an actual embarrassment to women in motorsport

How does she manage to be overconfident, ignorant, and insensitive at the same time, AND speak with a sickening sprinkling of ingrained sexism - it’s almost a caricature

Danica can go from forgetting the fundamental concept of the racing line to a playing a “dumb woman” trying to lick the male commentator’s boots in 2.5 seconds. Let’s also not forget that she told a 12 year old girl that women are fundamentally disadvantaged compared to men in motorsport

She’s an embarrassment

[alisonscotlock]

i'm 3000 words into writing a crossover fic about bernie + serena from holby and gill + julie from scott and bailey and if anyone would like me to finish it and publish it i would really appreciate knowing that it won't be of interest only to me!

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

yeah. that’s right. i’m back. yet another video that i made a lil while ago, but here!!! look at it!!! its a mini umbrella academy pmv i guess and it’s ON PAPER!! GASP!! srsly the lack of yt art things for the fandom is CRIMINAL.

i actually really like how this turned out lol. if ur interested… sub to my YT CHANNEL. 🔥🔥🔥 more vids coming soon :DDD also youtube is scary and the analytics are scary but i am the proud owner of a channel with NOT ONE but TWO SUBSCRIBERS!!!! WOAHH!!! also when i originally posted this someone left what i think was a hate comment about how there were too many lines so PLEASE it’s an artistic choice maybe not a good one but it’s notebook paper alr. also also sorry if i’m clogging the tags. i still don’t know how to tag this stuff???

[babyflash]

just rewatched shazam 2019 would like to billy post again please ask me about billy batson i think itd be fun for me

[cynicallyscorned]

the tale of cynic and his mother is a very unfortunate one, because while she wasn't outright abusive to him, her actions were still cruel, and still so severely impacted cynic in a way that is irreparable.

so even if she comes to her senses and wants to try to salvage that relationship later on in life...

it ain't happening.

[hoodienanami]

the devaluing or just straight up ignoring of bernie rhodes' contributions to the clash in order to further push the lionization of the clash as 'the perfect punk band' is so frustrating bc bernie is half the reason the clash are so interesting and so good

[qoppybirdie]

ill have everyone know im into yurihardt (yuri x linhardt) now

[symurgist]

"this game is a comedy" yeah, i'm sure having trouble taking it seriously when the enemies are Archivist Fish and Tentacle Locker

[oscarp81astri]

I talk a lot of shit about Sky Sports and their presenters becuase they all fucking suck, but all of my comments exclude Bernie Collins. I could listen to that woman talk literally all day, I would pay so much money to get to listen to her alone talk though every session if race and explain everything from a technical standpoint. I'll just be laying on my bed kicking my legs listing to her talk stratagy all day long