#tami dameti

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Shameless season 10 Promos.

[idealuk]

My only cons about that season finale:

Tommy has wanted to attend that wedding for years!❓

Fiona❓

Mandy❓

Molly❓

Iggy❓

Colin❓

Svetlana❓

Yevgeny❓

Kev already divorced Sheryl in Season Three❓

That is definitely not the same Jamie Milkovich from S01E03❓

The pros:

Every thing Gallavich-related not implicated in the ‘cons’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tami came through in the end👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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A Short, Almost Entirely Dialogue-Only, Future One-Off Based On Ian’s Unscrupulous Inability To Accept Debbie’s Sexuality

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2A2qzgr

by Idealuk

The title is the summary.

Words: 862, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shameless (US)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Ian Gallagher, Mickey Milkovich, Debbie Gallagher, Molly Milkovich (mentioned), Liam Gallagher (Shameless US), Lip Gallagher, Tami Dameti, Franny Gallagher, Duran, Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich, Debbie Gallagher/Duran/Original Female Characters(s)

Additional Tags: Threesome - F/F/M, Future Fic, Canon Compliant, Marriage Proposal

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2A2qzgr

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Shameless Season 10 promo shoot BTS

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via Shanola's IG Story.

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The Shameless cast today in Chicago. (via Emma and Shanola's IG Story.)

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Shameless s10 wrap party.

via ekeberlee's Instagram Story.

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via Emma Kenney's IG Story.

[idealuk]

Make of all of this what you will.

Other straight actors: *Demands to be written out of roles because they’ve been written in to an on-screen epic queer romance*

Cameron Monaghan: *Demands that his character’s on-screen epic queer romance be written back in to the show for his return, refusing to come back with out that particular scene partner, and, seemingly, with such resolve that both actors were shot back up to Series Regular status upon their reprisals*

(Noel Fisher: *Happy to reembody the role that earned him so much well-earned critical acclaim*)

Other viewers: I am so mad at Cameron, and have no hope for the new season, because he referred to Ian and Mickey’s relationship as “almost Shakespearean”. I don’t have any more time for some Romeo And Juliet bull shit.

Me: Uh ..., you do know that Shakespeare was also famous for ‘his’ comedies, right? *Goes through a mental checklist of Much Ado About Nothing plot points that the show has already done and tallies up the A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream ones they’ve thrown in for good measure* ... You also obviously don’t remember/weren’t around for the way that Cameron made no effort to hide how #Done he was over the previous mishandling of #Gallavich, hence making these demands, and, as they are coming back to our screens, aligned promises must have been made by writers who had been indelicate in the past. ... You’re furthermore missing that “almost”. Seasoned actors, especially ones who started at a young age like Cameron did, are skilled at being very careful with their wording in interviews (this fruition in Cameron adds even more gravitas to him not masking his prior disdain), and the “almost” is likely indicative of a hypothetical in which Romeo and Juliet *coughs* Antony and Cleopatra (Wells seems to be The Bard of television, using rich subject matter to disguise their copying, not only others, but themselves, and ripping straight from actual history, as well, and single-handedly relishing in all of the glory possible for their ‘genius’) don’t die at the end if he is alluding to Old Willy Boy’s romantic tragedies. They were all pretty romantic before they turned tragic. That “almost” could be subtracting the difference. So, if you’re going to analyze an actor’s guarded words in print media, analyze them completely. ... Is all of this easy for me to say, knowing that I’m (a small) part of why John now has a healthy amount of trepidation about angering resolute watchers, and having that as added pressure to not screw this up again? Yes. (... It’d be understandable that you haven’t been around enough to know that Cameron’s on our side if you don’t recognize me as part of the fandom. Like the boys, I’m back, bitches!😉)

Also me: *Knows that they were both given a substantial raise from their last cheques out of the equal-pay bump Emmy left in the budget and what ever Kate Miner isn’t getting due to Tami, although getting to be much more fleshed out, still not being any where near as central of a character this season as Fiona was in any season that starred Emmy to merit the Leading status that Emmy left behind* (A show’s budget for every actor’s salary is set at a cap that can never be lowered once heightened, so, being that Emmy won her fight with John to get the equal-to-W.H.M. pay for what would be her last season - money that she should’ve always gotten - is still in the budget, it’s being redistributed to the subsequent cast as T.P.T.B. see fit.)🤷🏻

Still also me: John just killed off the lead female on his other show and positioned who killed her character, who wanted half of that show’s on-screen epic queer romance dead, to also want that same half dead for the same reasons.🙄

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Noel, Kate and others at the Shameless s10 wrap party a couple of days ago.

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Ian holding Lip's baby at the end of the new Shameless Season 10 Promo.

[idealuk]

A Short, Almost Entirely Dialogue-Only, Future One-Off Based On Ian’s Unscrupulous Inability To Accept Debbie’s Sexuality

Mickey: You need to lay off it with Female Firecrotch.

Ian: She’s not a lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, or any thing else other than straight, my gaydar’s second-to-none, this “confused” phase is only going to bring even more drama to this house, and, seeing as we’re both out on parole, I’d like to avoid as much of that shit as we possibly can.

Mickey: Bitch, please, you didn’t know that my ass is gay until about 5 seconds before your dick was inside of it ... when you tried to mug me in my shit show of a home for the piece that I stole off of your first old fuck with a beard, 10 years later, it’s still blowin’ your mind how much I’m always down for you, and they (referring to Debbie and the two individuals she’d been flirting with when Ian started to give her grief which resulted in her suggesting that they go play with Franny in the front yard instead of staying indoors) looked pretty drama-free to me, so lighten, and ease, the-hell up, Gay Jesus, ... and why is it that you’re the one with that pseudonym when I gotta’ point out to you that you’re talkin’ out of your ass like you’re the only one of us with a little sister dumb fucks would call “confused”? You don’t hear me callin’ Molly ‘Matviyko,’ or calling her a he, just because she has a dick.

Ian: A: The fact that they had wives as beards is proof of my gaydar. B: So, now you’re fucking a ‘dumb fuck’?, and I’m surprised that you know Molly even exists ... or what a pseudonym is (earning himself a faked out elbow to his ribs from his boyfriend).

Mickey: (Using the remote from the Gallagher couch, having been sitting there next to Ian since lunchtime, to select a movie from Netflix on the Gallagher television) I’m in love with a ‘dumb fuck,’ and he better love me back, and shut the-fuck up and watch this movie with me if he wants boning privileges tonight.

Ian: As if you could ever resist me or my cock, ... and you know that I’ve loved you from the start, Mick. ... 15 and that shit’s not goin’ away.

(... 7 minutes later, Debbie comes back in, volleying between playing tonsil hockey with a long-haired blond guy (Duran) and playing tonsil hockey with a yet-to-be-namely-introduced peach-and-purple-dyed-haired curvaceous girl of Pacific Island descent, as Franny toddles in behind them and makes a B-line for the kitchen to stay out of their way, and Avan Jogia appears on the screen.)

Liam: Hey, Ian ... (still seemingly mesmerized by Avan, and his adorkable mock salute, and gaining both his brother’s, and Mickey’s, attention from the side chair), I’m also not straight. ... Necessarily (Jogia’s first appearance was quickly followed by a shot of ‘Big & Booty’ magazine covers). Deal with it.

Mickey: Ha! Looks like you don’t have sole reign as the homo messiah, any more, Gallagher, even in your own casa, and, with Lip and Tami as their parents, (tilts his head in the direction of the kitchen where Franny is trying to convince Jabby and Pukey that she can help them feed her baby cousin) you know that, at least, that kid’s going to turn out to be one of us if not also Mini Deb, too, so you might need a new token.

Liam: It doesn’t w-- ... Never mind.

Ian: No matter what, you’ll always be the gayest thing about this family, don’t worry your proud power-bottom self, king of my heart, your status is secure.

(Liam screws up his face while raising an eyebrow at Ian’s lingering ignorance)

Mickey: Fuck you, then marry me already, ... prince (mimicking his lover’s taunting vibrato).

Ian: Okay.

(Mickey pauses the movie and shares a stare with Ian that properly contradicts how Ian has just responded as though he’d been asked if he wanted some discounted food from his favourite take-out joint.)

Liam: (Rolling his eyes) Can we go back to watching ‘Shaft’ now? It just started!

Mickey: (Tossing the remote to Liam) You watch ‘Shaft’. I’m going to go use your brother’s shaft to help your sister fill the house with sounds of queer bangin’ (yanking the toned-muscled ginger up off of the couch so forcefully that he has a slight tinge of fear that he’s hurt him until it immediately goes away when he sees the mega-watt smile on Ian’s face beaming down upon him).

Ian: (From the middle of the front stairwell) ... ‘The Married One’.

Mickey: (Looking back at him from where he stood above him) Hmm (having barely heard him over Liam turning the movie back on and the volume up)?

Ian: My new token as a Gallagher. ‘The Married One’.

Mickey: (Commencing his race to their bedroom, passed the room with the noises that the threesome was making, and unable to tamper his own joy and neediness) Fuck if that’s not the one that sticks (stripping Ian of his shirt once they’re inside before claiming hands cling with undue desperation and skilled mouths begin to devour each other in a familiar occurrence that would only be multiplied in the years to come).

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