#that is their snephew

[emostunttwink]

nai: we made this 🥹

vash: we made this 😰

aka solidifying ur brusband’s (brother&husband) resolve to repopulate the planet with you 💚

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

I saw the ask someone sent you about your Zhuzhi-Lang fic and I am fascinated, there are seriously not enough works about him! I’m curious, how does Zhuzhi-Lang end up obtaining human form without Tianlang-Jun?

(^trying desperately to speak normally and not just scream in incoherent excitement about the concept of the fic)

hehe thank you!! i havent written that part out fully yet but im thinking he gets an artefact (necklace?) that turns the wearer human from Madame Meiyin, specifically because he realizes baby binghe is getting older and he wont be able to protect him in his true form anymore without rousing suspicion from humans. he goes off to look for said artefact, takes a while to find it, and then when he gets back to whisk binghe and his mom away with his shiny new human appearance, it turns out she has died and binghe has run off to Cang Qiong 🥺😂

[cursed-angelic-art]

You're an rpf shipper who loves reading porn about a dead celebrity and his irl student (who was widely known to hate the guy).

You find out that the alive half of your ship is your long-lost son!

You decide to fight him and start an interdimensional conflict...for reasons.

You find out that the dead half of your ship came back to life, yay!

You try to set your undead blorbo up with your creepy virgin snephew (snake nephew)

Things don't go to plan. Your snephew dies.

Congrats, congrats, congrats! Your OTP is irl canon! Who knows how we got here!

Your OTP also kinda hates you on a personal level. They're probably not gonna let you see the grandkids.

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Just wanted to share a picture of my snephew (snake nephew) Snakespeare the corn snake!

He's so adorable!!

[ciitrinitas]

gonna see my snephew, my adorable four(-ish)-feet-long snephew. 🎶

[calebwittebane]

hollow mind was the worst day in hunters life like not only did he find out about philip being a witch hunter who wants everyone to die asap and not only [insert explanation of the absolutely horrifying deal with the grimwalkers i mean where do i even begin. like its legitimately so fucked up] he also had to discover philip had been hiding a DIFFERENT BOY from him who is SPECIALER gets to hang out with him ALL THE TIME and gets to say rude jokes and be a little shit to him CONSEQUENCE-FREE. like oh okay i see how it is i go through all this bullshit for you i try to be the best snephew (son+nephew) and golden guard even though you treat me like garbage and im not even yr most specialest snephew (son+nephew) of the season huh. like i already suspected i was replaceable but now it turns out that even during the short miserable time im given im not the specialest. well sure go ahead go hang out with your REAL son we’ll see how that turns out for you mhm we’ll see <- heartbroken, suffering, going through it in every possible way, thinking there must be something wrong with him, blaming himself for everything

[francy-sketches]

I don't think Jaime will ever see his children again and that it will probably a rather important plot point in his story. He could've returned to take care of Tommen once Cersei was captured by the Faith (as he said he'd like to do in Feast) but he didn't because his spite for her was that much more relevant (one could also argue that him going back to KL would've been too dangerous in amidst of the High Sparrow ruling the city, but I don't even think that went through his head)...

true but also I think It'd be neat if at least one of his kids died in his arms for The Dramatics™

[tsuyokuma]

MISC. MAYU —  FRIEND ART.

the ‘starving mom and her dying son’ con. it gets ‘em almost every time. ft. mitsuki & made by gar ! ( @ajisaai​​​ )

[dogpantry]

SATURN @spacesnek

[jinzoutsuki]

›     starter,     @tsuyokuma​.

“   auntie.  i’ve retrieved several wallets,  like you asked,  but it should be fair that i keep some of them.   ”     they hold out three to her,  keeping two in the other hand.  they neglect to mention the five that they have swallowed to spit back up later.  sneaky.

[dads-back-from-the-store]

Yo dad, (can I call you dad?) how do I come out to my family who have been openly homophobic and transphobic in the past? I don’t want to shock them or get myself excommunicated but unfortunately it’s looking like it might play out that way. I want to come out, being closeted isn’t for me, but if I’m so worried about how it may affect others, should I even come out?

Thanks, I hope you’re having a lovely day

(For context I’m openly bisexual, which they’ve been pretending isn’t a thing, and I’ve recently started to explore my gender identity further and have started identifying as trans nb. I also love my family, even though they’re offensive and highly dysfunctional to say the least, and I’m afraid of ruining my relationship with my family members by making this part of me known)

I’ve had a really hard time with situations like these, so I’m sorry if the help I give you isnt what you’re looking for. also, yeah! you can call me that :)

you should come out, but make sure you’re absolutely ready. It’s normal to feel a bit of anxiety before coming out, but if you’re feeling scared, paranoid, sad, overwhelmed, please wait a bit.

first, some tips:

* don’t come out during an argument, the environment needs to be calm

* give your family a bit of time after coming out, because even with accepting parents it’s not common that they won’t be shocked or take a bit to come around.

- - especially with gender stuff, it may take a tiny bit for them to start using your name and pronouns but that’s entirely normal. just let them know that they need to be trying, and maybe set a certain amount of time for when they need to get their shit together. I know someone with a non-binary snephew (that’s what they call them, bc there’s no gender neutral niece/nephew) and they basically came out, then said that their family had a year to get everything together/start using their name and pronouns. u don’t have to do that though, it’s just a suggestion :)

anyways, moving on

* it may or may not be easier to separately come out to one person in your family at a time, you could come out to everyone at once but it mat be very hard to communicate with room

now some steps on how to come out:

* make sure you’re somewhat calm, even if you’re anxious keep your head high. if you feel overwhelmed or sad, wait a bit.

now

* first tell them your identity, it may cause shock/anger at first; but introducing the conversation with an explanation of your identities probably won’t peak their interest, and they’ll brush you off (you mentioned they were homophobic and transphobic)

* calm the room, explain that they need to listen to you

* explain what your identities are and what your identities mean

* explain what your sexuality means to you

ex:

(“I can’t change who I like,” “this is who I am,” “the same way you can’t choose who you’re attracted to, I can’t either,” etc

* now explain your gender identity. I put this in a different bullet point because it’s a lot more complex. I’m not sure whether you’re dysphoric or not, but every trans person experiences gender on a psychological level; so use that to your advantage. It is very helpful to compare your identity to theirs.

examples (for some reason these sound slightly aggressive so just know I’m writing them in a calm way);

“you know how besides from your body, you know you’re a (insert gender here) in your mind? I’m the same way. I know I’m non-binary, my body just doesn’t match.”

in response to “you need to love yourself for who you are”; “but you need to love me for who I am first, because I’m non-binary. im trying to love myself for who I’ve discovered I am, not for who I used to be. you need to do the same.”

“I’m not confused, I came out because I know who I am and I want you to know who I am too.”

I hope that helped!! sorry if my advice is bad or incoherent, I’m really spaced out today. but I hope have a nice day :)

[emostunttwink]

merry christmas! i drew a family portrait from our KV modern au for my partner this year and i can finally share 💚

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

one of my toxic author traits is that when im working on one project i put the wips for every other idea or draft i have while writing it in the same document

[dxmain]

How huggable is snephew (-• •-)

so if you disregard the sliminess of snails, right? (which even then I think I would tolerate it after a certain point.) he’d be so huggable. we’ve been over this, I’m sure, or at least I did where I’m even willing to hug unn and monomon if they’d so let me. snephew is like. rotund, but not so much that you can’t give him a proper embrace, you know? like you can wrap your arms around enough of him, and I’m sure he’d be willing to return it slimily while he laughs or hums delightedly... granted he’d be awfully cool to the touch as well but. h

[musaics]

"i know what it's like to be dead. it's pretty fun." sorry anko your snephew is malfunctioning.  from @ajisaai​.  This might’ve been a meme but idk. Gar was this a meme

“Fun, huh? Maybe for you.  Yer young; You haven’t fu— Messed up, a lot.  Yet. It was probably puppies and rainbows for you on the other side.”

It’s all said lightly and nonchalantly; She doesn’t actually believe that he’s been dead before.  Or, well, she doesn’t want to believe he’s been dead before.  She knew who his parent was— She knew what risks may come with having that one as a parent.  For in a way, Orochimaru had been a parent to her in her younger years.  Caring for her.  Guiding her.  Teaching her many things about being a Shinobi.  Teaching her the beauty of both the natural world and unnatural sciences. But also teaching her pain, shame, and almost death.

Wait, fuck— It was quite possible Mitsuki had experienced death at some point. Shit.

Anko stiffens, full attention now on the small stature before her.  She tries to keep her expression relaxed and non-chalant, but her voice is a dead giveaway of her concern.  “Heh..  You’re just kiddin’, right?”

[hiss-and-vinegar]

Your snephew, Katsu?

🐍 A DEAR BOY! GIRL? SNAKE. 

🐍 I WASN’T SURE ABOUT HOW THEY IMMEDIATELY INSISTED UPON REFERRING TO ME AS THEIR UNCLE, BUT, THEY HAVE GROWN ON ME SOMEWHAT. THEY TOOK CARE OF MY EGGS WHEN NO ONE ASKED THEM TO! 

🐍 WHICH WASN’T REALLY A FEAT, THE LESS TIME I HAD TO BE AROUND THE EGGS DURING MY SHEDDING PERIOD, THE BETTER.