#that's very on brand for Man

[britneyshakespeare]

Man is saying weird things to me again

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so how about that update, huh

[iridescentoracle]

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

[theloveinc]

Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.

[iridescentis]

i cannot sing dance nor act but i think playing ricky potts would fix me

[rempesluck]

Here is a shitty video I got of Matt appearing on my screen for a solid 10 seconds, from todays game. Rangers are off to the Eastern Conference finals! Beating Carolina in game 6! 5-3!

[moongothic]

Something about Luffy's insistence on getting a bronze statue on the Going Merry vs the golden bananawani statue on top of Rain Dinners

[skitskatdacat63]

Thank you f1 for being canon compliant and putting Fernando in his habitual Santa suit

[bananonbinary]

"chuck tingle uninvited to book festival because of his mask and then reinvited because ugh i GUESS if it's an autism aid we'll allow it" is the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. literally why did they give a shit in the first place, why would they want the author of books that famously have titles like "Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Slippery Slope Argument" to show up, but like, not act "too weird"

wtf did you THINK you were getting

[nikoisme]

Okay so I feel like that if my men Odysseus and Hector ever interacted (in a not-enemy way) they would have the energy of "two dads in the tool section of a shop". One would see the other checking out a drill and he would be like "hey that's actually pretty bad, not a good investment man". Then they would spend a solid 30 minutes talking about the different tools they use. They would bond. Immediate bros. And then they leave and like never interact again

[artastic-friend]

All booped out for the day 🐾🐾🐾

I haven’t had the time or energy to draw much lately but I didn’t wanna end the day without at least one doodle relating to the events of today ^^

[driaswrld]

i love how ppl write that higuruma lives in a penthouse bcus he's this hotshot lawyer but he's just so spencer reid coded he prob has a shoddy apartment somewhere in the middle of the city and no one actually knows where he lives and he doesn't really care to correct people when they assume he lives lavishly

[nachtem]

Charon The Boatman

[thepunkmuppet]

decided to grow my shitty ass ratty ass hair out. gonna blame gerard way and his pesky gender when it inevitably looks god awful for a good couple months before I can start to look cool

[terrence-silver]

Controversial opinion, but the one thing I won't agree on with Thomas Ian Griffith himself is that Terry Silver isn't a villain, when yes, he is and that's okay.

[itwoodbeprefect]

i rewatched body language recently and i'm still thinking about the "benny, you're holding a rat."/"yes, i'm aware of that, ray." scene. this one:

because he is! he is holding a rat! and then he smells her breath (for detective purposes, of course) and says "come along" (to the rat, while still holding the rat) and he puts her down just outside the door and when she doesn't scamper off immediately he goes "you have nothing to be afraid of", and then, realizing that he may be misrepresenting the truth to this rat (who has already been through a whole thing! almost getting trampled by scared strippers!), he admits "well, that may not be true in the larger scheme of things, but at least this ordeal is over. so, off you go. toodeloo" and then he does the silly little wave that you would expect a person to do when saying toodeloo. visual aides because i personally think the face of this little rat is very important:

and look, i'm not saying the world would be a better place if we had more fictional men saving rats and giving them encouraging yet realistic little peptalks and saying toodeloo to them, but i AM saying that, actually. the world would probably be a better place if we had more fictional men (or real ones! or women! or neither! why restrict this by gender and/or fictionality!) saying toodeloo to rats they saved from strip clubs.