#the batkids getting a kick out of setting Bruce's personas against each other in public

[brucewaynehater101]

It's sus that Bruce adopts so many kids around the same time as Batman, right? How does Brucie Wayne manage those rumors and allegations?

He and Batman are ex-coparents who bonded due to their adoption addictions. All of the Bats are Bruce's kids too, and he'll fight anyone who tries to arrest them. He hates Batman, but those Birds are his kids.

Does Bruce know the Birds' identities? No. Doesn't matter. Being a parent is loving your kids unconditionally even if they are illegally fighting crime.

And no. Brucie's kids are not Batman's. He will fist fight that bat-fetish maniac if he gets anywhere near Bruce's civilian kids. He might fist fight him if he yells at the Birds too.