#the absolute shithousery

[pernillecfcw]

The absolute shithoursery I love it 😂😍

[rb9]

if you are dating a charles fan who still has faith in ferrari ? MARRY THEM

bc that bitch is loyal as fuck

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

the England national team get through life on unmatched levels of vibes and shithousery

[lewisinho]

lmao lewis in his post-sprint interview with sky said: “carlos hit a poor bird at some stage, bless him, and feathers came all over me”

bless him?! lewis I fucking love you, you pure soul, blessing a bird

[emilysaucyyysonnett]

(Photos by Brad Smith/ISI Photos/USSF/Getty Images for USSF)

“We need someone to hold the ball during the VAR check for this penalty and cause absolute shithousery with the goalie” Sonnett: “Say less”

[johnnyporko]

saw st. aurora twice this weekend, recap and pictures under the cut 🫡

first up was their first ever tavastia gig! it was so cool to see all of them super excited, and it was clear they were having the time of their lives 🥰

sadly they only had a 30 minute set :( but nile managed to say 'fuck' 20 times during the gig 💀 somehow i ended up with their only setlist of the show, it's definitely getting framed!

i also got to meet some internet friends at the gig, and it was so nice 🥺

then, saturday, jyväskylä and @theflyingfeeling! lutakko was super hot, even though it wasn't super packed 🥵 after delta enigma and their joonas porko lookalike singer, it was time for st. aurora, and almost their whole discography, plus 3 unreleased songs 🥰 i absolutely cannot wait for them to release 'nothing at all'

saturday's shenanigans involved petja breaking a guitar, him using nile as a guitar rack every time he switched between guitars and petja and eemi running around looking like hurricanes cause they actually had space to do that 🌪

as always, on both nights they were hanging oit at their merch, and i had great chats with all of them 🥰 they are such nice people, and their gigs are always a great time

tldr: i love this bunch of dudes a lot. sometimes they play music between the shithousery that goes on on stage

as a bonus for scrolling this far, have a picture of me and eemi after the tavastia gig (look at those curls, and the dog pin!)

[footytea]

“since y’all don’t like the balon d’or contenders this year, who would you rather win it? messi? who’s playing in the burger league and is being carried by his teammates in copa?? you lot can never be satisfied”

found the madridista😭that small man lives rent free in their mind I swear. anyways, I wish they would cancel the d’or. no one is playing to standard. like ofc we aren’t satisfied when they finalists used to have hundreds of goals between the three of them and were great for both country and club. Jude dropped form mid way through the season, was practically nonexistent in the ucl, and has been playing like the rest of the English squad this euros (mid). Vini had a good szn and he was important in their ucl run as stated by their manager, but he’s absolutely shit for his country. I say we just forget about it and try again next szn

it's not even that neither jude or vinicius deserve it, because the standards set by messi and ronaldo are just crazy and won't be replicated any time soon, so it's time we start lowering our standards for players, but i just personally don't take the bd'or seriously because if you look at the individual lists of the media people voting and who they put on top you can just tell they're biased or don't know ball 😭

also i just went to check and one of the criteria is player behaviour and fairplay during the season and both jude and vinicius love a bit of shithousery so it'll be an interesting battle 😂

[walshball]

Squaaaaaaaad

Let’s address the elephant in the room: Roebuck dropped. Fucking yikes, but then again what did we expect when she hasn’t actually played a single MINUTE. Gareth Taylor you’ve got a lot to answer for. What on earth.

Glad Khiara is getting another senior call up, I really do think she’s heir apparent to the Queen of Stops.

Dear lord above THATS a lot of defenders. And Sarina will still play Bronzey every single solitary second. I really hope we see some Lotte minutes because she’s been such a beast this season, she’s really proved herself imo. Also Le Tissier you little scamp I want some absolute shithousery, get on that pitch.

Grace Clinton call up YES LAD. COME ON GRACE. My favourite young’un, she’s so good on the ball. Come to the Arsenal.

Everything else as expected, Keira Walsh my beloved mwah mwah you just have fun and be yourself. Zelem, you do… the thing you’re good at I suppose. Corners? It’s corners I think.

MEADO BACK LFG

I’m sick of these pathetic little scorelines I want a Beth Mead hatty at the Meadema derby thank yewwwww I need it like I need air to breathe

I’m worried recent motherhood (new pubby) will have softened her killer instinct, but then again on the pitch she’s looking increasingly fuming so let’s see what she’s cooking for me.

Finally, a special message to Lucy Bronze: good job at the Clasico, now please fucking survive this.

[alexander-arnold66]

Hendo saying that he didn't feel wanted knowing damn well people were crying over the mere thought of him leaving before it even got announced is absolute shithousery. You've made your bed, now lay in it.

[rustencohle]

where is that post about george russell and carlos sainz in a team together and the absolute shithousery that would entail i need it back in my life asap

[hedghost]

i love kerstin and her flipping us off was actually hilarious LMAO like i love the shithousery and it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but like it is a rule in the men’s game too that you can’t make offensive gestures to the crowd 💀 so idk where this rhetoric that they’re only doing this to make women’s football ‘family friendly’ came from

i don’t mind the official statement from the fa but it’s just the narrative around it from outside media (and certain fans) that does my nut in, there’s definitely a perpetuation that’s been around for a while now that women’s football has to be family friendly and its marketed as such and i absolutely fucking hate it.

[ynwa-chiesa]

Im gonna be absolutely honest my beautiful spurs mutuals... i kind of want to watch the shithousery this man udt vs brighton match will be....

[percervall]

do you think there is a player/players that have potential to be one of the greats?

Oh, absolutely. If you look at the way Jarell Quansah has stepped up recently in that centre back position, I mean there's a reason we call him baby Virg. I have also been mightily impressed by Stefan Bajčetić; you can definitely see Thiago's influence there and I am so excited to see how he will grow into his midfield role. But even the tiny child who had Arsenal in his pocket on Sunday, Conor Bradley, impressed me massively.

And even outside of my Liverpool bubble, I can see Pablo Barrios (Atletico Madrid) becoming a great midfielder. He already has the shithousery down that we're used to from Llorente. But also Rodrigo Riquelme has really impressed me.

I am also excited to see what the younger Spain squad Enrique took to the world cup will produce, with the likes of Gavi, Nico Williams and Lamine Yamal. Suffice to say, the future of football is gonna be exciting

Send me a number!

[milflewis]

just spent the last few hours going over the absolute bullshit that doctors have asked my granny to do for them. shit that IS THEIR FUCKING JOB THAT SHE AS SOMEONE WHO PAYS TAXES PAYS FOR. the total shithousery and incredible audacity they have and the fact that she. as a 76 year old woman. has to fight them for. i am Full of Rage

[twotimeracewinnerlandonorris]

people getting mad at mclaren admins because "wHY DIDNT YOU MAKE THE NEW YEAR COLLAGE COMPLETELY CENTERED ON THE DRIVER WHO LOST YOU P4 IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR" genuinely, idc who does it, but I can't wait for the day lando or oscar win a race so we can stop hearing about possibly the biggest shitstain on mclaren since mchonda days. maybe he should have actually performed for 2 years if he wanted more recognition 🤷‍♀️

omg i just looked at the comments I AM FUCKING FUMING!!!! the absolute shithousery of this man being on there TWICE and yet people are all “wHEre iS dAnIel????” like fuck off and maybe get some glasses. i swear to god that i will dropkick the next person who says his name and lando’s in the same sentence. they can all go fuck themselves in their overpriced, ugly fruit enchantee merch and leave mclaren and their sm admins alone.

happy new year 😌

[cher-rei]

congrats to liverpool for losing the prem in september👏 absolute shithousery today