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Heatwave: "Who the fuck broke the toaster?"
Boulder: "It was Cody."
Blades: "It was Cody."
Chase: "Cody broke it."
Cody:
Cody: "...yOU PROMISED-"
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Blades: "So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl...."
Heatwave: "...."
Boulder: "....."
Chase: "......"
Cody: "..Who?"
Blades: "That's the thing we don't-" *Everyone stares at Cody*
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Blades: "Alright Chase, Boulder. Let's go over this one more time."
Blades: "If something breaks?"
Chase: "We try to fix it before Heatwave gets home."
Blades: "If it doesn't work?"
Boulder: "We blame Cody."
Cody: "Seriously guys, what the hell?!"
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Cody: "What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?"
Graham: "IT."
Dani: "Annabelle."
Chief Burns: "Paranormal Activity."
Kade: "High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words."
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Chase: "What scares you guys the most?"
Blades: "Werewolves!"
Boulder: "Sharks."
Heatwave: "The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death."
Heatwave:
Heatwave: "Cody dying."
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*Everyone is giving advice to Cody*
Boulder: "It's okay to ask for help."
Blades: "You're not a burden."
Heatwave: "Murder is okay."
Chase: "Your feelings matter."
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Boulder: "What do you do when someone offers you drugs?"
Cody: "Take them!"
Chase: "Punch them in the neck!"
Blades: "Say thank you!"
Heatwave: "Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!"
Boulder: "…"
Boulder: "No."
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Boulder: "Guys… the principal just called—"
Chase: "It was Blades!"
Blades: "It was Heatwave!"
Heatwave: "It was Cody!"
Cody: "It was me!"
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Cody: "We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends."
Blades: "...Your what?"
Cody: "My friends."
Boulder: "Are they saying “friends”?"
Chase: "I think they're being sarcastic."
Heatwave: "No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Cody! All of your friends are in this room."
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Chase: "What's the worst thing you guys have done?"
Boulder: "Rickrolled my teacher on Cybertron."
Blades: "I kicked Heatwave in the shin-"
Heatwave: "-So I kicked Blades between the legs."
Cody: "I almost died and was burned in a forest fire."
Chase: "What?!"
Heatwave: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?"
Cody: "A lot of things."
Blades: "No shit."
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Heatwave: "Cody's first detention, I'm so proud."
Boulder: "Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?"
Chase: "Because he was acting a fool as a human say."
Blades, terrified: "They can do that??"
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Cody: "You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?"
Heatwave: "Several traffic violations."
Graham: "Three counts of resisting arrest."
Dani: "Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks."
Kade: "Also, Heateave's still technically grounded for his non-robotic behavior in public."
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Blades: "What do you guys do when you're stressed?"
Chase: "Try and calm myself down!"
Boulder: "Recharge."
Cody: "Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out."
Heatwave: "I don't."
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Chase: "Did you bring Boulder?"
Blades, gesturing to Cody: "No, but I brought the next best thing."
Chase: "Cody? The next best thing would be Heatwave."
Cody: "I would be offended, but Heatwave is freakishly strong."
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Chief Burns: "I swear to god sometimes I'm the only one here with a braincell."
Cody, Dani, Graham, and Kade: "ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!"
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Chief Burns: "Hey, how did my phone break?"
Dani: "You were drunk yesterday."
Chief Burns: "And?"
Cody: "You threw it."
Chief Burns: "Why?"
Graham: "You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”"
Chief Burns: "And why didn’t you stop me?!"
Kade: "We were busy laughing our asses off."
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Chief Burns: "You three, explain right now!"
Kade: "It was Dani."
Graham: "It was Dani."
Cody: "It was Dani."
Dani:
Dani: "…fuck."
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