While I understand the goal with gender-inclusive/'gender expansive'/unisex adult clothing patterns, I kinda hate them. Like. That's just now how human bodies are. One-size-fits all just doesn't!
A garment that is designed to fit well on a body without breasts will, by definition, fit like shit on me, no matter how boxy/oversized the style lines are! A garment designed to fit someone with by body (or the closest common approximation of my body, with like 3" less breast full bust circumference) will, by its very nature, fit very badly on someone flat-chested. See also, shit like shoulder width, and waist/hip raios, and I'm sure various other aspects.
Like, I get that there's a lot of baggage surrounding body shape and social expectations of gender! But you can't get around that baggage by pretending that various physical differences just don't exist!
If I want to dress more masc, the shape of my body does not change. The fit adjustments that I need to make don't change. I would in fact need to make additional tweaks and adjustments to get a traditionally masculine silhouette. And while it would be interesting and valuable to have guidelines on how to do that, unisex pattern designs move the whole process back in the opposite direction.
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Guide to TMNT media
{A mostly-comprehensive list by a lifelong fan who’s seen/read basically everything tmnt}
Mirage Comics
Original source, black and white
Nice stories, fun visually
Iconic moments
62 issues were published before the og creators passed true series to a different team
TLDR truly entertaining classics for comic fans
1987 cartoon
10 seasons
Created more iconic characters like Bebop and Rocksteady
Gave the turtles their colored bandanas
So fun, so so ridiculously funny this one is a guaranteed laugh every time
Fun voice acting
TLDR such an amusing cartoon if you want something that’ll have you cackling
1990 movies
Darker than the cartoon, but still family-friendly
Fun action, funny comedy
The films slowly go down in quality but they’re all pretty fun
Three films
TLDR iconic part of the franchise that balances a dark and light tone
Urban Legends comics
The grittiest tmnt comic series
Characters lose limbs and turn into cyborgs, etc.
Series was discontinued, but IDW recently brought it back and the story was complete
TLDR good for comic fans who love gritty comics
Next Mutation show
One season, live action
Introduced Venus de Milo, the female turtle
Retconned it so the brothers aren’t blood related so they can have a love triangle with Venus
Has elements of mystic powers
(I’m sorry I only watched the first episode so I can’t give a TLDR)
2003 cartoon
7 seasons + straight-to-dvd film
Follows the Mirage storyline
Darkest tmnt series in tone
Many fans don’t care for the last two seasons after the art style changed and the tone got lighter
Donnie has many excellent episodes, and Leo has an arc centered on ptsd in s4
TLDR has a darker tone and has a good consistent story
2007 film
CGI animation
The writing is meh but overall keeps you entertained
Has the famous Raph vs Leo scene
15-year old animation still holds up
TLDR very fun, has an iconic scene, good for Raph fans
IDW comics
Is currently on issue 136 at the time of this post, longest-running tmnt comic series
The tmnt were reincarnated
Covers a vast variety of characters, villains, and genres
Each turtle gets the spotlight
Standout arc has to be City Fall, with Dark Leo
Added Jennika to the roster a few years ago (she’s the female turtle with the yellow bandana)
TLDR excellent storyline, a lot of reading but honestly you can pick and choose where you want to jump in
2012 cartoon
5 seasons
CGI animated
A good compiling of all the tmnt media that came before
Has moments that are dark and serious, but also has a nice humor side
Has problematic ships
TLDR well-rounded action, drama, comedy and summation of tmnt lore with its own twists
Bayverse films
2 live action films (with cg turtles)
Produced by Michael Bay, very Transformers-esque
Entertaining if you like action movies
Leo kinda sucks tho lol
TLDR fun action movies
Rise of the TMNT
Animated series
2 seasons and a film on Netflix
Reinvented much of the tmnt lore
Raph is the oldest and leader, instead of Leo
Leo goes through a character arc tho
Comedy
The lightest of the tmnt series up until the season finales and the movie (The movie is very dark)
Very fun and dramatic animation
Deals with magic
TLDR beautiful animation, comedic with its own dark moments
Batman vs TMNT film
Animated
Based on the comic
Follows the comic very closely, actually
Fun for both fandoms
TLDR fun takes on the characters, and total fan service (in the most positive sense)
The Last Ronin
Graphic novel
For mature readers
Basically all the tmnt die except for one of them
Good, emotional story, with pretty art
A prequel/sequel is coming out soon
TLDR an emotional darker comic that you can get through pretty quickly
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an impulse i don't get—
or rather, so as not to be disingenuous, an impulse i get perfectly well but strongly dislike when i'm faced with it, which means i need to reexamine it in myself when i generate it—
is the impulse to sit in judgment about What Counts As Queer. like. yeah, okay, i do get it really, we're all disempowered by hegemonic culture and setting ourselves up as petty kings shores up our egos! but if there's anything i've loved about discovering queerness in and for myself, it's been the realization that there were worldviews beyond my own—and that there still are, almost certainly! that the world is a firework show of exploding possibility, and that i and my current understanding of myself and everyone else are just one bright spark in a whole connected series of them, and that more will come after me, bringing new colors and configurations to my field of vision, if i just keep my eyes open…
and so i just always feel. god. how close-minded, to shut your eyes to someone else's vision of queerness, to say not just 'that isn't a version of queerness that i recognize or feel represented by,' but to say categorically, 'that isn't queer'! if someone's saying in all sincerity, 'this feels alien to the framework i grew up with, and exciting or comforting or both to me'—i want to hear them out, and make space in my own understanding for a multiplicity of queernesses. i'm not always perfect at it! but i want to.
because what's the alternative? join with the biphobes and transphobes who would've said my gq4gq relationship with my transfem ex was really just straight, or at least enough of a union of opposites for government work? join with the aphobes and arophobes who are constantly insinuating that if you're not actively sucking or fucking, you're a square—never mind those of us who are isolated, or traumatized, or anxious, or any of the thousand other reasons why our queerness might not be siting itself in sex or romance, right now or ever! join with the people who sneer at poly and flinch from kink, as if reexamining those relational conventions were somehow cleanly separable from reexamining all the other ones—as if we should want it to be?
anyway, this is about a lot of things, really, and at least one of them i pretty actively don't want to talk about in specific; but i just think, god, i wish we could all learn a little more generosity, and a little more humility. we know the world, and the human heart, encompass more than is dreamt of in kyriarchal philosophy; why then are we so resistant to the idea that they might also encompass more than is dreamt of in our own? movement after movement of queers have come, and built, and been built upon in turn; our personal convictions are not, i feel certain, the final course to be laid down on the great work of enlightenment and liberation—and how depressing it would be, if they were!
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