#tequila bottles

[huariqueje]

Tequila Bottles    -    Janet Fish , 1974.

American, b. 1938 -  

Oil on canvas  ,   168.6 x 138.1 cm.     66.4 x 54.4 in.

[hozierwhoreor]

Sangre de Vida Corazón Blanco y Reposado Tequila

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x15 | East

[shiftythrifting]

Found while looking for furniture.

[angelblueprint]

missing boston middle of the night late summer

[wildbluesorbit]

Babe??

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

pretending like every incarcerated man is falsely accused by a rich white person is so silly like so many people want to be abolitionists but don’t have the courage to stand in their convictions and they get easily caught up by conservative gotchas. obviously rich white men don’t commit the most crime. why would a wall street banker rob a liquor store?? or when people are like, “well if people steal because they’re poor then why are they stealing tvs and jewelry?” they’re boosting. obviously. that’s also why they stole your catalytic converter. to sell. for money. people also boost everyday items like baby formula and shaving cream and sell it on the cheap to their neighbors. this isn’t les mis people have rent and daycare to pay for and you can’t pay that with bread. dummy

[moonshine-nightlight]

tomorrow's Dale is going to brought to you by the three shots i'm having this afternoon as i write and hit different word count thresholds because that's where i'm at today

we'll find out tomorrow when editing!me has to deal with this chapter if i should be telling you to thank me or apologizing 🤣

Current Word Count: 3,028

[cinnamostar]

also unfortunately a very cute guy I met for the first time irl saw me super drunk . but that’s okay. because he was also drunk and fell asleep on my dog’s bed LMFAO 😭😭😭

[doomsayings]

I don’t get carded at bars anymore like not really but usually at liquor stores I do and today I was buying a giant bottle of tequila and the cashier stared at my face for like 5 whole seconds and was like “yeah okay you’re over 21” shocking…as someone who still gets accused by passengers of breaking child labor laws on the regular Like the way more than once I have had passengers look at me and skeptically ask what the minimum age to be a flight attendant is

[slaymiedrysdale]

Jamie on IR… I am SO TIRED.

[jimmymcgools]

fuck i’m so happy. i’m so fucking happy. jimmy my jimmy.

[electrificata]

heres another wine fact. sorry. theres this hungarian winegrowing region called tokaji (pronounce it TOE-kai). the wine from here is a big goddamn deal, its referenced in the hungarian national anthem. in the 18th century this was the "king of wines," literally the cream of the crop, what all the aristocrats drank, etc. all your louis and fredricks of the big ruling families loved this shit. and its sooooooo sweet. its dessert wine. the modern disdain for sweet wines in serious wine circles is not this eternal thing, its the current trend.

i think of it like how europe treated heavily spiced food, how it was a luxury until the commoners got regular access to spices, then all of a sudden it was more refined to eat simple, lightly-seasoned food that "highlighted good quality ingredients" or whatever. i dont know if wine trends followed that exact trajectory? in europe and elsewhere theres always been a really strong tradition of peasant winemaking with whatevers around. i dont need to tell this to most of you, you can just point to your cultures traditional wines and spirits and whatever. but i definitely know that today Wine People like to disdain sweet wines that have strong mass appeal (even as they themselves enjoy an occasional Nice moscato) and let me tell you. they are doing that at least partially to feel better than and separate from the peasants.

i wrote this post mostly with the intention of giving you pointers to annoy people who have really bought into the superiority of it all, if you say most of that stuff around someone who likes wine but doesnt care about the prestige, theyre just gonna get nerdy and try to teach you something. youre all a bunch of nerds here, you know how to deal with an infodump just fine. alcohol is something you need to be careful about. if you cant have it, you probably know that, and that deserves respect and accommodation. but if you can, its got a long history as something that helps people meet and connect and engage with history and tradition. genuinely, the wine youre drinking and enjoying is a good wine, full stop. crack open the cupcake prosecco.

[fireis-catching]

[notmeowse]

nothing funnier than trying to recreate the artistic fervor i had 3 months ago and being told that maybe i should start drinking

[barbwalken]

I have a flu and I need vitamin c ☺️🤭

And alcohol for my throat pain, it could be an infection 🙂‍↕️