#the blood of christ is so much sexier somehow in terms of religious solutions
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okay i was wondering how they were going to sterilise 50 boxes worth of dirt, but they just meant adding extra jesus 😒
#dracula daily#i’m kind of disappointed#i wanted to see what scientific methods i was unaware of that would let them sterilise all that dirt without like hauling#a bunch of pots around and boiling it all in batches or something#i’m also………….skeptical of the holy+ theory of sterilisation happening here#like…….if nothing else i don’t think ‘sterilise’ is the right term here#more like supercharging#but as far as idk theoretical inferences go i find it quite weak#on the other hand#how many fucking wafers did van helsing steal????#there has GOT to be some other Sacred Object you can be using here?#how about wine?#think of the symbolism man!#vampires drink blood and you fight back against them with the blood of christ??#ohhhhhhh drink holy wine to deliver poison surprise!!#come on dudes why are you not realizing the full practical and symbolic potential here??#the body of christ is honestly so boring as a solution#the blood of christ is so much sexier somehow in terms of religious solutions#like the crucifix is also so yawn#i feel like at some point it would have to stop working just by virtue of dracula being like ‘a crucifix against the vampire? groundbreaking#at least use icons or something which have the sexy vibe of forcing the vampire to be Perceived by Sacred Eyes or whatever#god bram stoker why are you so PROTESTANT#anyway hashtag BoilDraculasDirt
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