#the fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me

[wonderwaifu]

failgirl fashion

[borisfenestra]

Fish-woman alignment chart

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Au where Jay wears this hat.

image description: Hat saying "The fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me"

*cough*seabound*cough*

-Ivy

[astercontrol]

Okay, so I love all the nonsensical things that can be asked to the formula of "so in your relationship, who's the ___ and who's the ___?"

and I will never tire of seeing memes of them

BUT, as someone in a polycule, I want to see representation of us too

(because it would be even more hilarious)

... in your polycule, who's Daphne and who's Fred and who's Velma and who's Shaggy and who's Scooby

...in your polycule, who has the power of Earth, who has Water, who has Wind, who has Fire, and who has... what's the fifth one again? boron?

in your polycule, who wears the "women want me, fish fear me" hat, who wears the "women want fish, me fear me" hat, who wears the "fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me" hat, who wears the "the attitudes of women and fish towards me are too varied and complex to be accurately described on a hat" hat, and who wears the "mermaids have conflicted feelings about me" hat?

(and that is JUST for five-person polycules, off the top of my head!)

[barry-j-blupjeans]

amber "women love me, fish fear me" gris

devo "fish and women have entered an uneasy alliance against me" la main

zo- "fish love me, women have a complex range of emotions while looking at my physical form" -ox

[meowstix]

[Image ID: A series of images of ace attorney characters edited to be wearing fishing gear.

Image #1: An image of Phoenix Wright wearing a blue fishing vest, a red hat that says, in all caps, "the attitudes of women and fish towards me are too varied and complex to accurately be described on a hat", and holding a fishing rod.

Image #2: An image of Apollo Justice, as he appears in The Cosmic Turnabout. He is wearing a hat that says, in all caps, "i don't need therapy... i just need my boat".

Image #3: An image of Athena Cykes wearing a hat that says "your bait sucks and your boat is ugly" and holding a stringfish.

Image #4: An image of Miles Edgeworth wearing a red fishing vest, a hat that says "fish want to have a beer with me, women want to fix me", and holding a tackle box.

Image #5: An image of Manfred von Karma wearing a hat that says, in all caps, "the fish and i have entered an uneasy alliance against women" and holding a black bass.

Image #6: An image of Franziska von Karma wearing a hat that says, in all caps, "women want me, fish fear me". Her whip is edited to be a fishing rod.

Image #7: An image of Simon Blackquill wearing a black fishing vest, holding a fishing rod, and wearing a hat, which completely obscures his face, that says "let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbringer of death, the bane of creatures subaqueous. my rod is true and wavering as i cast into the aquatic abyss. a man, scorned by this uncaring earth, finds solace in the sea, my only friend the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. i am alone, i am empty, and yet, i fish". Taka is perched on his arm and is also wearing a hat, which reads "women fear me, fish fear me, men turn their eyes away from me as i walk. no beast dare makes a sound in my presence. i am alone on this barren earth".

Image #8: An image of Kazuma Asougi wearing a tan fishing vest and a fishing hat that says "let the fish who thinks he knows no fear look well upon my face". His sword is edited to be a fishing rod.

Image 9: An image of Trucy Wright wearing a hat that says "born to fish forced to work" with an image of a fish on it ontop of her existing hat and holding a fishing rod. End ID]

[anxietyrobot]

kinga wearing spoilery hats but its out of context so it doesnt matter

the hats say:

“women want me / fish scare me” and “the fish & i have entered an uneasy alliance against women”