#the fortress is not osha compliant

[troblsomtwins829]

Another StrayCat update:

Just finished the first third of chapter two, and made it a little farther on others. I now have....FOUR! Partial chapters. I also had to make an "Intelligence Chart" which is basically a list of all the information each character has available to them at any point in the story, colour coded to WHEN they learn that information.

It's a new thing I'm trying. I thought it would help.

Have another snippet!

The small dust vent he came through before was still open, had been for days, so chances were pretty good this was a dead section of the Fortress. Then again, it was pretty high off the ground. No one would really look up there. And if any of the safety audits Daxter’s perused were any indicator, this place shoulda been shut down years ago for all the health violations alone.

Seriously, how did a place this big not have a single up-to-date and working fire extinguisher?

More soon!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

very sad that the loser wizard woman will go away tomorrow with Scream Fortress, goodbye Merasmus, I'm gonna miss your howling and moaning and non OSHA compliant bumper cars

She should come over so I can make her howl and moan for the next eleven months until Halloween happens again. I mean what

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Spy and Scouts wonderfully miraculous devastatingly horrific 1 Year of Rehab party, A.K.A, R is for REHAB.

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/42196692

by 5thApartment

Scout and Spy celebrate their 1 year of being in rehab together with the rest of the mercenaries.

A celebration gift for the wonderful danny

(my asscheeks are sticking to my chair rn)

Words: 818, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Spy/Scout's Mother (Team Fortress 2), Soldier/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Rehabilitation, Rehab, DadSpy, Spy is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Scout Knows Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), this is demo/medic/heavy/soldier and soldier/zhanna/pauling, theyre all in love, Lesbian Character, Lesbian Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), soldier is nonbinary and uses all pronouns, speeding bullet, Sniperscout - Freeform, Nonbinary Character, Trans Female Character, Trans Character, Scout is transmasc, Medic is bigender, heavy is heavy weapons, demo is too cool for gender, Partying, Party, Rehab party, this is partially a crackfic, me and my buddy friend are celebrating, but celebrating still, I wrote this in a few hours, be patient with me, VERY Out of Character, spy is a demigirl, and wlw, and so is scouts mom, danny hi if youre reading this, Character Death, Death, Everybody Dies, Everyone Is Gay, OP is homophobic, i hate gay people, im queer, op is gay, Weed, Alcohol, Nonbinary Pyro (Team Fortress 2), yeah its the 1980s but i could care less, you can fight me or make out with me if you have a problem with it, sniper is also trans, Tom jones - Freeform, uhh yeah, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, non-osha compliant workspaces, OSHA - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/42196692

[dirty-xenobladeconfessions]

are egil's facilities on mechonis really osha compliant though? like fall protection and fall hazard training are pretty common violations but ive fallen into ether in galahad fortress so many times. theres like. not even guards protecting you from falling off sword valley. look at metal face? i dont think he got fall hazard training. clearly, given what happens to him.

like this all checks out but metal face is ABSOLUTELY the guy to not use fall protection equipment properly because he thinks hes hot shit and its inconvenient