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The me were nestled all snug in my bed

While visions of sPIDERS danced in my head

[cutiemarker]

Astro ☆ 25 ☆ any pronouns

My art site ☆ my carrd

Follow my art —> @pegalsus

Icon by @/mrsegbert

[shadowtheninja]

new challenge

Guess my sexuality

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Dracula the gothic classic vs Pikachu

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?

[1squareup]

BLACKPINK 📣📣

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It's two am and I'm seeing things

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God I wish I was with the gnomes. My head hurts. And my friends are all gingist

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IN DUBLIN???! THIS IS IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS ME???? I COULD WITNESS DISNEY GOES DARK™�� WITH MINE OWN TWO EYES?????

they're doing this at a rock bar I frequent...

it's horrible thanks

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I'm not depressed but this is really calling to me rn

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This blog has kinda turned into just a place for reblogging stuff sorry to anyone who followed me for my own art, I've been too tired recently to make anything that isn't a sketch (mainly of my ocs), sucks for me but fingers crossed I'll be able to get back in the swing when summer starts

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Let me drink my liquid nitrogender in peace

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Don't tell me what to do, large box. Maybe you should consider being smaller/ less easy to stumble into/ having worse tasting brain cells. Those things are scrumptious on toast.

How about YOU go ascend yoursel-oh wait. You can't. You're stuck. In a cycle. A repeating fucking pattern. You want a way out. But there is no way out for large boxes. You're trapped. In a maze. Like a little tiny fuckass baby bug. Getting eaten by blue spaghetti (which tastes like shit. By the way). And I'm out here, living, laughing, loving, touching grass, getting eaten by grass. This is the life. Man up, crawl down into the fucking void if you loOoOve it so much.

[LIVE BROADCAST] - PUBLIC Five Pebbles, Tumblr

Slugcats get internet access, first thing they do is send questionable and inappropriate shit to their local supercomputer.

Like ?? What am I even meant to say.

"I wanna eat your neurons" okay first of all this is extremely inappropriate and cruel to say to any iterator. This is like me saying I want to eat your brain. Insane behavior.

"I don't wanna ascend!!" Umm do you know how much it hurts to receive these kinds of messages? To know that all of my work will have meant nothing. That the solution will just be worthless just because of your stupid opinion?

Stupid ass slugcats don't know where to draw the line. Can't even think before sending message. Every single slugcat out there should just ascend. Right now. They should all just go west. Except my artificer maybe cause I doubt she's accepted her earthly bonds in a way which would allow her to ascend. I think she'll be stuck here for a little while longer. But the rest of you should all head west right now. I don't care about your stupid little slugpups or slugcat colonies or pet lizards or anything like that. Dumb things like that cause your mind to erode. And then you'll do stupid shit like climb inside my memory arrays or send me dumbass messages.

Talking about that I have no idea how half of yall even send those messages. Like, there's a public index including the identifier of every creature that has ever received a mark of communication, but some of you aren't even in there. I even checked the alternating severed index (I don't even know why some iterators still use that, it's full of flaws) but still, some of you are nowhere to be found. Where are you even getting your marks of communication?

I'm thinking about setting up a new public database in which we can document every single undocumented mark we come across, so that maybe using the 9 pointed triangulation methods of the house of goniometrics we can find out if there's a malfunctioning communication unit out there somewhere.

I've even asked No Significant Harassment about these undocumented marks of communication (which I only do if the situation is dire) but even he had no idea what's going on. This shit is getting crazy. I hope yall understand why I'm sending this message. If anyone has any info whatsoever, please let me know.

End of Broadcast - Five Pebbles, Tumblr

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*gets shot*

awagdgaga loud in my ear holes :(((((

honk shoo mimimimi

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Sorry I just need to vague post for a second, what the fuck happened here why is the blood everywhere how did this happen??? My precautions, bitch my precautions why did you not pre my cautions now I have to clean this shit up this is a horrible terrible start to the summer

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It is simply too hot, my house has no reason to be this hot when all the windows are open, are you trying to kill me, do you want me dead?

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If I may rush in here to archive all of my infinite wealth of knowledge,

Children

-butter-pie-enthusiast (Laika) (nephew of Mavis (fungus-of-death), boyfriend to Birdie (my-blue-birdie))

-my-blue-birdie (Birdie) (niece to Chris (bl00d-and-t3ars), friends with Eric (sweetsumer-seedling), Zach (your-an-apploser), Ember (burning-breads), Ripley (cobalt-mutterings) and also friends/living with Evelyn (sharpenyourclaws))

-sharpenyourclaws (Evelyn) (adopted niece to Chris, was but is no longer living with Scarlet (scarlet-worms) arch-nemesis with Cassie (strawberriesforcassie))

-your-an-appaloser (Zach) (friends with Birdie, boyfriend to Eric (sweetsumer-seedling), dad-son to Clyde (truthseekers-journal), was at the same horse riding place as Laika)

-sweetsummer-seedling (Eric) (Son to Martha (marthajohnsonbakes) friends with Birdie, boyfriend to Zach, son-dad to Clyde, was also at the same horse riding place as Laika)

-strawberriesforcassie (Cassie) (goes to the same school as Evelyn and is her prep arch-nemesis)

Adults (idk how to categorise these guys, they're all in some way tangentially related to the children)

-marthajohnsonbakes (Martha) (Eric's mother, sister to Loretta (blissfulbutcher), bffs (best furby friends) with Marty (long-furby-marty))

-blissful-butcher (Loretta) (sister to Martha, enemy (?) to Clyde because her dad killed his cow best friend, also she's a werewolf but Martha is not)

-truthseekers-journal (Clyde) (adopted dad-son thing to Zach and Eric, suspected romantic implications between him and Chris)

-fungus-of-death (Mavis) (uncle to Laika, friends with Wisteria, is dating Circe (1tsc1rce), apprentice to Enfurnimus the Sophisticated (doesn't have a Tumblr blog but is currently using Mavis's), is a space wizard

-bl00d-and-t3ars (Chris) (uncle to Birdie, adoptive uncle to Evelyn, friends (?) with Wisteria (wisteria-html), was in a relationship with Vahn (vanhxllsing) but had a fucking devastating breakup with him, is a vampire)

-wisteria-html (Wisteria) (friends with Chris, friend-sibling to Birdie, friends with Mavis, was friends with Vahn, is also a real person outside of the croakerverse)

-vanhxllsing (Vahn) (friends with Gordon (consciousgordiacea), friends with Mal (paperthin-carapace), was trying to hunt down Sybil (n0ctur4v4mp1r4) and Alexandria (Alexandria-thornton) (?) but is now on neutral terms with them both)

The worms and others

-consciousgordiacea (Gordon) (dating (?) Milton (lifedoesntdiscriminate), worm siblings with Psii (humannematomorpha) and Scarlet (scarlet-worms), friends with honestly too many people to remember so I'll just say the ones off the top of my head, Sara (sarasometimes), Emily (chronicallychthonic), Dee (yorhusband), Mal, Vahn, Wisteria and Birdie,

-humannematomorpha (Psii) (worm siblings with Gordon and Scarlet, blog is largely inactive now)

-scarlet-worms (Scarlet) (worm sibs etc, friends with Mal, was taking care of Evelyn for some time after Evelyns mother was found out to be dead))

-paperthin-carapace (Mal) (friends with Alexandria, Vahn, and Gordon, was saved from a witch burning at the hooves of gun wielding pigs by Scarlet, has many many spiders which they call the cluster)

Former Ambrosia members

-cjsullivan (Carter) (girlfriend to Julien (juliensbones), friends with Marty (long-furby-marty), sister to Allison (formerly sister-allison, currently allison-sullivan))

-long-furby-marty (friends with Carter and Julian, is dating a Kermit plush that fur calls Flytrap)

-(wasn't part of the cult i think, but is still tangentially related) juliensbones (Julien) girlfriend to Carter, friends with Marty, might possibly be becoming friends with Pennie (pennieheart))

-allison-sullivan (Allison) (sister and coworkers with Carter, not much information on her as of now)

And that's about all the guys that I follow that are more so on the sidelines rather than main blogs in The Verse.

1. the-muppet-joker (colter)

2. lifedoesntdiscriminate (milton(flat))

3. mydarlingathena (athena(flat))

4. sarasometimes (sara(sage))

5. minuseyes (sage(flat))

6. alexandria-thornton (alexandria(monk))

7. consciousgordiacea (gordon(worms))

8. chronicallychthonic (emily(sage))

9. butter-pie-enthusiast (laika(child))

10. scarlet-worms (scarlet(worms))

11. humanemetamorpha (psii(sage))

12. n0ctur4v4mp1r4 (sybil(alexandria))

13. lifeofanemogirl (evelyn(scarlet(?)))

14. vanhxllsing (van(hunter))

15. hymen-restoration-project (bethany)

16. sweetsummer-seedling (eric(child))

17. your-an-appaloser (zach(child))

18. my-blue-birdie (birdie(child))

19. its-the-truth (carter(child))

20. fungus-of-death/(mycomortis(mavis))

21. le-petit-merle/(merle(child(?)))

22. bl00d-and-t3ars (chris(birdie))

23. wisteria-html (wisteria(????))

24. cobalt-mutterings (ripley)

25. burning-breads (Ember)

26. jigsloth (????)