#tango tag

[hottubsandwiches]

hermits got the dungeon master working a 9/5

[zedif-y]

reblog if you'd accept his trade

[gumzau]

I drew fanart of a fanfic by @deityoftherain !!

Go check them out !!! They have such well written fanfics

[Also this is quite rushed so the designs might look slightly wonky in the last page-]

Title :

isn't that jimmy's hat? (Ao3)

Summary :

Tango accidentally grabs Jimmy's hat when trying to grab the hat Shubble gave him and puts it on... oops?

Here’s the link to it :

[hmshermitcraft]

The Emperors were planning a prank on Jimmy, a rather elaborate one that would require him to be distracted for quite some time, all they needed to do was figure out how to distract him.

They decided to go to Flick, one of his deputies for advice, without telling him it was for a prank of course, citizens of Tumble Town always got so angry about them for some reason.

Flick was suspicious at first — citizens of Tumble Town also didn’t really like them for some reason — but he did eventually let an idea slip,

“You could always ask him about Tango.”

They stared at the cat hybrid in confusion before Katherine finally spoke up, “What do you mean?” It wasn’t the only question they were all thinking but it sure as hell was one of them. Flick let out an amused chuckle and looked back to his paperwork, “I mean once he starts talking bout Tango he doesn’t stop, I swear he’s spent four hours just talking bout his eyes once.”

The Emperors all felt a pit grow in their stomach, only Sausage was able to speak up and say the main question running through their minds, “And, who exactly is Tango?” Flick looked at the group of them like they were idiots before replying,

“Tango Tek, you know, his husband?”

(I live for unrequited and jealousy, especially when it’s the emperors and they all love Jimmy, with the knew knowledge of Tango’s existence and his relation to Jimmy they are forced to realize the reality that even if they hadn’t pushed him away with toy ‘jokes’ (that can’t even be considered anything but bullying and borderline abuse) Jimmy is genuinely unattainable)

A few of the more rash emperors (ahem Joel) are quick to search out this mysterious "Tango Tek" - if that even IS his real name - and have a talking to him. They have first dibs on the sheriff, after all.

None of them were expecting a blaze hybrid who was more than willing to go up against gods, witches, and the like to protect his sweet husband.

[samzier]

[jerichomadden1]

Night one and part three of the hunger games simulator!!

[anaacat60]

Back on my bullshit.

Ranchers brainrot holy shit It’s taken over help me guys-

[froggymarsh]

lil decked out thing! if you don’t know what age regression is then don’t worry about it 👍👍

tw: panic attack. it was going to be small and then turned into the whole thing lol

The dungeon is flickering in and out of focus at the edges of his vision. “His” heartbeat ricochets off the icy walls around him, intense and drumming. His hands shake- his head whips around at what he thinks are ravager footsteps and turn out to be nothing.

Sneak, the dungeon hisses in its borrowed voice- it’s Tango but it isn’t isn’t isn’t-

Etho backs himself against the wall and sinks to the floor, taking heaving breaths. He didn’t mean to. He didn’t mean to! He wasn’t regressed when he came in, but now the fuzz is pushing into all his ability to problem solve and immediately gets flooded with fear- fear of death, the dungeon, of failure-

Deep breath. His hands are trembling but he manages to pull up Chat.

Treasure Hunter, announces the Tango-but-not voice. An ephemeral keyboard appears. He key smashes help and sends it, then buries his head in his arms and tries desperately to calm himself down.

Breathing. He can do that. He breathes and he waits, and he listens to the icy cold air of the dungeon.

He jumps when something clatters.

He looks up and left- there’s a pacifier sitting on a dip in the wall, gray with blue detailing.

Etho snatches it up, pulling down his mask and shoving it into his mouth. He puts his head down again and rocks back and forth. It’s helping. It isn’t. It’s helping, maybe.

Eternity passes. Then the wall on his right breaks open with a pickaxe and Tango stumbles into the dungeon next to him.

“I’m here!” his face is flushed, his chest heaving as if he ran here, (he probably did), “I’m here, Etho, I’m here.”

Etho reaches for him and Tango rushes forward to sweep him into a hug. His tail flicks out from under his coat, the fluff at the tip resting on Etho’s knee.

After a moment Etho pulls back. Tango does too, blue eyes flicking up and down, taking him in and pausing on-

Tango’s eyebrows furrow, more confused than angry, but Etho’s shoulders hunch up to his ears and he covers the pacifier with his mask as shame rolls over him in waves.

“Where’d you get that?” Tango asks, helping Etho up onto trembling legs. Etho points to the dip in the wall.

Tango frowns at the wall. “The game gave it to you?”

Etho nods.

“Huh,” Tango says. “Guess that’s where that shulker went, then, alright.”

He directs a smile Etho’s way and pats his arms. “This way to the exit, Buddy. I’ll give all your cards back and you can try again when you’re feeling big again, yeah?”

Etho nods. Tango pats his shoulder again and wraps an arm around his back to escort him out.

“You did a good job!” Tango praises, guiding them through a wall that opens right as they step up to it, “all the way to level two, that’s really impressive.”

[roryintheir90s]

Sometimes I think about how Grian never left the desert.

Or how Scar moved on relatively quickly to the magical mountain, but then didn't leave that place. Didn't, move on, feeling lonelier than ever and Grian missing a version of the scar that is long gone.

How Martyn never left Evo, never left Dogwards either. How he's stuck in two places at the same time.

But Ren moved on. He thinks about Matryn sometimes, but he moved on.

How Tango wants to leave the ranch out of bitterness and bc "that right", "because he should" but isn't able to.

Or how Jimmy tries to move on, and slowly, just slowly with every little baby step he's doing it.

[dreamregression]

Jimmy’s new video is so… he is just little guy.

Thinking about him working on redstone in just a new world. His friends have access to it bc of course they do! They’re his friends :D

Tango, Impulse, and Etho are hanging out to watch him work on redstone. He had asked them for ideas to challenge himself. After watching him struggle on Impulse’s idea they ask him if he needs help and he denies it. (He’s been looking up information on his communicator. His friends are pretending they didn’t see him messaging Mumbo for help.)

Tango picked up on it first. Watching Jimmy place redstone and look back for approval when he does something silly that works.

When he finished Etho’s idea, Jimmy was announcing how proud he was. All of them could tell Jimmy was likely small

—

I’m sure there’s more thoughts but yeah !! Basically thinking about Jimmy having fun playing with redstone like it’s a game.

[sillysnaily]

Tango is like a funky bug to me

That i observe for a project

project of death games

[zedif-y]

tango and impulse are literally doing things to my brain. like permanent changes are happening at rapid speeds .

(SESSION ONE . LITERALLY . "Honey I'm home!")

the part where impulse surprises tango and tango backs into the campfire with a shout .

the part where tango jumps into the water from the tower with his axe as backup when the bad boys arrive .

the part where tango says "impulse had a great idea for the nether portal, do you remember?" and impulse goes "nope! :D was it good though?"

the part with the ten stone in the secret chest and they're laughing with skizz .

ALL of their conversations while tango builds the tower .

literally CONQUERING A FORTRESS TOGETHER. STOP IT RIGHT NOW (but dont actually . oh my GOD)

this episode is everything to me if you couldnt tell . i feel like i need to bite into concrete . can anyone hear me am i the only one in this hell

[cumulisky]

Hermit Vacations: Day 20

Tango of the tek variety is trying out hats (gone wrong)

[hmshermitcraft]

Grian has done his few shares of shovel talking, whether that be with Tango and Scott when they got together with Jimmy, Joel when he got with Lizzie, or Ren when he got with Martyn, it's just he never expected to have all his siblings shovel talk Scar into the ground.

What he doesn't realise (though he really should've) was that his siblings were saving up their shovel talks. As much as they like Scar, he's the unfortunate person who decided to date Grian.

They have so many sibling shenanigans pent-up. Grian is going to regret ever knowing them.

[jerichomadden1]

Is blue fire warm??

Idk, ask Tango

[anaacat60]

I wholeheartedly believe that DM!tango owns a warden onesie he wears when he feels silly