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#teagan is (of course) in the background doing a rendition of the live slug reaction
paranormal-potatoes · 2 years
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Teague: sorry what? i was distracted by the 11 foot tall twink
Ornstein: what is that and why are you looking at me
Teague: a twink is–
Gehrman, shoving his hand over Teague's mouth: nothing. don't mind him, he's chronically stupid. it's terminal
Teague: *muffled noises*
translation: fuck you let me seduce the twinks
Gehrman: no. behave. or I'm telling what you did last sunday
Teague: *remembering last sunday when he accidentally broke one of Maria's favorite mugs*
Teague, muffled but loudly: FUCK
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