#technicalum

[flannelpunkcalum]

“Rawed by Calum Hood” babe if this ain’t me... but same goes for Ashton that boy is FIIIIINE af like ?? dimples?? Also it’s lovely to meet you HAHA no better way to make friends than through a hot, talented band - we stan LEGENDS!! I’m Molly c; and I’m gonna start sending blurbs soon so you know KEEP AN EYE OUT 👀

HELL YEAH nice to meet you! I’m still Betty and I’m about to start class so if I don’t reply right away i’m either in lecture or trying to catch my breath but I’m VERY EXCITED!!!!!!!!

[peterparker]

MICHAEL AND CALUM WERA TALKING ABOUT ME WITH EACH OTHER AND LOOKING AT ME AND CLUM SANG TO BE DURING BESIDE YOU FDGXHNBTFSD

hOW d idD WHAT WHAT DIEDN THEY SAY 

howW arE YOU ALIVE WASTZ

[lattelucas-blog]

last night was the best night ever! I got this pic of Luke and it was so good! all twitter fam so…anyway! it was so fun! we had such good spots and I honestly an so hype still! sat on the ground waiting for hours but it was so worth it

[sochae]

dude i hate naps because you wake up and your contacts are like stuck to your brain and you dont know who or where you are

same i hate them bc i oversleep too much and then i end up staying awake until fucking satan's ass crack in the morning and then i go to sleep and then wake up at like 6pm and its a terrible cicle i kind of die in the process 

[angstyluke]

technicalum and heartbrakegirl (lol two calum groupies hahahahah)

hey now let's not call people out here pls

t: I'm in a mutual with ryan and she seems super cool and i love her blog and her theme and url yah everything is perf and shes super pretty pls

h: I love the url omg yaaas queen and just perfect blog in general ngl 

send me urls??

[irwinsecure]

im so fucking stressed but 18 is on the album and thats all i care about

url: 23/25

theme: 21/25

icon: 25/25

posts: 19/25

overall: 88/100

ship: michael yessss

LETS TAKE A BREATHER

[calumhemmo]

YOURE SO PRETTY WHAT HTE FUCJK HOW DO YOU DO THAT THOSE ARE SOME GREAT GENES CONGRATULATIONS GOD DAMN

OMG THANK U OMG ILYSM

[flannelpunkcalum]

I’M KINDA NEW TO TUMBLR BUT I AM A WRITER AND I SWEAR I WANNA BE IN Y’ALLS CLIQUE I WANNA DO BLURBS AND APPRECIATE THE FINE PIECES OF DICK THAT ARE 5SOS

HI WELCOME TO THE CLUB MAN if you’ve got a lot of feelings about dick you just gotta write them down and I guarantee that there’s gonna be about 3698457 people feelin the same way I’ve made a lot of friends just talking about how i want to get like... rawed by Calum Hood  

[irwinkitten]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ✨💕

THANK YOU!! ✨💕

[peterparker]

fROND HI IT ME I WAS AWMUKE IM FREAKING OUT FROM LAST NIGHTS CONCERT HOLY BALLSACKS

Ohvh whATD HAPPENDE D YOO

[lattelucas-blog]

I swear I only sent one I'm sorry

[sochae]

ALL I FUCKING WANT IS LUHUKE IN HIS FUCKIGN BLAKC BOXERS AND IM SO DUFN FTFBHWRT HL LL BFD VNDLV VF GBFG LBG GDHFP FGRFNGLRBGAD GRGHRLRGS GLHIGRPGRGLGHRLL G RLG THIBSFR FUCKINGNW KID SNDNFR THE FUCINFG BOXERFEW AND GTH9IS UFKCIBNG BAUHFND INFVFMDE W'FRGIM SON FUCKING DONOEN WITH SHTESE STUIRPHDISD AIGHVCDSTRALDFIALIANS DRGFND DIM GINNA DV FUCKING KIDLLF SOMNRBONE IF HYT DOESNY ACJF OEWKLWENFE ME SDB RV NA I NRO ORTRTEYN EHOUGH FROHD HIM SICVH SHSTAT TTH? NSM I NNTO PWTIETTU WENGOOUDH??????

yes yes to everything 

[lvke-hemmings]

A Welsh 5SOS fan (!!!) omg hi you’re like gold dust it’s nice to see another one of us in the wild

Omg no way !! Feel like the welsh are non-existant on here sometimes ♡

[sochae]

u changed ur url i thought you di ed

no ryan i havent died yet i'm still very much alive

[sochae]

THERE ARE TWO FUCKING WORDS TO DESCRIBE ME AND THEY BOTH START WITH H IM SO FUCKING DONE

HORNY AND HUNGRY?????

[lattelucas-blog]

If I see a single other comment about Ryan I will kill the person that made it, and that’s a promise!