#ten yearS LATER jeesums

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JOE KEERY —— Well, if it isn’t STURGIS PODMORE, the HUFFLEPUFF superstar. For those of you who don’t know HIM, you can spot them sitting with the other SEVENTH years. Most people think that they’re ENERGETIC and PASSIONATE, but they can also seem pretty INCREDULOUS and IMPATIENT Sometimes people call them the IRREVERENT. Sure, they’re a HALFBLOOD, but that doesn’t define them. (( ALEX; pst; 25; she/her ))

im crying i love this mans

lol you thought he was cool. u are mISTAKEN. SPENDS WAY TOO LONG ON HIS FUCKING STUPID ASS HAIR and he is just the worst. tries way too hard omg. but he’s so good deep down. deeeeep down. way down there. somewhere

please call him sturg it would make us both happy haha

he is v. warm and enthusiastic about lots of things. he gets way up in arms about lit the most random shit? like tell goblins are oppressed and he like??? DA FUQ WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME? gets himself wrapped up in new projects way too often but then the logistics and work that needs to go in just kills it??

so dramatic and over the top. someone give him his oscar so he’ll shut up thanks

he is v genuinely warm and invested in people?? like?? give this boy all the friends. he fucking collects that shit. he tries hard because it dude?? its so nice to be liked??? so he’s super flexible. BUT TBH it’s like you’ll love him or hate him.

member of cvrsed. plays the bass like some kind of asshole. he took a lot of piano lessons as a kid and knows how to play several instruments but FUCK if rock n’ roll doesn’t get his heart racing with all that nOISE. and loud oPINIONS.  it makes him happy. he also has a big fuCK YOU TO SAY TO WIND INSTRUMENTS. he hates them omg feels like he’s running a marathon or something with all that blowing shit. pls he iS SO EXTRA

yeah boi