#the DILF files

[thatsmylog]

[daiwild]

I'm only 5-ish hours in so idk if this is accurate

[theinfinitedivides]

i just think that women—

[toomanywatchers]

[placesyoucallhome]

You would almost think there's a family resemblance

[st-hedge]

*drops blorbs all over the floor* OH SHIT OH FUCK *runs*

[vampirewalterskinner]

If you don’t view Walter Skinner sexually then my blog is not the blog for you, girlies 😂

[stephy-gold]

Is there any Fic somewhere where our Silver Fox Mulder is serving cunt?????

[narastories]

Tell me this isn’t even a little bit gay.

Harry about Ortega’s looks: “I just stared at the man beside me as recognition dawned. He was of average height and slightly heavy build, with broad shoulders and a deep chest. He was dark-complected, his black hair neatly brushed, his grey-and-silver suit stylish and tasteful.“ And about his character: “Dedicated, honorable, courageous, self-sacrificial loonies are absolutely the worst people in the world to go up against.“

[thatsmylog]

[koro-is-caffeinated]

Logs onto Tumblr. Posts 12:00 am doodle. Logs off. Refuses to elaborate.

[theinfinitedivides]

runs in the family

[isabellehemlock]

My husband, out of nowhere, in a monotone voice: "What if instead of DILF, it was FILTH for 'Father I'd Like To Hump'?"

Me, having barely been paying attention, processing what was just said: *blinks* ". . . Wait, what?

[klauswalz]

The face you have now isn't your real face, is it? You got your old body back during the New Cyclops Serial Killings case, so...

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Sorry for lack of content :/

I’m currently flicking between two WIP’s and a lengthy geography assignment (due tmrw) so I haven’t had much time.

<3

[aro-base]

Shaking and crying trying to explain random people on the street that he decided to steal his deadly enemy's face because he wanted to be a HOE!!!!! A HOE!!!!!!!! KANAME DATE IS A HOE