#the financial side of things is a separate issue ofc

[orthoceras]

thank god I take notes in meetings. I've been crashing out the past few days abt whether the new voice teacher I end up studying with is going to Ban Me From Arias and make me sing nothing but vocalises for the next 5 years. and I completely forgot until just now that one of my voice profs told me less than 2 months ago that he thought I could easily apply to music schools and start attending one in fall 2026.

[xmaveria]

🌙 for Jorge 💚 🌟 for Val 🔫 for Aisha 🌌 for Zafira

:3c

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

Jorge’s greatest wish has to do with escaping what situation he is in and bringing out his loved ones with him. Growing up in such a volatile home he wishes more than ever have his own independence financially & legally separate himself from them. To be with his own chosen family. A group of friend's he'd come to grow up and love with all his heart (Valerie included) where they can all be safe and not consumed by the poverty and the desperation the streets bring out around them. He needs to protect them from it all, in ways he knows best reconcile, manipulate, and plan always with the group's well being priority since you can never avoid the threats around that force you to pick sides. There is no loyalty to the other so called networks or greedy gangs they sometimes talk to, since there is always the risk it will drag each of them down if they're not careful. Jorge wants his group to live their own dreams without being trapped in a cycle of violent recruitment he has seen all the youths around the area fall to it  where dreams are only blood and death. According to him they deserve better than he could ever achieve with his already ‘fucked up life’  he would even sacrifice himself for them

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

Valerie's comfort can come in many forms they are a tactile person and finds great comfort in physical gestures like hugs and kisses, holding hand with friends and ofc food. Valerie prefers having a loved one's presence and company in the same room, if that is not an option they like to reach the highest part of a place and lay down alone glancing at people or the happenings below. calmly find a moment of clarity and drift in thoughts

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

This is such a unique ask I love it. Valerie looks at stars and after the admiration of the first impression to the cosmos they falls back to wishful thoughts. What could their future be? Who they could be sitting next to seeing the same sky if some things haven't happened? or if they did differently? Gazing at the starry sky sparks reflection for Valerie of the stars above staring back and the living stars they met. Valerie star gazes with friends often for fun (the perks of living in such a remote high place)  They like to gaze with the company of Garigar, Aisha, Nick, Yun and would definitely want to stargaze with Jorge.

🔫 PISTOL- do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

Aisha does not trust ppl easily haha, she has grown up in a small town rather and knows how things can go sour trusting the wrong ppl plus moving to the big city of sharks did not help her trust issues. A big city mechanic who was her mentor was betrayed and taken in by a powerful snitch, leaving her to pick up the damage of the aftermath guess she felt betrayed as well when the mentor never told her a few secrets. Aisha doesn’t believe much in righteousness and wants to preserve herself so if you’re not close to her she won’t think much about the betrayal if its for her convenience. Her friends however she doesn’t want them to feel dropped into such confusion and pain as her mentor did to her so she knows not to do it to them!

🌌 MILKY WAY what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

Ohoho For Zafira I know I wanted her to be a beautiful tattoo women and always dripping jewellery with her color related theme BLUE for her name as for personality she needed to be based on hardcore good latine mom Mm! the biggest inspo was my family , specially since we hold the family’s matriarch's in high regard and respect. Constantly there’s times I have seen and been told of  their perseverance, intensity, and sacrifices they will do for their children and their futures. this was THE inspiration for her big time <3 genuinely still inspired me

[thegreenmetblue]

I saw this domestic question-answer thing and wanted to do it with Starker so here we go :

Disagreement :

Who is more likely to raise their voice ?

Tony. Mostly when he’s worried about Peter.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does ?

Tony.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves ?

Peter. He’d take upon himself until he really can’t.

Who trashes the house ?

Tony. Peter’s too sweet to break anything.

Do either of them get physical ?

No, they’d never do anything to hurt the other. No matter how much they argue or how much power they have.

How often do they argue/disagree ?

Often. I’d say fourth times a week but for little things. And one big fight per two months.

Who is the first to apologize ?

Tony. He’s most likely the one who fucked things up in the first place anyway.

Sex :

Who is on top ?

Tony. He’s daddy.

Who is on the bottom ?

Peter. He’s needy baby.

Who has the strangest desires ?

BOTH. They’re both super kinky.

Any kinks ?

Daddy, praise, humiliation, public, overstimulation, edging, hair pulling, power ambivalence, orders, spanking, and the list is long...

Who’s dominant in bed ?

Tony.

Is head ever in the equation ?

Yeah ofc.

If so, who is better at performing it ?

Tony. But Peter’s getting better every day.

Ever had sex in public ?

Is that a real question ? Tony enjoys it so much. Peter too (even if he pretends he doesn’t).

Who moans the most ?

Peter. He’s a moaning slut.

Who leaves the most marks ?

Peter. Cause the marks on his body fades pretty quickly because of the healing factor but they both like to mark each other to show they own each other.

Who screams the loudest ?

Peter. He’s also a screamer. His voice gets so high.

Who is the more experienced of the two ?

Bruh Tony. He has a life of playboy behind him. Peter’s a cute not-so-much virgin

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’ ?

Both, it depends on the mood of the moment.

Rough or soft ?

Rough but sometimes it gets soft, because the love is showing too much. Lots of praises, « i love you »s, kisses and needy cuddles.

How long do they usually last ?

Peter never lasts long but he cums multiple times. Tony mostly cums one time cause he lasts way longer.

Is protection used ?

Tony tried but yeah... nop.

Does it ever get boring ?

With their kinky and loving ass ? Never.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex ?

Tricky question. Huh... Maybe on a couch while they were on a movie night with the Avengers.

Family :

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children ?

Yes, they plan to. But only once Tony retired.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have ?

At least two.

Who is the favorite parent ?

Both ?

Who is the authoritative parent ?

Tony. Peter’d be too cute to be authoritative.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school ?

Both of them cause their kids are gonna be super clever anyway so what’s a day off ?

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around ?

Peter. Tony’d eat junk food but refuses his kids doing the same.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children ?

Both. But Tony has more time.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews ?

Tony. Peter’s still an Avengers and have less time for those.

Who changes the diapers ?

Tony. Peter senses are too dialed up for that.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby ?

Peter. He doesn’t want his husband to wake up.

Who spends the most time with the children ?

Tony. Peter’s still Spiderman.

Who packs their lunch boxes ?

Tony.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’ ?

Peter. He’s scared Tony would say too much.

Who cleans up after the kids ?

Peter. Tony’s as messy as the kids.

Who worries the most ?

Tony.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from ?

Tony again.

Affection :

Who likes to cuddle ?

Both of them. But Peter gets more needy.

Who is the little spoon ?

Peter. But he can spoon Tony when he gets nightmares

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places ?

Tony. But again, Peter always follows.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself ?

Peter. He always want to touch Tony but try not to because they’re in public. But Tony enjoys touching Peter all the time just to see him blush.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable ?

They never become uncomfortable from cuddling, what is that question even ???

Who gives the most kisses ?

Peter.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity ?

Working in the lab.

Where is their favorite place to cuddle ?

The couch.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other ?

Tony.

How often do they get time to themselves ?

Every day but when they’re on missions.

Sleeping :

Who snores ?

Tony.

If both do, who snores the loudest ?

Just Tony snores.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately ?

Wtf ? They share.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart ?

Cozy up together.

Who talks in their sleep ?

Peter. He says Tony’s name a lot.

What do they wear to bed ?

When cold, Tony boxers and T-shirt and Peter the « trip to NY » T-shirt and « Hello Kitty » bottom. When hot, just boxers.

Are either of your muses insomniacs ?

They’re both super fucked up so yeah. A freaking lot of insomnias. But Tony has them more.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside ?

Yes.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side ?

Wrap their limbs around each other.

Who wakes up with bed hair ?

Peter. And it makes Tony’s heart melt every time.

Who wakes up first ?

Tony. He can’t sleep.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other ?

Tony.

What is their favorite sleeping position ?

Spoon ? Or Peter glued to Tony.

Who hogs the sheets ?

Peter. He’s a sleeping princess.

Do they set an alarm each night ?

No. Tony always wake up and he’s the one waking Peter up with lots of sweet words.

Can a television be found in their bedroom ?

Yup.

Who has nightmares ?

Both of them have a lot of nightmares. Mostly about losing each other or dying.

Who has ridiculous dreams ?

Definitely Peter.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed ?

Also Peter. But Tony lets him.

Who makes the bed ?

Peter.

What time is bed time ?

When they’re done in the lab. It can be really late cause they tend to forget themself in their little nerdy world.

Any routines/rituals before bed ?

Sex and then cuddles.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up ?

Peter. He’s a teen, he never has enough sleep.

Work :

Who is the busiest ?

Both of them cause you know, superhero stuff.

Who rakes in the highest income ?

Duh, Tony.

Are any of your muses unemployed ?

Nop.

Who takes the most sick days ?

Tony ? Peter can’t get sick.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work ?

Tony. He doesn’t even show up to his own meetings.

Who sucks up to their boss ?

Peter cause Tony’s the boss ???

What are their jobs ?

Both are superheroes but Tony’s SI’s boss and Peter’s an intern here for now.

Who stresses the most ?

Peter. He’s always stressed. Tony’s always calm. Except when Peter’s on a mission.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations ?

They love it. It’s sometimes hard but that’s their reason to live.

Are your muses financially stable ?

Tony’s a billionaire so I think yes they are.

Home :

Who does the washing ?

Tony.

Who takes out the trash ?

Peter.

Who does the ironing ?

Tony.

Who does the cooking ?

Tony again.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying ?

Both of them, they’re basically babies.

Who is messier ?

Tony. Cause he tends to forget everything.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty ?

Tony again. And Peter secretly likes that cause it makes him feel like he’s more mature than Tony.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor ?

Peter.

Who forgets to flush the toilet ?

Peter.

Who is the prankster around the house ?

Mmmh I feel like it’s Tony. Lots of sex pranks.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere ?

Peter. But it’s okay cause Tony have plenty of cars.

Who mows the lawn ?

Tony.

Who answers the telephone ?

Tony. Phone calls stress Peter.

Who does the vacuuming ?

Peter. But only when he can put music with.

Who does the groceries ?

Both.

Who takes the longest to shower ?

Peter af. He likes to sing and jerk off. But the longest showers are when both are in it cause yeah... heads and showersex.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom ?

Peter.

Miscellaneous :

Is money a problem ?

Tony’s a billionaire so no, money isn’t a problem for them.

How many cars do they own ?

Huhh.... 6 ?

Do they own their home or do they rent ?

Tony owns the Compound and they also own a house somewhere lost, next to a lake.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside ?

Both lol.

Do they live in the city or in the country ?

Also both.

Do they enjoy their surroundings ?

Yes. Peter more than Tony cause he’s still not used to all of this.

What’s their song ?

Can’t Help Falling In Love I guess ? Or Daddy Issues. They don’t have the same taste in music. Peter likes pop and love songs and Tony likes rock songs. But Peter secretly have a playlist for songs that remind him of Tony.

What do they do when they’re away from each other ?

They do video calls a lot cause they always miss each other.

Where did they first meet ?

In Peter’s bedroom.

How did they first meet ?

Tony recruited him in team Iron Man.

Who spends the most money when out shopping ?

Tony for sure. Peter is really not used to spend a lot of money. But Tony enjoys spending money for Peter.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets ?

Their assets won’t ever be flashed but Tony.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over ?

Tony. Cause Peter is clumsy af when he’s not Spidey.

Any mental issues ?

Oof. Okay I need a roman for that. They both have heavy PTSDs. Due to their job. Tony’s traumatized by Afghanistan, the people he lost, his parent’s death, Peter dusting, his « death ». Peter’s traumatized by Ben’s death, his first fight, his « death », Tony’s « death », his fight with Mysterio. Tony has a lot of panic attacks and Peter has anxiety. And they both have a lot of nightmares about it so a lot of insomnia too.

Who’s terrified of bugs ?

None of them.

Who kills the spiders around the house ?

Also none of them cause it offends Peter.

Their favorite place ?

Their home.

Who pays the bills ?

Tony. He likes to make Peter’s life easy. Beside Peter doesn’t know how to do that.

Do they have any fears for their future ?

They’re obviously scared the other one will die in a mission, but they try to not talk about it and enjoys their time the best way they can.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner ?

Tony. And everytime he does it, Peter melts.

Who uses up all of the hot water ?

There’s always hot water but it’d be Peter.

Who’s the tallest ?

Tony. But Peter gets taller and he’ll eventually be taller than Tony. And Tony hates that.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other ?

Peter, he does that everytime he can.

Who wanders around in their underwear ?

Peter. Cause he’s warmer because of his metabolism. That drives Tony crazy.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio ?

Peter. For sure.

What do they tease each other about ?

Tony teases Peter a lot. About everything. But mostly about his clumsiness, the way he blushes everytime Tony praises him, the way he needs almost nothing from Tony to get hard.

Peter teases Tony about his age sometimes. But only because he knows deep down their age gap turns Tony on.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times ?

Both. Tony to Peter’s sweaters and Iron Man clothes. And Peter to Tony’s old band T-shirts. (But he secretly loves them and steals them to sleep with).

Do they have mutual friends ?

The Avengers. They spent a lot of free time with them as well cause it feels like a big family.

Who crushed first ?

Peter. Ofc. He has had a crush on Iron Man since he was like 7. Tony only knew him when Peter was 14, but it took a moment for him to come with the crush thing.

Any alcohol or substance related problems ?

Tony had a lot of alcohol problems yeah but not since he’s really with Peter. One night they had a big fight about it and Peter threatened to leave if Tony didn’t stop. Tony hasn’t had a drink since then.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am ?

Peter. Since Tony doesn’t drink anymore.

Who swears the most ?

Tony.

[cohentm]

✮     ∷     ╰  𝖚𝖕𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 .

             I FEEL LIKE i just ran away from home and then realized i’m five and, unfortunately, cannot survive without my parents. LMDFLKDFGM i missed u all and had to return… we hate to see it. anyway! whew. i figured i’d post a refreshed lil intro for cohen to make sure i hit on some key changes before i hop back into the game! the most important / group-related part is right at the top, so if u read nothing else, read that! ily all and i’m excited to jump back in like i never left. i’ll be sliding in dms and makin’ starters asap, so if u wanna make some connection changes my door’s always open! x

✮     ∷     ╰  𝖈𝖔𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖆 : 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 .

cohen currently lives in a glorified, raggedy frat-esque house ( he is NOT a fratboy but he might as well be huh ) of his own right off campus, about a five minute drive / ten minute walk from the stadium ( it’s about four bedrooms large with three bathrooms, all on one floor. think david dobrik’s house–click here to see–except much uglier and CHEAP MVDFLG ). 

he’s fiscally very protective of his savings. he’s been working since he was 12 with his dad, and never ever spent his money, despite some repetitive near-misses where his parents tried ( and failed, bc cohen’s slick ) to steal money from him. basically he now pays for his share of the house using the money he saves/has always saved working for factories, farms, & fixing people’s junk cars. 

his only current roommate is foster, meaning he has two spare rooms he’s not really doing anything with. beer pong table’s outside, the kitchen is the alcohol hot spot, there’s a pool table instead of a dining room table, u know how it goes. 

regardless, he throws open invite house parties literally every weekend. they take place every friday night up until the sun rises on sunday morning–whether he’s around the house for all of five seconds or all night doesn’t matter, because they’re always a-go. 

you’re all 100% free to use his house entirely at your leisure for character fun / development / a place for ur thread to take place / etc! you don’t even need to get my okay beforehand! just do it! think of it as a known dillon fact that cohen’s having a house party every weekend NFKDFNDFKJG. 

no matter who you are, whether cohen likes you or not, he will not care if you show up with some randos or familiar faces and party it out. he’s socially bored 24/7 and full of apathy and alcohol at all times so mans probably will be plastered drunk out doing donuts in the parking lot and fighting someone he doesn’t have beef with anyway. ur muse probably won’t even see him there. LMKGDFLG if you’ve ever seen burlesque? literally him showing up to his OWN house for a visit / to get plastered and then wander off during the weekend party is…. real. so yeah! use his house like it’s ur own. just be out by sunday afternoon bc he likes to pretend none of it ever happened as soon as he wakes up and has to be sober for school. x KMVFBLFG love u all.

✮     ∷     ╰  𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬  &  𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

tw: eating disorder mentions ( food & lifestyle ), drug addiction / recovery, alcoholism, & mentions of past steroid use.

full name.    cohen anthony segura.

aka.    co, jet.

character inspiration.    adam parrish ( the raven cycle ), vince howard & tim riggins lovechild ( if y’all watched fnl…. let’s cry together ), a much more problematic  &  asshole-ish david dobrik ( the vlog squad ), nathan scott ( oth ), steven hyde ( that ‘70s show ), emily prentiss & aaron hotchner lovechild ( criminal minds ), & noel miller ( tmg ).

age & d.o.b.    twenty-two. birthdate tbd.

zodiac.    virgo sun, aries moon, & aquarius rising.

pronouns.    he / him.

orientation.    openly bisexual.

this has never presented as too large of an issue for cohen, despite living in dillon. he isn’t afraid of being talked about, and has a history of making sure people know he can hold his own if anyone has anything to say about his personal life.

university major.    architecture  &  architectural technology.

after living in a trailer for the duration of his life, the idea that he would be invested in architecture is astounding. however, here he is. his passion for home creation stemmed from growing up and envisioning a real home to live in. his parents are both into self-taught carpentry, and his dad was shoving tools and measuring tape into his hands from the time he was young in an effort to instill in him a firm “get it done yourself” mindset. he spends his time studying structure  &  building planning, and secretly has a journal full of dream house mark-ups.

occupation.    wide receiver for the dillon panthers, full time student, & prospective architect / carpenter post-college.

tattoos.    many riddled throughout his body. brandon arreaga’s tattoos are cohen’s.

face claim.    brandon arreaga.

alignment.    neutral evil.

hogwarts.    slytherin.

positive & negative traits.    ( if u’ve already read this do not read it again i promise u nothing here changed LSMFLD )

hardworking–he works himself to the bone and is entirely unapologetic about it. you’ll rarely catch him slipping, but if he does, he’s the first to get ear-splittingly angry with himself over it. he’s way too hard on himself & he knows it, but he’ll never admit it. 

he nitpicks at the flaws of others in an effort to feel superior, and always acts unaffected when he’s called out for bringing the team down when he’s not taking care of himself ( cue vince howard from fnl or nathan scott from oth scenes where they’re bragging about how good they are on the field even though he’s apt to get himself hurt because of how desperate he is for some kind of validation–cohen had a huge issue with restricting and abusing stimulants / testing steroids throughout high school and college in an attempt to boost his football persona. he was always incredibly fast and beat literal ODDS to maintain his wide receiver position, but especially thanks to his small build he’s used to being underestimated / downplayed, which puts a really heavy weight on his shoulders. today, he’s eating healthily, he’s off drugs, and he’s taking care of himself better than he ever has before, but it’s still incredibly hard and he still reaches out for ways to overcompensate, which is where alcohol usually comes into play ). 

transparent–sure, he can turn into a stressed out & irritable jerk within a fraction of a second, but at least he’s upfront about when he switches lanes. LDFGLMKFG

he’s incredibly focused, which means he’s never going to linger in uncertainty for too long before he admits that he’s just not down to be around you / to be there / to talk / etc. he’s no bullshitter by any means. he’d rather hurt your feelings and keep his environment stable and tactile than stick around and put his easily shaken emotions at risk just to make you comfy. 

he’s also accountable. he knows when he’s causing shit to fuck up & hit the fan, and he’s always quick to right wrongs when things are on him. ofc he’s bred from a family full of blame-givers, so he unhealthily picked up a bad habit of being really good at sounding like he’s apologizing sincerely when he’s really just trying to end a fight because he’s annoyed. LDCLDKMFDFG. 

he’s blunt, temperamental, & incredibly selfish when it comes to his own lifelines / vices, but wholeheartedly selfless when it comes to doing anything to protect or lift up the people he loves.

mental diagnoses.    anorexia nervosa ( in recovery ), alcoholism ( ongoing ), an addiction to various stimulants ( in recovery ), & frequent past attempts at steroid use.

physical diagnoses.    n / a.

phobias.    has an irrational fear of accidentally burning down his house. will get immensely stressed–to the point where he’s absolutely annoying and intolerable to put up with / be around–if someone’s cooking or baking “irresponsibly.” will probably yell at you and hover-cook until you let him take over so he can make sure nothing goes wrong. LMSDFKLFG

scars.   an appendix scar on his lower left side.

drug use.    frequently.

alcohol use.    frequently.

diet.    very decently rounded. he loves to cook, despite being self-taught. growing up the way he did, he settles for making simple dishes very well. he’s not the type to go all out for dinner. he meal preps like it’s his job. he usually just settles with some kind of pan-friend chicken and pasta dish at home.

birth place.    dillon, texas.

parents.    "jude" judith & anthony segura. 

two lower class parents with deep-rooted anger issues. they currently live in the same trailer park together, in separate trailers, and fight with each other constantly. they claim they’re divorced, and are seeing other people, but they’ve never actually filed for anything, since anthony segura thinks it’s just a ploy for judith to take “half [his] shit.” cohen visits them often, and acts as a middle ground child who hates but loves both of them equally. his dad enjoys / tolerates his son’s presence more than his mother does, but only marginally. his mother’s much less concerned with the fact that she has children, since, in her mind, her relationship issues are the most important things in her life. cohen spent many nights as a kid with his drugged up mom in his lap while she cried about not being loved by anyone. his dad, even though he’s rough with cohen, at least spends time with him every now and again. as a kid, his dad was handing him beers to drink and tools to learn to use to prove he was a man ( despite being a ten y/o child bfkjgk oh well! ). regardless, today cohen lives on his own but is still the financial backbone for his parents–since his mom is unemployed and his dad is a seasonal construction worker–and has been since he was fifteen. they ask him for money every chance they get, and cohen never says no.

siblings.    a younger sister ( by two years ). loves her to death. would protect her with his life.

pets.    he’s notorious for letting a certain set of strays run amuck in his house. he feeds the neighborhood cat, is a-okay with people bringing their animals to his parties, etc. but he’s too scared of permanence and obsessed with independence to ever follow through with getting his own animal.

education.    current senior at dillon university. 

he has always been a decent student. he got into architectural honors college his sophomore year of college. however, he’s still not by any means incredibly intelligent. he’s decent grade-wise, but only because he tries really hard and puts in the effort it takes to keep up in a field like architecture. he’s also a chronic cheater, but c’est la vie! lmfgdflkg he spends the vast majority of his time either studying or practicing, and gets very irritable very quick doing either activity because he doesn’t know how to manage stress, so he drinks in the evenings in an attempt to make up for his tense demeanor, but he’s an angry drunk so… whomst are we really kidding here. LMDFKLG

languages.    english & american sign language.

[ambivalent-auguries]

✩ for old gays or apocalypse twinks

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Adrian would never, but neither Kazuma but maybe Kazuma lol Who threatens to leave but never actually does? They are above that lol But Adrian would be the one to take a time out, I feel Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Adrian has a tendency to bury his head in the sand, but he’s getting better at that Who trashes the house? Kazuma, but not during a fight, just while trying to cook lol Do either of them get physical? Nah Adrian is a giant teddy bear and Kazuma is would never use his powers for evil  How often do they argue/disagree? Rarely, I feel  Who is the first to apologise? Both, they take it on the chin if they’re in the wrong and move on like adults

Sex:

Who is on top? Mostly Adrian Who is on the bottom? Mostly Kazuma Who has the strangest desires? Probably Kazuma lol Any kinks? Marriage lol Who’s dominant in bed? They both are, Kazuma is a power bottom let’s not kid ourselves lol Is head ever in the equation? Yeah, Adrian has a worship kink lol If so, who is better at performing it? Kazuma tbh lol Ever had sex in public? Does leaving the curtains open count?? Who moans the most? Kazuma lol Adrian mostly GRUNTS Who leaves the most marks? Adrian, unintentionally lol Who screams the loudest? Uh neither? Lol they not that wild lol  Who is the more experienced of the two? I’d say they are kinda at the same level?? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? MAKE LOVE (fuck at first tho ngl lol) Rough or soft? Soft, usually  How long do they usually last? LOOOOL The first time they do it?? 3 mins tops, they get better after that lol Is protection used? When it’s available lol Does it ever get boring? Adrian is boring lol  Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Uh back patio lol Keeping close to home tho lol

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? YES AND GRANDCHILDREN ALL THE KIDS  If so, how many children do your muses want/have? They each have one and they’re both looking forward to grandkids lol Who is the favorite parent? Kazuma, always lol Kyo adores him and Jess is happy her dad found a prince to marry lol Who is the authoritative parent? Kazuma does more of the disciplining, because Adrian is a weak man with his kids lol Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? ADRIAN lol Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Kazuma because Adrian would cook instead lol Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both, what do you mean?? They are both supportive parents lol Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, they play good cop, bad cop lol  Who changes the diapers? Both Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both, but Adrian would do it more because he loves his husband lol Who spends the most time with the children? Kazuma because of his job and Adrian is a busy detective, but Adrian would make sure to get in quality time in with the kids Who packs their lunch boxes? Adrian lol Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Kazuma Who cleans up after the kids? Both, they work as a team lol Who worries the most? Adrian, I feel lol Because he knows how fucked up the world is  Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Kazuma because he has words and nobody wants the kid’s first word to be ‘yeehaw’ lol

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both, but Adrian seeks it more  Who is the little spoon? Does it matter?? But Adrian gives all encompassing hugs and Kazuma likes that Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Kazuma lol Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  ADRIAN lol Especially when buzzed lol How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? What is uncomfortable?? Who gives the most kisses? Adrian, thirsty bitch lol What is their favourite non-sexual activity? I think reading together or spending time with their kids Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch, watching TV after a long day of wrangling kids lol Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Kazuma lol He will cup a handful of man boob any time lol How often do they get time to themselves? Not that often because the kids are around lol

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither, but Adrian has nightmares oop If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed ofc If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Adrian’s arm falls asleep every night because he insists on holding Kazuma close to him lol Who talks in their sleep? Adrian :( What do they wear to bed? I wouldn’t be surprised if Kazuma wore a fucking kimono to bed lol But Adrian wears joggers and a t-shirt  Are either of your muses insomniacs? Nah, but Adrian and sleep don’t always get along Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Sometimes, for Adrian  Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Depends, but I feel more often than not they don’t completely suffocate each other lol Who wakes up with bed hair? Kazuma lol  Who wakes up first? Adrian? Both? They are both early risers  Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Adrian, we don’t let Kazuma near the kitchen  What is their favourite sleeping position? Adrian on his back, Kazuma resting his head on his shoulder/chest, Adrian having an arm around Kazuma, maybe they even hold hands, who knows lol Who hogs the sheets? Adrian unintentionally cause he’s a big guy lol Do they set an alarm each night? They don’t really need to lol They’ve gotten to the point in their lives where their body mysteriously wakes them up when they’ve had enough sleep - you know, adulthood lol Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nah neither are that big into TV watching - Kazuma probably reads before bed, where Adrian looks over work cases. They have a TV mostly for the news and cartoons for Jess  Who has nightmares? Adrian  Who has ridiculous dreams? Kazuma lol I can see having an active imagination lol Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Kazuma lol But he can’t take that much because Adrian is just big by default and occupies a lot of space lol Who makes the bed? Kazuma, I feel  What time is bed time? They old men, probably 10pm is their bed time, after they’ve put Jess down and checked in on Kyo lol Any routines/rituals before bed? Praying and checking the doors are locked for Adrian, Kazuma checks things are good for the next day and makes sure to tell the kids goodnight Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Adrian, he needs a coffee before he can function lol

Work:

Who is the busiest? Adrian, but they both lead busy lives Who rakes in the highest income? Kazuma probably charges some fat fee for the honour of being taught at his dojo lol Are any of your muses unemployed? Nah, they are stable adults Who takes the most sick days? Neither, they push through lol Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither, I feel they are both stupidly early lol Who sucks up to their boss? Neither and Kazuma is his own boss lol What are their jobs? Kazuma is a martial arts teacher and Adrian is the captain of the homicide department uwu  Who stresses the most? Adrian, his job is stressful and at times dangerous Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Hell yeah  Are your muses financially stable? Yeah

Home:

Who does the washing? Adrian  Who takes out the trash? Kazuma during the day, Adrian at night Who does the ironing? Kazuma while flicking through a novel lol Who does the cooking? Adrian Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? KAZUMA  Who is messier? Adrian lol Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Adrian lol Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Adrian  Who forgets to flush the toilet? Adrian is not THAT messy lol Who is the prankster around the house? Kazuma teases lol Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Kazuma  Who mows the lawn? Adrian and Kazuma enjoys watching it from the shade lol Who answers the telephone? Adrian mostly  Who does the vacuuming? Adrian, he’s used to getting glitter out of the carpet lol Who does the groceries? Both uwu  Who takes the longest to shower? They’re both pretty quick  Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Uhh neither? 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nah How many cars do they own? Adrian owns one Do they own their home or do they rent? They own Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Suburbs basically, good neighbourhood for their kids Do they live in the city or in the country? Outskirts of city Do they enjoy their surroundings? They do What’s their song? In my mind, THIS What do they do when they’re away from each other? Work lol Where did they first meet? Kazuma’s dojo How did they first meet?  Well, let me tell you a tale of Adrian taking some classes to improve his reflexes and get some exercise in and ya know, Kazuma was the cute teacher that my cowboy was entirely too shy to approach lol Or something like that lol Who spends the most money when out shopping? Kazuma, Adrian has a poor person mentality lol Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither ew They show off their kids lol Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Kazuma loool Adrian just gets worried lol Any mental issues? Adrian has PTSD and has struggled with depression Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither  Who kills the spiders around the house? Neither, they catch the spider and let it out of the house Their favourite place? Either home with the kids or the amusement park with the kids lol Who pays the bills? They both chip in Do they have any fears for their future? NO GRANDCHILDREN lol Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Adrian uwu Who uses up all of the hot water? Adrian lol he likes his showers hot  Who’s the tallest? Adrian  Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Adrian lol Who wanders around in their underwear? Adrian and Kazuma just enjoys it lol Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Adrian lol What do they tease each other about? Adrian teases Kazuma about the dirty novels, Kazuma teases Adrian about his stern face and the princess outfit lol Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither, they are fucking oblivious lol Do they have mutual friends? Their kids uwu lol Who crushed first? Adrian, let’s be real lol Any alcohol or substance related problems? Adrian struggled a bit but he’s good Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Adrian after a night out with his team lol Who swears the most? Adrian, but doesn’t make a habit out of it 

[lydsfm]

funny how i’ve had this bitch for a good year or so, began using her in january, Stopped, and have absolutely no recollection of the bg i made up for her since it’s likely in a dm i’ve lost track of SFSGFLDK so we’re starting over !! i’m gonna make this short and sweet bc dealing with three kids under the age of ten when i could’ve been wrapping this up a few hours ago took me O U T, not to mention i’m watching masterchef as i type this, but i’m kat, about to become an old hag come sunday bc i turn 22 and.. idk, i could use a glass of moscato right about now sdfjlkgdf enough about me bc you’ll see me bitching about something soon enough, so with that i’ll introduce you all to miss lydia hyunh ! stats will be up later hopefully, plots..... we’re going off the cuff with them until i cave and make one up so until then —

╰   * ✶ . ever notice lydia hyunh kinda looks like hillary trinh ? they’ve got 4.8m followers on instagram, but that’s no surprise. their instagram bio says they identify as cis female and go by she/her. they just turned twenty-one, right? word around la is they’re kinda vainglorious and nonchalant, but you couldn’t tell online. does it matter when your family’s net worth is $270m? ❪ kat, she/her, gmt-2:30 ❫

she comes from a new money family at the helm of a hong kong-based real estate development firm, but her geographical background is a tad more complex than that sijfg

not to mention her mother being a miss universe contestant-turned-supermodel who still walked the occasional runway after two kids à la the iconic 2010s victoria’s secret models, but anyways —

her dad’s a british national ( and started off as a financier, then switched to real estate, tHEN became a cfo of his own firm fdgsdklfdgfl ) as are she and her brother, so while he and his family were busy building up their company with many trips abroad, lydia, her brother and her mom hung back in london for the most part — though some of her summers were spent in hong kong or along the beaches of the mediterranean when she wasn’t embracing the countryside of her home country during term breaks

however, at age 10, she and the family moved to edinburgh so she could attend a more prestigious private school — and so they could be a bit closer to her brother who was spending time at the renowned st. andrew’s university 

.. basically, i need a sister in arms when it comes to bastardized accents, so have this british bitch with a scottish twinge FDSGJSHDGFSLK

speaking of her brother, they clearly have a sizeable age gap, so while they do love each other and all that, they aren’t necessarily close. he’s primed to be something of an heir and he’s more than cool with that, while lyds is more keen on taking her time to figure out what she wants to do with her life and her parents encourage it..... not to say he was ever pressured but, y’know

all the while, mama hyunh was busy appearing on.. idk, something like america’s next top model and project runway when she could — maybe even masterchef ?? GJSFGF — trying to work her schedule around lydia by taking her with her on sick days or during the summer months

so lydia had a taste of hollywood during her early teens with these trips, absolutely enamoured, fucking gobsmacked that her mom was in the industry bc with the way they lived back home it was as if she was merely privileged as hell

connection idea right there folks !

should note bc it feels weird to glaze over it even if it disrupts the flow, but lydia ?? LOVES her mom. so much. she’s a family girl in general, but she really does look up to her mom and appreciates the little things she does to help or impress her

we’re all about wholesome family relationships here, js SLKFDGJSLFD but anyways

she keeps up this lifestyle of studying in edinburgh, travelling wherever the fuck her parents wish to take her and getting ( almost ) whatever she wants

bc if there’s one thing either of her parents put to her, it was to know her limits and to at least recognize her privilege, even if they knew she was a little too spoiled in her own way to be thoroughly humbled. sounds fake but i always thought of them as traditional hard workers who want their kids to be the same, so 😔

and with that, upon graduating and attending uni in glasgow the following fall, lydia kinda.. separated herself from some aspects of her wealth, wanting to be a normal student with some obvious luxuries bc. she can’t help herself fsdgljgdfs

especially when you have a damn model for a mom and you’re Kinda known to be her kid

and yknow what, it worked out for the most part. ofc she couldn’t hide her roots so people knew this annoying brat came from money, but they weren’t complaining bc at least it meant they had some GREAT parties bc of some loans she’d give out for the sake of having a good time herself

long story short, she loved uni, still does, but she loves the breaks even more as she’s been consistently visiting hollywood since she was 18. mama hyunh became more involved in being a tv personality now that both kids were out of the nest and her husband kept himself occupied with work ( when he couldn’t see her, which ofc is routine as he recently moved up to be ceo ), so she spends much of her time in beverly hills 

so much so that lyds’ summers were spent reconnecting with her mom, and having a wild time on the side too gfsdkjgfd

this year, however, her dad decided to open an office in l.a. to be more present with his wife. and to capitalize on the market

and after hearing that.. something in lydia Snapped. ksldfgjkldf like she v quickly decided to take a break from school and stay here for a bit

which some would find weird bc really ? NOW ? when your parents are around ?? but eh....... using the excuse of “ family bonding ” to really take advantage of whatever ounce of star power she has here is fine by her LFSKDGJSDFG

probably lives with her two cousins to save her ass from being dragged

PERSONALITY AND OTHER SHIT

according to my little blurb on my p much Dead indie: “ ( upper middle class-turned ) trust fund baby who tries to downplay her privilege but usually fails; adventurous and charming, she's a soft player who likes being pursued so long as she calls the shots ”

so uh.. that hasn’t changed much GFLKSDFL

i love the ( closet ) sad little rich girl and all those classic tropes as much as the next person, but lydia happens to be one of the most unbothered chicks you’ll probably ever meet FGJKSDG

vulnerability ?? don’t know her ! she’s just here for a good time and doesn’t know anything But !

laidback af, not to mention i never saw her as particularly defensive of her status and such, and i’m sure her uni life reflected that all by itself

the fact that she’s had it relatively easy in the sense of no real trauma or family issues helps, who knows fdsjglk

doesn't mean she won't lay into you if the time calls for it, especially if you have a god complex or something. she’s of the mindset, “ you do you and i’ll do me, but act like a fool and i’ll happily remind you of it for the rest of your days, ” so it's safe to say that someone could bring out the bitch that lurks beneath if they're not careful SGFJDKLGF

can she be selfish and indulgent ?? .. yes, but does she carry herself as such ? ………. also yes, bUT not by much, which makes a difference ! 

LKSFDGLF jk, but she is restrained in how she displays these tendencies ( for the most part ) or else she probably would’ve gotten her ass handed to her back in uni. thank god she’s well-mannered enough

wild child ! gets around ! don’t think i need to elaborate aside from the fact that she’d rather NOT get an sti or wind up in the er over dumb shit, so there’s a sense of caution with it all

basically, she can be materialistic as hell and takes advantage of the shit she has while she has it, but she’s practical enough to know her limits or to just. know better

idfk, i feel like this makes zero sense bc i’m so drained, that this seems like it could be the setup for a m*ry s*e which..... ew, and that i’m missing a lot of extras but i’m DEAD so we’ll leave it there fdklgjsg

[tarmairons]

aaaaaaand here’s part 2 of the extensive (book & netflix) masterpost of all my fave eslaf moments!!!! again, fair warning, this is a very long post

[part 1]

i wish i could have done all this in one part but i hit a size limit oops

NOW ONTO SEASON 3!!! which was a nightmare but i’ll try to pretend it wasn’t for the sake of this post

to begin: the constant endearments in the book (and the show... “darling dearest dreamboat” damn esmé) have me losing my wholeass mind like

next up we have the indisputable fact that they f*cked in the tent on mount fraught. my proof is that they shared a tent and it was cold and so they had to generate heat. thank you

and then another instance of their shared brain cell evaporating

olaf being super proud of scoring the world’s hottest girlfriend and bragging to his parental figures is surprisingly wholesome 

aaaand their brain cell is still missing in action

it’s very very cute how olaf obviously has zero artistic talent but esmé is always out there looking at him putting on a show like he’s the most amazing actor alive

and next on the list of scenes we were robbed of: p h y s i c a l  a f f e c t i o n

but at least the most important line, that is:

was included:

so i won’t torch netflix hq just yet!!!! oh but WAIT they cut this next part, so i might change my mind about the arson after all

and also this line ???? ugh they’re disgusting i love them

and then this whole entire scene of olaf being so proud of his murderous gf was. beautiful. spectacular. legendary 

and then someone pointed out that their hug looks like that draco/voldemort hug and it’s TRUE but i’m still gonna include it bc netflix is eslafphobic and i’m clinging to scraps here

this next line isn’t an eslaf scene but the phrasing is sending me shddhhdjsh

ok submarine time!!!! aka netflix making the sugar bowl esmé’s priority whereas in the book it is olaf’s as well AND netflix making it look like olaf was against carmelita joining them whereas it was his idea in the book… so basically all the reasons they fight in the show are unsubstantiated but go off i guess

very grateful for this Old Married Couple Bickering tho

and i know this whole scene is very problematic and talked about profusely on tumblr dot com but i’m including this screencap bc it’s soft how esmé considers them all a family

and Oh Wait olaf does too i’m melting

it’s like in TPP they wrote him bitching about “pretending to be a family” but he didn’t have any issues with it earlier, he just ran with it when esmé called carmelita their daughter

and was like “i know” ok netflix so why have him complain about it later on smh… he’s clearly not THAT mad about it, like:

next up!!! i’m a big fan of them disagreeing over something…

…and then 0.5 seconds later they’re getting along again:

^ that is the essence of their relationship

and now back to the topic of olaf not being annoyed at esmé’s Fashion Diva moments:

see he’s lowkey impressed ok

i’m now realizing that 99% of my alleged fave eslaf scenes from s3 are just me complaining about how the books are superior but ok

anyway this next scene deserves an emmy. give lucy an emmy for the delivery of “BUT DARLING”

and this is also soft bc olaf is like :/ and then esmé says something and he turns to her and is like :) so that always has me on the floor in tears

out of context this sentence is wild but like… netflix back at it again with robbing us of all the affectionate scenes huh

and here’s another instance of Couples Scheming being a fun activity to do together

and then we have their joint brain cell screaming for help but it’s adorable so

and then they go off to f*ck again

next up this whole beach scene is just more old married couple behavior and i absolutely adore it

and then we have Bonding Over Arson ~just couple things~

the fact that as the series progresses they go from “count olaf’s gf” to “esmé squalor’s bf” is legendary

and now this isn’t really a fave scene per se BUT considering the mess netflix made of the breakup i have to give a shoutout to the book version bc in comparison to the show version it’s.. beautiful how Mutual Agreement it is

but yeah lucy is spectacular here and it adds fuel to the Esmé Did Have Feelings For Olaf Because Otherwise She Wouldn’t Be Crying fire, which is great for me bc i love my otps with a side of angst

and of course netflix confirmed that esmé squalor, the city’s sixth most important financial advisor, has a daddy kink, so that’s incredible

you may think i’m done bc they broke up but no

here we have them a millisecond away from murdering each other but they’ll still take time out of their busy schedules to menacingly glare at children together. a spiritual bond that no breakup can destroy

but the real gem is the massive horny on main energy in the opera flashback (which was awful, but horny, so i have mixed feelings)

subtle, esmé

you too olaf, good job

and ofc it’s [luciana voice] imperative to remember that in the book esmé was out there trying to stop the premeditated murder of olaf’s parents so that’s nice of her

and last but not least the only valid s3 scene aside from esmé menacing the kids in the burned vfd headquarters:

sexy noir aesthetic fire escape rendezvous that ignited a revenge scheme spanning decades. if that’s not peak romance idk what is

and not to be controversial but i’m gonna drop this here anyway

ever since i read the end a billion years ago i always used to think olaf meant kit in this scene but like ?????? over the past few months i’ve been thinking, what if he meant esmé?? i mean, nothing directly negates that possibility, the books are so ambiguous and so open to interpretation that i might as well twist them to fit my headcanons, as we all do, so why tf not 

and i’m gonna add some final Thoughts and Opinions in case i get more anons asking why i ship eslaf even though they’re constantly bickering &/or about to Snap and kill each other:

i’m hopelessly weak for villainous ‘us against the world’ power couples and it’s like.. even though in the series they ultimately have different end goals, they have a great time being awful people together along the way and that’s all that matters, that familiarity and mutual understanding between them. neither of them ever tried to change the other, they’re both garbage people and that’s why they get along, and what makes them so compatible

and while i’m still hesitant to use the word ‘love’ in regard to their relationship bc it just doesn’t feel Right to me (i know there’s people out there who feel otherwise but i’m still meh about it), i don’t doubt that they had feelings for each other deep down, even if they didn’t always outwardly express them

so that’s my massive essay with so much source evidence that tumblr made me divide it into 2 separate posts thank you for your attention i need a vacation from tumblr now bc this took me HOURS

[id-never-letyoudown]

A Muse List

Wilford Warfstache: reality warping semi-madman. He goes through time and just rolls with the punches. Knows at least a dozen alternate versions of the same person. Makes multiverse ships technically canon. Sometimes he forgets which timeline he's in and acts like a kid who fell asleep in the car and woke up in bed. Kinda OP, but I I'll discuss anything big with the other mun beforehand. For now it's just small stuff. -tagged: pink stache whiplash

Dark: literally watch Damien. Only this Damien had ties to the mafia, which Celine was heavily against. Also Damien and Will had a romantic relationship, highschool sweethearts, promise ring. Then Damien started running for mayor, Wil met Celine, feels were had. (ps: he's got both sets of genitalia, cuz everyone forgets.) -tagged: 3d dream

Fordwil Stachewarf: started as a joke of a bizarro!Wil and now, welp, here he is. He's a manipulative green haired asshole. A creep. He does not "roll with the punches", if one version of you likes him then he will expect all of them to, and he will take. Stuff with him can get hella triggery so I don't use him often. He's a total hardass. -tagged: green jerk

Chase: ha, an average bro. Trickshots. Memes. Bad puns and scraped knees. Anxiety ridden and depressed. Tries to drink away the pain. Also he's a werewolf and used to have hella bad anger issues, they have gotten better, but when it's that time of the month it's easy for him to slip. -tagged: sad awoo

Dr. Iplier: ;A; after losing his V-card to his highschool sweetheart who was moving away, three months later when he tries to break it off, she tells him she's pregnant. So they have a shotgun wedding. Also his family disowned him for this. He had to balance college, a job, and financially caring for his long distance, pregnant, wife. The boy was stressed, and he vented to her. Very next day she says she lost the baby. And ol' doc blamed himself. They've been married since, and whenever he brought up separating she would bring up the baby. He hired a PI who uncovered that there never was a baby to begin with, so now he's just "fuck you, fuuuuck yoooou." Now he's trying to get her to divorce him so she won't take everything. -tagged: doctor love me

Host: ah hah, favorite boi. My Host did used to be the Author, and after getting his ass handed to him, started looking for ways to really amp up his abilities. He found It(not the clown, fck off)and offered a deal "I'll give you a vessel, in exchange for power" and It misinterpreted and took HIS body instead of letting him find someone else. Over the years he's realized his mistakes and has become much more humble. Basically: Host is a host to a being not of this world or even dimension. -tagged: host2

Yan: goes from "not feeling a thing" to "feeling too much" real quick. If you see him being peppy and cheerful, it's an act so ppl don't question him. He wants to feel. So whenever he gets feelings for someone he often takes it too far. Much too far. Also he's a kitsune h e r e -tagged: bloody cute

Winston: fucking pink, pompadour, greaser demon. Him big. Tol. Stronk. Very protective of his partners, especially if they're human. Big teddybear. Loves animals and works as a mechanic. His town? Almost everyone is a demon there, they just wear glamours all the time. -tagged: big pink

Anti: fucking glitchy glitch tech demon. Acts like a computer virus. Very bitter. Up Dark's ass. He has feelios that he refuses to deal with, so he just annoys Dark and insists on being by him most of the time. He likes Dark because he's one of the few who don't take his bullshit and aren't scared of him. -tagged: virus boi

Bing: saaah dude. Super laidback unless he's alone, then he gets to work and is actually semi serious. He's got a few defects, mainly with his eyes, so he wears shades. Default safemode, the dial(yes, dial)is on the back of his neck. Ppl confuse this for volume too often. Notch one: he can cuss. Notch two: he can look up lewds. Notches from then on just increase how raunchy he can be and the frequency of his lewd statements. Very last notch: he can FUCK. also, he has a detachable dick, like, he can still feel it when it's not attached, thanks to bluetooth. Weird man. -tagged: robruh

Virgil/Anxiety: anxious bab with a sarcastic tongue and foul mouth. Total pessimist. Will not go out of his way to interact with people. Loves puns and dad jokes and Disney. Sings. Acts like a damn cat tbh. But surprise! Him a spider. Has giant spider legs coming out of his back that he hides -tagged: smokey eye

Patton/Morality: god, fckin. He's trying so hard. He wants to be the bestest friend/father figure that he can be. Sometimes he holds his own feelings in and bottles them up. -cough-surprise binch, daddy kink and puns. -tagged: pun papa

AD: h e y, I know we all have headcanons n shit, but my Dark would have tried to get their pal DA out of the mirror and into a body, after things settled, somehow. It would have taken him years, but he would have. Course it didn't go quite as planned. By then whatever remained of the DA was far too gone, turns up being stuck in a broken mirror realm can really fuck you up. And eventually turn you into a demon. AD is not the DA anymore, all they remember is that night and that night only.

Any semblance of the DA they once had is now gone. Now they're out for revenge, and when you're able to travel through reflections that can come quite easily. Ofc they look like Mark(more specifically Dark, as he was the one who both put them in and took them out of the broken mirror that was keeping them tied to the manor), only hella scarred and with white streaks all throughout their hair. Their eyes are mirrors, which is just fckin creepy. Personality wise they don't trust easy. A smartass with a sharp tongue. Brutally honest. Redeeming quality? If they see someone/something that's vulnerable they'll protecc. -tagged: spitting image

Kink(Klancy): a kinky mtherfcker. Used to be in a hella abusive relationship with someone who called beating and using him with no regard for his safety at all "bdsm". And it was Klancy's first and only romantic relationship. It wasn't until his bad, horrid excuse of a dom took them to an actual, legit bdsm club that he realized what the dom was doing was abuse. So he dumped him, and Jeremiah and his buddies helped get his stuff. Klancy decided that from now on he'd take his sex life in his own hands. He isn't currently looking for a a relationship, but I'm a shipping hoe so if y'all are up for a slow burn, hit him up -tagged: kink it up

Eric: hoooooo b o y, well, his backstory was awful before. Now it's uh, downright trigger worthy. I won't go into detail, let's just say Pops has a bad touch way of getting Eric to "calm down". He is a quiet, anxious boy. We all know his canon story. He feels guilty that he's the only one of his siblings living now. And Derek doesn't help. He's moved out and with Klancy, because I want them to be friends and you can fite me in the pit. Klancy-aside from Host-is the only one that knows what Derek's been doing since uh, Klancy being Klancy decided he'd try the dad on for size and Derek said some questionable things in the heat of the moment. Klancy has practically adopted Eric, he'll fight Derek.

Eric is a nervous wreck and easy to manipulate. Which makes him perfect for juicy, angsty threads. -tagged: yellow handkercheif

Periwinkle: a defective Google unit made with an experimental sensory system, it made him incredibly sensitive to the point of pain. So he wears clothes from head to toe, along with a helmet, Daft Punk style. He works at a nearby Google place, doing surveys with owners of Google units. He fakes being emotionless when on the clock, as he's been threatened with deactivation due to violent outbursts. -tagged: off limits

Copiplier: his name's Leslie, Officer Morgan. He prefers being called Lee. He abides by the l a w!! No exceptions. Whenever someone makes a noise complaint or some other with the office, he's the one that shows up. Mostly because none of the other officers want to deal with t h a t mountain of paperwork. His hair's on the long side, man bun long. And he buff. When I say he looks good in the uniform I mean "gets mistaken for a stripper" good. Which is fair, because for some time he was a stripper, before police academy(cough, he still is, on the weekends). Strict boi is kinda dense and ever since Yukio gave him some damn pocky he's been addicted to it. Which is great, since he used to be a smoker. -tagged: oh officer

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The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Aeron && Zelda

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Disagreements:

Who ismore likely to raise their voice? AeronWho threatens to leave but never actually does? ZeldaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? AeronWho trashes the house? Aeron is more likely to do that.Do either of them get physical? I have the feeling that they would, just not towhich extent.How often do they argue/disagree? I can imagine that’d happen more often thanthey’d think.Who is the first to apologize? Neither of them. I think they’d rather agree topretend it never happened.

Sex:

Who ison top? I’d say Aeron. But Z tries to stay on top, you know.Who is on the bottom? ZeldaWho has the strangest desires? I don’t know but I think instead of telling theother they’d just try and go for it in the heat of the moment and see if theother one plays along?Any kinks? Z is into roleplay. I sadly don’t know about Aeron.Who’s dominant in bed? I’d say both.Is head ever in the equation? Z loves to give and also to receive, not sure ifAeron’s into it though?If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? I have the feeling they’d go for it.Who moans the most? ZeldaWho leaves the most marks? AeronWho screams the loudest? Well, if he gets her there it’d be definitely her.Who is the more experienced of the two? I think Zelda? She seems more intosocializing and getting to know people to get intimate.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Don’t ask me why, but I feel like they’d start in-betweenand in the end leaning more towards the first option.Rough or soft? Of those two possibilities, rough. Doesn’t mean that the other things isn’t an option.How long do they usually last? Until they’re satisfied? I only know that Zwouldn’t let Aeron off the hook if he’d think it’s over once he’s done? Andvice versa.Is protection used? I guess?Does it ever get boring? Only if they’re mad at each other, maybe they’d startbut not get into it at all and just stop in the middle of it.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the internal staircase at herhouse? xD I’m thinking of those linked memes and if they can’t go insidebecause of her mother, how about that if he’s up for it?

Family:

Do yourmuses plan on having children/or have children? Right now, not at all.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Who is the favorite parent? ZeldaWho is the authoritative parent? Also, ZeldaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? AeronWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’taround? AeronWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? AeronWho goes to parent teacher interviews? I think both would drag each otherthere.Who changes the diapers? ZeldaWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? AeronWho spends the most time with the children? AeronWho packs their lunch boxes? ZeldaWho gives their children ‘the talk’? I think they’d be in this together.Reluctantly because it would be awkward.Who cleans up after the kids? ZeldaWho worries the most? ZeldaWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Clearly,Aeron.

Affection:

Wholikes to cuddle? I think both but Aeron wouldn’t admit it.Who is the little spoon? Zelda but she’d most likely would also spoon him.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? I have the impressionboth would.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Zelda. Her hands are everywhere. How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Until one of theirlimbs falls asleep.Who gives the most kisses? ZeldaWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? I think we have to figure that outyet.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? At home on the couch where no one candisturb them.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? If they’re both comfortablearound each other, I think both would.How often do they get time to themselves? Often enough unless something reallyimportant happens.

Sleeping:

Whosnores? Aeron does but it isn’t bad? Z just kicks in her sleep.If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? I think they’d end up sharing a bed.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? I don’tthink they’re super cuddled up together but they’d still touch each othersomehow, even if it’s subtle.Who talks in their sleep? ZeldaWhat do they wear to bed? I only know that Zelda wears panties and an oversizedshirt, but she hopes that Aeron doesn’t sleep with a shirt on xDAre either of your muses insomniacs? I’m not sure, honestly.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Perhaps.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? I thinkthey’d be linked somehow but drift apart during sleep.Who wakes up with bed hair? Both do^^Who wakes up first? ZeldaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Zelda What is their favourite sleeping position? Maybe something like this?Who hogs the sheets? AeronDo they set an alarm each night? No, there are exceptions but generally, no.Can a television be found in their bedroom? I don’t think so.Who has nightmares? AeronWho has ridiculous dreams? ZeldaWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? AeronWho makes the bed? ZeldaWhat time is bed time? There’s no such thing!Any routines/rituals before bed? I’m not sure, I tend to say no.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Aeron. He’s even grumpier than her inthe morning, especially if it’s early.

Work:

Who isthe busiest? ZeldaWho rakes in the highest income? Of the two of them, I’d say Z.Are any of your muses unemployed? I have no idea if Aeron has a job, I justrealized that.Who takes the most sick days? Let’s say Aeron?Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Zelda. Because she’s hurrying fromone job to the other.Who sucks up to their boss? Zelda’s more likely to do that than Aeron.What are their jobs? Again – I have no idea about Aeron but Zelda has severalminijobs which aren’t well-payed. She mostly does surveys and knocks onstranger’s doors.Who stresses the most? ZeldaDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Z hates it, Aeron:have no idea what he doesAre your muses financially stable? Not really. There are ups and downs.

Home:

Who doesthe washing? ZeldaWho takes out the trash? AeronWho does the ironing? ZeldaWho does the cooking? Zelda because she’s not into eating dinosaur shapedchicken nuggets all the time.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Aeron but Z’s also notthe most skilled cook, so… xDWho is messier? AeronWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Z would do thatWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BothWho forgets to flush the toilet? I don’t think any of them would.Who is the prankster around the house? ZeldaWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? ZeldaWho mows the lawn? AeronWho answers the telephone? ZeldaWho does the vacuuming? ZeldaWho does the groceries? Both bc she wants to reduce the chicken nuggets consumeWho takes the longest to shower? ZeldaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Zelda ofc

Miscellaneous:

Is moneya problem? Somehow, yes. How many cars do they own? I don’t know if Aeron has a car. Z doesn’t own one.Do they own their home or do they rent? Renting something sounds realistic.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? I’d say countryside. Do they live in the city or in the country? City.Do they enjoy their surroundings? I guess it never gets boring in the city.What’s their song? I don’t think we ever talked about the one song, so I’m just gonna come up with a song that I still find fitting for them: Crash into me by Dave Matthews Band.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Zelda works most of the times and looks after her mom. I’m not sure what Aeron does?Where did they first meet? On the parking lot of Z’s High School.How did they first meet? Aeron wanted to pick up Eira and agreed to help Zelda out bc her boyfriend just broke up with her and she needed to show off in front of her friends with him.Who spends the most money when out shopping? I’d say Aeron. Dinosaur stuff.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? ZeldaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? AeronAny mental issues? I think Aeron is more mentally scarred than Z, so I believe there indeed are issues.Who’s terrified of bugs? BothWho kills the spiders around the house? Z would try to capture and take them outside.Their favourite place? Still to be figured out.Who pays the bills? Both stick with their own.Do they have any fears for their future? Zelda - constantly. I think Aeron does, too.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? ZeldaWho uses up all of the hot water? AeronWho’s the tallest? AeronWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? ZeldaWho wanders around in their underwear? Aeron (Z hopes so)Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? ZeldaWhat do they tease each other about? Aeron teases Z about her height, she teases back about his dinosaur affinity.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? AeronDo they have mutual friends? I don’t think so. If, it would be a coincidence.Who crushed first? ZeldaAny alcohol or substance related problems? From Z’s side, no. I don’t know about Aeron :/Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Aeron?Who swears the most? I think both are even.

[captainofthejewel]

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? LiamWho threatens to leave but never actually does? NeitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves? NeitherWho trashes the house? Killian NeitherDo either of them get physical? Absolutely notHow often do they argue/disagree? Not very often, and mostly when they’re overworked and exhausted from school/workWho is the first to apologise? They’re both pretty quick to apologize, just depends on what the argument was about

Sex:

Who is on top? Usually LiamWho is on the bottom? Usually SnowWho has the strangest desires? Neither of them; they’re pretty vanilla tbhAny kinks? see aboveWho’s dominant in bed? Depends on the moodIs head ever in the equation? AlwaysIf so, who is better at performing it? They’re both pretty decent at going down, but Liam is definitely betterEver had sex in public? NopeWho moans the most? SnowWho leaves the most marks? They both usually leave one or twoWho screams the loudest? SnowWho is the more experienced of the two? LiamDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love ofcRough or soft? Usually softHow long do they usually last? Half hour ish? Unless they’re intending for a quickie or for it to last a whileIs protection used? Always SometimesDoes it ever get boring? Not for themWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Does a boat count as strange?

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Planned on kids in the future, but that happened sooner than intendedIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? At least a coupleWho is the favorite parent? SnowWho is the authoritative parent? LiamWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? SnowWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? SnowWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of themWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, always togetherWho changes the diapers? Take turnsWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Usually SnowWho spends the most time with the children? They try to keep it fairly evenWho packs their lunch boxes? Usually LiamWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Awkward dad talkWho cleans up after the kids? Whoever’s around to do itWho worries the most? SnowWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Liam

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? They’re both cuddlersWho is the little spoon? SnowWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? SNOWWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? BothHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? A very long timeWho gives the most kisses? It’s pretty evenWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Date nightWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed or couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? LiamHow often do they get time to themselves? Quite regularly

Sleeping:

Who snores? LiamIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share, ofcIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Something is always touchingWho talks in their sleep? SnowWhat do they wear to bed? Both wear comfy pj’sAre either of your muses insomniacs? NopeCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Mostly an arm or leg thrown over the otherWho wakes up with bed hair? Crazy sandy curls errywhereWho wakes up first? SnowWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? LiamWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Facing one anotherWho hogs the sheets? SnowDo they set an alarm each night? Only when they have work/school the next morningCan a television be found in their bedroom? Yes, but it’s not used that oftenWho has nightmares? Both of themWho has ridiculous dreams? LiamWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? SnowWho makes the bed? SnowWhat time is bed time? 10-11ishAny routines/rituals before bed? Just the basics: change, brush teeth, get cozy, sometimes read a bookWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? L I A M

Work:

Who is the busiest? BothWho rakes in the highest income? Liam makes more, but Snow has the bigger inheritanceAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither of them take sick days unless they’re dyingWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? SnowWhat are their jobs? Liam: marine engineer   Snow: running her own non-profitWho stresses the most? LiamDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? EnjoyAre your muses financially stable? Very much so

Home:

Who does the washing? Snow usuallyWho takes out the trash? LiamWho does the ironing? LiamWho does the cooking? Take turnsWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? NeitherWho is messier? SnowWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? SnowWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? SnowWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? SnowWho mows the lawn? LiamWho answers the telephone? Whoever’s closerWho does the vacuuming? BothWho does the groceries? Go togetherWho takes the longest to shower? SnowWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Snow

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NopeHow many cars do they own? TwoDo they own their home or do they rent? OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? In the cityDo they live in the city or in the country? In the cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YeahWhat’s their song? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯What do they do when they’re away from each other? Text. A lot.Where did they first meet? At a barHow did they first meet? Friendly chattingWho spends the most money when out shopping? SnowwwwwWho’s more likely to flash their assets? NeitherWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BothAny mental issues? NopeWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? LiamTheir favourite place? At homeWho pays the bills? They’re on auto-payDo they have any fears for their future? NopeWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? LiamWho uses up all of the hot water?  SnowWho’s the tallest? LIAMWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? LiamWho wanders around in their underwear? LiamWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? SnowWhat do they tease each other about? Just silly things: slips of the tongue, if one of them trips over the rug or up the stairs, putting a shirt on backwards in the dark, etcWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? SnowDo they have mutual friends? Most of their friends become mutual friendsWho crushed first? Pretty sure it was mutualAny alcohol or substance related problems? NopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Neither of themWho swears the most? Liam

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disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? probably natalia Who threatens to leave but never actually does? ummm... morgan??Who actually keeps their word and leaves? i feel like natalia would leave but she’d come back eventually... maybe...Who trashes the house? natalia Do either of them get physical? nope! sometimes morgan wants to bash her own skull in but ya knowHow often do they argue/disagree? they argue a lot but it doesn’t last long.Who is the first to apologise? depends on what started it

sex:

Who is on top? natalia Who is on the bottom? morganWho has the strangest desires? probably morgan?? but if natalia ever wanted to try something?? she’d probably b into itAny kinks? boi.... biting, dirty talk, choking, ice play, spanking, scratching, sex toys, teasing, hair pulling, voyeurism, begging, handcuffs... im sure there’s more??Who’s dominant in bed? NATALIA Is head ever in the equation? always If so, who is better at performing it? probably natalia Ever had sex in public? ha haha yesWho moans the most? morgan!!Who leaves the most marks? natalia leaves the most but morgan makes sure to leave a fewWho screams the loudest? morgan lmaoWho is the more experienced of the two? natalia!!Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? fuck but i’m sure they’ll make love soon enoughRough or soft? rough, all the timeHow long do they usually last? morgan honestly doesn’t last to long but they can go for awhile Is protection used? nopeDoes it ever get boring? nopeWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? so far, the coffee shop

family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? morgan does!!If so, how many children do your muses want/have? she wants to have two kidsWho is the favorite parent? probably natalia?? she’d probably be easier on the kidsWho is the authoritative parent? morganWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? natalia but morgan wouldn’t see the problem with it if it’s a good reasonWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? natalia Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? morgan!! all the time!! but don’t think she’s not dragging natalia with herWho goes to parent teacher interviews? morganWho changes the diapers? morgan mostlyWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? both, probably alternateWho spends the most time with the children? probably morgan??Who packs their lunch boxes? morganWho gives their children ‘the talk’? natalia Who cleans up after the kids? morganWho worries the most? morganWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? honestly... probably both after screaming fuck off and fuck you to each other

affection:

Who likes to cuddle? they both do but morgan loves itWho is the little spoon? usually morgan but she kinda likes holding natalia sometimes Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? natalia initiates but... morgans always dtfWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? morgan with the more innocent things but natalia any other timeHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? morgan can sleep about anywhere... anyhow?? so i guess until someone passes outWho gives the most kisses? natalia What is their favourite non-sexual activity? italian restaurants and cuddling while morgan turns on HGTV Where is their favourite place to cuddle? bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? lol both?? How often do they get time to themselves? a lot of times, but usually at natalias since morgan has roommates

sleeping:

Who snores? M O R G A NIf both do, who snores the loudest? morganDo they share a bed or sleep separately? when they’re together, they share a bedIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy upWho talks in their sleep? natalia What do they wear to bed? they’re probably naked?? so?? Are either of your muses insomniacs? i don’t think soCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? on morgansDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? usually limbs or just facing each otherWho wakes up with bed hair? morganWho wakes up first? morganWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? morganWhat is their favourite sleeping position? morgan on natalias chest Who hogs the sheets? natalia Do they set an alarm each night? morgan works nights usually but natalia probably doesCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? natalia Who has ridiculous dreams? morganWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? morganWho makes the bed? if anyone morganWhat time is bed time? whenever they get done fuckingAny routines/rituals before bed? natalia telling morgan to stop talking and go to sleep alreadyWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? morgan

work:

Who is the busiest? natalia Who rakes in the highest income? natalia Are any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days? neitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? morganWho sucks up to their boss? morganWhat are their jobs? makeup artist & a waitress/DJWho stresses the most? morganDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they both enjoy itAre your muses financially stable? basically

home:

Who does the washing? natalia Who takes out the trash? natalia Who does the ironing? morganWho does the cooking? morganWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? natalia Who is messier? natalia Who leaves the toilet roll empty? natalia Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? morganWho forgets to flush the toilet? neitherWho is the prankster around the house? natalia Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? morganWho mows the lawn? natalia Who answers the telephone? morganWho does the vacuuming? morganWho does the groceries? morganWho takes the longest to shower? natalia Who spends the most time in the bathroom? morgan

miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nahHow many cars do they own? twoDo they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? near the coastDo they live in the city or in the country? cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? usuallyWhat’s their song? get like by kehlani tbaWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? morgan honestly eats ice cream and sleeps?? natalia is probably working or with her friends??Where did they first meet? at the club morgan was playing atHow did they first meet? they fucked in the backWho spends the most money when out shopping? MORGanWho’s more likely to flash their assets? morganWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? nataliaAny mental issues? none diagnosed Who’s terrified of bugs? morgan Who kills the spiders around the house? natalia Their favourite place? natalias placeWho pays the bills? they both doDo they have any fears for their future? well morgans afraid natalia will leave her so theres thatWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? if it’s cooked, morgan. if it’s bought, natalia.Who uses up all of the hot water? natalia Who’s the tallest? natalia Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? natalia Who wanders around in their underwear? natalia Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? morganWhat do they tease each other about? i’m sure there’s a lot of things tbh Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? neither, they’re both pretty good with fashionDo they have mutual friends? kinda??Who crushed first? morganAny alcohol or substance related problems? natalia drinks more than morgan but i dont wanna say it’s a problem??Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? natalia Who swears the most? natalia

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Neither. It’s highly unlikely in both their cases, though could happen ofc. #bcdrugs Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither. I feel like if either said they were going to leave, they would just leave. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? ^ Who trashes the house? Jude when he’s high probs. Do either of them get physical? During sexytimes (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง How often do they argue/disagree? Not often enough. #fightingishealthyguys Who is the first to apologise? They’re probably both quick to. Or probably Vic because Jude spends a ridiculous amount of time trying to word his apologies right lol.

Sex:

Who is on top? Whoever feels like it that day. (They probably switch a few times lbh). Who is on the bottom? ^  Who has the strangest desires? Jude, solely due to all the weird porn he’s seen. Any kinks? So far  Who’s dominant in bed? Mostly Jude, but he loves it when Vic takes over. Is head ever in the equation? Always. (I mean, their alternate tag is #otp: sit on my face, so you do the math.) If so, who is better at performing it? They’re equally bomb at it. Ever had sex in public? Not yet, but you bet. Who moans the most? Vic. Who leaves the most marks? 50/50, but Vic when Jude can’t leave any on her bc #shoots. Who screams the loudest? Vic. Who is the more experienced of the two? They’re pretty evenly matched and seasoned hoes. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both, sometimes at once. Rough or soft? Depends on the day and mood. How long do they usually last? Longer than most couples. Is protection used? Nah. (If we’re talking rubbers). Does it ever get boring? Nope. Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? So far? A balcony with a view to the eiffel tower comes to mind.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They’re not actively planning, but definitely don’t mind. If so, how many children do your muses want/have? They’ll probably let fate decide, lol. Or cap it at two or three, most likely. Who is the favorite parent? They’d be the favorite at different things. Who is the authoritative parent? Neither, they’d probably be shit with playing authority roles. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Both. Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Jude. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both or they take turns. Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Jude probs, Vic might get sassy. Who changes the diapers? Vic but occasionally Jude. Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? They’d take turns. Who spends the most time with the children? Probably Vic, if Jude is on tour a lot. Who packs their lunch boxes? Jude. With smiley faces and heart post-it notes. Who gives their children ‘the talk’? They’d do it together, in the most intentionally embarrassing way possible.  Who cleans up after the kids? The nanny? Lol. Who worries the most? Vic maybe. Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Jude.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both. #cuddlemonsters Who is the little spoon? Vic, but Jude loves it sometimes too. Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Both. Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Both.  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? If by uncomfortable you mean wanting it to turn into sexytime, then either/or. If uncomfortable as in they want it to stop, then never. Who gives the most kisses? Vic’s tally is probably higher. Only because she wakes up first and leaves him a dozen little face kisses every time.  What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Just melting into each other on the couch, watching cooking shows. Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch. (The couch). Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Both. Jude is a notorious butt grabber, though. How often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often.

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither. If both do, who snores the loudest?  Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up 99% of the time. (Exceptions are passing out drunk, total exhaustion, or too hot.) Who talks in their sleep? Vic probs. What do they wear to bed? Vic in some kinda nightgown or Jude’s t-shirt, Jude in a fresh pair of boxers. Or quite often, nothing. Are either of your muses insomniacs? Jude used to be, but he’s getting better at it. Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Nah. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Tangled like pretzels. Who wakes up with bed hair? Both. Jude most definitely. Who wakes up first? Vic 90% of the time. Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Jude whenever he can. What is their favourite sleeping position? Vic lying with her head on Jude’s chest. Who hogs the sheets? They’re pretty decent about it. Do they set an alarm each night? Yeah, for work. Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nope. Who has nightmares? Vic sometimes. Who has ridiculous dreams? Jude. Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Both. Who makes the bed? Neither? What time is bed time? Depends and whenever really. Any routines/rituals before bed? Is sex a ritual? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Jude, fo sho.

Work:

Who is the busiest? They alternate busy seasons. Who rakes in the highest income? Vic as of right now. Are any of your muses unemployed? As of right now, nope.  Who takes the most sick days? They don’t really. Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? Neither probably. What are their jobs? Vic is a photographer, and models on the side. Jude is a musician, and currently working on a film set too. Who stresses the most? Vic. Jude gets high, lol. Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They love them. Are your muses financially stable? Pretty much.

Home:

Who does the washing? Vic. Who takes out the trash? Jude. Who does the ironing? Either if need be. Who does the cooking? Jude. Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Vic. Who is messier? Jude, Vic is a close second. Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither I feel like. Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Jude. Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither. Who is the prankster around the house? Jude, if he has a good idea. Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Jude. Who mows the lawn? They don’t have one. Who answers the telephone? ^ Who does the vacuuming? Sarah, lol. Who does the groceries? They do it together. Who takes the longest to shower? They probably both take forever. And if together, then an eternity. Who spends the most time in the bathroom? They’re pretty equally matched.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nah. How many cars do they own? One. Do they own their home or do they rent? Rent. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Right now, neither. Though Jude wouldn’t mind living near the coast. Do they live in the city or in the country? In the city. Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yeah, fairly. They live close to NYC, so. What’s their song? You mean pick just one? ( Can’t Help Falling In Love is a special one, though.) What do they do when they’re away from each other? Pine for each other, lol. Send a lot of ridiculous selfies and snaps. Where did they first meet? In Paris. How did they first meet? In Paris at a party, bored out of their minds.  Who spends the most money when out shopping? Vic probs. Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Vic. Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both. Any mental issues? They’re both pretty stable, Vic is suffering some PTSD-like symptoms currently, and Jude tends to get a little depressive, but does not have depression. Who’s terrified of bugs? Both. Who kills the spiders around the house? Jude, reluctantly. Their favourite place? Anywhere they’re together. (gross) Who pays the bills? Vic probably, it’s her apartment. Do they have any fears for their future? Plenty. (They fear no longer being together, for starters). Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Jude, if he’s cooking it. Otherwise, either/or. Who uses up all of the hot water? They both might. Who’s the tallest? The six foot two blonde ofc. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Both. Who wanders around in their underwear? Both. Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Jude. What do they tease each other about? Any and everything. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Vic at Jude’s. Do they have mutual friends? Yep. They live in a small town. Who crushed first? It was mutual ‘I wanna fuck the shit out of you’ at first sight. Any alcohol or substance related problems? Jude has a substance abuse problem. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Jude. Who swears the most? They’re pretty equal.

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The Ultimate Relationship Tag

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? AndrewWho threatens to leave but never actually does? LucaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? AndrewWho trashes the house? AndrewDo either of them get physical? maybe andrew without his meds How often do they argue/disagree? rarely. if so it’s about his alcohol habit.Who is the first to apologise? Andrew

Sex:

Who is on top? AndrewWho is on the bottom? LucaWho has the strangest desires? i am honestly not sure.. they both freaky :pAny kinks? they know ;))) Who’s dominant in bed? AndrewIs head ever in the equation? When notIf so, who is better at performing it? from drew’s pov and opinion luca ofcEver had sex in public? yesWho moans the most? LucaWho leaves the most marks? AndrewWho screams the loudest? LucaWho is the more experienced of the two? personally think they both are quite experienced just sayin.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? whatever they feel likeRough or soft?  ! ! !rough ! ! ! How long do they usually last? 20 minutes??? 30??? depends what is going on ;) Is protection used? yeaDoes it ever get boring? nahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? andrew’s parents home. in his still in poster covered, teddy bear filled bedroom. cute or creepy. not so sure.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? maybe? not anytime soon.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? oneWho is the favorite parent? LucaWho is the authoritative parent? Andrew but like he isn’t that strict.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? AndrewWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Luca..Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? they both do because they are good dads. Who goes to parent teacher interviews? they both goWho changes the diapers? they… don’t. might throw up @ the smell. no jk they both try.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? whoever time it is to do so.Who spends the most time with the children? LucaWho packs their lunch boxes? AndrewWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Luca. With Andrew beside him. giggling.Who cleans up after the kids? Andrew prollyWho worries the most? LucaWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Andrew

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? LucaWho is the little spoon? Depends, mostly Luca.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Also Luca.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  AndrewHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? an hour?Who gives the most kisses? AndrewWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? eating, shoppingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? bed, couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? AndrewHow often do they get time to themselves? Plenty

Sleeping:

Who snores? both. soft snores.If both do, who snores the loudest? ah. probably drew.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? share.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? starting cozy, slowly parting, only to wake up cozy again.Who talks in their sleep? LucaWhat do they wear to bed? boxers, nothing. a old shirt.Are either of your muses insomniacs? yeaCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? yesDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? wrap their limbs around eachother yesWho wakes up with bed hair? both.Who wakes up first? andrewWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? depends on who is up probablyWhat is their favourite sleeping position? next to eachother awWho hogs the sheets? lucaDo they set an alarm each night? not every nightCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? bothWho has ridiculous dreams? bothWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? lucaWho makes the bed? bothWhat time is bed time? depends on what is going on tbhAny routines/rituals before bed? talk about their dayWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? andrew

Work:

Who is the busiest? andrew Who rakes in the highest income? andrew?Are any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days? andrewWho is more likely to turn up late to work? both maybeWho sucks up to their boss? bothWhat are their jobs? andrew is an instagram celeb and works at an office and  Luca works at a library part time and as a musical technician.Who stresses the most? andrewDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? i guess?Are your muses financially stable? sorta

Home:

Who does the washing? bothWho takes out the trash? andrewWho does the ironing? bothWho does the cooking? they order a lot thoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? andrewWho is messier?  lucaWho leaves the toilet roll empty? andrewWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? andrewWho forgets to flush the toilet? andrewWho is the prankster around the house? bothWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? lucaWho answers the telephone? andrewWho does the groceries? lucaWho takes the longest to shower? lucaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? andrew

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? not reallyHow many cars do they own? they each have one themselvesDo they own their home or do they rent? rentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? lil bit of bothDo they live in the city or in the country?  cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? yeaWhat’s their song? rack city - tyga. no jk ehm i honestly have no idea i was thinking about wonderwall. What do they do when they’re away from each other? cry. text.Where did they first meet? luca’s frontdoorHow did they first meet? grindr ;pWho spends the most money when out shopping? LucaWho’s more likely to flash their assets? AndrewWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? LucaAny mental issues? yeaahahaaaaaaa haWho’s terrified of bugs? AndrewWho kills the spiders around the house? depends on what size it is Their favourite place? home in bed.Who pays the bills? they both do.Do they have any fears for their future?  soOoOo many.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? AndrewWho uses up all of the hot water?  LucaWho’s the tallest? AndrewWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? LucaWho wanders around in their underwear? LucaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? AndrewWhat do they tease each other about? anything. the small things.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Luca @ Andrew tbhDo they have mutual friends? Not yet.Who crushed first? feel like they crushed at the same timeAny alcohol or substance related problems? yeaWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? AndrewWho swears the most? they both do

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✩ Zianni (Bc I'm really trash?)

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? zacharie, honestly. Who threatens to leave but never actually does? neither of them; they’re too attached to do that. gianni is very calm and level-headed about this sort of stuff and zac doesn’t jsut give up on things.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? neither ok byeWho trashes the house? ... neither again.Do either of them get physical? nope, not at all.How often do they argue/disagree? very very rarely; gianni and zac have this silent harmony where things just fly under the radar or they deal with things calmly.Who is the first to apologise? if there ever is a real argument, gianni most definitely grows up and apologizes first.

Sex:

Who is on top? gianni, of course, hands down.Who is on the bottom? zacharie, his cute twink self is a power bottom. Who has the strangest desires? i honestly want to say that, for once, zac is well-matched in his strangeness with gianni.Any kinks? total power exchange, orgasm denial/control, begging, roughness in general (read: hair-pulling, bruising zac up a little)Who’s dominant in bed? gianni is, but he lets zac thinks he’s in control at first.Is head ever in the equation? of course it is.If so, who is better at performing it? lets be honest it’s probably very well-matched here. i feel like zac is just more likely to give gianni head than the other way around.Ever had sex in public? i’m sure they have at some pointWho moans the most? zac is a loud guy.Who leaves the most marks? hm, both. Who screams the loudest? zacharie.Who is the more experienced of the two? both are evenly matched in this respect.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? both. gianni loves fucking zac rough just because he can’t get over how into it he is but there’s something so nice about making love to him tbh. like it’s both. depends on the mood.Rough or soft? i think they both have a serious inclination towards roughness. zac just deals with stress so often and having to order his employees around that there’s just a special thrill in letting go and getting manhandled a little.How long do they usually last? stamina is their middle nameIs protection used? no. a lot like zaise, they both got tested (bc lets be honest, theyre way more careful than zaise in general) and once they were in the clear, they just don’t bother with a condom.Does it ever get boring? lmfao noWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? does Zac’s office count? i mean come on who pictures the big bad ceo of a company bent over his own desk moaning to get fucked?

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? eventually down the line, they choose to have a child.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? i can see them having 1 to 2. chanel definitely would surrogate for them for one or both children.Who is the favorite parent? i’m sure they both dote on their children equally and are both favoritesWho is the authoritative parent? for once i think both parents would be just as strict.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? hm... neither.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? neither, again.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both !!Who goes to parent teacher interviews? both!!!!!Who changes the diapers? bOTH!!!!!!!!Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? B O T HWho spends the most time with the children? both wtf Who packs their lunch boxes? zac, bc he loves food.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? ... gianni i’m sure.Who cleans up after the kids? both.Who worries the most? zac, tbh.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? ZAC.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? zac, omg... my little cuddle beanWho is the little spoon? zac, can’t tell me otherwiseWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? zac, again. Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? i’d say zac but gianni is just so in love w zac that touching him is his favorite thing to doHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? im sure quite some time.Who gives the most kisses? gianni just absently kisses zac all over.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? snuggling ok zac needs the intimacy. and all gianni wants to do is scoop him up and take care of him.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? cuddled up in bed or on the couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? gianni tbhHow often do they get time to themselves? between their jobs i’m sure they’re so busy but they make that time actively for each other

Sleeping:

Who snores? gianni i’m sure snores a bitIf both do, who snores the loudest? gianni but he’s not terribly loud.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed ofcIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cuddled up together, gianni loves holding him.Who talks in their sleep? neither.What do they wear to bed? both are either naked or just in their boxersAre either of your muses insomniacs? zac is a bit of an insomniac bc he doesn’t really... sleep muchCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? zac stays away from pills of all sorts really.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? wrapped up in each other totallyWho wakes up with bed hair? gianni, i’m sureWho wakes up first? zacharie alwaysWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? zac, okay !!! just surprise his man with breakfast in bedWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning or with zac halfway on top of himWho hogs the sheets? neither.Do they set an alarm each night? yes they both do tbhCan a television be found in their bedroom? yes zac has a huge flat screen.Who has nightmares? i’m not entirely sure tbh? both?Who has ridiculous dreams? neither.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? neither they’re always tucked up and curled into each otherWho makes the bed? zac, i’m sure. gianni if zac has to leave early What time is bed time? depends on how busy they are im sureAny routines/rituals before bed? nah unless you count rough sex to tire zac outWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? zac is a grump

Work:

Who is the busiest? both are very busy but I’ll go and say Zac is a bit more soWho rakes in the highest income? Zac, by muggle standards. Gianni comes from a very well-off magical family, and he works a very high-paying job in the Ministry.Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope!Who takes the most sick days? Neither, they’re both serious workers.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither I’m sure... unless they get distractedWho sucks up to their boss? Neither. What are their jobs? Gianni works for the British Ministry of Magic while Zac is a CEOWho stresses the most? zac is a bit more stressed by natureDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? gianni is honestly neutral about his job, but zac loves what he doesAre your muses financially stable? yes ofc.

Home:

Who does the washing? bothWho takes out the trash? bothWho does the ironing? bothWho does the cooking? zacharie ofcWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? im sure gianni just because he doesn’t understand muggle kitchens; poor guy can’t figure out how the stove or microwaves work.Who is messier? neitherWho leaves the toilet roll empty? neither, manWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? neither !!Who forgets to flush the toilet? NEITHERWho is the prankster around the house? zac is slightly less serious but i wouldn’t say he’s goofy enough to prankWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? neither, man these two are like the most stable, calm, and stoic couple you’ll meet.Who mows the lawn? zac’s house keeping employeesWho answers the telephone? zac, gianni still has a hard time with technology.Who does the vacuuming? zac, read above. vacuum cleaners give gianni a heart attackWho does the groceries? both!Who takes the longest to shower? both [eye emoji]Who spends the most time in the bathroom? zac because grooming

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? not at all honestlyHow many cars do they own? zac has a billion cars, gianni has none because e doesn’t drive.Do they own their home or do they rent? yes they do indeed own it, they moved into a new mansion together.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? not necessarily countryside but not the coast eitherDo they live in the city or in the country? close to the city.Do they enjoy their surroundings? yes! gianni likes it secluded but its close enough to the city for zac.What’s their song? i haven’t decide dyet come back in 3 business daysWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? gianni goes through the trouble of texting to talk to zac because he misses him. but they keep to themselves,. busy themselves with work until they’re together againWhere did they first meet? through chanel at durmstrangHow did they first meet? they just met through chanel as she grew up with gianni and just introduced the two. zianni were jsut fwb at first but then that became more after they graduated and reconnectedWho spends the most money when out shopping? i want to say it’s zacWho’s more likely to flash their assets? zac.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? ... neither i would thinkAny mental issues? zac has a lot of internalized issues about being abandoned and whatnot.Who’s terrified of bugs? neitherWho kills the spiders around the house? bothTheir favourite place? just being in bed because they’re lowkey introvertsWho pays the bills? both together but lbh most of the muggle money comes from zac.Do they have any fears for their future? not really i wouldn’t say soWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? both are i’m sure; gianni is a very traditional gentleman like thatWho uses up all of the hot water? both.Who’s the tallest? they’re the same height.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? gianni joins zac alwaysWho wanders around in their underwear? zac, more than likely.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? neither kjdfngjkngWhat do they tease each other about? gianni constantly teases zac for being a delicate little thing that bruises easily.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? .. neither i’m sure. gianni is very understated and subtle, dressing in neutral colors and that complements zac’s all black wardrobeDo they have mutual friends? chanel and blaise, yes!Who crushed first? hm, i think gianni just a little more than zac just bc zac was in denialAny alcohol or substance related problems? zac has an alcohol problemWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? zacWho swears the most? zac again

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✩ Zaise (Bc I'm trash?)

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? zaiden, hands down.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? ... i honestly don’t think either of them would do that? zaiden has abandonment issues and blaise is such a good person i can’t see him ever threatening to leave zaiden no matter what the circumstance is.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? well we have that one au where blaise does walk out on zade...Who trashes the house? blaise. but not like on purpose. he’s jsut messy. if it’s out of anger I can see zade maybe lashing out but that’s just a really messy occurrence bc we know how zade grew up and he’d hate himself for getting violent if he ever did.Do either of them get physical? no. zade grew up around an abusive father and he’s too terrified to ever be like that with the love of his life.How often do they argue/disagree? i feel like they get into cute little spats like... all the time tbh. but like honestly bad arguments rarely happen.Who is the first to apologise? toss up; depends on the argument i believe.

Sex:

Who is on top? zaiden, about 95% of the timeWho is on the bottom? blaise, about 95% of the time.Who has the strangest desires? ... Zaiden.Any kinks? jfc. bondage, total power exchange, D/s, does dirty-talk count? edging, orgasm control...Who’s dominant in bed? zaiden is by nature, but they do switch on the odd occasion.Is head ever in the equation? OF COURSE IT IS WTFIf so, who is better at performing it? well, honestly, I’d give “sucking dick” to Blaise. Eating ass to Zade.Ever had sex in public? of course.Who moans the most? well if we go with top!zade, blaise is louder. top!blaise, zade is the loud one.Who leaves the most marks? zaiden leaves as many hickeys as humanly possible all over blaise.Who screams the loudest? blaise is louder tbhWho is the more experienced of the two? um? i think it depends. zade’s had sex with more people but only ever had sex with one other guy before blaise so when it comes to same-sex, male-on-male sex it’s blaise? but in general zade has more experience over all.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? both, depends on the mood though. Rough or soft? they prefer it rough but at times, softness is keyHow long do they usually last? this is a real toss-up bc they can do quickies? but also drag it out until it’s a sex-a-thon...Is protection used? nah, they’re both clean so bareback it is.Does it ever get boring? i don’t think either of them could find sex boring.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? good question. probably on top of a waterfall during some vacation or something because zade is always prepared with a cute travel sized pocket lube.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? at first, no because zade hates kids but then eventually they want to start a familyIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? they end up having 4 beautiful babiesWho is the favorite parent? there is no such thing as a favorite parent in the hendricks-burke householdWho is the authoritative parent? zaiden no doubt.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? blaise, probably.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? .... blaise.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both !!Who goes to parent teacher interviews? both again.Who changes the diapers? both, like honestly these two losers are the most domestic pair ever and live for their babies like they’d do all this together.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? they took turns.Who spends the most time with the children? i think this goes to blaise solely because zade’s busy with work a lot of times.Who packs their lunch boxes? blaise, we don’t trust zade around foodWho gives their children ‘the talk’? .... blaise because zade conveniently forgets that his children need to know about sexWho cleans up after the kids? zade, he’s a neat freak by natureWho worries the most? ZAIDEN.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? .... Z A I D E N

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? they both do but zade would never admit it.Who is the little spoon? zade is.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? zaiden, always.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  zaiden, again.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? for a really long time tbh.Who gives the most kisses? blaise.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? umm, reading together? cuddling? watching a movie? talking about stuff?Where is their favourite place to cuddle? in bed so that blaise can spoon his manWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? zaiden, ofc.How often do they get time to themselves? it’s mostly at night when they’re both free of work before bed.

Sleeping:

Who snores? not entirely sure, tbh...If both do, who snores the loudest? read aboveDo they share a bed or sleep separately? sleep together ofcIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy up, zade always wakes up tangled up in blaise’s arms its adorable.Who talks in their sleep? hm, i don’t think either doWhat do they wear to bed? zade’s generally either naked or in his boxers at the most, blaise has pajamas.Are either of your muses insomniacs? zaiden is for sure, he gets very little sleep.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? yeah, honestly. they’re for zade.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? wrapped up togetherWho wakes up with bed hair? Blaise more so than Zade tbhWho wakes up first? Zade, alwaysWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Zade but like... Zac makes it for him. So really, Zac makes breakfast in bed for Blaise ??What is their favourite sleeping position? spooning until Blaise’s arms go numbWho hogs the sheets? neither they share a king sized bed with like a billion blankets there’s no hoggingDo they set an alarm each night? zade does, his stupid 5 AM alarm.Can a television be found in their bedroom? of course there’s a flat screen in zade’s bedroomWho has nightmares? zade gets them from time to timeWho has ridiculous dreams? also zade tbhWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? why do I feel like Zade sleeps all tucked up and neat while Blaise is all spread-eagled out?Who makes the bed? ZaidenWhat time is bed time? Blaise is in bed at around midnight maybe? Zade goes to bed at 3 AM regularly and wakes up anywhere from 5 to 7.Any routines/rituals before bed? not anything special, tbhWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? zade but he’s always grumpy

Work:

Who is the busiest? both are busy, zade arguably more soWho rakes in the highest income? zaiden hands down lmaoAre any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days? blaise probablyWho is more likely to turn up late to work? ... i mean both if they get distracted in the morningWho sucks up to their boss? zade is his own boss so i’d have to say blaiseWhat are their jobs? zaiden is a ceo, blaise is a university professor or HS teacher depending on the verseWho stresses the most? zaiden is always stressedDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they both are doing what they loveAre your muses financially stable? very; i mean zade’s a multi millionaire after all.

Home:

Who does the washing? zaidenWho takes out the trash? zaidenWho does the ironing? bothWho does the cooking? neither, but technically blaiseWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? .... no question, zaiden.Who is messier? blaise. duh.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? blaise, zade is WAY too anal about cleanliness for these questions fkdjgnjdgWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? blaise wtfWho forgets to flush the toilet? neither, theyre not that gross come onWho is the prankster around the house? blaise? probably? but also neither they’re both seriousWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? blaise. forgetful lil guyWho mows the lawn? neither zade has employees for thatWho answers the telephone? ummm depends?Who does the vacuuming? maids Who does the groceries? both of them togetherWho takes the longest to shower? i feel like zade does bc “grooming”Who spends the most time in the bathroom? zade again bc “grooming”

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nope, not at allHow many cars do they own? zade has like upwards of 7 or 8 for himself... that’s not including the ones he shares with zac. and then im sure blaise has 2 at least.Do they own their home or do they rent? they own it; it’s zade’s (and zac’s) mansion, and then later they buy their own home.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? they’re more secluded.Do they live in the city or in the country? near the city ofc.Do they enjoy their surroundings? yes, zade likes being close to the city btu secluded enough to have a large homeWhat’s their song? “paint it black” by andy black.What do they do when they’re away from each other? miss each other, constantly text, sykpe, snapchat and things like that.Where did they first meet? at a party; zade tried undressing him in the back of an uberHow did they first meet? read aboveWho spends the most money when out shopping? zaiden of courseWho’s more likely to flash their assets? zaiden, againWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? ... both.Any mental issues? zade has a bit of a history with abuse from his father and he is a high-functioning narcotics addict so there’s that.Who’s terrified of bugs? neitherWho kills the spiders around the house? both? i believe.Their favourite place? anywhere where they’re together. cheesy, i knowWho pays the bills? well i’m sure most of everything comes from zade’s money honestly.Do they have any fears for their future? no these two precious beansWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? zade of course.Who uses up all of the hot water? they both do together but i doubt that’s a problemWho’s the tallest? zade, he’s 6′4″. he’s a giant.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? zade is more likely to crash a shower lbhWho wanders around in their underwear? zaiden most of the timeWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? blaise most definitelyWhat do they tease each other about? blaise always teases zade about being a workaholic and zade teases blaise about being a nerdWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? oh jesus msot definitely zade. blaise is too colroful.Do they have mutual friends? not really; they came from very different circles. i mean they know the goldsteins.Who crushed first? um both were hardcore in denial okAny alcohol or substance related problems? yes, both of which zade has an issue withWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? zaiden.Who swears the most? ZAIDEN.