#td the surfer bros

[real-total-drama-takes]

why does nobody talk about the surfer bros and the sisters friendship :(

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[geoffparty]

so fUCKING tired

Ummh zoom / tap on the pic for better quality :-)

[boyfriendkissertd]

Dude? Dude!

Duuuuude....

[total-drama-battle-royale]

Okay since there's so many ridonculous characters and I'm still doing them imma upload them 2 teams at a time

Starting with our half teams Brody and Tammy, as well as the fashion bloggers Tom and Jen!

And of course transparent versions.

[textsfromcampwawanakwa]

Geoff: I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet. Brody: I just did a slip and slide down the hallway of my apartment building. Geoff: Tie.

[total-karma]

just remembered theres a version that exists out there where geoff and brody win rr... and like ok i hate that a lot but also im kind of happy that at least ONE og td contestant won SOMETHING like fuck chris 😭😭😭

[alecodys]

For the ask games (just do the ones you want to)

1, 3, 22, 23

1, Favourite character and why?

since cody is the obvious answer (and ive explained why too much for my own good) im gonna mention my second fave. i just think lightning is a rlly fun and compelling character nd i cant help but feel bad for him in the end, what w his entire dad situation

3. Worst season?

this is the most basic td opinion i have. but god all stars is complete and total trash

22. Who do you think deserved to win at least once?

COURTNEY. courtney deserved to win SO BAD. she was screwed over so much and its 100% bc shes the fiercest competitor outside of like... heather nd alejandro i guess

23. Something you would change 100% from any season?

at first glance this question felt easy but the more i think abt it the less sure i am. hmm. i wouldnt have brought the surfer bros back in rr, ive never rlly liked how that happened, especially since they ended up being in the finals even tho they were brought back so late into the game.

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Other ask game questions can be found here!

[thebrisingamen]

Ridonculous Race

Taking a break from the Island Runs to to RR!! Also just as Pokemon, since there are SO many teams. Under the cut

Starting with

THE GOTHS: Crimson & Ennui are both Meowstics, since they're the most in-sync with each other and the most supportive toward each other in the entire series. Thus, a Meowstic Set makes sense since Psychic types can learn Dark type moves, and Meowstic has seen and survived the horrors.

Bonus, their Bunny Loki would be a Bunnelby

THE ICE DANCERS: Josee would be a Weavile, graceful but scheming, while her partner Jacques would be a Gallade; also graceful, while more well-meaning, loyal to a fault.

THE BESTIES: Devin would be a Slowbro because he is useful but man is this man dumb how tf did he never notice Carrie liking him like c'mon bro its OBVIOUS. Carrie is a Goomy as I think she means well, but she came off as a little clingy.

THE SURFERS: Geoff makes his return, and he is a Surfing Pikachu still, joined by his surfer friend Brody, who is an Alolan Raichu. Again, both of them are pretty chill and pick on vibes easily enough, but can get caught up in their own egos from time to time.

THE POLICE CADETS: Sanders is a Growlithe and MacArthur I made a Herdier as Sanders seems to be thoughtful and figure things out, While MacArthur is very loud and charges ahead without thinking things through all the time. By the time things wrap, they would both evolve into their final evolutions, to showcase their growth.

THE DATERS/THE HATERS: Stephanie and Ryan are pretty much constantly arguing and breaking up/making up, plus are self-proclaimed gym rats, so I made them Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee; constant rivals, working out, working well together but also easily becoming each others enemies, like they do in the show.

THE TENNIS PROS: I made Pete a Gumshoos and Gerry a Crabrawler. Honestly, I just picked pokemon that looked like old men for them, since that was their schtick.

THE SISTERS: These two took a while, since I wanted a related set of Pokemon. I eventually settled on making Emma a Gardevoir and Kitty a Kirlia, as both girls are reported to be smart but can get overwhelmed by emotion

FATHER AND SON: I couldn't figure out what to do with Dwayne for the longest time, until I settled on Delibird, because although it is cute, it could be considered a little goofy, dorky and older. It is why I made Jr a Shinx; younger pokemon, but a completely opposite type, to explain his disconnection with his father at times.

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER: Since they were clearly Kardashian parodies, I had to go for wealthy, fancy pokemon. They are also the least adept, so I went with Normal types for them. I made Kelly a Cinccino and Taylor a Delcatty.

THE FASHION BLOGGERS: I made them similar types or similar looking types of Pokemon, that had a lot to do with Fashion. Jen I made a Leavanny, which is noted to make its own clothes and the judgement of the middle evolution never left them. Tom I made a Lurantis, to differ him a bit but also keep him stylish.

THE GENIUSES: Obviously, both are psychic types. Ellody I made an Indeedee due to the tireless amount of work she puts into everything, and I made Mary a Farigiraf, as clearly the TD team design wanted her to be weird, but she's actually pretty cool; she's also more willing to adapt to other things, unlike her partner.

THE VEGANS: I made Laurie a Bayleef, as she seemed ready to throw down, especially after the food challenge and Bayleef is noted to kind of give of a vibe of aggression while being a plant pokemon. Miles I made a Lilligant, as once again another plant pokemon, whose performance can be quickly outstripped by others.

THE LARPers: Wow another one joke team. Anyways, to kind of match the vibes, I made Leonard a Medicham and Tammy and Escavalier. They were there so briefly, it was hard to think what others would fit.

THE ADVERSITY TWINS: I made Mickey a Feebas and Jay a Magikarp, as both ugly fish are portrayed as going through adversity and once they evolve, they do become better at surviving everything.

THE REALITY TV PROS: Owen and Noah have evolved from their stints on Total Drama to a Xatu and a Snorlax. See that post for their original pokemon choice.

THE ROCKERS: Spud is almost dumber than Devin, so I made him a Slowpoke, and Rock I made a Luxio; kind of in the middle of being useful but not too much.

Finally

THE STEP BROTHERS: Chet is a Pikachu-Colored Pichu and Lorenzo is a Spiky Eared Pichu. I specifically chose these Event pokemon because they were presented as a pair and are literally nearly identical, which the Step-Brothers, in personality, definitely are. They grow closer through the challenge and end up becoming friends, but enemies at first.

Bonus:

DON, THE HOST: Persian, as he's also part of the original 151 like Chris, but he's a much less successful host as we only meet/see him in RR, but he's got better stats. More than likely because he invested his time/money better

BLAINELY: I don't care for her enough to give her a pokemon. I guess she'd be a weezing or grimer, considering? Poison Type, anyways

[asktheridonculousracers]

Geoff is Brody your bro?

Geoff: “Of course!”

Brody: “Yeah, They don’t call me Brody for nothing!”

Geoff: “Ha good one dude”

[real-total-drama-takes]

brody was like eliminate me and my bro off the ridonculous race and I'll come back pregnant

[totaldramafan1998]

Top 10 unpopular opinions (with your thoughts and facts)

Warning: This may be more Total Drama related...

10. I believed Total Drama All Stars was an okay season. Not the best, but I think there was some good moments (Mike and Zoey sharing a kiss, Mike and/or Zoey winning the season, Gwen and Courtney being friends ‘for a short time’, Scott not acting like his total backstabbing self) But I must agree Mal did made the season no good... 

9. I believed Mal is a far more dangerous villain than any of the other TD villains. Mal had the motive to kill one of the contenders and plus he was more dangerous than anyone else. I don’t get why people thought he was a horrible villain even though I don’t like him at all. (Mal not Mike, Mike’s my favorite) 

8. Gwen was a better finalist than Owen. I mean, she was a strong and determine competitor during Season 1. Plus, Owen is a good guy yet he’s more of a party guy than a winner... no offense

7. I think Chucky is more of a funny killer than a murderer. Beside, I was scared of him but not anymore. He’s pretty funny to me now. 

 6. Seed of Chucky was a pretty good movie to me. I mean it made me become a fan of the Child’s Play franchise. Plus, Glen is a very good boy and not a killer like his father

5. Crimson and Ennui deserved to be in the finale instead of Geoff and Brody. I mean, come on! The Goths were the only team to be cheated out of the million dollars plus, Geoff and Brody are cool guys but I mean... come on, The Goths deserved it way more than the Surfer Bros.

4. Total Drama Revenge of the Island will always be my favorite Total Drama Season. I mean, come on! This season showed new competitors that I become to love a lot. Plus, there were some good episodes from that season (Like the one where Mike and Zoey become a couple, Zoey becoming a warrior, Scott getting what he deserve) But I have to agree, the finale was very... gender wrong since it was Male vs. Male. But I think it was a good season.

3. Mike and Zoey will always be my Main OTP of Total Drama. I don’t give a crap if everyone thinks they are the worst! That’s their opinion but my opinion will remain the same! Mike wanted to tell Zoey the truth and did everything he could to do it, plus, Zoey respected Mike for who he is! That’s love my friends, DEAL WITH IT!

2. Brickleberry and Big Mouth... just awful. I can’t explain why they are just horrible... I used to like Brickleberry, but now I see how... yeesh it is. As for Big Mouth... it’s just weird as hell. 

1. TEEN TITANS GO IS THE MOST HORRIBLE T.V SHOW EVER! TTG is a horrible excuse of Teen Titans. They give a horrible name to the original Teen Titans. Robin is a crazy control-freak, Beast Boy and Cyborg are two retarded couch potatoes, Star fire is just oblivious and Raven.... she’s not the Raven I know from the original Titans. In my opinion... CANCEL TEEN TITANS GO!

[real-total-drama-takes]

best winners of each season imo

Owen. A lot of people think he didn't deserve it but he did well in A LOT lf challenges. People just seem to forget about how good he was. The idea of Gwen winning is cool too, she worked really hard, but I just really love Owen winning.

Beth. Again, a lot of people say she didn't deserve it, but Duncan is THE WORST. Plus, Beth was a really good competitor who got along with everyone pretty well and barely got any votes. Duncan's just a misogynistic asshole who can go fuck himself. lmao.

Heather. She worked hard every season, she got her hair shaved off, and Alejandro coming in for one season and taking home the million is just kind of of upsetting to me. idk I just love Heather.

I like both Cameron and Lightning winning. Cameron shared it with everyone and that made me happy, but Lightning is my fav gen 2 character and I don't want his dad to lose his rings.

Zoey.

Shawn. I want him and Jasmine to split it. Nothing else.

Geoff and Brody. I love the police cadets but Geoff and Brody are iconic.

I like both Priya and Bowie winning. Priya worked so hard but I also don't want her parents to get the satisfaction.

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[real-total-drama-takes]

hi i am terry mcgurrin and i’m here to say that geoff is pansexual and polyamorous, and polysurfers is canon

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[real-total-drama-takes]

the real reason the Surfers were kicked out and came back is because they wanted to do Last Tango in Bueno Aries and THEY KNEW THE GAY POWER WOULD BE TOO STRONG IF👏 THEY👏 TANGOED👏

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[real-total-drama-takes]

love how don was neutral to basically everyone but was besties with the surfer dudes. like yes king!! geoff and brody are the best!!

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[real-total-drama-takes]

i was watching rr to see geoff and brody win

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