#the Bad Batch is wearing clown wigs at this point

[a-lil-perspective]

Hello wtf is this last season of the Bad Batch.😂😂

[krunchycrispy]

I have to admit, I’ve fallen in love with your AU of The Bad Batch as modern YouTubers (the post about Rampart’s apology video may have gotten a few cackles out of me with the image it made in my head)

The brothers all lovingly picking on each other throughout their channel sounds like something I would watch if it were real. Could you perhaps tell us a bit more about the video where the bald trio follow Hunter’s hair tutorial?

I’m glad you like my tomfoolery! It’s been a while since I’ve thought about this AU, but I do have some slightly descriptive bullet points of the video.

The video starts out surprisingly serine. It’s just Echo, Wrecker and Crosshair sat around a small table in front of the couch. There’s probably a line such as “As you all know, you all somehow managed to get out brother to squeeze out the secret to his luscious locks, and as you can see,” They point to their own heads. “We want in.”

They purposefully got the most comical wigs they could find, and Wrecker can’t stop giggling them. His laughter ends up interrupting a few lines and becomes contagious, leading the three too be laughing for a good two minuets in the final video that may or may not have been cut from a longer period of time.

A few minuets is spent trying to get the wigs on. They don’t know if the caps are necessary or not but they spend some time behind the camera trying to figure out how to put the caps on without any prior knowledge despite Echo suggesting they just looks for a tutorial or something.

Omega ends up walking in on Wrecker with an 18th century judge wig, Echo trying to pull a rainbow clown wig out of it’s squished packaged shape with no luck, and Crosshair battling with a wig cap. Needless to say the viewers would know the exact moment she arrived with a round startled snorts turning into laughter behind the camera.

What would a CF99 video be without sibling banter? Echo gives into it a bit, but it’s mainly coursing through Crosshair and Wrecker. Omega joins in a bit too behind the camera, going about her business or eagerly watching where this goes.

This at some point evolves into a battle with one of the products at some point. Probably some hair gel or leave in conditioner. I think this would be between Crosshair, Wrecker and Omega. In case it wasn’t obvious Echo is the adult in this situation (most of the time, once a glob of gel hits his nose he’s wiping it off and aiming it at the nearest person).

Wrecker uses it as an excuse to say “Order in the court!”

They all have a snack break at some point. Crosshair is the one preparing it because he has the least amount of product in his hands at the time. He’s thoughtful enough to make some for Tech and Hunter too (doesn’t outright admit it. Wrecker just sees him make extra and goes “Aww, you do care after all!”).

There is a small twenty second clip where Crosshair finds Tech and gives him lunch, recording his brother’s reaction to his new head of violet hair.

“Good afternoon Tech.”

“Why are you wearing that?🤨”

“Are you hungry, dearest brother of mine?”

“Thank you- But what are you all doing in the other room?”

He also gives him Hunter’s lunch to pass on, as to not ruin the surprise.

This piques Tech to go and see what’s going on in the other room. He doesn’t get it at first but does find some comedy in it after it’s briefly explained to him. He does personally think they shouldn’t be wasting hair product on the wigs though.

Tech records Hunter’s reaction for them. Omega asks him to sit down on the couch for a surprise, and the brothers just enter and give Hunter very detailed reviews about his tutorial. That’s if Echo can get his out through all his laughter. He loves playful moments like this with his brothers.

Hunter looks tired and confused the entire time, but he cracks a few smiles.

At the end Crosshair doesn’t stop his mockery, and the shortest brother just snatches the wig off of his head. Wrecker then sentences him to one month without hair (Cross is already slowly growing his hair back, but it’s still barely past the buzzed stage here) before his is swiped too in response.