#text:venus

[kinglyben]

TEXT ✉️% BENUS

Ben: You're not the one who put the disturbing comment in my suggestion box about having more events where my father could attend shirtless, are you?

[sumskellington]

TEXT ✉️☎ SUMNUS

Summer: Help help help help help! A kid in my daycare class just barfed all over me and as a future pediatrician you know the best ways to disinfect my everything, right? It's been so long since this happened, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HANDLE MYSELF.

[vitanikiwa]

TEXT ✉️♀ V-SQUARED

Vitani: Lol maybe it's a good thing I don't even know who my dad is, this way I never have to worry about you trying to bang him.

[finnbecker]

TEXT ✉️ツ VENN

Finn: Okay, I'm seriously craving tacos but it's NOT A TUESDAY! And then I realized... I can eat them tomorrow and just call it 'Fiesta Friday' and IT STILL WORKS.

[novafitzherbert]

TEXT ✉️♘ VEVA

Nova: Have you ever tried to test if your hair has magic powers like mom's used to?

[vitanikiwa]

TEXT 🦖 VENTANI

Vitani: Apparently I'm all for drunk friends licking friends now, V. Shoulda gotten a piece of the action at the Halloween Ball before this dino went extinct ;-)