#tavish degroot x reader

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How would the mercs react to their s/o trying to write them a love poem?

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Ok, I'm not good at all with sappy stuff but let me give it a try. @blubushie (for mention of sniper. go crazy buddy.)

Demo: Demo is very emotionally backed up so it would take him a good long while for him to actually understand the deeper meaning of the poem. But when he does he wont really know how to react. He'd sort of stand around and wait for his S/O to ask him about it again so he could give them praises while he hugs them. If the opportunity doesn't arrive he'd probably try and write one back (badly) so they can bring it up.

Engie: Engie would start a little war between him and his partner. Its a gesture game baby and this man is king of subtlety. Though for love he's a bit of a show off. The more heated this fluffy little competition gets the more he amps it up. He's likely gonna try and show off with an invention or a song that'll knock the socks off of his S/O. Then he'd feel accomplished enough to lie down with 'em and whisper just how much all that stuff meant.

Heavy: Heavy is very poetic himself, though its a lot harder for him to explain it in English. Theres a lot of metaphor in his work he would have to explain to his S/O and thats easier said than done. He's very much a show don't tell sort of guy so why would he be any different in delivery. If they speak Russian rest assured that letter will return every bit of love reflected at him.

Medic: Oh boy Lutz would tease them so hard, he's so mean but he loves them very much. He's not at all used to this fluffy stuff and would scoff if anyone else did it. But with them? Of course he loves the goofy prose and obvious infatuation they have with him, how could he not? He loves every bit of the attention and will make sure to prove it by being plenty affectionate throughout the week.

Pyro: Pyro almost goes too far in excitement, theres likely a chance that Pyro just saw the Letter P followed by a heart in their bedroom and just about pranced with glee. Pyro is the type to parade their partner around proudly showing off how much they love each other. This ends up with half finished love poems strung around the room that the two encourage each other to finish.

Scout: Scout is an absolute dweeb but he'd try to play it cool by insisting that it was only expected of him to get 'fanmail'. Truth be told though Scout would melt into the floor from a kiss to the cheek by someone who he can actually call his partner. So this gesture is returned the very next day by a goddamn tsunami of gifts at their house.

Sniper: Sniper doesn't know how to react to this at all? He isn't sure why its necessary, and its hard for him to understand, but its the thought that counts. He's conflicted for a while about why exactly they'd want to tell him how they feel in writing. He's ultimately very confused but he keeps it pinned to the inside of his vest or tucked neatly into one of his pockets to keep their words on him. (He's grown on me thanks to someone I know.)

Soldier: Soldier doesn't get it but he's a big enough doofus to love it anyway. He seems like the type of guy who only ever really got valentines cards for parties. So if his S/O wrote him something he'f for sure cherish it. Even if he didn't fully understand the point or its meanings. He's a lot like Drax from Gardians of the Galaxy.

Spy: Very bold of his S/O to assume he's going to be the only one receiving love letters. Its very likely Spy knew very well before hand that they were going to be making him one so he thought ahead and got them presents and a letter of his own to be prepared. This cheeky and clever asshole!

[holding-monsters-hands]

Hii, I was curious if you could maybe do a little post about how demoman might react to having another Scottish person join the team and becoming besties? I feel like if I was him I would get so annoyed having to speak proper english all the time lol. I think he would like to have a friend that he could talk about home with and have them understand.

Demo becoming besties with a scottish teammate HCS

Oh he loses his mind. /pos

You can bet he’ll warm up to you much faster than the others. He’ll offer to show you around the base, teach you what he knows, and if you’re lucky: he’ll let you in on his alcohol supply.

It’s nice to be able to carry a conversation with someone and NOT have to filter your accent, and he is insanely grateful to do that with you.

You two go together like bread & butter, whether you’re hanging out at the bar or simply lounging in the base doing whatever it is you to wanna do at that moment.

He’s way more relaxed when he’s not in battle, not in the sense he’s a couch potato: but he’s visibly less tense. A lot more humorous, more friendly.

You both do end up talking about Scotland quite a lot, and he certainly proves himself quite prideful of his home. Hell, on holidays the two of you will head to his mom’s place and have a proper scottish dinner.

He wasn’t the type to really cling onto people before you came along, but you truly are his best friend. You’ve already become a super important part of his life, and he’s not ashamed to admit it.

He’ll gloat about his bestie to anyone who will listen, and bonus points if you’re Gen Z: He will not understand a LICK of the references you make, especially if it’s about tiktok or anything online.. but he’ll still fall down laughing.

[rabbittf2x]

how would the mercs make the reader flustered???? or reader makes the mercs flustered, doesn’t really matter lol. thanjk you

Mercs make Reader flustered

Includes: Scout, Demoman and Medic

Scout💖

You held a clipboard, reading through a contract Miss Pauling gave you when Scout entered the room. You looked up from your work at the sound of your name rolling off his tongue

“How you doing?” Scout grinned

You cradled the clipboard to your chest, pressing your back against the wall. He set his hand by your head, grinning at you. A blush was soon creeping along your face

“Hey, Scout. How you been?” You chuckled nervously

Scout adored how flustered he got you. It was a huge confidence boost (not that he needed it)

“Better now that I’m talking to you.” He purred

The line was cheesy and cliche, but you couldn’t help but giggle. You covered your mouth with your hand, trying to hide your blush and smile

“Aren’t you cute?” You cooed

Scout flashed a bright smile at that. He leaned in closer as you both laughed softly. You clutched the clipboard tight to your chest, heart hammering at his forwardness

“Y’know, I think you’re pretty cute yourself.” Scout smirked

Demoman💖

You entered the rec room, planning to just pass through, until Demo spotted you. He was super drunk, and apparently in a clingy mood. He cried your name affectionally, nearly falling off his chair

“I missed ye!”

Demoman stumbled over to you, slipping an arm around your waist. He pushed you closer into him, leaning his head on your shoulder

“Hi, Demo! I—I just saw you earlier! Don’t you remember?” You giggled shyly

Demoman hummed in response, hiding his face in your neck. You froze up at the feel of his beard scraping against your soft flesh

“That was ages ago. Plenty of time to miss ye.” He slurred

A smile made its way onto your face as he wrapped his arms around you. “I missed you too.” You squeaked

You had to keep a firm hold on him too. Because he was nearly making you both fall every five seconds

“Oh,” Demoman slurred your name. “Yer so pretty. The things I’d do to you if you let me…”

Your face was instantly on fire. He kissed your neck, gliding his hands up your waist. You tried to sputter out some kind of response, but nothing came

Medic💖

“Hey, handsome.” You flirted

You entered the infirmary, beelining it over to Medic. He grinned as you came in close, gliding your hands up his chest

“Me, handsome? Look at you! You look lovely today, liebling!” Medic exclaimed

He slipped his arms around your waist, placing a sweet kiss to your cheek. He pulled you as close as he could against him, beaming that big smile

“Oh, Medic.” You giggled bashfully. “You’re too sweet to me.”

“Nonsense, dear.” He brought a gloved hand to touch your flushed cheek. “I love you!”

Goddammit. He had no right to make you feel all flustered like this. You had to advert your eyes, face completely red

“I love you too, honey.” You cooed, feeling like a giddy schoolgirl

Medic cradled your cheek tenderly, leaning in for a kiss when you weren’t looking. Your eyes widened, but then fluttered shut at the feel of his lips on yours. Your arms found their way around his neck, as he placed his hands firmly on your back

[brain-amoeba]

i was sent this ask:

"Hello, you! can there be a headcannon where, (Scout, Sniper, demo, and my favorite Texan, engi) hugging S/o and the merc is like: “Oh no I’m in love with them” as their face is all red? And, S/o is sorta worried about them and asking “you good?” this scenario has been itching my brain for a few days lol

Anon jilly🦭🌺"

and i believe you may have forgotten to turn anon on when submitting the ask, so i still saw your url. out of respect for your anonymity, i will answer here instead of from the inbox, so hopefully it still finds you well! also i hope you don't mind i do a mini scenario for these as opposed to HCs, just to give yall a little more content :3

Mercs Getting a Big Ole Hug

Scout

-You two always had a strong bond, and a dynamic like childhood friends. It was always fun and games with Scout, and when the time came, he knew how to comfort you and be there for you albeit in his own clumsy and Scout-y way.

-It wasn't until he noticed the way the other Mercs looked at you did he start to see you as more than just a friend--he now became acutely aware of how soft your skin felt when it brushed up against his, the way your hair perfectly framed your face, every small detail about you, and he couldn't believe he never noticed any of this before.

-It was your day off, and as usual, you spent it with Scout. The two of you tired yourselves out playing catch outside, as well as other fun roughhousing typical of your other pastimes. While running for the ball, you tripped and fell forward, but Scout was quick enough to catch you, and held you in a tight embrace. You instinctively wrap your arms around his torso and bury your head in his chest. He maintains his grip on you, but his face is as red as his uniform--all of a sudden the outside air feels cramped and he's getting clammy. It was like getting hit with his own Atomizer: all the times he's admired every little thing about you coming together all at once to beat him over the head with the realization that he was in love with you.

-You finally let him go, looking up at him and yelping a bit in surprise. "Scout?! What happened to you? Should we go see Medic?!" You ask frantically, concern showing on your scrunched features as you took in Scout's seemingly-ill state. "N-Nah, I'm okay, really! More than that, actually...I feel amazin'." He gazed at you with a softness you hadn't yet seen before, but it sparked a warmth in your heart and your tummy that you didn't oppose.

Sniper

-Sniper wasn't exactly one for PDA, let alone physical touch. Just didn't tickle his fancy. But you, something about you gave Sniper the desire, for the first time in ages, to hold, touch, and generally be around someone of his own volition. But for some reason, he just couldn't find it in himself to act on those desires. Whether it be his own deeply-instilled professionalism or cowardice, he couldn't tell. Whatever it was, all he knew was him being afraid of scaring you off. So he did nothing. The minimal interactions with you now would suffice, and his imagination could do the rest.

-You weren't exactly having the best day. Just yesterday, you scuffed a one-on-one encounter with an enemy merc that cost your team the mission, and today's target practice was not kind to you either. You found yourself alone on the range, tears of frustration pooling in your [color] eyes as you trudged along to set up the target dummy Sniper once again. Overwhelmed by frustration, you found yourself hugging the Sniper dummy for even the slightest sense of comfort, dropping your rifle to the dust below with a thud. The real Sniper, who had volunteered to check on you, heard the sound of your rifle hitting the ground as he left the base. The impact immediately spiked his adrenaline and caused the worst thoughts to run through his mind. He quickened his pace, almost falling over in place once he beheld the scene. Sniper couldn't help but feel a tug on his heartstrings watching you embrace the dummy of him. A warm flush crept its way to his rugged features as he realized the depth of his feelings for you way-exceeded his expectations.

-It's now or never, he thought to himself, finally finding the courage to approach you. He put a large gloved hand on your shoulder, eliciting a fearful shriek from you. Your face reddened with embarrassment, stammering as you tried to come up with a good excuse for your behavior. Wordlessly, Sniper wrapped you up in a tight embrace which immediately soothed your worries. "Shhh. It's alright, roo. Don't cry, now." He spoke just above a whisper, and despite being there to comfort you, he himself was trembling with anxiety at what he's just done. When you finally gathered yourself and parted from the Aussie's embrace, your eyes widened. "Sniper! What's gotten into you?!" He looked down at you with a slight smile, as if it would conceal the way his heart pounded in his chest.

"You have, sheila."

Demoman

-He wasn't always drunk! Okay, maybe he was, but that didn't mean he was always unaware. He was especially aware of a certain little merc who always took him to bed, always got him water, and always made sure to wish him a goodnight, even when the rest left him to drink himself to oblivion. He thought of you very fondly, like a close friend more than just a colleague. You were the first of the bunch to ever show a genuine compassion for him and actually attempt to care for him even in his drunken state (and he knew that was no easy feat).

-It was another night like always, the rest of the team off taking care of their own business while Demo had some precious one-on-one time with his scrumpy, this time accompanied by you! And you were actually drinking with him! It was the weekend, after all, and you decided what the hell, why not, and let your hair down a little. While not nearly as intoxicated as your Scottish companion, you definitely felt the buzzy warmth of drunkenness sneaking up on you. You felt more bubbly, confident, and silly. You gazed upon Demo fondly as he slurred through stories of missions, both failures and successes.

-Right as he was getting to the story's climax, he raised his arms above his head for dramatic affect, and you impulsively leapt into them. "Awwe Tavichhh, I wuv when you tell stowiesss" you mumbled into his chest, arms wrapped tightly around his torso as if he'd leave you any second. The sudden show of affection almost sobered Demo up a bit, but he quickly dropped his arms and returned your embrace. In his drunken state, the warmth of your body against his felt like fire, and he couldn't help but notice the way you fit perfectly into him. Demo soon grabbed your shoulders, moving you back to meet his gaze. The sudden serious look on his face sent a shiver down your spine. "D-demo! What's the matter?!" He took in your flushed face as if he were looking upon the Mona Lisa herself before finally speaking, "Oh it's nothin, lass. I just enjoy lookin' at ye."

Engineer

-You were lucky enough to get some time off when you were informed this go-round of contracts did not include you. To your surprise, they didn't include Engie, either. You discovered this when you bolted for the workshop in a panic as you realized your prized headphones were destroyed! You were about to go on a walk before fishing them from your backpack and soon met with the disappointment of your prized possession in tatters--wires frayed, and hanging down almost mockingly.

-As you busted through the double doors of Engineer's workshop, he jumped in surprise, nearly dropping his wrench. "Well howdy to yourself too, darlin'!" He regained his bearings and approached you with a chuckle. "What's got you in such a tizzy, hm?" You simply raised the broken pair of headphones up*, looking at him like a lost puppy. "M-my headphones are destroyeeeddd!" You whined. Engie, behind his goggles, looked at you with a twinge of pain in his eyes just from hearing how distraught you were. Though he was empathetic to your "loss", he couldn't help but admire how adorable you sounded when you whimpered, and got a bit of an ego-boost from how you immediately came to him for aid. Engie took the headphones from you, inspecting them closely as he set them down on a nearby workbench. "Y'know, dear, these might not be a lost cause...let's see what some good ole fashioned Texan ingenuity can do!" He assured you with a sly smile.

-You fidgeted nervously as you watched over his shoulder while he tinkered away on your poor headphones. "Can I get you somethin' to drink darlin'? Maybe some water?" Engineer didn't take his eyes off the headphones as he spoke, currently re-twisting and wrapping wires before getting to work on the broken frame of the device. "I'm okay, thank you, Engie..." Truthfully, you were just too nervous to take your eyes off of the headphones while Engineer repaired them. Of course, you trusted his skillful hand, but with them being such a meaningful item to you, you couldn't help but hover over his shoulder and watch. Suddenly, Engie spoke up again, this time with a command-- "Close your eyes, dear." Nervously, you did as you were told. Engineer turned to face you, gently placing the repaired headphones on your head. Your eyes shot open and hands immediately went up to feel the newly repaired device now muffling your hearing.

-Without a second thought, you pulled Engie into a tight embrace. "Engie, you're the best!! Thank you so much!" You exclaimed, nuzzling his chest a bit as the two of you embraced. His large gloved hand gently caressed your back, giving it a slight pat in response to your praise. While Engineer typically maintained a relaxed exterior, internally, he was practically melting. A proper southern gentleman such as himself couldn't be indecent in the presence of a lady, but the fog on his goggles and pink in his cheeks said otherwise. You pulled away, removing the headphones. You went to inspect them further, but the sight before you stopped you dead in your tracks. "Engie?! You feeling alright??" He looked like he was about to pass out--and he felt like it, too.

-Engineer simply nodded, placing his ivory-colored cowboy hat on your head in response.

*this is exactly what i envisioned for this scene btw

[lunatic-pudge]

Demoman SFW Alphabet

Drunk, one-eyed bomber makes my heart go awooga. And then I see Sniper and go OH MAMA!

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A: Affection (How do they show affection? And how affectionate are they?)

Demo is definitely one of the most affectionate of all nine mercs. platonically and romantically. It's his way of showing that he loves his friends, lovers, family, ect. He's a big ol's goofball and I do be loving him

B: Best Friend (What would they be like a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Top tier best friend. You see how his friendship is with Soldier. Loves going out on vacations and to events with friends. I feel like he'd have a small gambling addiction so stay away from casinos. He is decent with giving advice, but you should wait for him to sober up or be sober cause you know he ain't giving good advice when drunk

C: Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He's like Sniper where he'll just lay on top of you, except unlike Sniper, Demo doesn't care if people around. He's absolutely a PDA man. Got no shame whatsoever. He'd probably beg you to love all over him when drunk. Needs lovins cause he got some self-image and confidence issues. Plz love him

D: Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking & cleaning?)

Would love to settle down and have a family. Can't cook for shit, and his cleaning skills are meh. But he'd gladly be your house husband if you ask. Though, his alcoholism will be a big problem though. He would need to cut back, definitely can't quite cold turkey cause that would kill him. So it's somrthing that would need to be worked on to bring it down to a semi-reasonable level

E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He wouldn't take a break up well. He's just a little bit mellow dramatic. He's a very attached and clingy lover so break up take quite a mental blow on him. He'd be like Scout with a tub of ice cream and the drama shows. It'll take a few months or a year for him to get over the relationship, then he's back to his normal self

F: Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Just say when bbygirl and he'll have a ring ready. I feel like it wouldn't take him long for him to wanna get married. He's just patient and will wait for you to be ready. He'll let you get the ring of your dream, no matter how expensive it is.

G: Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Gentle when sober. Doesn't like to be too rough with his partner, he'll feel bad if he hurts them. When drunk, he's a little more reckless physically, emotionally, he's just drunk and confused. Has absolutely no idea what's going on. When drunk, he's more bold with wanting attention and lovins. If you tell him he was a little too rough with you, he'll apologize and make up for it

H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

HUGS ALL AROUND FOR EVERYONE. If you or anyone else is in arms length of Demo, they're getting a hug. He's got that warm, slightly bone crushing hugs that just radiate love. Will pick you up and swing you around. Blabbering about how much he loves ya

I: I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)

Takes a few months and happens when he's blackout drunk. He never intended for it to come out so soon and when he was so intoxicated. He won't remeber it until you bring it up when he's sober. Poor baby will be so embarassed but will tell you how much you mean to him

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Very jealous very easily. He doesn't mean to be so jealous. He just worries he's not good enough. Will follow you like a lost puppy. Holding onto you asking for reassurance that you love him and only him

K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Another messy kisser, especially when drunk. It just kinda happens. Likes to try and be a gentlman by bringing your knuckles up to his lips and kissing them. You can kiss this man anywhere and everywhere and he'd be so happy. If you kiss his eyepatch he might end up crying though

L: Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

Loves kids. Wants to have some of his own someday. He's a great big brother sort of figure but would probably end up teaching the kids some basic chemistry and how to make a bomb. He's also someone who will spoil kids rotten. Toys, treats, and much more. He's someone who gives out king sized candy bars on Halloween if he remembers to buy some

M: Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Every morning starts with a confused and disoriented Demo. Has no idea what time, year, or day it is and where he's at. Is probably confused as to why someone's in his bed with him. If there was a whole ass breakfast buffet, he'd eat it all without a thought processing in his head. Very hungry baby in the mornings. You're definitely the one who wakes up first. He's someone who won't wake up til 5pm

N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Likes to stay up late, doing God knows what, probably drinking and being clingy. Has a comfy ass king sized bed with some of the nicest blankets and pillows you could ever dream of. May or may not be a stuffed animal or two lost in his bed. Also never makes his bed, sees no need to. If you don't take him to bed, he'll pass out in some random spot

O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)

Is naturally an open person. Will tell stories about trying to blow up the Luch Ness Monster, leaves out the part where he accidentally killed his dad. Mourns over how he lost his eye. Lots of stories from this man.

P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Is surprisingly a patient man. Rarely is he ever impatient. Reacts differently when certain people anger him. Can be easily calmed down though so there's not much to worry about

Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Unfortunately, due to the constant alcohol consumption, his memory is shot. Can only remember so much before he starts to blank or mix things up. So please don't be mad at him, he's trying

R: Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

Demo's favorite memory of you two is when you both went out to the beach for a little get away from everything. Hanging out by the ocean, enjoying the calming ambiance that surrounded you both. He sat behind you, arms wrapped tightly around you as if you'd float away if he were to let go. One of you two would occasionally break the silence with words of affrimation or little observations. Demo would also occasionally leave little kisses on your cheek, neck, and shoulders. Snuggling up to you, trying to be even more closer if physically possible. Just a nice moment between you both he likes to think about when times get rough

S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Very protective. Would blow someone up if it meant protecting you. He's essentially a gaurd dog for you. And if he finds you protecting him. OH BOY. That would turn this from an SFW alphebet, to an NSFW one

T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks?)

He's trying as much as his liquidfy brain can let him. He usually will have you come up with the main ideas for a date and he'll work on the finer details. Might even break out the suit he has stored away for you, and boy oh boy, does he look good in a suit

U: Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

We all know what his bad habit is. It's the alcoholism. But he also struggles with his self-esteem. That's what happens when you have a mom who never has anything good to say about you. He thinks nothing he does is ever good enough, no matter how much he tries. He kinda scared to talk to a therapist about it though

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

This is tough to say. With Demo, he cares about his appearance when his self-esteem allows it. Like, he does put time and effort in his looks, but that's when things are going good? If it makes sense. We've all seen how disheveled he was when he lost his job. So it's really just depends on his mental state

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Ablsolutely devastated.  You're his world and his happiness. He doesn't like it when you go on missions and such without him. He'd be even more of a mess if you were to break up with him. So when you go on a mission, you'll have to make some allotted time at night to call him where he's a sobbing mess, talking about how much he misses you. Please tell him that it'll be okay and you'll be back soon. He's a sad puppy when you're not around

X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

Demo would've been one of the smartest mercs if he wasn't an alcoholic. Maybe not Engie smart, but pretty darn close. Knows all there is to know about organic and inorganic chemistry. Has learned that from his parents when he was just a young lad. Was at the top of all his classes when he was in school. But everything staered to fall apart the more he drank. He regrets letting it get this bad but he doesn't have the strength to break the cycle

Y: Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Now, with Demo, there isn't much to say. He's usually content with most stuff but he definitely wants someone who keeps up with their hygiene. He can't stand when people are filthy and disgusting. That's one is his biggest icks

Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

He's got an erratic sleep schedule. He sleeps when the scrumpy decides it's bedtime. You usually have to pull him to bed so he isn't sleeping on the ground, or squished between the fridge and stove. How did he get there? I dunno. Drunk people do weird things

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Who should I do next? I duuno. You tell me.

And man, I really love Demoman, I do. It's just hard cause he's an alcoholic and I grew up with a Father who is so damn close to be an alcoholic. So it makes it hard to truly love Demo cause I get reminded of the shit me, my Mother, and siblings have had to deal with. :(

[heavens-aesthetic-kitchen]

Why the TF2 Defense Trio deserve more recognition

The people have spoken, I have decided to create an essay disguised as a post on this godforsaken website because it's a free country goddammit! (I would have done it either way lmaooo, I have a lot of shit to say about these maniacs) To start this formal essay glorified very serious shitpost, why should you as a tf2 fan care about these 3 men? They're so "boring" and there's not much going on with them. If ya took a second, let's pause with what was being said. YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND to think such thoughts, we must shake you out of cuckoo land by giving you an in-depth look into these three so that you understand where I'm coming from. Let's start in order:

Demoman:

After being in the fandom since 2019, there's always one character I always thought wasn't given much anything in the fandom at all. Even taking ships out of the equation, there's barely any fics I've that focus on Tavish Finneagan Degroot specifically that I've seen that isn't a compilation fic (I read a lot of x readers, don't judge me). Believe me, I checked ao3. I went through Demoman's tags and I tried very hard to filter a lot of the crossover and relationship tags, yet there's less of Demoman himself, than there's him just existing as a side character of a story. Which is honestly sad, I honestly think Demo is one of the more kinder mercs compared to a lot of the team. This man made friends with the BLU soldier, despite knowing that they were supposed to be killing each other. Sure, it's unclear whether or not Demo did actually go through with it and it's just a ruse, because the voicelines in WAR! don't have a set timeline. But I do think that Demo would have tried to keep his friendship with BLU soldier. He's very chill. I've never actually seen him get violent against his friends and family, despite being a drunkard. I honestly think he's one of the sweetest people in TF2, he takes good care of his mom and haunted sword lmaoooo. Jokes aside, he seems like a genuinely good man and I barely see anything that suggests he's sadistic. He's a chaotic and loud, but not bad. Not bad at all. The fact he can still do his job well, even after drinking so much that his body created a whole distillery, is even more impressive. He is damn good at what he does and works very hard. He's had multiple jobs, even as wee little lad. Despite what people think of him, the fact he's getting paid 5 million dollars a year, is proof he knows what he's doing. He loves his job and couldn't bear the thought of not working. I feel like his backstory isn't talked about enough in the fandom either. When you think about it, it's kinda fucked up that he was put in an orphanage by his biological parents until he was in the right age to be blowing people up. Not only that, his eye socket was haunted by the Bombinomicon so that every halloween a giant eye would manifest, attacking him and his friends. Even Medic couldn't help him and instead resorting to scooping the part of Demo's brain where he remembered so he would stop asking. He most likely has a lot of stories for you, I see him as the type that has a lot to say. His past is the most fleshed out and complete out of all the mercs, which I really appreciate, you can do a lot more with him. Also another thing, during Unhappy Returns, he took the time to reassure Soldier that he wouldn't think he's a civilian. He didn't brush Soldier's worries aside and instead comforted him. I wish I had a lot more to say about Demo because I am baffled that he isn't being gushed about as a potential partner. He has the excitement and like zero baggage. A thing I also wanna point out is that he seems to be insecure of the fact he's a black scottish man with only one eye during Meet The Demoman. I may be reading into things a bit too much, but it makes me wanna be like "NOOOO don't talk about yourself like that, bro. You're so cute UGHHH" Also also he's handsome. Sure looks can be subjective, but I still think Demo has a face I would kiss hehe. He looks great with his beard and his cheeky ass smile. GOD I could gush about him all day, but I have to move on rip.

Heavy:

Honestly, I'm having a hard time just finding the words to describe this amazing man without giving him the respect he deserves. But I'll sure try. Heavy has had a difficult life and I've always admired how strong he was. Not just of his muscles, but he endured one of the toughest situations and still kept moving forward with his life even though it was traumatizing. You see why I'm even having a hard time talking about him? I can't really get down into the weeds, without getting serious for a min. I feel like the fandom doesn't give him much credit for being able to deal with so much. He's the rock for his family after his father disappeared (atp I think he's dead, which is the cherry on top this depressing sundae) and I wouldn't doubt that he would be the same for his team. He's a man of few words, but that makes him all the more intriguing. Just because this man has a lot of brawn does not mean he's dumb at all. Despite how he acts in the battlefield, Heavy is observant and clever. Although, it's implied that Spy being Scout's dad is an open secret between the mercs and Miss Pauling, the fact he figured it out without saying it directly must mean he has a lot more going on. He's also educated, getting a phD in Russian Literature. It's not a STEM program, but he actually got a doctorate and went to college, that's a lot more than half of what the mercs did lmaooo. Also he has a bit of a softie side, not just for his mom and sisters, but also other creatures as well. I respect him so much for avoiding violence against those dogs during the Showdown comic. Not only shows what an absolute sweetheart he is, but also how much he's able to think quickly on his feet. Heavy is very direct and blunt, I don't see him as the type to lie about his feelings. I appreciate that he doesn't feel the need to sugarcoat anything, he'll get the job done and he ain't playing. There's no fluff, he knows what he wants and that's to rev up Sasha and ram through sons of bitches without any worries.

I feel like I wanna point out, his story seems the most unexplored in the fandom, even though it has a lot of potential for ANGST factor. I already broke down how sad it is, but I just feel like it isn't said enough. Can I just say how cuddly he looks?! GAH, I feel like he would give the warmest hugs! The way he smiled in Unhappy Returns when he finds out his family doesn't need to live in fear anymore, just melts my heart! He's so protective over his family and friends! I wish I had a lot more to say about this guy because I just can't stop finding more things about him that go unappreciated. I had to literally edit this part so many times before moving on, he just has those little details you don't notice until you take a second and have that OH MY GOD moment

Engineer:

I was getting so hyped, when it was finally our resident southern nerd's time to shine. GOD I have so much to say about this man. It's been over 5 fucking years and I have never stopped simping for this man since 2019, I think I'm gonna go insane from how much I've been repressing, I go feral when he's around. Anyways enough stalling. I don't ever think a fictional character has ever made me swoon quite like Engineer, I really mean that. I have ask and pleaded to whatever god was listening to give me a man like Engie. To me, he is everything I ever wanted and more.

First, I wanna talk about what makes him attractive to me. His accent. His southern charm, UGH he's killing me with that smooth voice and chivalry! I swear this man could make me faint just from existing. The way he smiles is so warm, his insults are so corny I love them. That five o clock shadow GAHH! I'm getting butterflies all over again. I swear I love all three of the defense bois, but Dell Conagher has my heart wrapped around his gunslinger metal finger. All those personal reasons aside, I've always thought Dell Conagher was a very interesting character in the world of TF2. He might not have much screen time or goofy shenanigans like the other mercs, but that doesn't mean you can ignore him oh no no no. This man is important within the whole story of Mann Co and TF industries, his grandfather being the catalyst of the game's events and the comics going forward. The Conaghers are the SOLE REASON why Team Fortress 2's story exists. I find it strange that the fandom hasn't done much with this fact because you can do a lot with this idea. Engineer knows a lot of shit and would be the biggest threat to Helen, if not for the fact that his family has been helping her for years.

Like his backstory, he's not seen much in the battlefield, but he has a lot more going on behind the scenes. Imagine the possibilities. He is damn intelligent and he knows it. While Dell is very sweet and has a southern charm, this is a facade to hide his God complex and sadistic tendencies. If you think this man is just your boring gentle engineer, you've got a big storm coming. It's heavily implied that he sawed off his own arm so that he could use the gunslinger. This man works on projects with Medic and doesn't question the moral implications of putting a human brain in a pumpkin. Hell, he threatened his own employer, even if he was an old man (Granted, Blutarch dug up his grandpa's grave, so he probably should have gotten something a lot worse than just Dell telling him to fuck off). Engineer is more than the texan egghead sweetie pie, he is a mercenary for a reason and I would argue that he might be as insane, if not more than, the rest of the team. No sane man would willingly work with a bunch of war criminals if he wasn't also crazy. That's the thing I really like about him. I love playing as him in the game because it represents his character very well. He technically serves a supportive role to the team with his buildings, but he is a killer with a lot of tools in his disposal, With the right amount of training, he can absolutely dominate in the battlefield.

I feel like he's one of the people that underestimate and assume that he's an easy target, but he's a lot more than that. He has a lot of layers that makes me want to learn more about him and what he has to offer.

In Conclusion:

These guys are cool. Lmaooo okay I won't just end it there. I genuinely believe that they're not getting the recognition that they deserve, they've got a lot more going for them if you pay attention. Sure they might not always be the loudest or most prominant character in the story, but what they lack in quantity, they make up for in quality TEN FOLD. They don't have to be your favourite, but you should at least give them a chance. You never know, they may surprise you.

Okay so thats enough of that, I couldn't find a divider above this message, so you're getting this grainy ass gif. Honestly, I put way too much effort on this shitpost lmaooo, but I just wanted to get my thoughts out in a more concise manner. If you want to add more stuff about these three that I didn't mention, feel free to do so. Anyways thanks for reading

[finniestoncrane]

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i write for batman rogues, fallout and a few other characters! for dc rogues headcanons: i will do multiple characters per post for headcanons but only for all general rogues, a specific dork squad (in my do writes!) or all iterations that i write for of a specific character e.g. ✅ can you write first dates with arkham!dork squad? ✅ what would all the riddlers do on a first date? ✅ how would the rogues handle a first date? (if you ask for all iterations of a specific character i'll either write for them all or pick several of them depending on the ask. if you want one specifically to be included just let me know)

characters i write for:

🦇 DC/BATMAN 🦇

Riddler (⭐arkham, dano, ⭐zero year, telltale, TWOJAR, gotham, BTAA, young justice, BU, BTAS, general)

Penguin (⭐farrell, BTAA, telltale, OBD, gotham, general)

Scarecrow (⭐arkham, ⭐BTAA, golden age, general)

Two Face (⭐arkham, BTAA, general)

Victor Zsasz (gotham, general)

Mad Hatter (arkham, gotham - NO INCEST, general)

Captain Boomerang (⭐ss:ktjl, general)

Poison Ivy (arkham, general)

Polkadot Man (suicide squad)

Harley Quinn (telltale, arkham, ss:ktjl, ⭐general)

Bane (arkham, telltale, OBD, ⭐general)

Harvester (bu)

Amanda Waller (ss:ktjl)

Mr. Freeze (arkham, gotham, general)

John Doe/Joker (telltale)

Butch Gilzean/Solomon Grundy (gotham)

King Shark (ss:ktjl, general)

Deadshot (ss:ktjl, general)

Killer Croc (arkham!origins, general)

Firefly (arkham, general)

Harvey Bullock (gotham)

Alfred Pennyworth (gotham, general)

Black Mask (arkham, general)

☢️ Fallout Franchise ☢️

Cooper Howard (fallout prime)

Maximus (fallout prime)

Thaddeus (fallout prime)

John Hancock (fallout 4)

Sturges (fallout 4)

Edward Deegan (fallout 4)

Paladin Danse (fallout 4)

Nick Valentine (fallout 4)

Kent Connolly (fallout 4)

🔴 TF2 🔵

please note!!: i'll write all ships (plus blu x red) and i'll base the dynamic either on your request or on my own interpretation of them

sniper/mick mundy

scout/jeremy

soldier/jane doe

demoman/tavish degroot

heavy/mikhail/misha

engineer/dell conagher

medic/ludwig

pyro

spy

💚 Other Characters 💚

Cecil Stedman (invincible)

Walter Skinner (x-files)

Arthur Morgan (red dead redemption 2)

Hosea Matthews (red dead redemption 2)

Kieran Duffy (red dead redemption 2)

Micah Bell (red dead redemption 2)

Susan Grimshaw (red dead redemption 2)

Bill Williamson (red dead redemption 2)

Egon Spengler (ghostbusters)

Nick (left 4 dead 2)

i will write:

x reader, x fem/male/gn character, ships, headcanons

absolutely yucky disgusting smut of most kinds

most kinks including knife play, blood play, bondage, sub/dom, pain play, mommy/daddy, etc.

darker themes like cnc, dubcon, noncon, somnophilia, hypnotism, manipulation, gaslighting, guilting

angst, fluff, romance, friendships, hurt/comfort

jealousy, yandere, obsessive themes etc.

ships plus ships x reader also!

non-ship pairings of characters in my "will write" criteria

death, gore, extreme violence

blood, cum, spit and some piss

imagines, scenarios, full fics, short fics, headcanons

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underage characters (at all, in any scenario, including platonic or familial)

vomit, shit or breast milk

real people

bestiality

pregnancy/pregnancy sex/having children/step-children

age play (daddy and mommy kink fine, dd/lg not for me!)

incest

characters x monster/monster!reader (may do in commissions)

OCs or overly detailed reader specifications (may do in commissions)

AUs or crossovers (may do this in commissions)

extreme anal i.e. fisting/enemas/stretching (may do in commissions)

also i am anti-cancel culture! i'm not about to out you/report you/fuck with your privacy if you send me anything that i'm not sure about or uninterested in writing

and finally, no pressure at all but if you want to thank me i would greatly appreciate reblogs, comments, and maybe even a tip

[rabbittf2x]

Mercs reactions to accidentally overhearing reader touching herself?👀👀 (AFAB reader please)

Warning: NSFW

Mercs overhear Fem!Reader

Includes: Scout, Demoman and Medic

Scout💖

Scout’s face turned bright red at the sounds coming from your room. He couldn’t bring himself to walk away from the door. He was captivated by the pretty moans that left your lips. He was dying to know what you looked like

Scout had a… problem erecting down below. He couldn’t listen to you anymore. He had to get a taste of you for himself. He knocked softly, and you went silent. Before you could respond, he pushed the door open

You were relieved to see it was just Scout, but still hid yourself under the covers. He swaggered over to you, trying to act sly but his red face said it all

“You want me to help?” You asked softly

You were quick to spot the issue forming under Scout’s pants. You slipped your bare legs from under the covers, showing yourself off with a smirk

“Uhhh…” Scout stammered, eyes glued to your body. His brain stopped working when you pulled your shirt off too. “Yes, uh… yeah, please.” He sputtered

You unclasped your bra and dumped it to the floor, beckoning him over to bed. Scout sat next to you and you quickly crawled onto his lap. He slammed his lips onto yours in a needy kiss, sliding his hands down your bare curves

“Mmm, I’m so glad you’re here.” You moaned against Scout’s lips. You felt him harden even more below your bare, wet self. “I was thinking about you the entire time…”

Demoman💖

Demoman staggered back to your room after a big night of drinking. He was about to burst through the door, but froze up at the moans coming from inside. If he was horny before, he was now wild from the sound of your desperate mewls of pleasure

Demoman tore the door open without even knocking, clumsily stumbling in. You gasped, shooting up from bed and pulling your hand away from your sex

“Demo?!” You sputtered, a deep blush forming on your cheeks

“Yer having fun without me?” Demoman slurred teasingly

Your face felt like it was on fire as you fiddled shyly with your hands. Demo crept over, sitting next to you on your bed. Before you could say anything, he wrapped his arms around your naked body and yanked you onto his lap

“Oh, lass.” Demoman moaned, attacking your neck in slobbery kisses. “Yer so pretty.”

You moaned back, pulling off his beanie and running your fingers through his hair. “Help me finish, Tavi.” You gasped, grinding against his clothed hardness. “Give it to me hard.”

Demoman stuck his tongue in your mouth and kissed you roughly. The squeals and gasps you made drove the drunk insane. He kept kissing you for a few more moments, but then pushed you down onto the bed

Medic💖

Medic came to visit you after spending all day in his lab. He was about to knock on your bedroom door, but froze when he heard something. The sound of your soft moans coming from inside was music to his ears

Medic thought of coming back later, but desperately wanted to see you. He knocked softly on the door, hearing you go quiet. He was too impatient to await your answer and swung the door open

“Darling?”

You squealed at the sound of Medic’s voice, sitting up and lifting the blanket over your stomach. “Medic…!” You stuttered

Medic looked as embarrassed as you. You both stared wide eyed at each other with flustered expressions

“Um, I was just…” you trailed, fumbling for an excuse

The doctor laughed, waving off your embarrassment. “It’s alright, dear. It’s completely healthy! In fact, I encourage it!” He beamed

You chuckled softly too, shaking your head. “Well, I’m not gonna keep going.” You said. Medic tilted his head in confusion. “I want you instead.” You purred

Your boyfriend tried to hide his excited grin, speeding over to join you in bed. After a long day, you were all he needed. You already riled him up quite a bit with your sweet sounds. Medic was more than happy to help with the rest

You kissed him passionately, gliding your hands up his vest and around his neck. Medic’s bare hands met your waist, slowing sliding down lower…

[rabbittf2x]

Heyy it's me, Spaniard anon again lmao. I just LOVE your writing. It's so in-character. I'm so in love with your writing- UHM sorry lmao.

I was wondering if you could write some relationship headcannons for Demo, Engie and Sniper?? I love them so much. It's okay if you don't want to :]

Have a nice day!! <33

-Spaniard anon 💐

Thank u so much!! Ahh that means a ton!!!🥹💖

Mercs x Reader Headcanons

Includes: Demoman, Engineer and Sniper

Demoman💖

Demoman purposely sought you out when he was drunk. He adored how caring and gentle you were with him. His face also lit up with so much joy when you entered the room

Demo was so soft for you. He practically melted in your arms. He had the biggest grin on his face as he wrapped his arms around your waist and snuggled you close. It gave him life when you grew so flustered, squirming in his hold as he whispered in your ear

Demoman was constantly whispering sweet nothings. He never skimped on telling you just how much you meant to him. He called you all kinds of pet names, like dearie or laddie/lassie. All while slurring that you were the love of his life

Engineer💖

You were Engie’s everything. You were always on his mind. He didn’t know what he’d do without you. After any battle or work, he came to you first with a big smile. He loved nothing more but to cuddle up with you and talk about your day

The Engineer and you spent countless nights by a campfire. He always tried to impress you with his fire building skills. Actually, he tried to impress you with his building anything skills. Your words of praise were his favourite

Engie’s face got so red anytime you kissed him. Even just a small kiss to his cheek or forehead got an, ‘aw, shucks.’ out of him. You made him so shy! Being around you was the only time he ever felt dumb. You made this poor Engineer feel some type of way <3

Sniper💖

Sniper may of been aloof or shy at first, but you were sure to break through that. He soon became putty in your hands, even falling head over heels. His lanky arms around you or his hand on your thigh became a regular occurrence. In fact, it was weird if he wasn’t touching you

Sniper wasn’t big on other people, but you were his favourite. That meant you got all his attention and no one else. He even grew clingy! Relaxing in your room by yourself? Not without him! Taking a shower all by your lonesome? Nuh-uh!

When you two kissed, Sniper liked you on his lap. He slipped his hand under your shirt and glided it along your back. His face was redder than he would’ve liked to admit as you giggled against his lips. He was smitten

[rabbittf2x]

Hello!! Can I please ask for a Engie, Scout, and Demo with an s/o who’s very— Theatrical??? Like, it’s obvious that being a mercenary wasn’t their first choice when it came to their career,, rather favoring the spotlight and glitz of acting, maybe even staring in a film or two. And they are very well tuned with their craft, but one way or another they found themselves,, here. Thank you in advance!!

Mercs with a Thespian!Reader

Includes: Scout, Demoman and Engineer

Scout💖

It always intrigued Scout how theatrical and dramatic you acted at times. It wasn’t bad thing! He really quite enjoyed it. You were so fun to be around

He could get jealous if you stole the spotlight from him. You liked the attention as much as he did. But seeing Scout cranky at you was never an issue. Instead, you always took his hand and let him join in. If your team was cheering you on, you snaked an arm around his waist and pulled him into it too

Scout thought it was the coolest thing that you were in movies. He asked you dozens of questions, and loved to watch them with you. He was so starstruck in your presence

Every time you gave him a kiss or a cuddle, he was a giggling mess. Scout couldn’t believe somebody could make him feel so smitten. And yet here you were, doing just that

Demoman💖

Demoman loved your artistic flare! He could really appreciate the thespian lifestyle you once had. If he didn’t like having you around so much, he’d convince you to quit and go back to your passion

Demo watched all the movies you had been in. A lot. It was his favourite thing to do when drunk. He tried to stay sober though when you told him stories of your time in the spotlight. He was such a fan!

When Demoman got to hold or kiss you, he couldn’t believe it. He thought he was the luckiest man alive to be with you. Just to add that extra flare you loved, he scooped you up in his arms and held you bridal style. You threw your arms around his neck and kissed him deeply, the both of you smiling against each other

Engineer💖

Engineer was in awe of your theatrical ways. Everything you did was so graceful and whimsical to him. He was never not entertained in your presence

He was so starstruck to hear you had been in movies. He watched them over and over just to gawk at your scenes. It got him all giddy seeing you later around the base. Like, wow! He knew a movie star!

Engineer found himself daydreaming about you far too much. You were too glamorous to be a mercenary. He thought you should’ve been off doing great big things. But at the same time, it would’ve killed him for you to leave

As much as you missed the spotlight, you assured Engie that you were here to stay. Those days were behind you, and you saw a bright future up ahead with him. Your kind words tugged at his heartstrings. He had never met someone so wonderful…

[rabbittf2x]

could you do scout, medic n demo with a male s/o who acts like jinx from arcane? love your work btw!! :D

Thank u sm!!! Idk anything about arcane at all so sorry if this sucks!💞💞

Mercs with a Chaotic!Reader

Includes: Scout, Demoman and Medic

Scout💖

Scout found your enthusiasm for wreaking havoc hot. You were so fun to be around! He loved getting up to crazy shenanigans with you. You were so chaotic and he couldn’t get enough

Scout stuck with you through thick and thin. He never wanted to miss any of your chaos, so he followed you like a lost puppy. He really felt like he found his soulmate

Scout loved when you kissed him rough and out of the blue. He grabbed you hard by your waist and wished he could hold you close forever. You thought so too, and ended up practically on top of him. You both knew you were probably a bit bad for Scout, but that was what made it so exciting

Demoman💖

Demoman almost couldn’t keep up with your chaos at times, and that was what he liked about you. Your crazy side drove him wild too! He couldn’t keep away from you

Letting you two get drunk together was a bad, bad idea. You always either woke up in Demo’s bed, or out in a field. There was no in between. But he didn’t drink as much now that he had met you (wow). Spending time with you sober was much funner than any scrumpy

Demoman felt like he needed to watch over you at times. He was sometimes there with you just to make sure you didn’t do anything crazy, or pissed off the wrong people. There was nothing he loved more than to watch your chaotic composure slowly simmer down under his warm touch

Medic💖

Medic finally found his fave person. He couldn’t get enough of you! He liked how you shared your love for chaos and violence. What a fun duo!

Medic enjoyed your company when performing surgeries or other bloody medical procedures. Your commentary and enthusiasm to join in was to die for! By the end of most of your endeavours, you were both covered in blood and laughing together

Medic was chaotic too, but a little more civil than you were. He would be standing tall while in a meeting, hands neatly behind his back as you were practically vibrating next to him. You may of bitten him, but he secretly really liked it

[rabbittf2x]

Hi i hope youre doing well :] can i get hcs of a reader who likes to be carried ? Whether the merc is picking them up w a hug, piggy back riding, or bridal style, they just like being carried

You can make it romantic or platonic :] scout, pyro, demo please !

Hope ur doing great too!😁💕

Mercs with a Reader that likes to be carried

Includes: Scout, Pyro and Demoman

Scout💖

Scout’s arms weren’t the strongest. He may of struggled lifting you up but tried his best not to show it. He was also super proud of himself when he could. He loved the way you smiled at him, or how you cuddled close. His face had never been redder

Scout actually really loved carrying you too. Especially when you jumped and wrapped your legs around his waist in a hug. He never wanted to let you go. He couldn’t believe how lucky, how happy he was to have you

Pyro💖

Pyro was a very strong man. He could hold you all day! He also adored it. Whether it be holding you bridal style, or giving you a piggyback ride. He just loved to lovingly gaze down at you in his arms. His eyes were heart shaped under his mask

If you fell asleep while hanging out with Pyro or around the base, he scooped you up into his arms and carried you to bed. Sometimes you woke up a little while he did so. You smiled tiredly up at him, wrapping your arms around his neck and snuggling against him

Demoman💖

Demoman thought it was adorable how you liked to be carried. Whenever you entered the room while he was drunk, he stumbled from his chair to throw his arms around you. With a drunken laugh, he scooped you up and held you bridal style. His laugh was infectious, and you couldn’t help but giggle against him

Demoman liked to carry you sober too. He found great comfort in having you in his arms. It felt cold and lonely without you. The little kisses and cuddles you gave him brought the biggest, most cheesy smile to his face

[rabbittf2x]

Hello again! I'm sorry if I'm bothering you too much. But how about Sniper and Demo slow dancing with their S/O?? You can about both of them or just one :))

-Spaniard anon 💐

Aw ofc ur not bothering me don’t say that!!💕

Slow dancing with Demoman and Sniper

Demoman💖

If you were to slow dance with Demoman alone in your room or around the base, he was usually pretty drunk. He was constantly falling into your arms, or stumbling around you. He really wanted to slow dance with you though, and it was probably his drunken idea in the first place

The next night, Demoman decided to make up for his sloppy attempts at slow dancing by taking you out. He was actually sober this time! He treated you to a romantic dinner, and then took you dancing. Seeing you all dolled up and happy under the club lights… it made him fall in love with you all over again

As a slow song came on, Demoman slipped his arms around your waist and pulled you close. You smiled like an idiot as you wrapped your own around his neck. He swayed you gently to the music, simply in awe at how lucky he was to have you

“This is a perfect night, Tavi.” You cooed, leaning in to press a sweet kiss to his lips

Sniper💖

Sniper was a lanky fella, all tall and skinny. It could make it awkward to slow dance with him, but you didn’t care. You found him cute

“C’mon, Sniper. Dance with me.” You smiled, your drink in one hand, and the other held out for him

“Aw, I dunno, love.” Sniper chuckled nervously

You shrugged, not insisting. “Suit yourself, honey.” You took a sip of your drink, and swayed your hips to the music playing in the rec room

Sniper sat back with a beer and watched you for awhile. He was entranced by the way your body moved slowly in the dim lighting. It was hypnotic, compelling him to set his bottle down and shuffle over

You felt Sniper creep up from behind, gliding his hands up your belly as you danced. “I knew you’d come around.” You purred

You set your own drink down and turned to face him, snaking your arms around his neck. Mundy embraced you as you slow danced together, smiling when you rested your head against his chest

[rabbittf2x]

Hi, hello, salutations, whatever variant of hello you prefer.

May I have some mercs (medic, engie, Demo, Sniper) x Appalachian reader? Basically the reader was raised in a secluded area in the Appalachian mountain range and lived surrounded by woods up until they joined the mercs. Reader will scold the mercs for whistling at night, or tell them about the freaky stuff they’ve heard in the woods, or talk endlessly about cryptids. (they have seen mothman.)

This is so self-indulgent I’m sorry😭

Mercs with an Appalachian!Reader

Includes: Demoman, Engineer and Medic

Demoman💖

Demoman could listen to your scary stories all day. He loved hearing about the creepy things you had seen or heard during your time in the Appalachian mountains. He even swapped stories with you about the Loch Ness monster and how he tried to kill it.

Engineer💖

Engineer found your experience with the Appalachian mountains mighty interesting. It was actually quite attractive to him that you were from such a beautiful, mysterious area. He loved nothing more than to crack open a cold one and listen to one of your spooky stories.

Medic💖

Medic never realised how fascinating you and your Appalachian heritage was! Nothing you ever said bored him. He even told you he wanted to go there with you! It’d be so fun for him! He was always asking about your stories and spooky facts. He loved it all (and you).

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

If its not too much to ask, can I request yandere demoman peppering kisses and bites all along s/o's neck all while telling them to try to stay quiet.

Tw: dubious consent, hickies, voice control, pet names, gn reader, regret, yanderes, mentions of explosives, heated scene, smut adjacent

Demo knew all too well that you’d be coming to drop off essentials for the team and he refused to let this opportunity go to waste.

He convinced Soldier to wake everyone early to get a jump on the enemy team. A plan the man commended him for.

This mission was going to be foolproof. The night before demo had lain his traps about the playing field, going the extra mile as to bury some extra sensitive explosives on enemy turf. One the explosions started you’d be here with the parcels and everyone would be too busy dealing with one another to watch as Demon stealthed away.

And it worked.

You wandered the metallic halls, searching for a place to set the cart you were pushing. You’d pushed your luck this far by even being close to the field, but with all of the luggage you were carrying you worried you’d be caught toting the opposing teams objects.

The task has always been daunting, but today had you tripping over yourself.

The men had gotten a head start, meaning you forgot where the hell their rooms were. And the layouts of the two buildings were entirely different save the outside. It was stress enducing, and you’d never been more on edge in this job.

You’d nearly pissed yourself when a thick arm pulled you into its body. With a scream you attempted a turn.

“Ah, and here I thought you’d come to expect my greetings!” The man broadcasted loudly, pressing his rough cheek into you affectionately. You held a hand to your chest, attempting to stablize your oxygen intake.

“FUCK Tavish!” You exclaimed, still processing the fiasco with a lame expression. He shook you a bit as you eased into him, prattling on about how he’d missed you. You felt his hand come to your rib cage to keep you steady. And you welcomed it by placing your hand over his.

You held onto his arm, concentrating mainly on the softness that he held in his chest, allowing your back to completely relax under him.

As you leaned back he backed into a room. With how calm you were you didn’t even notice you were in a completely different space.

Eyes closed, humming with the sway of the man behind you.

The whole thing felt… right. So soft and intimate, you’d not taken a second to think about whether or not the two of you were anything at all.

You didn’t take into account, with how sweet and casually the man spoke to you, just how many times he’d actually seen you.

How he knew you down to such a minute detail- that he could rattle your own life back at you from behind.

And this comfort is the same reason you didn’t notice the soft kisses that started at your temple.

In fact, you didn’t notice until his beard tickled the hairs at the back of your neck that he was kissing you at all!

His lips freckled little kisses about your check, down to your jaw. Your chin with a tilt of your head.

Then he got under, pressing just a bit further.

You giggled, playfully pushing his head away.

He snickered a bit, dryly unbeknownst to you.

Then he continued, letting little words of praise slip loose as he continued to plant small, calculated kisses down your neck. Though you only hummed contentedly at the feeling.

Until- at the junction of your clavicle and neck he sucked lightly.

The pressure elicited a sweet moan of surprise from you. You felt heat quickly drop to your legs, and rise to adorn your face.

You raised a hand to rest on the top of his head, arching a just a bit at he licked a stripe up to your shoulder. Then the nipped at you.

You huffed a bit, a high pitched noise coming through your nose as it did. He nearly purred at the reaction. Doing it yet again as he allowed his hand to rest at your hip, the other one covered your stomach, pulling you into him.

You rose your head, giving him better access, chasing the feeling you got from this man who was little more than an acquaintance.

“Fuck Tavvvv.” You drew his name out, the sweet abrevative causing him to moan against you. His hands tensed where they where, and the one on your stomach came up to rest on your neck again.

“Shh love. I’d you want me to keep going you’ve gotta stay quiet.” You nodded for him.

“You’re gonna be good?”

“Yes sir- please.” He caved, continuing his process.

He worked his tongue over the fading mark of where he’d nipped you. Pressing it into you just a bit harder. Then he nipped again. You thrust your hips forward, an action that stirred some sick feeling of pride in Demo.

You covered your mouth, finally allowing yourself to open your eyes and keep watch of the doorway before you.

“Tavvy there’s no one here.” You whined out, hoping to coax him into letting you moan. He shook his head and kept sucking at your neck, making his way up to your ears.

“Don’t do it dear.” You whimpered just under a whisper, a sound kept entirely for Tavish to hear.

You wanted to give him all the praise he deserved there. You instead rubbed little hearts into the fabric of his shirt as he nipped and sucked on your ear.

Shivers of stimulation coursed through you. Allowing Demo to feel just how good this was to you.

Just then the announcers voice boomed through the entire feild, marking the thirty second time limit.

Demo cringed and let you if you ungracefully. You let out a gasp of shock, immediately patting down your outfit as men from Demos team ran through the building.

The look on his face was one of pure agitation, his palm slid down exaggeratedly. And he let himself groan and pick up his shooter.

As he passed you with a smile he gave you a note. Running ahead with little more than a word.

You stared at the note in complete bafflement of the situation you were just in.

Then the reality of the matter set in.

You checked the mirror in the nearest bathroom to confirm your suspicion.

Your neck looked like it been flung through a meteor field. It was nearly completely covered in dark splotches that stretched from the front of your neck, damn near to the back.

You covered your mouth in pure realization of what you’d done.

The man had damn near trapped you in that situation and you had let yourself be drawn in by the allure of affection. You wanted to gag from the disappointment and shock that you’d let that happen.

As you reminisced on where you went wrong Demo detonated the entire area the rival team stood in.

He looked more triumphant than he had in ages, and he ran around keeping a close eye on the affairs. A keen sense of accomplishment and love blooming inside of him.

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

have you seen the emsis blue sfm?? i think some interesting comforts x readers could come from that

You’re surprisingly not the first person whose asked for this. Love my men insane and doomed by the narrative

Sorry if I’m absolutely horrible at writing comfort, they might get a bite repetitive.

💕

Characters: Soldier, Medic, Demo because it think it was absolutely rancid they did him like that 😔

Tw: Mentions of past trauma, high anxiety, touch deprivation, potential reliant relationships, paranoia, angst

Demo:

After he left the lab he was thoroughly enlightened by talk with Dell, but he was shaken by the revelation he’d had. Upon escaping with Jane he decided to go to the hospital. There he met a nurse who managed to get him an affordable prosthetic. When you started to care for him more he opened up about what happened to him at the slaughterhouse. You ended up letting him live with you as he had no place to live. He is very on edge when home alone and tends to be more comfortable when around you. A lot of the ways he derives comfort is by being close to you, it helps to know he can stay by you and not be diverted by some fucked up monster. He has anxiety about you leaving cause he’s unsure if you’ll come back or if this is a hallucination. However, he’s comforted by the fact that he can call you when he gets anxious or visit when he is paranoid. He appreciates you being close enough where he can hug you and be physically there.

Medic: He was sooooo fucked up by scouts death. When he managed to leave the slaughterhouse he sought psychological help. When he met his therapist, he also attended a circle. Of course very few people believed him. Except you. You had made him feel sane, talking to you calms him down more than touch does. In fact he grew more touch averse post event, much of the comfort he derives from you is affirmation. While he’s scared of getting too close in fear of losing you. Your words ground him, and though he wouldn’t be too comforted by specifics he appreciates your sense of humor. Your humor helps him stay in good health himself, and for a time it takes him off the grim reminder of what happened.

Soldier: Jane was distanced from everyone for a long time after his experience. When he managed to pull himself out of his house he’d gone to a diner where he met you. He’s comforted by both words and physical affection. He often panics when you’re not in his sight, or when he can’t get to you easily. Commonly he stays at the diner while you work and helps at the house when you get back to combat this. He doesn’t seem like the type to have told you what happened, but knowing that you’re real and feeling you by him keeps him from worrying. On nights where it’s necessary for you to be away from him longer he tries to sleep through it. It just makes him happier whenever you come back to know he’s not just in a dream.

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