#tangina mo 😂😂😂😂😂

[salsflore]

[moonwonuu]

part 32 — ang wakas 💌

pov: kung saan nakahanap si wonwoo nang pahinga in the form of a coffee lover who is always willing to listen to him whenever life is getting too much for him to handle. everything between them was platonic until it was not

cw: smut and alot of cursing 🔞 kaya minors please dni! 😠

a/n: i’m not an expert at writing smut by any means so please go easy on me 😭😂 *nag tago*

“ikaw.”

wonwoo pulls you in for another kiss and you notice how much rougher his movements are as he grips your waist tightly with his hands. you moan against him when he pushes his tongue into your mouth, asserting dominance with just one movement.

you’re starting to feel dizzy as he laps your mouth with his tongue. he finally pulls back when he feels you run your hands over his hard abs.

“love,” he stares at you intently, “keep your hands to yourself.” he moves away from your body, scanning your face to find any hint of uneasiness and when he finds no traces of discomfort, he lifts his shirt over his body.

putangina.

your hands are quick to touch him but he quickly pins them above your head.

“let me take care of you tonight, love, hmm?” he whispers in your ear.

“please, love.”

you moan when he finally pulls your shirt over your body. his hand aimlessly touches your boobs, gripping and massaging your clothed chest to rile you up even more.

“tanggalin mo na, wonwoo,” you cry out when he starts rubbing your hardened nipples over your bra. he finally takes pity on you when he feels your hips jut forward again.

“so desperate, my love.”

he reaches behind your back to finally unclasp your bra and when he pulls it away from your body, he immediately leans forward to take a nipple into his mouth while he teases the other with his fingers; rubbing and pinching.

you moan softly as you arch your back slightly at the way he licks around your nipple even going as far as lightly biting it which caused you to grip his hair even more.

he lets go of your perked nipple with a soft pop and gazes up at your expression. he smirks when he sees your hooded eyes and how your mouth is slightly hanging open as you breathe out heavily.

wonwoo dips his head to give your other nipple the same treatment. you become even more putty underneath his large frame.

“love, kaya pa?” wonwoo’s face is hovering over yours when you finally open your eyes. he sees how hazy your eyes have become and he can’t help but chuckle.

“i haven’t even done anything but touch your boobs, love. ganyan ka na kaagad?”

“oh fuck,” you moan, arching your back as he continues to suck and lick your hardened tits alternately. hindi mo na alam kung saan mo ilalagay ang mga kamay mo kaya napa hawak ka na lang ulit sa buhok niya.

when he knows you’re nipples are sensitive and red, he finally pulls his head away from your boobs. he admires the marks he’s left behind before he continues to undress the both of you in rapid movements until you’re both naked and bare. wonwoo leans closer to you again, pecking your forehead.

“sabihin mo lang sakin kung gusto mo tumigil, love.”

“subukan mo lang tumigil,” you pant out, as you feel him running his index finger along your folds, gathering as much of your wetness as he can before he inserts a finger into your aching core.

“it’s going to hurt a little pero you’ll get used to the feeling, okay? but if it’s causing you any pain, just yell out for me to stop,” he tells you.

you only nod, distracted by the way he puts pressure on your clit.

“i need words, love, or else i’ll stop.”

“love, please. i’ll tell you if i don’t feel uncomfortable but right now, all i want is for you to do something.”

he smirks when he feels your hand circle around his wrist. he watches as you try to push his hand to where your entrance is leaking and aching to be touched.

“ah tangina, love. ang ganda mo talaga,” he curses for the nth time. wonwoo finally enters a finger into your tight hole and he lets out another curse under his breath.

“tangina, love. ang sikip mo.” he feels the way your wet walls clenches around his finger as he slowly moves it in and out of you.

“look at me,” he groans out. you open your eyes and stare at the man who’s making you feel good with just his finger alone. napa lakas ang ungol mo when he fits another finger into your clenching hole.

“you sound so good, my love,” he pants out as your squelching sounds fill the entire room. you start to move along with his movements, slowly riding his fingers until you feel your incoming orgasm approach. he continues to thrust his fingers in and out of your, occasionally scissoring his fingers to let you get used to the feeling.

he attempts to push a third finger into your dripping pussy when you cry out for him.

“lo-love i-“

“are you close, love?”

he pushes a third finger into your hole and wonwoo feels the way your walls tighten around him even more.

“putangina wonwoo, i’m so close.”

“i know, baby, i know. you’re clenching so tight around my fingers,” he pecks your temples repeatedly, waiting for you to reach your climax. after he pushes his fingers knuckle deep into your walls, you finally gush around him, soaking his fingers until they’re dripping out of your entrance.

“you did so well for me, love.” he kisses your lips but you’re barely responding to his kisses as your mind haywires into a frenzy.

he removes his fingers out of you and sits beside your tired body. you look up at him with curious eyes when he leans his back on the headboard. he caresses your cheeks, admiring the glow on your face after cumming so hard.

“come here, love.” he taps his lap, inviting you on to his lap. he helps you sit up, still mindful of your state. you place your knees on either side of his thighs before sitting down on his lap.

“breathe, baby,” he whispers, caressing your cheeks. you lean your head against his chest as wonwoo rubs your bare back with his hands.

“kaya pa?”

“love,” you whisper against his chest, pecking his exposed skin, “i’m fine.”

he kisses your forehead before he reaches out for the foil packaging he managed to place on your nightstand while you were trying to catch your breath after your first orgasm.

“want me to teach you how to put this on me?” he asks, waving the condom package infront of you.

you nod your head. you lean back a little to give him some space. hindi mo alam kung paano mo kakayanin yung laki niya. wonwoo wraps his fingers around his cock and starts pumping himself. you feel your face heat up as a pool of precum spills out from his slit.

“love, open mo yung packet,” you tear the packet open and hand it back to him. you quietly watch as he pinches the tip of the condom before he rolls it down his shaft.

“are you still wet enough, baby?”

you tear your eyes away from his dick. “y-yeah, okay pa ako.” you feel him guiding your hips above his hard cock and you inhale sharply once you feel it poke your wet entrance.

“just tell me if it’s too much, love,” he whispers, leaning his forehead against yours. you shut your eyes when he slowly guides your hips down.

you gasp when the tip of his cock enters you, immediately grabbing his shoulders in surprise.

“i’m sorry, love. we’re not even half way yet,” he looks at you in concern. you nod your head, braving yourself for the rest of his length.

he gives you a few minutes to relax again.

“love, continue na,” you give him a nod. wonwoo pushes you down until your ass is sitting on his lap. you fall forward onto his chest when he enters his entire length.

wonwoo pauses to look down at you and when he does, he can’t help but feel more turned on with the way you’re panting against his chest.

“fuck, wonwoo. ang laki mo,” you whimper, feeling his cock pulsate around your walls. he chuckles at your words, palming your ass with his hands.

“your pussy feels so good around me, love. mababaliw na ako,” he grunts. the slight pain finally subsides and without warning, you lift your hips all the way up before slamming back down onto wonwoo’s lap.

“tangina!” he grips your waist as you start to ride his cock. he throws his head back as the feeling of your walls around his cock intensifies with every movement you make.

“you fe-feel so good, wons,” napa ungol ka when he starts to meet your every thrust. he smirks when you throw your head back and he can’t help but stare at the way your boobs bounce in front of him.

he leans down to capture one of your tits into his mouth at mas lalo naplakas ang ungol mo.

“hnggh wonwoo!”

he smirks against your boob before pulling away. wonwoo notes the way you try to keep your eyes open as you bounce on top of him but to no avail, napa pikit ka na lang sa sarap.

“you’re doing so well for me, baby.” mas lalo mong binilisan ang galaw mo. you can feel your sweat dripping down between your boobs but you move faster on top of your boyfriend.

“love, lapit na ako,” you breathe out. he snaps out of his trance and releases your perky nipple from his mouth.

“suck,” he orders, pushing two of his fingers into your mouth for you to suck. he pulls them out before circling your clit, helping you reach your orgasm.

you feel your legs start to cramp and you halt momentarily. wonwoo instantly flips you over without pulling his cock out of you.

he kneels between your thighs, widening them so he can have more access to you. after you catch your breath, he grips your thighs and he starts pounding in and out of your dripping hole at a harsh pace.

“fuck, i’m close,” he moans, quickening his pace.

“won, i’m g-gonna-“

“cum, baby. cum all over my cock,” he pounds harder into you and you feel yourself release around him, coating his cock with your juices.

“just give me a few more minutes love,” he pants, kissing your cheeks. you nod at him tiredly, letting him thrust in and out of you despite how sensitive you already are.

you hear him grunt before he releases into the condom. wonwoo collapses on top of you. he closes his eyes as he aimlessly plants kisses all over your face.

“love?”

“hmm,” you hum softly, feeling him stroke your hair with his hand.

“okay ka lang?”

“you wrecked me wonwoo,” you breathe out, opening your eyes to find him staring at you with a smirk on his face. he laughs at your words and you pinch his side in reply.

“let’s get you cleaned up, love.”

“i can’t even move, wons!”

wonwoo laughs again, pressing a long kiss on your cheek.

“i’ll take care of you, my love.”

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[ask-emilz-de-philz]

—HIGHSCHOOL AU—

You were at the party with maliksi since it's prom day. You were at the corner just looking at him talking with his friends when a girl randomly came towards him and started to talk to him. You were jealous because you didn't want him to talk to any women else but you but you couldn't avoid being annoyed by it. He really know how to make you jealous. He wrapped his arms around the girl's shoulder as he talked to her, or you can say, trying to flirt with her. It made you jealous as he started to kiss her forehead. You walked out and went to the garden, sitting at the bench while looking down. Maliksi started searching for you and he saw you sitting on the garden's bench. He came closer and said; "oh? Ano ginagawa mo rito? 'di ba dapat nasa loob ka?"

"Pake mo ba? Bwiset sinama sama mo pa ako, para saan? Ipakita na may nilalandi kang iba?" You said with an annoyed tone.

"Ahh, sige, alam mo naman na ikaw lang mahal ko eh tangina mo naman Napaka drama mo, sige magpaka-sad girl ka nalang araw araw para pansinin kita, Bwiset ka" he said with a teasing tone.

"Bwiset ka rin."

((sana ok lang to admin XDD))

(( hahah! Ang hb ni bibilo oiest 😂😂😂😂 ))

[arakaei]

hay tangina, sobrang redflag pala talaga. so ayun, forda landi landi na lang tayo mga siz. 😛 landiin mo ko lalandiin din kita. 😂

[kasingliitngsiomai]

"USOG"

Kaninang morning nagyaya silang kumain sa labas, goto'ng batangas daw. Saktong gutom din ako kaya sumama ko. Masarap yung goto and maraming toppings. Open yung place, i mean walang bakod ganon. 😂

After kumain naramdaman ko yung paghilab ng tyan ko so inopen ko butones ng pants ko kasi baka kako busog lang ako hahaha! Nung nagyaya na silang bumalik sa office sunod sunod na paghilab ng tyan ko. Pagbaba ko sa motor dumiretso ako sa cr, kaso di naman ako najebs. Sa labas may upuan, sabi ko sa kasama ko wag syang aalis kasi hihiga ako at di ko na kako kaya yung sakit ng tyan ko tapos pinagpapawisan na ko ng malala. Kinapa nya yung tenga ko tapos sabi nya "gago nausog ka yata".

"Gusto mo bumalik tayo sa kinainan natin magpapindot ka?"

Tangina halfday akong di mapakinabangan kanina, naghanap pa sila ng dahon ng malunggay para daw ihampas sakin. Yung isa bumili ng gamot sa tyan, nandyang pinapainom ako ng maligamgam na tubig tsaka gatorade kasi namumutla na daw ako.

Ang ending bumalik kami sa kinainan namin para magpapindot, ganon daw yon. Sabi nung tindera "pasensya kana, minsan hindi naman sinasadya yon. Natitigan kita kanina at nag iisa kang babae, kasigla mo kasing tawa ng tawa hindi ko naman alam na mauusog ka"

So ayon, after lunch okay na pakiramdam ko kaso di na ko naka-kain ng lunch. Kung di talaga mababait mga kasama ko baka mag isa kong namimilipit sa sakit ng tyan kanina 😂

[thecompany-if]

MC teaching the brats how to destress by complaining about their boss who overworks them (ofc talking about Zelek) but also telling them to do this somewhere he can't here them or they'll get in trouble😂

MC is talking from experience btw

Wdym shit talking your boss and breaking things isn't therapeutic?

~•~•~

"Come on, scream out whatever boss' doing that pisses you off." You encourage, arms folded across your chest. Zil gives Thalia an unsure look, but the youngest Agent just vibrates in excitement with a wide grin, ignoring her "older brother".

"I HATE IT WHEN BOSING CONFISCATES MY GUNS!" Her sudden shout echoes throughout the old warehouse. You can hear the rage mixed with joy in her voice. "PUTA KAAAAAAAAAA!!! TANGINA MO. BWISET KAAAAAA. I JUST WANTED TO KEEP ONE GUN FOR SELF-DEFENSE, BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOT TRUSTING ME. I'M A SKILLED MARKSMAN LIKE ZIL AND I'M TRAINED TO HANDLE A GUN, SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT READY?!?!"

You look at Zil, who is staring at a now seething Thalia in horror for bad mouthing your boss.

"Your turn." You smile at him, and he looks at you incredulously for even saying that.

"Come on, it's fun." Thalia encourages with a grin, her rage from earlier now gone in a snap, tugging Zil by the sleeve of his jacket. "Say something you always wanted to say to bosing but chickened out last minute."

"How encouraging." Zil deadpans at Thalia, who sticks her tongue out at him in reply. A sigh comes next, and Zil takes in a deep breath. You and Thalia step back to give him some space, if the way his fists clench tightly mean anything.

"Zelek, I fucking hate you for putting Thalia and I in those bullshit missions, in those bullshit teams with the shitty supervisors, and fuck you for trying to baby me in everything that I do. I hate you for nEARLY TRYING TO GET US KILLED FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID ASS—" Zil cuts himself off, grabbing the old pipe Thalia offered up to him and throwing it aimlessly with an angry shout. The pipe clangs loudly against the floor as it tumbles and settles.

Silence comes after for a moment.

Thalia lets out a whoop, breaking the silence immediately. She throws her hands into the air with a wide smile before wrapping them around Zil into a hug.

"You did it!" She squeals, shaking Zil a bit with her jumps. "Look at you, finally shit talking Zelek with us!"

"Stop hugging me." Zil scowls at her, but doesn't make any effort to stop Thalia.

"Come on, I have one more thing to show you." You say and start walking off somewhere in the warehouse.

"There's more?" Both Juniors question, one of them with wonder and excitement, while the other is confused and incredulous. You hear feet shuffling behind you, and Thalia quickly jumps up into your view.

"What are we going to do next?" She asks, eager with whatever chaos you have in store. "Does it involve guns? Are we going to shoot something?"

"Well, no." You laugh at seeing Thalia give an immediate pout.

"Tally, I doubt we're allowed to bring our guns on our day off." Zil says, appearing at your side and frowning at the youngest Agent.

"A girl can dream, can't she?" Thalia says with a dramatic sigh, the back of her hand on her forehead.

"Love the enthusiasm, but we're going to break stuff instead." Both of your Juniors look at you incredulously.

"Like in those telenovelas?" Thalia asks, brows furrowing, "where the antagonist goes beast mode and starts throwing stuff and breaking things, and have a mental breakdown in the end?"

"That, minus the mental breakdown." You say as you three arrive in a room full of cheap breakable objects. "I come here when I want to let out some inner rage I have on Zelek."

Zil raises a brow at you.

"Hey, breaking stuff is a therapeutic thing." You remark. Thalia doesn't even hesitate, already bounding up to the nearest object and breaking it to pieces with a metal bat she got from the nearby table full of blunt weapons.

"You can imagine the thing as Zelek's face," you add and offer him a metal bar, "you know, if it helps you get immersed in it, or something. I've seen how you threw that pipe earlier."

Zil opens his mouth to protest, but he's stopped by a loud shatter of glass and Thalia's cackling followed after. He looks over at his fellow Agent, then back at the metal bar. Without another word, he grabs it and runs into the chaos, breaking the first thing he sees. Thalia lets out a whoop as she watches Zil break a poor mannequin into pieces.

You watch by the side, leaning your back against the wall and revelling in that sweet chaos.

"So this is where you three have been." You flinch in surprise and look to your left, seeing Ariel leaning back as well and drinking from a cup of, from what you can smell, chai. Another cup is in her hand and she offers it up to you. You gingerly take the cup with a small "thank you" in reply.

"Thought I might teach them how to properly let out some anger that doesn't involve hurting anyone." You say and take a sip of the chai.

Ariel smiles. "It seems you're doing a good job at that."

"I try my best," you chuckle, "I never was a great teacher."

"But you are to them." She gestures to the two teenagers now having a swordfight with plastic pipes they found, grins on their faces and laughter coming from their mouths. "I think you're doing a better job than their former supervisors. That's worth something being proud of, no?"

"Yeah…" You smile fondly at the thought. "I guess you're right."

"AGENT, WE GOT YOU A NEW ARM!" Thalia shouts, and you both look over to see her raising the arm from the mannequin Zil broke earlier with a grin. Zil is crouched beside her, rummaging through the debris and pulls out the other mannequin arm.

"That's not even as good as the one Elly made me!" You shout back, causing Thalia to blow a raspberry at you and Ariel to laugh.

"It doesn't hurt to have variety!"

"Variety my ass!"

[freefrompain]

March 28, 2023

Giving birth

> This is the most excruciating pain I had ever felt in my entire life -- but this is also the most fulfilling feeling I had ever experienced.

March 26, 2023 - it's my prenatal appointment so we leave around 11am since 12:30pm ang start ng check up. I'm already 40 weeks & 5 days at that time so my OB decided to induce labor.

When we got home nakakaramdam na ko nang discomfort sa tiyan ko at parang pagod na pagod ako na ewan. I know at that time na malapit na ko mag labor.

Around late in the evening sumasakit na nang sumasakit tiyan ko every 5 mins and lasting 1 minute. Nag-cr ako ng madaling araw and there's a bloody show already. Hindi agad kami pumunta sa hospital since hindi pa ganon kalala yung sakit at medyo nawawala-wala pa siya at nakakatulog pa ko ng mga isang oras or dalawang oras. Iniisip ko baka pauwiin lang din kami kapag pumunta agad.

March 27, 2023 - I woke up around 6am and mas lumala yung sakit niya kapag humihilab. Naligo na ko agad kahit panay sakit niya dahil alam kong hindi na ko makakaligo after, kung manganganak man ako ngayong araw 😮‍💨😂 ang galing ko kasi last na ligo ko na nga yun hahaha

Hindi na ko nakakangiti, iniintindi ko na lang paghinga ko saka yung sakit. Hindi na rin ako nakakain nang madami dahil wala na kong gana at nanghihina na sa sakit.

Around noon, nag-decide na kaming pumunta sa hospital. My OB did an IE and I was 5cm na kaya pinag-stay na niya ko at pinalagyan ng swero na may kasamang pampahilab lalo 😮‍💨🥲

Dumating ang hapon at gabi, pero panay hilab lang ang tiyan ko at hindi masyadong bumababa si baby at hindi pa rin pumutok panubigan ko. Around 7pm, nag 7cm ako and my OB decided to pop my water. Sabi niya in 2 hrs if hindi pa rin bumaba, baka ma-emergency CS na ko.

Grabe, lahat na ng dasal, hiyaw, hampas, at ire nagawa ko na pero si baby ayaw talaga bumaba. Pagod na pagod na kong maramdaman yung hilab ng tiyan ko dahil walang tigil sa sakit.

Umabot ako ng 9cm pero si baby hindi pa rin bumababa. Around 10:30pm siguro, actually di ko na alam kung anong oras pero nag decide si doc na pa-irihin ako at may tutulak na lang sa tiyan ko na nurse para bumaba sa baby.

Grabe! Akala ko labor na pinakamasakit, hindi!!! Yung pag ire ang pinakamasakit sa lahat!!! Tangina grabeeeee. Ang hirap i-explain ng sakit, walang ibang katumbas, isabay pa yung pagtulak sa tiyan ko pababa. Para bang malalagutan ako ng hininga anytime.

Pero nung sinabi nilang wag hihinto sa pag ire dahil kita na ulo ni baby, nagkaron ako ng lakas ulit hanggang sa naramdaman kong parang may lumabas sakin 🥺😮‍💨 Nag panic lang ako kasi narinig ko si doc na sabi, "ay nakabuhol yung cord bilis". Tapos bigla kong narinig iyak ni baby.

Una kong nabanggit ay, "salamat". Tapos nilagay nila sa dibdib ko si baby, kita ko agad kung gano siya kalaki at ka-pogi 🥺

Unang nilabas si baby, ang tagal kong tinatahi, ang daming tahing ginawa ni doc huhu may anesthesia pero may part na ramdam mo pagtusok ng karayom. Tapos binabantayan din kasi blood pressure ko since nag 140/100 ako.

Kita ko stress ng OB ko, kasi pagkatapos ng lahat napasabi na lang siya ng, "ang hirap mo paanakin". Hahahahah huhu sorry na po doc 😭 maraming salamat. Nilagyan ng oxygen si baby dahil cord coil siya 😭 kaya hirap din bumaba, dahil bukod sa malaki na siya, nakabilot pa yung umbilical cord sa leeg niya 🥺🥺 pero sa awa ng Diyos, walang naging problema.

Sobrang laki ng pasasalamat ko at na-normal ko si baby kahit 24 hours akong nag-labor. Sobrang hirap ko, pero sobrang worth it ❣️

Exactly 12:35am, March 28, 2023, baby Cassian was born 🥺🙏 8.3 lbs or 3.7kgs in weight.

Mahal na mahal kita baby Cassian 🥺😘 nakita ka na rin namin sa wakas 🤗

Cassian Arsenal Tanglao 💙

[rig0]

Namiss kita kachikahan hahahahaha. Ako to, yung pinagkkwentuhan mo dati tungkol kay jowa mo hahahahaha. Basta ako to. Namiss kita HAHAH

Mag-anon na lang muna ako ngayon🤣 Di ko pa mapanindigan pagbabalik ko dito sa tumblr😂

mamiiiii! sabe na eh ikaw yan dahil ikaw lang natawag sakin ng ganyan hahaha tangina anyare na sayo??? mag off anon at mag chikahan tayo tanga. kumusta???? namiss din kitaaaaaa

[danalazy]

beh tangina ang ganda mo pero pang-kdrama yung inarte mo sa reality show. kakapikon beh. 😂

[moonwonuu]

LATE AKO SA MGA UPDATES NAKO ,

PERO SLAYY JEONGHAN SLAY!!

Y/n GISING NA PAG IKAW TALGA NAKO

NAKO UUPAKAN KITA TANGINA MO , GIGISING KA OO LALANGUYIN KO PAPUNTA KOREA TAS SASAKALIN KITA PUNYETA GISNG

okieeee lang, happy reading 🫶🏼 MAMAYA DAW TEKA LANG DAW 😂😭

[senfloweeer]

Hala kamukha mo si Toni Fowler.

Sa dinami rami ng nagsasabi saken kung sino kamukha ko, parang eto pinaka ayoko whahahahahaha tangina naman po!!!! 😂🥲😩

[eeriv]

Siguro hindi talaga. Ang sakit malaman na hindi ako ganun ka importante sayo hahaa gaya ng pagiging impostante mo sa akin. Sira nanaman ako hahahaa sira naaman ung wall na binuild ko dati haha dapat alam ko na to dapat alam ko na kung ano lang ako sayo hahaha dapat alam ko na mga boundaries ko sayo hahaha tangina beh pakasaket hahahaha pakasaket na gusto lang naman kita yakapin tangina pero sayo makulit ako 😂 sobrang too much ko ata sayo hahaha sakal na sakal ka na ba hahahaa kulit na kulit kana yata sa akin hahaha di mo ba kaya manahimik hahaha tanginaaaaa 😂