#tav is really looking at this loser like you are NOT my sad wet cat boyfriend who are you

[nothazellevesque]

I love tenderly recreating slightly off versions of my companions as my tav’s dream guardian. especially based on the one that i plan on romancing this run. my current guy is a halfling version of gale that i call galcohol. (because ale is a type of alcohol and he is generic brand gale)

i picture it as the emperor realizing that this tav he wants to fuck is REALLY into this one loser ass wizard, so if he wants to manipulate them, he better look just like the wizard. except he fucks it up. tav KNOWS it isn’t their beloved sad eyed funky wizard man, but they’re going with it to see where this idiot is going with this.

galcohol is trying so hard, but he’s failing so miserably. im sorry galcohol but you’re the funniest character ive ever created. you’ve got the hair, earring, and beard down, but you are NOT giving us gale dekarios. you are instead giving “gale costume kit at the faerûn version of party city”.