#tanco speaks

[satancopilotsmytardis]

a/b/o miscommunication/misunderstanding

omega dabi who bc of the fire now has both a very weakened scent and sense of smell, so everyone assumes he's a beta. then toga gets sick and his (both omega & big brother) instincts kick in and now tomuras crush is solidified bc he's seeing how much dabi actually cares about their pack and oh he'd be such a good mate and—

he tries to court dabi like a beta and dabi is really confused and kind of hurt bc he's still an omega!! but he really likes tomura and well, at least he's being courted?

Aww poor baby!! He would feel like shit the whole time and be so confused, but guess that maybe Tomura found out he can't have kids so he doesn't really consider him to be a proper mate , hence not bothering to court him like an Omega. He would agonize over it constantly and meanwhile, everyone else is like 'huh, wow, how progressive, Tomura must really like Dabi to not care about finding an Omega and go for a fucked up beta'.

And the Tomura hits his rut and Dabi, just absolutely desperate to show he can still be a good mate, asks to spend it with him, literally on the verge of tears because he can be SOMETHING for him, even if he cant be the perfect mate, and Tomura meanwhile is reeling and both embarrassed that he mistook Dabi for a beta and THRILLED because that means he's going to get to knot and mate Dabi properly. He is baring his neck the whole time he's apologizing and begging Dabi to spend his rut with him

[satancopilotsmytardis]

ive had post war/neutralized shigadabi on the brain recently. dabs getting so sick of being a todoroki that he goes to tomura and asks to take his last name. Obvi tomuras like fuck yes and the paperworks done within the week

also cant stop thinking about all might or izuku reaching out to tomura, and even tho they mean well its a bit much for him, so the next time they call him over by his surname dabi comes up like hi ❤️ yeah you didn't specify which shigaraki. Wtf do you want and gives his husband a chance to sneak off

Yes, Dabi absolutely fucking hates that everyone he talks to now that's not the League calls him 'Todoroki', and he decided that he's gonna change it. He doesn't ask Shig first tho, he just goes out, does all of the paperwork, and waits for Duster to start getting so confused about mail and calls because, "hey firefly, I think people think we're married, cause they keep sending mail addressed to the Shigarakis"

And then Dabi gets to drop that he changed his name and watch his lover be surprised by something he did for once. (If Duster takes this as a sign that he absolutely can buy the ring he's been eyeing (even tho Spinner kept telling him 8 months was too soon to propose) then that's his business until he finds the perfect moment to make it Dabi's too)

They absolutely would use the shared last name for hijinks tho, and may also delight in people wondering constantly if they're married or not.

(All Might they have to be! They share a last name and we went to their reception!

Midoriya: But there was no ceremony, and neither if them wear a ring! That was also the same time that Twice finished his treatment and when they invited people they just said it was a 'celebration'!")

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I just know once Dabi tells everyone he's Onigiri that the cat puns the league will make are going to be continuous along with trying to get Dabi's attention like they would him as a cat

Lol they're just clicking at a grown man and shaking treat bags at him constantly. It would be even funnier because it would work!

[satancopilotsmytardis]

"Come here, little one💕"

More Snowball! There's no way I'm going to execute this design perfectly on my 4th doll, but oh man, was it nice to draw them!

[satancopilotsmytardis]

If it doesn't rain tomorrow, I think I'll be finishing my Dabi doll, and I am so tempted to make another one and let you guys vote on species/fabrics/body mods/etc. Is that something that sounds like fun to anyone else? Lol we could design an OC together

(Yes I am also already working on a Tomura doll to go with Dabi)

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I've been thinking about dabi being a pillow princess in denial all day. he knows he doesn't really love topping or domming, but he thinks it's just something he needs to get over. he's convinced it would be asking to much, especially since he's not exactly a pretty sight; the least he could do is make them feel good too.

the beginning of his and tomuras relationship is a little rocky because of it. tomu can tell he's not fully into it, and they have a conversation where he admits he just wants to be taken care of. which works out perfectly because tomura just wants to spoil him rotten.

dabi deserves to never have to lift a finger again and be fucked stupid whenever he pleases!! why would he do anything when he knows his Sir will take such good care of him!

CHEWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!

Yes!!! I love pillow princess Dabi! He deserves to be absolutely pampered silly and Tomura loves spoiling him rotten! The relief Dabi would feel about finally, for the first time in his life not having to work so hard to earn even the barest scrap of something that feels nice would be so good 💕

Pillow princess Dabi superiority!!!

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Anthropomorthized!Fem!Snowball and Tomura working Dabi over together. Snowball on their back with Dabi's cock in their cunt and Tomura fucking Dabi, and poor Dabi isn't allowed to move or cum outside of being forced forward from how hard Tomura's fucking him, he just has to be a good toy trapped between them both 💕 him crying and begging them for release but Tomura is being merciless and Snowball is just cooing at him gently and giving him soft little kisses and pets all the while squeezing his balls with one hand and using two of the others to abuse his tits

[satancopilotsmytardis]

What should my next doll be?

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I thought I was writing a mermaid romance. I think I'm writing dystopian fiction instead.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Thinking about a more modern beastars-style AU. Dabi isn't considered desirable in traditional rabbit circles after being badly burned as a child and ends up out on the streets. Eventually, he ends up with a job in a sketchy "host club" that is actually an illegal brothel that boasts that it can fulfill every fantasy and his scars caught the owner's attention. He doesn't have anywhere else to go and ends up working there.

It's a pretty shit situation, but the bartender is really sweet... you know, for a Predator.

AFO, owner

Dabi, server/"talent"

Shigaraki, bartender

Compress, entertainer (piano, etc. Not "entertainer")

Magne and Muscular, bouncers (one of them is a good bouncer, one of them harasses the staff, one guess which one.)

Spinner, handyman (the place is a sketchy hole-in-the-wall to avoid the wrong kind of attention)

Twice, janitor

Toga, a runaway who is like, living in the walls. Everyone knows Twice snuck her in once to get something to eat and then she never left and no one will kick her out, but it's very clear from how the white wolf bartender snarls at anyone who comes near her that she's off-limits

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I love the fact that Shigaraki canonically says some of the most cringe things with zero shame. It gives me the opportunity to let him say some soap opera level lines about love lol

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Someday I'm gonna have to write a fic about someone leaking Dabi and Shigaraki's phone records and purchase history. God, it would be even funnier if no one knew they were dating, and then it was just straight up FILTH in their texts and calls.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Oh? Do you have an example of those thirst/pining texts?

Tomura: I am going to kill myself

Spinner: It's 6:43 in the morning what the fuck could he have done this time that's got you contemplating death and waking me up?

Spinner: If you tell me you had a dream or something I'm gonna stab you myself and you won't have to worry about suicide.

Tomura: I went down to the gym to train, and I heard water and saw a lot of steam coming out of the locker room. Went in and heard the showers running but all the lights were off. I figured someone might have forgotten to turn them off or something and he was just. In the shower. Fully clothed, drenched, leaning back against the tiles.

Tomura: He was so hot the steam was all coming from /him/. His eyes were practically glowing.

Spinner: and I'm sure that his soaking wet white t-shirt had nothing to do with your current thirst.

Tomura: No, that was definitely a contributing factor. Have you seen his chest?

Tomura: Also you owe me ¥2000, his nipples ARE pierced. He said he was going back out to train. He didn't even dry off because he's evaporating the water. I have to kill myself because if I go back out there and have to watch him train dripping wet I'm going to do something else stupid.

Spinner: at this point I am literally begging you to just go out and ask him to fuck. I cannot deal with this shit anymore. Just fucking rip off the band-aid dude.

Tomura: ....

Tomura: you're right

Spinner: wait, shit, really???

...

Spinner: I DO NOT want details, but did you actually fuck???

Spinner: Seriously, Shig, it's been like 4 hours and no one has seen either of you all day????

Tomura: We didn't fuck.

Tomura: I went out to talk to him and barely got a word out before he collapsed. We're with Ujiko. Dabi apparently is suffering from mild heat stroke, exhaustion, and dehydration. He's on an IV and got a mild sedative to sleep. I'll text the others about the meeting, but we probably won't be back until later tonight or tomorrow.

Spinner: shit, yeah, okay. I hope he feels better soon

Spinner: he works too hard, you both do. You know that the rest of us are here to help if you guys just loosen up a bit, yeah?

Tomura: I know, thank you.

Tomura: He is very cute when he sleeps tho

[Tomura has sent a picture]

Spinner: no, nope, I know you're in love with him but that it some creepy shit dude, even for villains

[Tomura has deleted a picture]

Spinner: it's also creepy if you sit at his bedside and watch him sleep all day.

Tomura: from what I understand, it's very normal for friends and family to stay by someone's side if they're in the hospital. Since he won't tell us about himself, we're the closest thing he has as far as we know. I'm staying

Spinner: Creep

Tomura: I've been called worse

[satancopilotsmytardis]

How about a royalty au?

Immediately, Endeavor started by changing his kingdom's laws to say that a premature baby, by nature of being born weak, cannot be the heir to the throne. When Natsuo and Fuyumi are born and he discovers they don't have the magic he was trying to breed into either of them, he arranges an 'accident' for Natsuo (killing Dabi's only other support), and immediately sells Fuyumi off to be wed as soon as she's 13 to gain more land/power and not have to deal with her.

When a border dispute comes up between the Demon King's territory and Endeavor's, Endeavor goes to negotiate and settle things with the Demon Prince who has been sent as a representative. After a long, tense talk, they come to an agreement, and seeing an opportunity to get rid of another problem, Endeavor also offers up Dabi to the Prince as a gift to do with him what he pleases (Be that a human sacrifice, slavery, whatever) and the Prince accepts.

Dabi is, of course, not happy about this whole deal and is pretty worried he's gonna get killed when he gets taken back to the other kingdom. He is extremely confused when he's treated like a revered guest and given fine things and pampered constantly, with Shigaraki promising that no matter his request, he will have it done for him. He proceeds to be extremely standoffish and rude until he finally finds out that their understanding of demon culture is all wrong, and by Endeavor giving him Dabi as a gift, he essentially entered Dabi into a contract with Shigaraki. Shig will someday get Dabi's eternal soul, but he has to complete a request the universe deems equivalent before he can collect.

Once that's illuminated Dabi moves out of the palace and learns how to be a farmer or other kind of modest worker because he never wants to find out what would be considered equivalent to someone as broken as he is (as he has been told his entire life). But the prince comes to see him every day, and eventually convinces Dabi to move back into the summer palace, but getting him to 'buy' it for a handful of gold he made on his first harvest since if it's a transaction, it can't be seen as equivalent to his soul.

Cue Shigaraki blatantly falling in love with Dabi over the course of the story and every romantic gesture always coming with some kind of small transaction. Whenever he wants to do something for Dabi or give him something, he demands a small price. He buys a first-edition copy of Dabi's favorite novel that was signed by the author? He sells it to Dabi for a copper. Shigaraki kills Fuyumi's husband and frees her from that contract? He insists that Dabi owes him dinner. Eventually, Dabi tells Shigaraki he wants to get married, and Shig's heart fucking breaks, but he simply says that Dabi will have to pay him the same amount that he spends on the ring for his betrothed once he finds them in order to be free of his contract and able to live out the rest of his days in peace. Dabi insists that he doesn't want to pay for the ring and that it is his request that Shigaraki gives him one instead, which is the best confession he can manage. He trades his soul for Shigaraki's heart and Shigaraki keeps Dabi by his side forever. (Even centuries later, it's said in quiet moments you can hear them bartering with one another asking for grapes or figs in exchange for kisses)

[satancopilotsmytardis]

tattoo artist/piercer tomura and dabi, his favorite canvas 😵‍💫

tomura thinks dabi is the most beautiful thing ever. literally cannot stop staring at him. and it only gets worse when dabi decides he's the only artist he wants. he didn't realize how possessive he really was until he saw dabi covered in his work.

there's so many directions I'm thinking in about this. like the devotion, the trust.. the pain play, the body worship, the exhibition (because obviously tomu loves to show him off.)

and when he finally tattoos dabi's throat.... god 😫😫

Okay but I think it would be so funny, throughout this, if Tomura doesn't have any tattoos or visible body mods because of his quirk, like his skin shatters sometimes, he can't put ink on that, and most people don't trust an artist without ink so he has a really small shop with just a handful of dedicated customers who trust him, and Dabi hears about him through the grapevine and shows up looking like your average office worker and says he's willing to drop thousands of dollars on getting his entire body tattooed. He will be a living advertisement for Tomura's work, he'll go to conventions, he'll do photoshoots, etc. if he can get it all finished in a year.

Mm, Tomura is always trying to be so professional with Dabi, but their sessions keep going for longer and longer. During their first 6 hour one, they end up ordering dinner, and after that Tomura makes sure they do longer sessions so that he can pretend their meal breaks are a date.

At some point, he finally asks why Dabi is getting his entire body tattooed and Dabi reluctantly tells him about how his quirk hurts him whenever he uses it, so he's been told he can't anymore. He's trying to seal it away under Tomura's art because, while he doesn't usually care about himself, he wouldn't want to destroy such beautiful art

Also at one point, because of their very long sessions, they've moved to one of the private backrooms, and it's pretty late. And Dabi got his sternum done and they're now working on his throat and he's a little hazy and he accidentally moans and starts to get hard as Tomura works, and Tomura immediately goes Dom Mode and he finishes his work. But he's also clearly hard and into this and once he finishes cleaning Dabi up and wrapping his new tattoos, he has Dabi lean his head back a little further over the edge of the table and fucks his throat, stretching him from the inside and making the ache of the new tattoo worse in such the perfect way that Dabi cums in his pants and ends up floating in his subspace for ages after.

They really can't be "professional" after that and Tomura starts to shift their sessions to being at his home so that they can fuck when they're finished. It takes months and months for Dabi to get everywhere he wants tattooed finished, and by the time he's done, he and Tomura are just straight up living together (Dabi finally able to move out of the Todoroki house) and Dabi is getting trained to be a piercer so he can work at Tomura's tattoo parlor.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Can I make an entire doll in a day? Idk, but I'm tempted to try

Fem!Dabi since I don't have any boy bodies and I don't have any sculpting materials so just a base doll with no body mods 😔