#thank you for sending more brainrot fuel <3

[magicalbats]

hi new mootie!! :3 your tags on that lycaon fic made me giggle n kick my feet SO BAD im happy you enjoyed it n happy to fuel the lycaon brainrot <33

Omg thanks for the follow back! 🙈 I was just browsing through your page actually and I can’t wait to read more of your stuff! Sending you so, so many virtual smooches 🫶

[ninas-gf]

pspsps hand over ur sara ships. neow

oh boy, this might be a long one...

kokosara: this was my first sara ship, and it was also the first ship i got attached to in genshin overall !! the idea of a sapphic enemies to lovers ship is what drew me in, but i also really liked how they held some level of respect for each other? that aspect made it easy for me to imagine them getting along in post-war inazuma. they'd both be willing to set aside the past and focus on the future of their people instead, and they're also very capable women so i think they would work very well together !! one thing i will say is that my perception of kokosara (the details of their dynamic and their individual personalities) seems to differ from the majority of the fandom's view, and that might be why i grew apart from the ship a little? i still think that it is a top-tier ship though <3

yaesara: ok, this one started off as a half-joke. i initially thought that the dynamic between these two characters was funny (which it is, don't get me wrong) but then i thought about it some more and was like... WAIT A SECOND... and realized that there is so much potential for yearning and angst and a bunch of other tropes that i love. in fact, just thinking about it right now made me discover a certain parallel between these two: while sara is practically a stranger to long, supportive, and loving relationships, yae is the complete opposite. she's had many friendships over her long lifetime, and she understands the pain of loss on a level that even sara (a general of the military who is certainly no stranger to death) doesn't. thanks for fueling the yaesara brainrot, bc every time i think of them i discover more reasons to like them !!

ittosara: for a while i struggled to pinpoint which dynamic i enjoyed the most for them. rivals? friends? lovers? the answer is yes. i mean, how could i resist a rivals to friends to lovers ship (just look at my username jsdkjsd), but ESPECIALLY one where i love both characters an unhealthy amount? and they also have so much content that links them together (the bulletin boards in inazuma, the voicelines, sara's appearance in itto's trailer, etc.) but it just makes me want to see them share screen time again even MORE... (i also really love the fan interpretation of sara being the tengu from itto's childhood who carried him back after their fight) and personally, i see them as actual rivals who would need to work to understand each other on a deeper level before actually developing any kind of platonic or romantic feelings for one another. it's very similar to kokosara in the sense that i interpret it very differently from a large portion of the community, which is just one reason i tend to avoid content of them. i really don't mind letting my own ideas cycle through my head :]

beidou x sara (saradou? sarabei? beisara? idk): now THIS one is funny, just bc of how it randomly popped in my mind one day and how i then spent about a week brainrotting about it sjdkjsdksjk. is part of it just me putting two muscular electro women together? maybe. i was having fun imagining scenarios where beidou would visit inazuma with her fleet and end up on some kind of mission with sara. to me, sara having a very serious demeanor and beidou being more of a carefree rule-breaker makes me think that they would have a fun dynamic (especially at first). but at the same time, they also share many of the same experiences and i think that they could bond over that !! <3

there are other ships that i'm open to, but these are the main ones !!

[celestiababie]

I just know Soobin gets overwhelmed in bed, the poor boy is just so clumsy when cought up in the moment. His hands just, never leaving your body, whether they're holding your waist or thighs, he's just got to be holding you.

Totally not because he likes the look of his hands on your tiny body Soobin size kink brrrr

I know his thrusts are teetering between sloppy and sharp, and Everytime he bottoms out in you he lets out these cute little whines because you feel so good around him

He also has no control, whatsoever. He almost always cums first, he just can't help it. Of course he makes it up to you by making you cum 3 to 4 times afterwards.

And he gets so tired afterwards :( even if you're riding him, he's almost certain to fall asleep after you're done because he is just exhausted.

Also I think I'm in a Soobin brainrot cause I can't stop thinking about him waking up hard in the morning already grinding against you, his eyes barely open as he continues to fuck himself against you 😩😫

Okay, I seriously love this. Soobin gives me massive service top vibes. He'll try really hard to fuck you how you want it but he's just so sensitive that he almost always loses control.

He'd try really hard to not cum first. Especially the first time you had sex. He was so eager to be inside of you, but as he slowly slipped in your warm entrance...he knew he was screwed. His eyes were clamped shut, teeth biting down on his bottom lip as he tried desperately to not cum. You'd definitely notice the almost painful look on his face and reassure him it'd be okay if he felt like he was gonna cum. And he did- and boy was it a lot. But Soobin would still be embarassed of finishing so quick and would want to make it up to you....So he went down on you and fingered you, using his cum as lubrication. He might even catch a quick taste of himself, which he didn't seem to mind in the slightest.

As your sex life went on, Soobin still finished early but always made up for it or prepped you before hand. His favorite position was definitely cowgirl but on a couch so he could sit up and kiss you.

Sometimes Soobin would be so overwhelmed in the moment that he'd forget he's so much bigger than you. The grip on your hips would be so strong, it might leave bruises. But the moment he'd notice, he wouldn't dare to let go. In fact, he quite enjoyed looking at how his hands fit around you.

Soobin also has a praise kink! Here's a few of his favorite:

"Soobin~ Baby, you're so big."

"You're so handsome."

"Your cock's fucking me so well, baby boy."

I think he would subconsciously grind on you in his sleep. You'd wake up before him when it happens and just giggle at the situation before turning to tug his pajama bottoms down to give him a morning blowjob. Since he was still so sleepy, he'd lazily buck his hips into your mouth and let out the softest breaths/moans.

In conclusion- the Soobin brainrot is here and here to stay...Thank you for this ask! It fueled it even more. Hopefully people will get inspired and send more.

[husbandohunter]

Stardew Impact [Genshin+Stardew Valley/xReader]

Part 1/3 Kaeya, Diluc

Synopsis: “A mysterious phenomenon brought you and your s/o to an unfamiliar world: Pelican Town! Without the power of Visions, the two of you begin to learn the life of what it takes to be...a farmer?”

(DOMESTIC FARM LIFE YIP YIP)

Coming soon...

Albedo and Childe

Zhongli and Xiao

(A/N): So the brainrot was real in this one. I planned to add Albedo for a Mondstadt edition but kinda went overboard so I gotta split this one into parts too. Wordcount_almost 2k spspspsp

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Diluc

• Already has the whole year planned in his head. Literally if Diluc were to play this game, he'd have a booming farm within year ONE. Calm and collected through and through, though the new environment raises alot of questions, as long as you were still with him, Diluc ain't complaining

• The town welcomes you two with open arms. It was all thanks to the attire. Diluc wore his usual dark coat adorned with regal gold while you had a dress made of Liyue's finest silk, one that he bought for you. Needless to stay both of you reeked the aura of rich aristocrats (Mayor Lewis is pleased that greedy bastard)

• Once the farm was permitted to your owndership, Diluc began to think of ways to turn it into a vineyard. He was a businessman afterall. Although the staff back at the Dawn Winery were the ones who tended the field, Diluc still knew a few things about planting due to his childhood days Master Crepus would bring him out to their yard and demonstrated the process of gardening. He still remembers those days clearly, doing the very same this moment with you.

• Occasionally works at the Saloon bar. It was the perfect opportunity. As you took care of the farm side, Diluc continues to look for more ways to increase the income while gathering information from the folks around town. Gus LOVES to have him over, like he's just so efficient and reliable! They soon become good friends saying if Diluc were ever to own a wine stock, he would gladly buy from him.

• This is why Diluc would stay a little later due to just chatting with the people from the bar. One time you walked into the Saloon only to the front desk with Emily alone. Turns out the others were in the other room, too busy playing a game of pool. You decided to leave him be since it was rare to have Diluc so relaxed in leisure activities. Thus in the end, you spent your time chatting with Emily until a whole hour has passed before your lover notices and apologizes for losing track of time.

• Everything felt like a dream because it was his dream. To live a life undisturbed from chaos, his duties and the dangers that lurk in Teyvat, Diluc grew fond of the domesticity. There was nothing he loved more than to spend his hours by your side, day after day, returning home to your freshly handmade meals.

• Spring: Already up and early planting the parnersnips (I'm very soft for gardener Diluc you see). What do you expect from a workaholic? Even during his leisure time you would often find him near some plant as he does consider this hobby quite therapeutic. But when it rains, Diluc would be standing beside you with an arm around your shoulder, smiling contently as you lean into his touch. He gazes through the dripping window and silently admires the current progress you both made on the farm.

• Between the two annual spring festivities, I would say the flower dance. Diluc is a private man and would prefer to take things where no eyes were on sight. But with a little bit of nudging from Gus (your wingman), he gives in and leads you to the center stage. Elegant. Graceful. The way you two moved together became the talk of the event. Though, Diluc was already used to people staring by now, all he needed to do was to ignore them and keep his focus on you.

• Summer: No blankets in bed. Nope, its bloody hot in Pelican Town. He tends to stay indoors or anywhere with shade, in other words, his work hours in the Saloon increased.

• Diluc always has a nice cold drink prepared for you if by any chance you were to pay a visit after a whole day of labour. It's a habit he's made subconciously as if it would be a natural occurance for you to enter the door. His colleagues would ask him who did he make that drink for? Honestly so cute i cri

• Moments like these remind him of Mondstadt, where he quietly wipes the glasses while listening to you talk. Your voice is soothing. Sun rays peek from the side casting onto the umber tables, reflecting a rich golden light as the radio plays a soft song in the background. It's so peaceful, the town was small hence not many people visited the bar, Diluc came to appreciate this warm privacy (plus no Venti and Kaeya which is a huge pog realization).

• Autumn: Harvest time baby. The kegs are full and the sheds are full of kegs. This season was huge stonks and the house ended up getting an upgrade. Diluc is the type of man who wants to make sure that his spouse wouldn't have to work another day of her life. I reckon this is why he's so ambitious because he wants you to have the best and you deserve the best. (Husband material. Slap a ring on him ladies).

When there was no more work left to do, time would be spend peacefully exploring the woods. While you skipped a few steps ahead as the leaves crunched beneath your feets, Diluc follows slowly from behind. He sees your back but his eyes stares somewhere far beyond whats in front of him: His future. 

It was such a stark contrast to the one he envisioned before. One filled with uncertaintly, blocked by darkness with no silver lining in sight, endlessly wandering as he drags the claymore against the ground. There was never a day in which the Darknight hero wouldn't think of Mondstadt. Leaving the city in the incompetent hands of Ordo Favonious while Abyss Mages continue to lurk fuels him to find a way to return as soon as possible and yet...

"Higher big sis!" Jas tightens her hold on the ropes as you pushed the swing with all your might. She laughs, like a child, it was full of innocence and joy. Later Vincent came in and nugdes you, asking when his turn will come.

"You wanna go too? Alright alright don't worry," waiting for Jas to come down, you lift the boy up so that he was seated safely on the chair, "3..2..1 go!"

He wonders if he could just be a little selfish for once.

• Winter: Best man to have in this season. Every morning Diluc would find himself restricted in movements due to a pair of arms around his waist and legs entangled with yours. Turns out you've been doing it subconciously because he's just so warm (Diluc keeps it lowkey and pretends to sleep longer cuz of it)

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Kaeya

• Haha looks like the portal is gone, guess we'll be stuck forever :)). No kidding Kaeya would be so down to stay here for the rest of his life and the best part is to spend it with you. He doesn't show a shred of concern regarding Teyvat, not like he's easily shaken by events that are abnormal, but you can see that Kaeya is truly and genuinely happy. (You're stunned).

• Oho we also have this marvelous landscape just for the two of us? And a cozy little cabin to go along with it as well? This should be fun~ 

• Of course Kaeya would also know a few things about planting, just the basics since he did grow up with Diluc. When they were kids, Crepus would give each of them their own pots so they can grow their own plants. It eventually became a competitive thing where whoever's plant grows the fastest gets to eat the other person's dessert for a year (no one wins. They end up sabotaging each other which Diluc started first, thinking it'll be funny as a joke).

• You are, and will be going on dates with him. In fact, the amount of dates you two went on increased since then. The townspeople would call you two "lovebirds" since he's practically by your side 24/7. 

• I mean he doesn't have the responsibilities as a Cavalry Captain anymore so what else is there to do?

• Would attend all annual events no matter what season. 

• Evelyn constantly gushes how much of a wonderful pair you and Kaeya make and often is the one who provides Kaeya a fresh bouqet of flowers for him to use as a gift. George on the otherhand just rolled his eyes mumbling something along the lines of "youngsters these days" and "crazy hormones."

• Befriends Pam. Love for beer plus somewhat cynical attitude? They get along real swell! She starts sending some recipes into the mailbox of course saying if yall ever need a hand, let her know.

• Spring: I can see Kaeya be switching back and forth between caring for the farm or taking quests posted on Pierre's bulletin board. He likes to keep things interesting, learning the ways of the new world while also getting to know the people around town.

• Would NOT return Mayor Lewis' shorts in which he found in Marnie's room. It's such high quality blackmail material. Kaeya is currently plotting what is the best way to use it to his advantage.

• He didn't tell you of course.

• Summer: There are no blankets because he is your blanket. Since your cabin was small so was the bed. That's why he has to hold you so that no one falls off when rolling over. Either he hugs you with your nose close to his neck, or your back against his chest while spooning you or holding hands if sleeping on your sides became too much. Yall need a serious house upgrade.

• For some reason Kaeya becomes more energetic in the summer. He lets you rest in the shade while handling the farm work for the time being. If you guys got a pet it would be a cat. Hes the first one to refill their bowl every morning outside.

Another day passes as summer comes to an end, the town’s Mayor invited you and your lover to see the annual Dance Of the Moonlight Jellies. Kaeya being the opportunist was delighted to come along. Locking the door of your house, you follow him down the path and made your way to the beach.

Everyone from town was already gathered by the docks when the sun had disappeared down the horizon. You stood by his side in a space far from the others, watching  the candle boats set off to ride the waves, lighting up a small ray of light for creatures to find. 

“Wow,” your tone almost above a whisper, “If only our friends back home could see this too.”

“Perhaps,” he says. Kaeya slips his fingers into yours and you shot him a curious glance, “But let us enjoy this moment shall we? Just the two of us.”

And there they were. A sea of luminescence radiating colours of brilliant blue with hints of green like a city of laterns floating in a world below. Their image reflects in the star of Kaeya's eyes as he wonders, where would they go? Where would the light lead them? They were so free with nothing to worry, so serene just like the sea and unknowningly, he squeezes your hand. It was a sense for confirmation. One to remind him that this moment was indeed a reality he wishes to keep.

Autumn: Finally a house upgrade and a kitchen!! Because it was harvest season, you guys end up making a set of delicious meals with all the recipes the townspeople gave you. Kaeya can cook since he lived by himself back in Mondstadt. Most of the stuff he learned to make were food that can be accompanied by alcohol though...

• Ahah remember Mayor Lewis' lucky shorts? He found a use for them. It was displayed on the stands during the Stardew Valley Fair (Oh my how did this get here? Must be the wind). Ends up buying a Rarecrow for the farm when Lewis bribes him not to tell this to anyone.

Winter: This was mostly an indoor season for the both of you. With the existence of television, nights would be spent until morning while watching movies at the couch. A blanket drapes around your shoulders as extends to his.  Oh and don't forget the hot chocolate! 

[genshin-impact-writings]

I see you JJ I see you, I'm out of brainrots rn butttt here's a continuation for Childe's brainrot

"... Okay I did mention that I wasn't going to let you out of this bed till you rested but.." he can't help but laugh at the position both of you two are in. Your legs and arms wrapped around him while he lays on his back and you clinging onto him like a Koala mumbling something incoherently into his side.

"What did you say?" He asks coming closer to your face, you pout and open your lips to say what you said before, he however had a different plan. A squeak escapes you as you he presses his lips against yours completely taking you off guard.

"Hmhm.." He pulls away a smirk fitted on his face while he admires the blush resting on your cheek. His arms maneuvering itself, one to wrap around your waist while the other one on your cheek as he looks at you with adoration.

"I love moments like this.. well not as much as I love you of course." He jokes around kissing you again while pulling you closer to his chest, silently playing with your hair.

"I'm glad to be yours, just as much as I am grateful to have you as mine."

3 in a row.. damn JJ I think I took all your creativeness for an hour, but also I'm running out of childe ideas so uhhh.. give me like your top 3 or 5 so I have more to work with-

This is perfection. And fuel for my brainrot, lol.

Again, thank you so much for taking the time to write this down and send it to me. 🥺 Your messages really made my evening so much better! <3

[xiaowhore]

heyo!! same nonnie who cried over the 50/50 here, thank you for the luck! i only have enough for like maybe 10 pulls + another few by the time his banner ends, and if i don't get him then i have a guaranteed and imma save the absolute hell for the next character i want >:3

AND oh my god are u kidding me?? personally i am (still) very much obsessed with ur otome game au,,, i think i first encountered it like,,, 3 or 4 months ago?? idk the pandemic has messed up my sense of time but !!! point is, it's been stuck in my mind rent free,,,

i'm a sucker for otome aus of any fandom and so your post is like a gigantic brainrot fuel jziwkzjejdnw

idk abt the others but I'M definitely looking forward to kazuha’s route! (sorry if i frequently send in asks, btw,,, i love interacting with authors on anon. pls lmk if this gets annoying!)

i just hope you get the character you want next time even if it isn't kazuha :'c f2p life is endless saving,,, im f2p myself (managing 2 accounts cuz more chances of getting the character i want but i actually only do dailies + events with primos and never spend resin in 2nd acc :p) and i remember when i had that xiao simp phase where i was stubbornly restraining myself from wishing at the limited banner to prepare for 180 pulls at xiao's rate up l m a o never again

that aside,,, its actually a surprise to me people still recognize the otome game au when i posted it ages ago :'D which makes me very happy, but also very confused- if it managed to stick to your mind even after a few months, then that makes me super glad hehe

+ NEVER DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS ANNOYING OMG you're really sweet and nice to talk to. i like interacting with anons too :>>

[tea-with-veth]

Hi there! My headcanon has always very adamantly been wilbur and techno as biological twins, which means I have to prefer techno as phil’s son rather than his friend. However, your dual blades fic absolutely RUINED me in the best way possible. I literally put my head in my hands after I finished. Wonderful job <3

Honestly, I’m a HUGE “Wilbur and Techno as twins,” fan and I’m even more of a sucker for “Phil adopted the boys without meaning to” stories, but there’s something so powerful about the idea that Techno and Phil’s relationship was borne out of their time on the battlefield together. It’s reflected in their current relationship in the SMP (like when Techno tells Phil he’s the only friend he has left--AGHHH) and it brings a lot of weight to their undying loyalty to one another (and pretty much only one another). I’m just so soft over them, and Tumblr has definitely been fueling my brainrot. 

I’m so incredibly glad you enjoyed the fic!!!! It means a lot to me that I have an audience who enjoys reading my writing as much as I enjoy writing it. Thank you for taking the time to send me such a lovely gift :) 

[sondepoch]

🥺 anon

you’re gonna make my cry i can’t believe you turned the little brainrot i had into something so beautiful and tender!! this means more to me than you know and i will store it and cherish it in a corner of my mind forever 🥲 thank YOU for writing this you are sweetness and ilysm!!!!

artem = angst it’s so true. don’t even get me started on the role reversal ver of this fic 😭 my guy is just too easy to hurt bless his heart

it must suck to love writing but not having the energy to do it :/// i know you have an infinite number of fic ideas and i’m always so excited to hear them (yes i’m still thinking about that thoma one you talked about before),,, i wish i could just scrape them out of your brain smh. i’m sending you all the creative fuel but if i catch you forcing yourself to write at the expense of your health i will throw hands at u <333

no no YOU're going to make me cry 🥺🥺i'm so so happy that you liked it!! it means a lot to me, esp since you were basically the person i wrote it for <3

but yeahhh omg the writer's block is real. it doesn't help that my health is poor too so i can't maintain my energy throughout the day :\ by the time i get home from school i'm just. so exhausted. and then between homework and my job it honestly feels like i have no time whatsoever to write. i can't tell if my blog is just dying rn or if majority of my followers have also been busy but it's also lowkey beginning to feel less and less worth it like i am solely doing kinktober to be "active" in fandoms and it's killing me slowly 😭😭

[astridthevalkyrie]

What's your SNK story, how you got into it, etc? Also, whose your favorite character? *lol sorry I accidentally unfollowed you trying to send a dm hah* anyway, thanks for sharing the love!

ooh, thanks for asking! and don’t worry about it :)

so like, the beginning beginning, because i actually remember when i first heard about it, was when the anime first came out and i was a wee middle schooler in private school. a few girls in my holy book class were into it and would talk about it a lot, and i remember being like “oh, is it interesting, what is it about?”

and i remember getting the most dubious look and being told “it’s about giant monsters splitting people in half and then eating them, you probably wouldn’t like it” or something along those lines and i was like....yeah they’re right i probably wouldn’t lmao i hate violent stuff, so yeah, never watching that ever.

fast forward like eight years and i meet up with my cousin in december, and he convinces me, my sister and his own sister to give it a shot and binge watch the first season. he said that now that the fourth season was coming out (which even i had seen on netflix, my dad and i watched the trailer and understood none of it), he wanted to rewatch all of it anyways. it took a lot of persuading on my part because i still don’t particularly like violence and gory stuff, but i usually choose stuff we watch together so i kinda felt guilty and agreed. and so we watched the first two episodes that night.

after the first, i was like, this is good, this is intriguing, but i have anxiety and intrusive thoughts and the smiling titan gave me the heebie jeebies. since i had watched it with other people, though, a lot of my nerves were soothed. and then after the second, i was like oh no. oh no, this is gonna be a thing. they’ve joined the military. and for someone who’s pretty anti-military in real life, i’m ridiculously weak for military stories and interesting characters. and i’m especially weak for survival and humanity stories.

we ended up binge watching the first season within a couple of days but held off on watching more because i decided this was something my dad would like, so i planned to show it to him when we got home and then we would watch it together after that. turns out my dad is absolutely terrible at watching stuff without being irritating (he’s bored in any scene without titans??) so i ended up watching most of it myself. all in all,  i obviously enjoyed it a lot.

and my favorite character is, embarrassingly and by a lot, levi. he was the only character i had heard of before starting the show, although i knew he wasn’t the main. i had just seen so many fanfics about him back when i was active in the big four fandom, since half the aot fandom had been the levi fandom at one point. when we were watching, i kept teasing my cousin that if levi didn’t show up in the next episode, i was going to stop watching, but in general me, my sister and my cousin’s sister built up so much hype around him that when he finally showed up we got pretty excited. even still, he wasn’t my favorite and i was pretty confused on how people liked him because in season 1 his animation is kinda weird and then in season 2 he just wasn’t there at all. i guess absence makes the heart grow fonder though, because i watched a single episode of season 3, watched him scream “kennyyyyyy” and immediately was like “oh <3 hi boo <3 i love you <3″ and then proceeded to write 75,000 words for him in the following months LMAO i haven’t written this much in ages, he pulled me out of like a two year long funk.

also a side note but even before we started watching the show my cousin showed me this same edit of levi like ten times, claiming "this man is so fine" and my cousin is a straight guy which makes that very funny. anyway, that edit is in my favorites now.

that’s not to say i’m not invested in the other characters, i think about all the trios so much, especially since they’re all so angsty. i particularly love eren, mikasa (my second fav because i’m basic like that), jean, annie, bertholdt, hange, gabi, pieck and the others who aren’t as up there are still like. on my mind constantly. it helps that my sister’s so into it, she fuels the brainrot. over the past few weeks, we’ve wasted several hours talking about aot per day, so that should tell you how bad it is.

this was so much longer than it had to be i’m sorry i just got excited. but tldr, my cousin got me into it and my favorite character is captain germaphobe!

[yoshkeii]

Beel is so pretty in such a way I can’t describe he’s so. Idek. It’s not like asmo pretty where it’s a physical thing like yes he’s cute we love him for it but he’s just. such a nice character I really love him anyway thank you for fueling my brainrot

i can send more ideas if you like them I’m glad you do because it’s all the stuff that I don’t know how to write myself 😅😅

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Beel is just everything. I totally understand the feeling as thats how I am with Mammon,,, always just that one character thats just <3 and ofc !! please dont be afraid to plague me with y’alls own brainrot too- but either way my inbox is always open to any lil asks as well~

just if offering a request it’ll take longer since i looove to format those as proper posts.