#that's what she said

[aaeeart]

(commission info)

I swear I do serious art sometime --

[igotanidea]

this is me. foolishly thinking that if I write Dick x reader learning to drive, my motivation to finally take the driver test will skyrocket. :P

[opendirectories]

[another-goblin]

okay

[transingthoseformers]

TFA Megatron in heat would be an absolute menace. Though TFA Megatron in Rut might be even worse. Either way I have the image of all the Deceptacons taping in and out so no bot is rubbed completely raw. everyone trying to get business done and orders while the boss is coherent between bouts. Politely ignoring the fact the boss is giving orders while clanging on his throne. Sentinel geting the "briliant" idea to raid the con's hideout and geing mistaken for Starscream by a heat addled Megatron. SP having to clang for his life. Deceptacons bringing him energon and lube so they can actually do their day jobs.

Oh dear thos one started to get away from me.

I don't think it matters, either way he's so demanding similar of his officers.

Lugnut is simultaneously sore, delighted, and trying to rally the other cons because it is their duty™️™️™️ in his opinion

Megs is convinced he still needs to scheme during all of this, dude. Where are you getting this energy.

oh sentinel, it's just like your favorite novel

I like to imagine Shockwave is here

Just to make it easier on everyone but also the idea of Shockwave being tired and his limbs + neck all spooled out on the floor like someone spilled a bowl of spaghetti

[dissectress]

yee yee ass

[portal-geist]

Art trade wiiiiiiithhhhh Drumroll please...... BA-DUM!! @angiemelon !!!!! *Applaud* Thank you for the wonderful art trade! Apologies that it was delayed... please do take this thing where Magna Charge went 'too' fast and uh... split in half.

[brainwormcity]

Google lists Michael as 5'10 and D.T. at 6'1 and

Uhhh...

[hoodoo12]

[monarchberrysblog]

I'm not even gonna lie, I struggle to write smut sometimes. It's one of the reasons why I take so long to release some of my posts. I think about it too much and then back down and change the plot completely 😭

[milkyetoile]

WHAT A WAY TO END AN EPISODE WHOOO GO LET'S FUCKING GO LESBIANS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[hyrulean-evalink]

I think explaining a sex joke is one of the funniest shit ever, even better than the sex joke itself.

right @luna-lovegreat ?

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[transingthoseformers]

Megatron and Rodimus accidentally becoming famous indy porn stars. Drift falling off of what ever he was sitting on because he recognized both arrays. And Ratchet facepalming. Megs and Roddy geting a lecture from Ratchet on why it's a terrible idea what they're doing and if they must how to improve their videography and camra work.

Sdfhjk okay so they're definitely gonna need sex friendly temporary paint so people don't infer it's them by paint matching alone

Also Ratchet darling thanks for the advice, that must be a hilarious discussion

[nekokabuuuri]

source is here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"It's big. Pretty big. *Wink wink wonk*" - Markimooper

[yesterdays-xkcd]

Yes, I mean she said that during sex. Yes, it was a little weird.

That's What She Said [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

My Hobby: Using "that's what she said" only in the most grammatically ambiguous situations. Friend: He doubts she could've done what they claimed she did. Cueball: That's what she said!