Charlie: “Um, sorry if I’ve been playing my guitar at you too much lately, Vaggie..."
Vaggie: "You haven't. Don't worry."
Charlie: "Right well, it’s- it's just been a LONG while since I’ve felt up to it and Razzle and Dazzle were sick of it WAAAY before I stopped anyway, and-”
Vaggie: “Charlie. It's fine. It's pretty cute how much you love playing love-songs.”
Charlie: (tuning guitar) “Hm…?”
Vaggie: “They’re all I’ve ever heard you play.”
Charlie: (distracted) “Mm-hmm, they who?”
Vaggie: “The love songs?”
Charlie: “The lo-”(string snap) “OH.”
Vaggie: “Uh- your guitar okay??”
Charlie: “IT’S FINE but love songs what love songs hahaha I don’t JUST play you love songs-”
Vaggie: “Yeah you do."
Charlie: "I do?"
Vaggie: "Yes hun, you do."
Charlie: (cringing) "I'm sorr-"
Vaggie: "Don't be. I’m not complaining, I love hearing you play.”
Charlie: "O-oh thanks-"
Vaggie: "And anything that makes you look that happy is pretty great to see, too."
Charlie: (strangling guitar) “Oh, um, that’s- good yes, I…”
Vaggie: “Your goat boys got bored with though, huh? Guess they not as big a fan of the sappy stuff as you are.”
Charlie: “Erm... wellllll...”
-charlie before vaggie-
Charlie: “I’M ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MYSELF! I can play the funeral dirge another 500 times if I want to!”
Razzle & Dazzle: (frowning)
Charlie: “Stop looking at me all disappointed like that you guys! You’re not my mom and dad! My mom and dad aren’t even bothering to BE AROUND enough to BE disappointed in me anymore!!!”
Charlie: (crying while playing sad guitar)
Razzle & Dazzle: (facepalm)
-charlie with vaggie-
Vaggie: “Charlie?”
Charlie: “…..”
Vaggie: “You okay sweetie?”
Charlie: “…I’m… very okay. I think I’ve, I've never been better.”
Vaggie: “Okay. It’s just…”
Charlie: (leaning in) (breathless) “Yeah..?”
Vaggie: “You kinda squished your guitar to splinters hugging it like that.”
Charlie: “Huh? FUCK!”
Vaggie: “Now that would fix me.”
Charlie: “I maimed him!? Shit! RAZZLE DAZZLE HELP!!!” (cradling guitar) “Nooo…!” (strokes guitar) “Guitar-kun speak to me!”
Vaggie: “Lucky bastard.”
Razzle: “…”
Dazzle: “….”
Vaggie: “What? She gives great hugs. Anyone would dream of spending the rest of their life getting destroyed by them. And then getting cuddled.”
Charlie: “GUITAR-KUN PLEASE! I WAS GONNA PLAY ‘If I Had Words’ WITH A CLASSICAL ARRANGEMENT FOR HER NEXT!!”
Razzle & Dazzle: (facepalm)
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After the events of Apollo Justice, I feel like Klavier would have removed Atroquinine, My Love from all streaming platforms and made sure it couldn’t be played anywhere again. It would only exist in fans uploading it onto places like YouTube where newer fans would eventually discover it and comment things like “wow i thought I’d listened to everything and I’d never hear a new Gavinners song again because they broke up before I was even a fan, but I found this gem!” Then there’d be the shock of realising why it had become hard to find. It would be featured in iceberg vids alongside “Klavier’s brother is a murderer” and there’d be videos titled something like “The Gavinner’s Platinum Hit That Vanished For A Dark Reason…”
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