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“All I had were nevers before you. Now, you’re my happily ever after.”

Happily Ever Never, an all-new steamy Montgomery Ink Legacy novella from New York Times bestselling author Carrie Ann Ryan is available now!

New York Times bestselling author Carrie Ann Ryan returns to the Montgomery Ink world with a blind date romance between two unlikely strangers.

I love falling in love. Only I’m the worst at it.

My friends call me a serial first dater and I can’t blame them. All I want is a happy ever after, yet all I find are happy ever nevers.

This is my last chance. After this set up with my friend’s tattoo artist, I’m done. No more dating. No more chances.

If I don’t fall in love with Leo Johnson, I’ll give up on dating. Even if it shatters my dreams in the process.

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Was it me? The common denominator was me. Maybe I just wasn’t good at first dates. Perhaps I needed to get over myself and ignore the NO column completely. After all, I was nervous on first dates. On the other hand, maybe my dates were, too, and that was why everything ended up going horribly wrong. In fact, the only first date I’d had recently that had been nice, albeit without sparks, had ended up being with my new employer—my friend currently in love with one of my best friends. That wasn’t awkward at all. “As for paying my half of the bill…I just want to get out of here. Not that I don’t love the food. You guys do make an amazing bisque.” “We do. Will we see you soon?” the hostess asked, then cringed. “With your friends,” she amended. I smiled, nodded, and waved, ignoring the twinge in my chest. She likely assumed I would be here again for another first date that would inevitably crash and burn. There was that one time the guy bailed on me. Or the time another had shown up with his four kids—which was fine when I assumed it was a childcare issue. But no, he’d wanted to go on a date with his wife, needed a babysitter, and thought I could do it since I was sitting alone at the next table over. There was the time the man showed up, grinned at me, and ended up arrested on a bench warrant halfway through the hors d’oeuvres. At another restaurant, my date had tried to grope me under the table before we could even finish introducing ourselves. Then there was the other married guy. And the widower who cried in my arms as I cried with him, holding him as the waitstaff walked around us, nervously wondering what to do. That one had broken my heart. I still talked to him and had even introduced him to his new wife, a soft and sweet woman who wasn’t the first person he’d tried to date after his late wife passed. I had been through my share of first dates. And I hated it. I got to my car and checked my phone for the time. “Six-thirty p.m. That’s a new record for me.” I rolled my eyes and started my car, heading out of the parking lot. With a sigh, I saw a familiar lit sign and smiled. I did not want to go home. I didn’t want to watch TV, read a book, or study the latest articles and research for my field. I didn’t want to prep for my day with Luke, the little boy that I adored and cared for during the day. I didn’t want to focus on my childcare management classes or the lessons I would be teaching at upcoming seminars. I didn’t want to do any of that. So, instead, I pulled into the parking lot of Montgomery Ink Legacy, turned off the car, and hoped to see a familiar face or two. Some days when I came here, I even brought Luke since he loved to see the man I knew would one day be his stepfather.

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"Dante Crowne will ruin you for filthy hot alphas who just need a little love." --Jana Aston, New York Times Bestselling Author

Crowne Rules, a scorching hot, close-proximity, contemporary romance from New York Times bestselling author C.D. Reiss is available for ZERO PENNIES for a very limited time!

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Years ago we spent seven minutes in a closet. Now Dante Crowne and I are hidden away in his remote cottage. And he wants much more than seven minutes. He wants everything. With the paparazzi hot on her heels, Mandy Bettencourt is desperate for a place to hide, and her best friend has just the place. It’s perfect. No Internet. No phone. A deep bathtub she’s soaking in when HE shows up. Her best friend’s brother, Dante Crowne. Rich as a cardinal sin and handsome enough to piss off the devil. A man with a reputation for unforgettable bedroom games. From those seven minutes in a closet, Mandy can tell you, the rumors are all true. Dante knows he’s got a reputation for a lot of things, but there’s a beautiful socialite in his bathtub, and the memory of those seven minutes isn’t inspiring him to kick her out. So he offers her a deal. If she wants to stay, she has to work. If she makes a mistake, she’s corrected with pink hand marks on her backside. That’s the deal. Beg for it or leave it. He’s surprised when she gets on her knees, and he’s even more surprised when she likes the punishment. The most shocking thing, though, is how much he’s starting to like her. But they can’t stay in paradise forever. Los Angeles awaits. But an old nemesis sets his sights on tearing them apart, and Dante may be the one left begging. --- **Crowne Rules is a complete STANDALONE. You don’t have to read any of the Crowne Brothers books to pick this up, but you might want to once you’re done with Dante.**

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COLTON CROWNE The ne'er-do-well brother who blew his inheritance returns to his family with his pockets out and no plan whatsoever. He's living in Byron and Olivia's guest house and after one party too many they've laid down the law. No guests or he can get the hell out. He's offered a golden opportunity. Produce Cheryy Candyy's first single. She's got a voice like a handful of rocks and a personality like a box of razor blades, but there's no man more overconfident than a Crowne brother. Cherryy (AKA Susan) wishes Colton would fall into a trapdoor in the floor. But she needs him too. All she ever wanted to do was fulfill her mother's legacy and become a singer. But why is she doing it in a garage with this asshole? And why does she have to sneak around his double-asshole brother?

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FREE. CROWNE RULES by CD Reiss Crowne Rules, a scorching hot, close-proximity, contemporary romance from New York Times bestselling author C.D. Reiss is available for ZERO PENNIES for a very limited time! Grab your FREE read today! Amazon: https://amzn.to/3DftB2G Amazon Worldwide: https://mybook.to/crownerules Years ago we spent seven minutes in a closet. Now Dante Crowne and I are hidden away in his remote cottage. And he wants much more than seven minutes. He wants everything. With the paparazzi hot on her heels, Mandy Bettencourt is desperate for a place to hide, and her best friend has just the place. It's perfect. No Internet. No phone. A deep bathtub she's soaking in when HE shows up. Her best friend's brother, Dante Crowne. Rich as a cardinal sin and handsome enough to piss off the devil. A man with a reputation for unforgettable bedroom games. From those seven minutes in a closet, Mandy can tell you, the rumors are all true. Dante knows he's got a reputation for a lot of things, but there's a beautiful socialite in his bathtub, and the memory of those seven minutes isn't inspiring him to kick her out. So he offers her a deal. If she wants to stay, she has to work. If she makes a mistake, she's corrected with pink hand marks on her backside. That's the deal. Beg for it or leave it. He's surprised when she gets on her knees, and he's even more surprised when she likes the punishment. The most shocking thing, though, is how much he's starting to like her. But they can't stay in paradise forever. Los Angeles awaits. But an old nemesis sets his sights on tearing them apart, and Dante may be the one left begging. --- **Crowne Rules is a complete STANDALONE. You don't have to read any of the Crowne Brothers books to pick this up, but you might want to once you're done with Dante.** Reserve your copy of Lost Crowne! Amazon: https://amzn.to/3L96OaN Amazon Worldwide: https://mybook.to/lostcrowne COLTON CROWNE The ne'er-do-well brother who blew his inheritance returns to his family with his pockets out and no plan whatsoever. He's living in Byron and Olivia's guest house and after one party too many they've laid down the law. No guests or he can get the hell out. He's offered a golden opportunity. Produce Cheryy Candyy's first single. She's got a voice like a handful of rocks and a personality like a box of razor blades, but there's no man more overconfident than a Crowne brother. Cherry (AKA Susan) wishes Colton would fall into a trapdoor in the floor. But she needs him too. All she ever wanted to do was fulfill her mother's legacy and become a singer. But why is she doing it in a garage with this asshole? And why does she have to sneak around his double-asshole brother?

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ranelatogo · 2 years

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Watch these series to learn German

Language learners have plenty of options when it comes to studying German online, whether you’re looking to study with an instructor or self-study on your own. However, if you’re trying to find the best way to learn German online, it can be a tad difficult to opt for the right course! This guide helps you sift through the plethora of options and choose the best series for learning German online, whether you're just starting with German or want to move up from beginner level to intermediate or advanced classes.

Some Famous TV series about learning German – Make a list of some famous TV series in German to learn German language online. There is an abundance of great shows to choose from and you should start by choosing a series you’re familiar with, or that fits your interests. If you’re having trouble finding a good one, don’t worry! I just made a list that should make it easy for you to find something.

Perfume

The book, Perfume, was written by Patrick Süskind in 1985. The novel was quickly translated into other languages and was turned into a film in 2006. Shortly after its release, it became very popular worldwide. Since then, it has also been adapted for television. This series is as good for learning German as opting for live online German classes. There have been several German TV series since then and even today there is an ongoing series called Perfume 2018. This is a drama in German that is being aired on various online platforms like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, and Sky.

Kitz

Kitz 2021 is a TV series in German. It follows a group of football fans who take over their town’s club, based in Kitzbühel, Austria. This is perfect for learners as you’ll hear spoken German regularly with subtitles in English available. The only downside is that Kitz 2021 can only be streamed on Amazon Prime Video and Netflix—so if you don’t have an account already, now would be a good time to sign up!

Criminal Germany

Police procedural in German: German Detective Inspector Daniel Morgenstern speaks fluent German. When he’s called upon to investigate a body found near a forest outside Frankfurt, he can’t believe his ears when told it was murdered in an entirely different language. But that’s exactly what he discovers as his case progresses—the victim was speaking Italian when she died.

What are the perks of learning German?

You might be tempted to think that learning German is just a way of passing time or something that you’ll want or need at one point in your life. You may wonder whether it’s worth all the work and effort that it requires.

If so, let me tell you some of the perks of learning German – there are plenty!

First, being able to speak the language will give you more opportunities throughout your entire life. If you learn German from the best online German language course providers like Latogo, more doors will open up for you.

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"Everything amazing about a small town romance...family, secrets, old wounds, unforgettable connections, plus the sweetest love story that had my heart soaring. An absolute must read! Addie and Beckett were magic together!"–A.L. Jackson New York Times Bestselling Author

Hidden Waters, an all-new touching and heartfelt friends to lovers, small-town romance from bestselling author Catherine Cowles, is now available!

My family tried to break me. But, somehow, I made it out alive, even though the wounds from that survival are forever carved into my bones. Now, my only wish is for…normal. To know what it’s like to have friends, a job, a home.

The last thing I want is for my new roommate to see the scars I’m so desperate to keep hidden, especially not the ruggedly handsome man who steals my breath and sends my heart into overdrive.

But something tells me that Beckett has demons, too. I see it in the shadows haunting his gorgeous eyes and the way he looks at me with gentle understanding.

As our unlikely friendship becomes so much more, forces from my life slink out of the shadows. And we could both lose everything we’ve fought so hard for—down to our very last breaths…

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“You deserved so much better.”

“I’m getting it. I’m making that beautiful life now. And I’ll appreciate it so much more because of what I’ve been through.”

It wasn’t enough for me. It never would be. But I admired how Addie could view her past. I struggled not to hold her too tightly. The urge to burn the world down around me was too strong. I wasn’t good the way Addie was. I still wanted to start with Allen.

“Beckett,” she whispered against my ear. “I’m okay. It doesn’t hurt. The skin is ugly but—”

I reared back. “Nothing about you is ugly.”

Her cheeks flamed. “It is. It’s just facts. I don’t care. There are so many more important things.”

“Show me.” I was already climbing to my feet.

“W-what?”

“Show me.”

Addie stood shakily. “I don’t want you to see it.”

My gaze locked with hers. I poured everything I was feeling into that one look. “Please.”

She didn’t say anything for a moment, searching my face for something. Then she nodded and turned around. Slowly, so painfully slowly, she unbuttoned her blouse. When she was done, she simply stood there, not lowering the shirt. Her ribs expanded and contracted in ragged breaths. Then she let the fabric fall to the floor.

Angry slashes crisscrossed her back. They were varying tones, shapes, and depths. In that moment, I knew Allen had done this to her over and over. My hands fisted so tightly I was in danger of breaking a knuckle.

I moved closer and then sank to my knees again. “It’s just me.” My hands went to Addie’s hips. She gave a slight jolt. I stilled. “You okay?” She nodded, the movement jerky, her breaths ragged. I slowly swept my thumb across a patch of raised skin. Then I bent forward, my lips going to the worst of the scars. I ghosted them over the flesh that had been torn apart but had come back together stronger than it had been before.

“Beauty in the strength that carried you through. Beauty in how you refused to be broken. Beauty that you never let yourself become cruel like him. Addie, there isn’t a thing about you that isn’t beautiful.”

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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: The Complete First Season, a review

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(Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit unprofessional blog post written by an unprofessional blog poster. All purported facts and statement are little more than the subjective, biased opinion of said blog poster. In other words, don’t take anything I say too seriously.)

Just the facts 'Cause you're in a Hurry!

Manufacturer’s Suggested Retail Price (MSRP): 12 USD.

Digital Copy (MSRP): 20 USD

How much I paid: 33 USD for both the digital and physical copy (This was when the physical copy cost more).

Animation Studio: David Productions

Licensed and Localized by: Viz Media

Audio: Japanese Audio with Subtitles and English Dub available.

English Cast: Johnny Yong Bosch as Jonathan Joestar, Michelle Ruff as Erina, Patrick Seitz as Dio Brando, Ben Diskin as Joseph Joestar, Wendee Lee as Lisa Lisa, Stephanie Sheh as Suzie Q.

Number of Episodes: 26 Episodes

Length per Episode: 25 Minutes on average. 21 Without Intro and Ending song.

Number of Discs: 3 DVD Discs in Total.

Episodes per Disc: Episodes 1 through 9 on Disc one. Episodes 10 through 19 on Disc two. Episodes 20 through 26 on Disc Three.

Also on: Amazon Video and Crunchyroll, a free streaming service with ads.

Bonus Features: Textless Openings, Textless Ending and Trailers for other Licensed Shows.

Notable Localization Changes: Because Parts 1 and 2 are set in early parts of Britain and America, the characters all adopt thick British accents, particularly Jonathan, Erina and Joseph.

My Personal Biases: I didn’t have any experience with the Jojo Franchise until I came across JStars Victory Vs.

My Verdict: Call it Bizarre. Call it out of this world. Call it slightly homoerotic. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, even before the introduction of Stands was an entertaining ride that included vampires, mad German scientists, Pillar Men and Breathing techniques in a steal of a 12 dollar package. If you haven’t picked this up yet, do yourself a favor and check it out!

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure The Complete First Season, a review

In 2012, David Productions took Hirihiko Araki’s manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and adapted it into what would be a worldwide phenomenon. The manga had been adapted previously into a series of OVAs (Original Video Animation) that only covered the most popular part, Stardust Crusaders. The anime starts right from the beginning and begins from the manga’s origins as well as the original character. Unlike other Shounen Manga, the Jojo series is infamous for (among other things) having multiple protagonists each being the different lead in a ‘Part’. For the first part, the protagonist or ‘Jojo’ is Johnathan Joestar while the second part has its protagonist in the form of Joseph Joestar.

I’m going to split this review between the first part, Phantom Blood and the second part, Battle Tendency.

Part 1: Phantom Blood

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In 19th Century England, two very different boys are born into two very different families. Jonathan Joestar is the son of a rich nobleman and known for his kind nature and politeness, but isn’t so much useful in a fight. Dio Brando is born to an alcoholic father and despite his prodigy, he is most likely destined to a life of poverty, had Dio’s Father, Dario have a debt owed to him by Jonathan’s father, George. (This is because George Joestar mistakenly thought Dario saved his life when in actually Dario was in the vicinity trying to rob George’s corpse). In an attempt to pay off the debt, George adopts Dio into his family.

I know a lot of people gloss over the first part because it’s not what made the main core of the series, but there’s still a lot of fun to be had if you let it.

Dio torments and bullies Jonathan by killing his dog, stealing his father’s affection and even kissing the girl Jonathan fancies, Erina. But as the step-brothers grow older and older, they’re prepared to do battle for one another while Jonathan still maintains his gentle nature. However, when George takes ill because of Dio’s poisoning, Dio dons a very interesting Aztec mask that turns him into a Vampire. George, unfortunately, dies in the middle of the battle.

Using his wits, Jonathan sets his childhood home on fire and sets Dio ablaze. Jonathan comes out burned but alive. As Erina helps Jonathan recover from his injuries, a strange man confronts the two of them.

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Zeppeli tells Jonathan that Dio not only survived the incident but has come back and is building an army of vampires. Zeppeli offers to teach Jonathan Hamon, the ability to use one’s breath to stir up the energy inside in order to imbue attacks with sunlight energy in the hopes of vanquishing Dio once and for all.

(Yes, the fact that the same voice performers who played Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki with thick British accents amuses me greatly.)

Though short, the series does have fun action scenes (including one fight with a chain).

Through his chivalrous spirit and quick wits, Jonathan defeats Dio.

Jonathan and Erina finally get married, but all is not well on their cruise to America. The disembodied head of Dio still remains and is causing havoc with its tentacles and laser eyes. Realizing Dio is too great a threat to go unchecked, Jonathan ensures the safety of the other passengers, including his newlywed Erina, and destroys the ship and him along with it.

And so, Jonathan sacrifices himself to save the world from Dio. Erina survives and lives in America.

Viz Media and BangZoom did the localization of the show and for the most part, it sticks closely to the Japanese Script. However, because the show is set in 19th century, BangZoom told everyone to adopt thick, British accents.

And it’s bloody hysterical. At times, I thought I was watching a BBC documentary intercut with a battle shounen.

I don’t know if Patrick Seitz can ever measure up to Takehito Koyasu’s legendary take on the character, but he makes a game effort of it. While Seitz’s voice doesn’t differ too much from his other role, the energy and performance are worthy enough (at least to me) to compare with his Japanese counterpart.

Johnny Yong Bosch is as Johnny Yong Bosch as he’ll ever be. He’s not bad as Johnathan but you can tell he’s struggling both under the accent and giant with a heart of gold persona. It’d be one thing if he were playing an edgy teenager like Ichigo Kurosaki or a kid like Renton Thurston but he’s caught in the role that might’ve been suited to someone else.

Keith Silverstein (who also voiced Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter) is having a grand old time as Robert Speedwagon. Marc Diraison (who voiced Guts in Beserk and ‘Zolo’ in the 4kids dub of One Piece) shows genuine emotion as George Joestar. Also, can we just give a hand to Michelle Ruff? I know she’s done a lot of roles, including ones from Ayako Kawasumi (such as Saber from Fate/Stay Night and Chikane Himemiya from Kannazuki no Miko) but she plays a great Erina both young and old.

With the end of Part 1 and the closing of Jonathan’s story, we move onto Part 2.

Part 2: Battle Tendency

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So, it’s 1928, New York. We follow a black boy named Smokey Robinson as he’s being hassled by the police for being a pickpocket. Before this turns into a docudrama on the History Channel, a six foot stranger with a British accent appears.

Here we meet the Jojo of this story arc, Joseph Joestar, grandson of Jonathan and Erina.

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(Yes, I find the fact that Joseph is played by the same voice performer as Kids Next Door’s Nigel Uno extremely hysterical. He’s even using the same voice!)

But all’s not well in New York. Joseph encounters a vampire that’s somehow resistant to Hamon.

With the rise of Vampires that are somewhat resistant to Hamon as well as the strange disappearance of Mr. Speedwagon, Joeseph sets off on a trip that will take him all over the world from the scorching hot deserts of South America to the beautiful city of Venice and even over a Volcano. The conspiracy leads to the awakening of the Pillar Men, ancient Aztec warriors who are bent on destroying humanity unless Joeseph can team up with the grandson of Zeppilli and stop them once and for all. Kars, however, might be the most difficult opponent of all and when he transforms into an ultimate superbeing capable of not being harmed by Hamon or Sunlight, Joespeh’s wits are put to the limit.

Here we get a distinct difference between the two protagonists. While Jonathan was honorable, kind and courteous, Joseph is devious, scheming and a bit of a trickster.

I really love Joseph. In fact, through parts 1 through 6, he’s probably my favorite of the protagonists. See, Joseph is constantly pitted against more experienced enemies that have a physical advantage over him. Joseph overcomes this by tricking and deceiving his opponents. Sometimes, his bluffs work because of his cleverness. Other times, he’s just damn lucky. Joseph likes to predict his opponent’s next line, say it and basically outsmart them.

At times, Joseph is willing to make a complete idiot out of himself, just for a moment’s opportunity to trick his foe. Such as dressing up in women’s clothing and bribing some enemy soldiers.

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Joseph continues to hone is Hamon skills in order to defeat the Pillar Men. But not before meeting two beauties by the names of Lisa Lisa, a Hamon teacher who might have a secret of two and Suzie Q, a cute Italian girl.

Part 2’s filled with wall to wall exploits, including mad German scientists, Chariot Races and an incredible finish with Joseph facing off against Kars on top of a Volcano.

Joseph defeats Kars and returns in surprise to his own funeral, but not before getting a new metal hand and marrying Suzy Q.

And thus ends Battle Tendency. A lot of people consider this their favorite part and I’m among them. Aside from Joeseph’s antics, there’s a lot of fire and energy you just don’t see nowadays. From battling vampires on top the Brooklyn Bridge to flying a plane over a volcanic island to defeat an Ubermensch, Battle Tenacity had a lot of creativity and seeing Joeseph get out of each situation with his wits and sheer dumb luck is a joy to behold.

Ben Diskin (who also performed Sai from Naruto and Knuckle from Hunter x Hunter) is hysterical as Joseph and the fact that he has this thick British accent the whole time makes it worthwhile. Diskin’s always had a great range but him playing this buffoon makes the whole enterprise a laugh riot.

Wendee Lee as Lisa Lisa is fine (that’s not to say that Wendee Lee gives a bad performance, far from it. It’s just that after voicing so many roles, you can tell which ones she’s pouring her soul into and which ones she’s just putting on a funny accent. This is the latter). It’s also nice to hear Stephanie Sheh as Suzy Q being more of a lighthearted ditz rather than a shy introvert.

Aside from the wackiness and over the top reactions, what really sets this series apart is the animation. Using striking color pallets and digging into the manga aesthetic really sets the tone whether it’s Joseph goofing off or Jonathan fighting a desperate battle. David Productions made their name with this series and it’s no surprise they’ve been listed to do other works such as Fire Force. Even when the anime resorts to using a panning shot or speed lines, there’s a kinetic pace that pulls you in.

But, you didn’t come here for Jonathan, did you? You didn’t come here for Joseph, either. You came for a certain high schooler with a hat and a mission.

Stand proud, true crusaders.

Next time, we’re covering Part 3.

Verdict: Buy it! If you’re unsure, you can watch it for free on Crunchyroll.

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Genghis Khan claimed six wives and several girlfriends, which is why Jon Remington needed to know how he could please all these ladies without having to experience erectile dysfunctions. Jon learned that Khan used a little-known ancient Asian strategy to remain at the top of his game. Jon developed the now immensely successful 60 second HardWood Tonic recipe, mixing this with other real-life experiences.

The 1-minute tonic solution would guarantee that by supplying you with the following suggestions and services, you are on your way to enhancing sex action;

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You’ll get 60 HardWood Tonic Ratings from customers about how they’ve used the medication to treat erectile dysfunctions. It is claimed that the strategy has been used by thousands of men worldwide and performed well for them. And this can be confirmed by the numerous feedbacks contained in the curriculum.

How to Use the HardWood Tonic System Ingredients?

The methods outlined in the HardWood Tonic system ingredients are simple and effective to use, and it assures you to cure the root cause of any complicated problem. For many people worldwide, the approach has already succeeded, so it will certainly work for you anyway.

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The hardwood tonic system’s good thing is that it won’t drain your pockets, unlike any other narcotics and chemicals. Nobody will ask you to spend a lot of money over time to tackle the godforsaken problem. All you have to pay is $37 to get the hardwood tonic download! That’s what it takes to turn your life around. Wait, not for very long. Adjust your life until you and all of your relationships adjust.

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The HardWood Tonic System Pricing and Where to Purchase?

Just press the Order Now button on the website and move forward to add all your information and continue with the procedure on the next move. Within a few minutes, you’ll get your link and start enjoying the exclusive bonus benefits and the HardWood Tonic System’s video and blueprint to show your manliness.

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There are three incentive plans to help you maintain the optimal fitness in the penile:

Fast Start Accelerator Plan : HardWood tonic has all the hard-working tonic methods in a concise and streamlined guide to getting you started! Reachable from any computer, this will help you get to an erectile boost on a fast and quick ride, even if it’s only a weekend away!

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Hard Erection Mineral & Vitamin Guide : In this section, you’ll learn basic tricks and strategies to make your erection stiffer and get me strong and sex-ready. Combinations of different vitamins will help you get it done.

HardWood Tonic System Ingredients – The Final Verdict

Fortunately for you, the HardWood Tonic System ingredients is now on offer to provide you with a validated solution that will help you to recover your manhood. The method requires an important strategy, which over the years has been shown to work. And considering that the service comes with a money-back guarantee of 60 days, you still have no excuse not to check it out.

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Is the Sex-enhancement Product Safe?

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Click to Order Now

The HardWood Tonic System Pricing and Where to Purchase?

The HardWood Tonic Kit is $37 online. When your payment is accepted, you can use the guide. The order you put is secured and functions equally as with amazon and other websites, so your information is safe and protected. No one will share details about what product you are purchasing as it keeps your privacy private and valuable. Just press the Order Now button on the website and move forward to add all your information and continue with the procedure on the next move. Within a few minutes, you’ll get your link and start enjoying the exclusive bonus benefits and the HardWood Tonic System’s video and blueprint to show your manliness.

Bonuses

There are three incentive plans to help you maintain the optimal fitness in the penile: ● Fast Start Accelerator Plan: HardWood tonic has all the hard-working tonic methods in a concise and streamlined guide to getting you started! Reachable from any computer, this will help you get to an erectile boost on a fast and quick ride, even if it’s only a weekend away! ● 7 Minute Testosterone Enhancer: Sick of body fat, mood swings, and erratic changes in strength and Erectile Dysfunction? You will get rid of all that in just seven minutes. You can receive this guide for free when you launch the hardwood tonic method. Get the secret to a more beautiful, healthier, and sexier body. ● Hard Erection Mineral & Vitamin Guide: In this section, you’ll learn basic tricks and strategies to make your erection stiffer and get me strong and sex-ready. Combinations of different vitamins will help you get it done.

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“I have been eagerly awaiting this book and Cora did not disappoint! TEN Adamo-Is-Mine STARS.” Siobhan Davis, USA Today bestselling author

Twisted Cravings, an all-new must-read dark dark standalone romance in the Camorra Chronicles from USA Today bestselling author Cora Reilly, is available now!

What they crave the most comes with a brutal price.

As the youngest brother of the notorious Falcone clan, Adamo grew up surrounded by blood and violence. Drugs soon became his way of coping.

Becoming a Made Man like his brothers was his destiny but never his passion. When he becomes the organizer of his family’s successful illegal street races and one of their thrill-seeking drivers, he finally asserts his own path in the harsh mafia world.

His purpose isn’t the only thing Adamo discovers on the fuel-soaked roads he calls home…

Dinara Mikhailov is one of the few female race drivers and hard to ignore. Not only because of her flaming red hair and ruthless driving style, but also because the Bratva princess is allowed to drive in enemy territory.

Soon Adamo and she find themselves entangled in a passionate game that goes beyond the race track. Yet, both haunted by events of the past, their dark cravings put everything on the line.

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She was stunning with her high cheekbones, plump lips and long legs. The fire in her eyes and that confident smile curling her lips made her look like a fierce goddess, especially with that red hair flaming up in the sinking sun.

She stopped right in front of me. “And? Did we pass the inspection? Are we allowed to participate in your race circus?”

I smirked. “You’re allowed to participate in the qualification race today. If you make it into our racing camp that’s up to you and your driving skills.”

Dinara tilted her head. “I’m not worried about my driving skills, Falcone. What about yours? When was the last time you did a qualification race? You’re set in the main races, aren’t you?”

She had quite a mouth on her and bravado, I had to give it to her. Most people, even in the racing camp, either kissed the ground I walked on or tried to stay clear of my path from fear.

“I’m a part of the camp, because I’m one of the best drivers, Dinara. If I’d join the qualification race, that would only mean that fewer new drivers would get a chance to qualify.” The racers who participated in all the main races in the season were part of our racing camp, which was what the name promised: a camp where we all lived in the months of the races.

She leaned closer, giving me the chance to really admire the blue-green of her eyes, a shade I’d never seen. “Then why don’t you join the race today? Show off your amazing driving skills. Let’s see what you got, Falcone.”

I usually wasn’t easily baited but Dinara had me on her hook. I wanted to impress her, and I wanted to know why she was here. What her endgame was. “All right,”I said, grinning. “I’ll race today but don’t come crying to me afterward because your brother didn’t make the cut.”

“Dima’s a big boy. He can handle himself. Don’t underestimate him.”

“I don’t underestimate either of you. But you better not underestimate me either. I’m a Falcone, winning runs in my blood.”

“Arrogance too?”

I smiled. “I think you and I both don’t lack confidence when it comes to racing. Now let’s stop the chitchat and prove we aren’t just words.”

Dinara stood on her tiptoes, leaning even closer and bringing her lips close to my ear. “Yes, let’s do that, Adamo.”

She stepped back and turned around, walking away, giving me a perfect look at her ass in her tight pants. I ran a hand through my hair. She was a hot piece of ass, but I preferred less trouble in my sex life. Hooking up with grid girls or the rare racer girl had proven a hassle in the past, so I’d stopped reacting to advances. Business and pleasure better stayed separated.

About Cora Cora Reilly is the author of the Born in Blood Mafia Series, The Camorra Chronicles and many other books, most of them featuring dangerously sexy bad boys. Before she found her passion in romance books, she was a traditionally published author of young adult literature. Cora lives in Germany with a cute but crazy Bearded Collie, as well as the cute but crazy man at her side. When she doesn't spend her days dreaming up sexy books, she plans her next travel adventure or cooks too spicy dishes from all over the world. Despite her law degree, Cora prefers to talk books to laws any day.

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HardWood Tonic System

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HardWood Tonic System Review

without any side effects. Relieve it the correct way, and love every second you spent with your mate, having a special one every moment. The HardWood Tonic System Constituents The HardWood Tonic system is Jon Remington’s brainchild, an expert writer on human sexuality, science, and biology. Jon Remington thought this up after passing through Genghis Khan’s life, who was remembered not only as of the head of a major empire but also as the manliest man in recorded history.

Genghis Khan claimed six wives and several girlfriends, which is why Jon Reming to needed to know how he could please all these ladies without having to experience erectile dysfunctions. Jon learned that Khan used a little-known ancient Asian strategy to remain at the top of his game. Jon developed the now immensely successful 60 second HardWood Tonic recipe, mixing this with other real-life experiences. The 1-minute tonic solution would guarantee that by supplying you with the following suggestions and services, you are on your way to enhancing sex action;

● A thorough analysis which shows you what caused erectile dysfunction.

● A step-by-step guide about adding and gaining from amino acids and enzymes that help increase blood supply and potentially fight erectile dysfunction in your meals. A study by Jon Remington suggested that erection is accomplished by an adequate blood supply in the man’s genital organ in the nerves and vessels. However, as the nerves become stiff, they fail to allow adequate blood supply into the heart, thus causing an incapability to keep an erection long enough. Simply put, the 60-second procedure highlights some of the amino acids and enzymes that need to be used in our diet to make our nerves and blood vessels more relaxed and will contribute to prolonged sexual arousal erection.

● You’ll get 60 HardWood Tonic Ratings from customers about how they’ve used the medication to treat erectile dysfunctions. It is claimed that the strategy has been used by thousands of men worldwide and performed well for them. And this can be confirmed by the numerous feedbacks contained in the curriculum.

How to Use the HardWood Tonic System Ingredients?

ignored too. The methods outlined in the HardWood Tonic system ingredients are simple and effective to use, and it assures you to cure the root cause of any complicated problem. For many people worldwide, the approach has already succeeded, so it will certainly work for you anyway.

Is the Sex-enhancement Product Safe?

Click to Order Now

The HardWood Tonic System Pricing and Where to Purchase?

The HardWood Tonic Kit is $37 online. When your payment is accepted, you can use the guide.

The order you put is secured and functions equally as with amazon and other websites, so your information is safe and protected. No one will share details about what product you are purchasing as it keeps your privacy private and valuable. Just press the Order Now button on the website and move forward to add all your information and continue with the procedure on the next move. Within a few minutes, you’ll get your link and start enjoying the exclusive bonus benefits and the HardWood Tonic System’s video and blueprint to show your manliness.

Bonuses

There are three incentive plans to help you maintain the optimal fitness in the penile:

● Fast Start Accelerator Plan : HardWood tonic has all the hard-working tonic methods in a concise and streamlined guide to getting you started! Reachable from any computer, this will help you get to an erectile boost on a fast and quick ride, even if it’s only a weekend away!

● 7 Minute Testosterone Enhancer : Sick of body fat, mood swings, and erratic changes in strength and Erectile Dysfunction? You will get rid of all that in just seven minutes. You can receive this guide for free when you launch the hardwood tonic method. Get the secret to a more beautiful, healthier, and sexier body.

● Hard Erection Mineral & Vitamin Guide : In this section, you’ll learn basic tricks and strategies to make your erection stiffer and get me strong and sex-ready. Combinations of different vitamins will help you get it done.

HardWood Tonic System Ingredients – The Final Verdict

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Hardwood Tonic System

HardWood Tonic System Reviews – HardWood Tonic Ingredients Scam Or Legit?

These issues can cause you to feel depressed or frustrated with yourself, leading to a self-confidence reduction. This will succeed in purchasing and taking some erectile dysfunction drugs to stop experiencing any of these feelings and regain your stamina and performance. Sadly, these ED tablets you are taking have side effects. 1 in 30 men taking ED pills has side effects that damage their vision and cause more problems. A fifth of men who drink ED drugs still suffer migraines or, worse, a heart attack or stroke.So, to sum up, these drugs are meant to try to help you with your ED issues, but they also kill your other body functions in the process. Not looking like a good win-win scenario, right?

Click to Order Now

HardWood Tonic System Review

The HardWood Tonic System Constituents

The 1-minute tonic solution would guarantee that by supplying you with the following suggestions and services, you are on your way to enhancing sex action;

A thorough analysis which shows you what caused erectile dysfunction.

A step-by-step guide about adding and gaining from amino acids and enzymes that help increase blood supply and potentially fight erectile dysfunction in your meals. A study by Jon Remington suggested that erection is accomplished by an adequate blood supply in the man’s genital organ in the nerves and vessels. However, as the nerves become stiff, they fail to allow adequate blood supply into the heart, thus causing an incapability to keep an erection long enough. Simply put, the 60-second procedure highlights some of the amino acids and enzymes that need to be used in our diet to make our nerves and blood vessels more relaxed and will contribute to prolonged sexual arousal erection.

How to Use the HardWood Tonic System Ingredients?

Is the Sex-enhancement Product Safe?

The as a minimally to no side effects. Everything is normal and inside your own body.There’s no external drug use to screw up your body functions. Any liquid or pulp you take is made from real ingredients. The hardwood tonic system’s good thing is that it won’t drain your pockets, unlike any other narcotics and chemicals. Nobody will ask you to spend a lot of money over time to tackle the godforsaken problem. All you have to pay is $37 to get the hardwood tonic download! That’s what it takes to turn your life around. Wait, not for very long. Adjust your life until you and all of your relationships adjust.

Click to Order Now

The HardWood Tonic System Pricing and Where to Purchase?

The HardWood Tonic Kit is $37 online. When your payment is accepted, you can use the guide.The order you put is secured and functions equally as with amazon and other websites,so your information is safe and protected. No one will share details about what product you are purchasing as it keeps your privacy private and valuable. Just press the Order Now button on the website and move forward to add all your information and continue with the procedure on the next move. Within a few minutes, you’ll get your link and start enjoying the exclusive bonus benefits and the HardWood Tonic System’s video and blueprint to show your manliness.

Bonuses

There are three incentive plans to help you maintain the optimal fitness in the penile:

HardWood Tonic System Ingredients – The Final Verdict

Click to Order Now

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Coronavirus Ultimate Guide

What every parent should know

What is coronavirus?

The first thing you should know is that coronaviruses are a large group of viruses common in both people and animals. The specific virus reported in the recent coronavirus outbreak is named SARS-CoV-2.

The disease caused by a human infection of coronavirus, SARS-CoV-2, is called COVID-19. This article uses the general term coronavirus about both the specific virus, SARS-CoV-2, and the disease caused by SARS-CoV-2, COVID-19.

Coronavirus outbreak

On February 4, 2020, the Secretary of Health and Human Services determined that there is a public health emergency and that circumstances exist justifying the authorization of emergency use of in vitro diagnostics for detection and/or diagnosis of the novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV).

Outbreaks of novel infection diseases, like the coronavirus, among individuals, are always of concern for the general wellbeing. The hazard from these outbreaks relies upon attributes of the infection, including how well it spreads between individuals, the seriousness of coming about the disease, and the clinical or different methods accessible to control the effect of the infection (for instance, immunization or treatment meds).

According to the CDC, there are three components of a pandemic:

Sickness, including sickness resulting in death

Continued person-to-person spread of the disease

The worldwide spread of the disease

The coronavirus causes sickness, including sickness resulting in death, and person-to-person spread of the disease is continuing. These components meet two of the criteria of a pandemic. As the number of cases increases across several nations, the world pushes nearer toward meeting the third criteria, the global spread of the new virus.

A global outbreak of the coronavirus would undoubtedly overwhelm the healthcare system because of the large number of people seeking medical attention at the same time. We could expect a sharp decline in school, daycare, and work attendance. A reduction in emergency services such as urgent care clinics, hospital emergency rooms, and law enforcement is possible if the coronavirus spreads to emergency responders.

If the transportation industry, primarily trucking, is struck with the coronavirus, then food and fuel shortages are a possible outcome. Amazon carries a variety of emergency preparedness supplies and food rations, like the Augason Farms 30-Day 1-Person Emergency Food Supply.

US Health officials are now advising the American public to prepare for a pandemic because people who haven’t traveled to affected areas or who haven’t been in contact with persons who went to those areas are now contracting the coronavirus.

Coronavirus symptoms

Fever, tiredness, and dry cough are the most common symptoms of coronavirus. Other symptoms include those similar to the flu:

Aches and pains

Nasal congestion

Runny nose

Sore through

Diarrhea

Like the common cold or the flu, individuals infected with the coronavirus experience mild symptoms at first. The coronavirus symptoms gradually increase in severity. People with healthy immune systems who become infected with the coronavirus may not exhibit any symptoms and feel just fine. According to the World Health Organization, most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment.

The coronavirus causes a broad scope of symptoms, a significant number of which show up in other respiratory ailments similar to this season’s cold virus and the flu virus. In extreme cases, coronavirus can advance into severe pneumonia-like disease. Keep in mind that healthy people who contract the coronavirus may not have any symptoms at all.

Around 17% of people who are infected with the coronavirus become severely diseased. People with weakened or compromised immune systems are at high risk of becoming seriously ill such as the elder, cancer patients receiving treatment, people with heart disease, or diabetes.

Seek medical attention if you have a cough, fever, or difficulty breathing.

Coronavirus death rate

The death rate for people infected with coronavirus is relatively low, at 2%. However, the death rate is calculated by known, reported, and confirmed cases of people with the coronavirus, which means that the death rate may be higher because of unconfirmed cases. If a health care provider doesn’t have the technology or right diagnostic tests to confirm if a patient has the coronavirus or access to the tests are cost prohibited. The disease may not be correctly diagnosed. The healthcare provider then discharges the patient with remedies for a cold or upper respiratory infection. Or, if a patient with the coronavirus doesn’t seek medical attention and dies from the disease, then the case goes unreported.

Coronavirus cure

There is no cure for the coronavirus or vaccine or approved medicine to treat it. Because coronavirus is a virus, antibiotics do not work against it. Antibiotics are only effective against bacterial infections, not viral infections. Antibiotics are not a viable method for treating or preventing the coronavirus.

How does the coronavirus spread?

The coronavirus spreads similarly to the common cold or the flu, person to person, and indirect contact. A great example of person to person contact is the young toddler at daycare who touches his nose or sneezes into his hand, doesn’t wash his hands, then inadvertently touches his friend’s nose through regular play. Boys will be boys, you know.

Let’s continue the plot of the sick kid in daycare to build out scenarios of indirect contact. The infected boy, Jimmy, doesn’t cover his sneeze, and Kimberly sitting across from him, inhales particles from Jimmy’s sneeze. Gross, but it happens. Kimberly is now infected with the coronavirus.

Let’s say that Jimmy’s sneeze also spreads to the crayons on the table. Jake puts an infected crayon in his mouth, and Debbie rubs her eyes after she uses a crayon covered with the remains of Jimmy’s sneeze. Jake and Debbie are infected with the coronavirus.

At the point when somebody hacks, sneezes, or coughs, they splash little fluid beads from their nose or mouth, which may contain the infection. If you are excessively close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the coronavirus disease if the individual hacking has the illness.

Hands contact numerous surfaces and can pick up contaminates. When infected, hands can move the infection to your eyes, nose, or mouth. From that point, the virus can enter your body and can make you ill.

Beads from a cough spread infection. By following excellent respiratory sanitation, you shield the individuals around you from infections, including the common cold, influenza, and coronavirus.

How to prevent the coronavirus

Preventing the spreads of coronavirus takes some common sense. First, avoid traveling to areas where the disease is spreading and avoid contact with people who have recently visited high-risk areas. View the coronavirus tracker HERE.

Follow these simple guidelines to prevent the spread of the coronavirus and other infectious diseases:

Regularly wash your hands. Although soap and water are best to clean your hands, the period use of an alcohol-based hand sanitizer is a common practice.Keep at least 3 feet away from anyone who is sneezing or coughing.

Avoid touching your eyes, nose, or mouth.

Sneeze into a tissue. If a tissue isn’t readily available, then sneeze into a bent elbow. Be sure those around you follow the same practices.

Discard used tissues. This is no time to be frugal by reusing used tissues!

Stay home if you are sick. Seek medical attention if you have a fever, cough, and difficulty breathing.

For more facts about the coronavirus, visit the World Health Organization’s Q&A site.

Be sure to maintain a healthy lifestyle and get plenty of sleep to maintain a strong immune system. Some healthcare professionals recommend supplements to boost the body’s immune system, such as Vitamin C, maitake mushroom, L-Lysine, and elderberry.

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Coronavirus mask

You may have noticed that the use of a mask to prevent the coronavirus was mentioned above, so you might be asking if a mask is necessary for the prevention, and the answer is no. No, people who don’t have coronavirus symptoms don’t need to wear a mask. There are three groups of people in which masks are recommended. The first group is people are those that have symptoms of coronavirus. The second is people who are taking care of someone who has symptoms of the coronavirus. The third group is healthcare professionals.

Be sure to wash your hands immediately before putting on the mask and immediately after taking it off. Dispose of used masks in a closed trash can. Always ensure the mask fits properly.

Coronavirus dogs

There is no proof that pets, for example, felines and pooches, can even be tainted with the coronavirus, not to mention spread it to people, as indicated by the World Health Organization. After contact with pets and animals, it’s always a good idea to wash your hands with soap and water. Those activities shield you from regular microorganisms, including E.coli and Salmonella, that can spread from pets and people.

A canine in Hong Kong tried “weak positive” for the new coronavirus, as indicated by an announcement from the Hong Kong Agriculture, Fisheries, and Conservation Department on Feb. 28. However, researchers aren’t sure if the dog was indeed infected with the coronavirus. The dog’s infection may have come from direct contact of a contaminated surface with its mouth or nose. As a safety measure, the canine was taken under isolation and had no side effects. As of now, there’s no proof that it could contaminate people.

Coronavirus live updates

Continue to monitor live updates for the coronavirus, especially if a case is reported in your area. You can track the coronavirus HERE.

Be sure to practice good hygiene, seek medical attention if you have a fever, cough, and difficulty breathing, and consider preparing for a coronavirus pandemic. Gathering non-perishable food items, ensuring prescription medication is full, keeping first aid supplies in hand may be steps you apply to prepare for a pandemic.

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A Jenna Coleman DVD/Blu-ray library

About a year or so ago, I did a quick survey of Jenna’s film and TV work and its availability on home video. With the recent UK release of Victoria S3 and questions over whether there might be a DVD release of this week’s National Theatre Live broadcast of All My Sons, I thought I’d do an updated version. (I’m generally focusing on physical releases - I’m aware some shows unavailable on DVD or Blu-ray may well be available on streaming - though if I know about legal online availability I’ll mention it.)

A text break first as this will be a bit lengthy. (And corrections are always welcome if I goof anything here.)

Summer Holiday: As I was compiling this list I noticed that this has been added to her IMDb listing. This is dated 1998 and is the title of a play Jenna appeared in when she was about 10. An IMDb listing implies that a video has been released, but I know nothing of this. IMDb is also notorious for including dubious listings. I’ve looked around and general consensus is this video does not exist or maybe there’s a snippet someone shot from the audience and somebody decided to make an IMDb listing for it.

Emmerdale: There’s been no DVD release of Jenna’s era on Emmerdale. With about 140 episodes featuring her, it would need to be a very big box set. ITV Hub streams the show, but only recent episodes it seems. I’ve also seen a reference to BritBox but I don’t know if the 2005-2009 era is included.

Waterloo Road: Jenna was featured in Series 5, which has been released to DVD in the UK. For the rest of the world (and those who didn’t get the DVDs), the production company behind the series has made the entire series - including Jenna’s arc - officially available for free on YouTube. (Episodes are edited to remove opening and closing credits, however.) Her first episode can be found here.

Maria’s Story: Around the time she was on Waterloo, Jenna made a PSA for a an organization dedicated to addressing cruelty to children. She performed a dramatic reading of a survivor’s letter and it’s heart-wrenching. The IMDb lists her as the executive producer but I don’t know if that’s accurate. Being just a PSA it’s not on DVD anywhere, but you can view it on Youtube here. This one slipped by many fans because some of the posts don’t mention Jenna (who is uncredited in the video) and the one place she was mentioned, they misspelled her name.

Imaginary Forces: During her year in America, Jenna filmed a role in a Jacobs Ladder-esque horror short that has, as of 2019, never been released. All we have is the trailer which was posted to YouTube in I think 2010. That original post appears to no longer exist (or it didn’t show up on a search anyway), but the trailer was reposted by a fan account for one of the actors about 6 years ago. You can hear Jenna’s early attempt at an American accent and she appears on screen for about one second.

Unknown pilot episode: Jenna auditioned for a large number of TV shows during her time in America. Some of these auditions have circulated on YouTube. According to an interview she did film a pilot for a sitcom in which she played an Australian character. I’ve looked around for a few years and have not found any indication as to the title of the production or anything else. It has never been broadcast, at any rate. But it’s always possible it might turn up somewhere. Maybe in a box set alongside Imaginary Forces. LOL

Captain America: The First Avenger: The Marvel Cinematic Universe classic is obviously widely available and is undoubtedly the biggest-seller of anything on this list. I believe that, for a while, Jenna technically had the biggest box office take of any former companion because of her cameo in this movie, until Karen Gillan joined the MCU as Nebula. Natalie Dormer also has a cameo.

Titanic: The 2012 miniseries has been released to both DVD and Blu-ray worldwide. In Canada it also seems to get rebroadcast quite a lot on cable. There were several Titanic productions in 2012; this is the 4-episode one with Jenna and Perdita Weeks (and Jenna’s picture is on the DVD cover too!)

Room at the Top: The original broadcast of this two-part adaptation of the novel (previously filmed in the 1950s), originally scheduled for 2011, was delayed a year due to rights issues (ending up with it airing around the time Jenna debuted as Oswin Oswald). These same rights issues are presumably the reason behind the fact there has never been a home video release anywhere. Amazon’s streaming service apparently has it available in the UK only. The BBC website once had it available for streaming (again only in the UK) but it’s not available. No idea of its Britbox status.

Dancing on the Edge: This five-episode minseries has been released worldwide on DVD and Blu-ray, though it might be a bit hard to find now. I assume it’s on streaming somewhere. This is the one that also features Tom Hughes, though he shares no scenes with Jenna.

Doctor Who: Obviously, Jenna’s era in the series is available widely both in physical and streaming formats, though some of the spin-off work she did for the 50th such as the Five(ish) Doctors Reboot and The Ultimate Guide might be a bit harder to track down. In Canada, for example, the only way to see these was on a bonus disc in a Matt Smith Era box set. I don’t know if they’ve been put on streaming. Likewise I’ve never bothered to look to see if any of the minisodes she made (especially Clara and the TARDIS), available on the DVDs and Blu-rays, are on streaming.

Death Comes to Pemberley: Widely available on DVD and Blu-ray. However the North American release put out by PBS stresses that it’s the UK version. That implies that (much like Victoria) the US broadcast was different in some way. I’ve never seen the PBS edit so I don’t know if there is actually a difference.

Me Before You: Widely available on DVD and Blu-ray, which also feature a rare appearance of Jenna in a gag reel.

Victoria: All 3 seasons are out on DVD and Blu-ray in Europe and North America. The North American release features the ITV edit, and thus does not include the additional scenes featured in the longer PBS broadcasts (it also often omits some of the special features like commentaries in the UK release). I’m hoping that, when Victoria finishes its run, somebody will release a box set that includes the extra footage for the benefit of UK fans and for those who watched the PBS version. There are some very nice sequences featuring Jenna that are technically missing. I hear mixed messages as to whether the PBS streaming service features the Masterpiece edits or ITV.

Thunderbirds Are Go: Jenna did a guest voice in the second season premiere of the CGI remake of the Gerry Anderson classic, again doing an American accent. The season has been released on DVD in the UK and elsewhere but not in North America. As far as streaming goes, it appears to belong to Amazon.

The Cry: The miniseries has been released on DVD in the UK and Australia, but at present is not available in North America due to Sundance Now holding the streaming rights. There’s no indication as to if or when we’ll get a physical release here. My guess is probably not until Sundance Now has exclusivity for at least a year.

National Theatre Live: All My Sons: During his recent radio interview with Jenna, Graham Norton brought up the idea of All My Sons getting a DVD release. Jenna couldn’t answer, however National Theatre Live’s website states that they don’t do DVD releases and there are no NTL releases other than a documentary marking an anniversary listed on Amazon.co.uk. All My Sons would have been recorded because NTL’s website is already listing encore broadcasts for next February in the United States so it’ll probably get filed in some archive.

Inside No. 9: Jenna has a guest role in the upcoming 5th series of this comedy show. The series does get a DVD release in the UK, but not in North America where once again we’ll be restricted to seeing it on streaming (via Britbox, apparently).

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princeescaluswords replied to your post:

Alex Summers, after the most recent of 128979889...

Why don’t you write Marvel? You couldn’t possibly do any worse and I could use the laughs!

Lol, its a nice dream, but realistically I don’t think there’s any universe in which Marvel would ever let me write the X-Men.

Like, my very first story would probably have Bobby refreezing the Arctic while Storm heads up a team of elementals to combat climate change. And then a Republican senator and a Democrat senator would go on TV and make a bipartisan show of expressing their gratitude towards mutants for helping save the planet and this is the real future of humanity, this is them all building a world where they can live side by side in a mutually beneficial -

And then the broadcast would cut off because Cypher just hacked every satellite worldwide and said “all your binary codes belong to me now, resistance is futile, blah blah” before turning the camera to Sunspot who’s all decked out in his snazziest suit and dressed to the nines. Roberto yawns and flips the whole world off and says “LOL fuck you, the X-Men are done with respectability politics, we took a vote and our democratic process actually works, we don’t have a fucking electoral college. We only saved the planet because it happens to be the planet we live on, dipshits, nobody did it for you, you’re still cordially invited to go extinct. Or you can play nice and try getting along with the rest of us for a change but good luck trying to make Sentinels happen again, lmao, funding’s gonna be an issue for you pretty soon I think.”

He turns off the camera and goes back to planning his and Sam’s wedding, because look, I have my priorities, okay.

Then Mystique unleashes her new Fellowship of Evil (Same Name, But This Time Its Evil as in STFU, Its Ironic U Assholes) Mutants that she’s been recruiting from the ranks of the young and disenchanted. Overnight, the market is flooded with gold and gems transmuted from ordinary materials by mutant powers, as well as a bunch of shit ‘liberated’ from the coffers of the 1% via her Fellowship’s alliance with her son-in-law’s Thieves’ Guild. Value plummets instantly, and then technopaths join in the fun, crashing every banking system worldwide.

“Whoopsie, I broke capitalism, money’s worthless now, vive la revolution, everyone eat some fucking cake,” Raven sing-songs merrily from the chaise she’s lounging on while eating grapes. The city outside her window is burning. Meanwhile, a fiddler is playing nearby. She calls him Nero, because Aesthetic.

“Oh relax,” she rolls her eyes when Remy attempts to frown at her disapprovingly. “I had my teleporters evacuate the city before I set it on fire. I’m not a heartless monster, you know.”

“You mean you didn’t want to spend the next ten years dealing with your children yelling at you about innocent civilians and how could you,” Remy says dryly.

Mystique just shrugs and eats some more grapes. “Or that.”

Far-right dominated police forces and white supremacist militia groups attempt to forcibly establish martial law, except mostly they’re just standing around clutching their heads and trying to cope with the mother of all migraines as a gestalt of telepathic minds headed up by a Cerebro-powered octet of Jean, Emma, Betsy, Rachel, Quentin, and the Stepford Cuckoos psychically screams FAKE NEWS!!! into their brains every time their CO’s attempt to bark out new orders.

“Best school project ever,” Quire shouts. Emma smirks.

“Extra credit to the first person to psychically leak the full extent of just how extensively governments have invaded their citizens’ privacy with surveillance extremism in the name of national security.”

Jean attempts a half second of chastisement, but with them all linked this closely, there’s really no way to hide that she’s mostly just amused. Oh no, she and Emma are seeing eye to eye on something and there are witnesses and everything. The revolution was a mistake.

Atlanteans and mutant hydrokinetics team up to shove the worst oil and toxic waste and trash spills up onto the shores of every beach marked ‘privately owned’. The mile-wide ‘island’ of plastic debris that formerly sat in the middle of the Pacific is now parked off the coast of Malibu.

There’s a twenty foot demon from Limbo sitting in the Oval Office. It burps. Illyana beams and boops its nose. “Good boy.” It wags its tail and breaks the Oval Office.

Kitty and Kurt direct teams of similarly powered mutants in raiding the top secret R&D facilities of major pharmaceutical companies for all their research on diseases that never made it to mass production because they decided those treatments or cures wouldn’t be profitable in the long run because healthy people don’t need to spend a ton of money on medical care. Teams of healers are standing by to vet the viability of various research, while Hank, Cece and other mutant geniuses are already working on filling in the gaps on all the projects that were shutdown and Forge, Madison Jeffries and tech-based geniuses are converting existing infrastructure into the necessary machinery to take over mass production of these drugs, prosthetics, and sweatshop labor in general.

Speedsters and teleporters are redistributing food and stocking up the millions of properties worldwide that have just been sitting there empty for god knows how long, useless. Colossus is standing in the smashed remains of a mansion with his arms crossed sternly while a man who is definitely not meant to resemble the CEOs of either Tesla or Amazon or look like some kind of Musky Bozo hybrid cowers on the floor.

“You are a very stupid man,” Colossus says. “Why are you wasting billions funding research into space travel when there are aliens with a strong grasp of the technology in the ships that brought them here on every superhero team on Earth? You could have easily provided the Earth with working and widely accessible space travel by now if you weren’t so miserly.”

“Yeah,” Juggernaut says behind him, scratching his head. “Aliens have been coming and going from this planet for like fifty years. There are tons of fancy spaceships anyone could’ve just reverse engineered and mass produced by now. How come nobody’s ever done that and we’re all just acting like space travel is some far-off dream when everyone we know’s been to space like at least ten times?”

“Stupid people,” Colossus rumbles again. Musky Bozo wets himself and Piotr sighs and shakes his head. He didn’t even touch him.

Cyclops and Wolverine and their teams of bruisers are already done with the ICE facilities and have progressed to busting open prisons and liberating all nonviolent offenders. They inform everyone else that they can appeal to a panel of telepaths to read their minds and see for themselves that they’re innocent.

“Guilt determined by mind-reading?” Someone asks. “Lots of potential for sketchiness there.”

“Absolutely,” Scott says. “Which is why laws about boundaries and oversight have to be established. For now, its a volunteer basis only. Nobody has to get their mind read, but its an option available in the meanwhile as we sort out a better system for determining who’s been imprisoned for crimes of premeditated malice and abuse and who’s just been railroaded by an unjust and biased system.”

“So this is your new utopia, huh?” Sneers the prison warden, from the floor where he’s on his ass with a busted face because, idk, Reasons.

Scott just shakes his head. “No. It’s merely a start.”

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but if its broke and you wanna fix it, you gotta start somewhere,” Logan says gruffly. “Shit was broke. This is ‘starting somewhere.’”

He and Scott share a very Passionate look of camaraderie. Rogue sighs loudly.

“Just fuck already, jfc.”

Logan grunts. He already offered, but apparently all Personal Business must wait until after the Revolution was over, because a Scott Summers who put himself first was very clearly an impostor, so its not like Logan could even fucking get mad considering Scott putting in a pin in sucking each other’s faces after their We Were Both Dead But Now We’re Not and Also What the Fuck Was Up With Us For the Five Whole Years Before That reunion was what confirmed that it was definitely the Real Scott’s tongue in his mouth.

“Alright, let’s move it people,” Logan barks, clapping his hands. “There’s three more joints to hit before sundown. We got a timetable here.”

Jubilee squints at him suspiciously. “Since when are you efficient?”

“Mind your own fucking business.”

At no point does anyone suggest they erase the most sacred sites of all the world’s major religions and call them all fake or randomly resurrect a bunch of dinosaurs and release them on unsuspecting and innocent populations, because those are terrible ideas and make no sense and just because they’re stinkin’ commies now doesn’t mean they’re fucking morons.

Also, nobody grows a ridiculous beard or stops using shampoo or starts wearing flip flops or robes, because apparently those are not actually essential components of being a stinkin’ commie or even just a garden variety peace-aspiring socialist. They checked. Extensively. It was almost a dealbreaker. Emma, Monet and Roberto all threatened to side with the Capitalist Pigs if that was not thoroughly clarified before proceeding any further.

Thus ends my first issue. I email Marvel the script. They email it back, almost entirely redacted in red, with the note “This isn’t quite what we were looking for. Do you have anything about a new cure for mutants, maybe?”

I email them back: LOL NO. MAGNETO WAS RIGHT.

I am promptly fired.

I go back to ranting about how Marvel sucks on the internet.

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