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pollenallergie · 2 years

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it’s so hard not to buy prince harry’s audiobook… like i just want a good laugh but also i don’t want to financially encourage him to continue writing. in fact, i think if he so much as opens a blank google doc again in his life, he should be shot with a tranquilizer dart and hauled off to an emergency therapy session.

#no shade to meghan <3 #all shade to harry tho #because what the fuck??#so many people probably read that book before it was published and yet none of them tried to stop him??#spare #the fact that elizabeth arden was a pioneer of the beauty industry and one of the most successful businesswomen in american history #and now all gen z can think about when they hear her name is the cream that a former english prince put on his dick #oof #prince harry #prince harry’s oscillating penis #can’t wait for future youths to learn about this book as being 1 of the last works published about the royals before the monarchy collapsed #what a fun lesson that’ll be for current events class

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