#the littlest slice of cucumber

[fear-of-flyers]

okay idk if you’re still taking requests but i just thought of this…giving brendan a bit of your food or vice versa (idc). also if you want to include shirley temples that’s up to you

been in my feels for him lately

this is such a cute idea omg

you and brendan loved to share. stealing bites of each other's dinners, splitting appetizers, swapping drinks just because, you name it and it happened. the boys always made fun of you for it, offering each other fries or a slice of pizza going "here darling, from my heart to yours" or making kissy noises but you couldn't care less. it made the two of you happy to share, knowing you could express your love in the littlest of ways always warmed your heart. but, your favorite meal to share was sushi.

there was a good, and affordable, sushi place right off campus where you had your first date and you found yourself there at least once a week since. you would order the same things every time, you a spicy tuna roll and a salmon-cucumber roll, briss a california roll and the chef's sashimi. when the food came you would split the rolls and eat the sashimi piece by piece, taking turns choosing. and, at least once a meal you would find something so good that brendan just had to try it. "oh my god babe, something about the spicy tuna today is so good, here try some" you would say, a piece of the roll already on your chopsticks, dipped in just the right ammount of soy sauce. brendan would dutifully lean in every time, eating the roll and playing up the taste, no matter how much it tasted exactly the same.

but, brendan's favorite thing about this place were their drink options. he hadn't gotten the same thing twice, sampling different teas and sodas, even sparkling water. he made you try everything and even though you never fully understood the method to his madness you always indulged him. today's drink of choice was a shirley temple, one of your shared favorites, and according to brendan it was "exquisite, here, have a sip" you did just that, admitting that he was right, something about the mix was perfect. “new favorite?” you ask, wondering if this was the drink he would order twice. “nah,” he says, surprising you “my favorite’s still you”

[firestarter-olaf]

tpp liveblog

tpp part 1 - YESSSSSSSSSSS WE GON SEE EVERYONE BOIS - THE OPERA FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - UPSIDE DOWN HOTEL! WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REFLECTION! - WELCOME TO THE WORLD LITTLE BABY - FAMILIAR FACES??? - NBKADSHJADSFAFDSBDSFHLDSA YOUNG LEM!!!!!!!! - THE DUUMVIRATE - BRUNCH - ok thats a lot of capitals - flaneur time!! - disguise time!!!! - concierge time!!!!!!! - oh no theyre back - the hotel!!!!! - MESSENGERS AND TIPS ARE BACK AT AGAIN - THE X ROCK - olaf choke challenge - sjkjkajfdlk the writing - bkfdafsjdsjdfjlk the hand waving with the hook of the sub - violet, is kit your lesbian awakening? - adkadkjdajfsk max greenfields talking with himself - LA FORZA DEL DESTINO!! - young lem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dewey??? - DEWEY!!! - LEM!!!!! - does he literally just talk like hes lecturing??? damn hes an annoying sibling thats for sure - he hasnt learned about jacques yet :((( - I LOVE THE HOTEL WITH ALL MY HEART - jkdjhadsjdfshjads tourist olaf! - wheres the dewey decimal system? - littlest elf land! - dahadfhldfajadsfjlkdf the deep voice - they killed carmelitas parents??? - the keys!!! - this is wes anderson's legacy come to life - dewey decimal system!! - three rooms!! - three concierges!! - simultaneous viewing!!!!! - tomboy carmelita!! - nero!! a ""genius"" - why did that ball clang? - oh. ohhhhhhhh. - cocktail party!! - jafdhjadjkadfljk the lopsided cucumber slices - nero knows about the spyglass - jdajadsjdsfjds bird watching in!!!! - WHOS JS - WHO - SHE WANTS A HARPOON GUN - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - babs!! - jkdlsjhadjaldsfjk he did consider being a doctor and look how bad it went for him - JEROME SQUALOR!!! J.S.!!!!!!! - fire of my loins dbaskjadsjkdfljkfd - Thursday! most important day *EVAR* - lumber millllllllllllllllllllllll - not him, JS?? - that is,,, olaf - blood! - "sometimes what seems strange is part of a larger plan" - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - sunny!!!! - mr poe. him. - she despises him!! - jacquelyn, duchess of winnipeg!! - LARRY!! INDIAN FOOD WAITER - and barry sonnenfeld! - jajlkafdjfdhjadfhjd a glass of milk bc hes afraid of foreigners - vfd eye!! - olafs impersonating as j.s.????? - "still-living person" - dear lord hes doing that thing from TRR book to violet with the knife - "that you have to get out more?" - ODIOUS LUSTING AFTER FORTUNES!! - dajlkadsfjadfsjksdf the whoosh when he turned his head - sunny! - mysterious,,,,, - larry and olaf again!! - try the curry!! - ITS COWBOY TIME - HES GONNA DIP THE BOY IN THE CURRY - LARRY DIED DJAALFDSLADSFL - vernacularly fastened door??? - FAST FORWARD!!!! - WATCH THE SKIES - oh its this one - the elephant story - THE PLAN IS BEING FORMULATED!! - JUSTICE STRAUSS!!!!!!!! - YESSSSS - the burnt remains of paltryville, heimlich hospital, and caligari carnival! - DASJKHJJHDJHADSJADS QUIGLEY AND STRAUSS MET - COURTROOM!! - WAIT SO THE JS THAT BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER WAS STRAUSS?? - bring the baudelaires to j.s.'s home!! - THIS NIGHT IS DIFFERENT FROM OTHER NIGHTS ATWQ!!!!!!!! - wrong! wrong! wrong!! - its all about family and crossroads hm - AAAAAAAAAA BEATRICE - THE OPERA - A SIGNAL FLARE!!! - KJADSFHADSFHADSFJK HECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 3 BROS??? - no room 135???? - is a mystery!! - SUB BASEMENT!! - DEWEY!! - THE TUNNELS!!!! - damn hes listing a lot - max greenfield is good at this - jhhjadsjdafsj the last safe place is literally their slogan - "is a safe life really enough?" uh yeah - OLAF NO - giuseppi verdi is a myth - oh my god thats esmes ugly haircut ppl talked about - SCHEMEING - the last chair in the back row of a thirdrate orchestra for count olaf???? hmmmmm - BEATRICE STOLE IT - JKAJAJJDSKLJKDF TEACH ME TO SPIT - olafs a terrible father - ESME BREAK UP WITH HIM - YEAH - CALL HIM OUT ESME!!!!!!!!!!!! - "is countie not my daddy anymore?" "hes not mine either, pet!" JKADSJLDFJKDBSJLKADSBKADSJHADS - HARPOON GUN NO - DEWEY NO - BAUDELAIRES NO - NOOOOOOOOOOO - OH MY GOD - NO - NO - DONT COUNT TO 10 - "its all i know how to do" - THEY DROPPED IT - OH GOD - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GOOD GOD THAT MANS BEEN SHOT - la forza del destino!! - that opera music tho - "kit" OH GOD - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GUYS HES JUST MEDITATING - PANIC - SUGAR BOWL - EVERYTHINGS HAPPENING AT ONCE - LEMONY SNICKET ------ tpp part 2 - no disguise voice? ugh fine - justice and trust us dont really rhyme - THE OPERA - THE WINGS - THE SUGAR BOWL - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - tea bitter as wormwood and sharp as two edged sword! - oh my god were esme and kit together - lemony, darling??????????/ - DAMN HER VOICE - olaf was sleeping dajdfhjjdsfkljdasjdaldasfjk - critic? bah! - stop defining things snicket - OH MY GOD ITS MRS QUAGMIRE - OH GOD IS THAT HIS DAD - BEATRICE?????????? - BEATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - OLAFS DAD - THE X STONE - THE SUGAR BOWL - OH MY GOD THAT X STONE HAS BEEN SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THEN WE'D EXPECT IT TO BE - damn lems lonely - damn lem didnt even say goodbye - WHY IS EVERYBODY HERE - JKDFJADFSJKLDFJLDFJLK "your wife?" - you think vfd is noble?? - this is too much info to handle rn - oh god i dont trust the two other judges - laws are like sausages - revenge is making someones sausages - HMMMMM - let them EAT CROW! - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - the clothes!!!! - justice is blind - scalia? - adflajdfshjdsfja the blindfolds! - *in*justice! - [quietly screaming] - AAAAAAA THE BOOK CLOTHES FROM HELQUISTS DRAWINGS!! - poes bones crunched - i see lucky smells, prufrock prep, vfd chiefs, volunteers fighting disease, doctors, literally everyone is here - whos principal of prufrock? whyd he disappear - BRING IN COUNT OLAF! - PARTY RIVALRY!! - also btw there hasnt been any musical numbers yet - strauss is FED UP - CALLING OLAF OUT!! - ah yes. the ignorance and incompetence of adults and society. - the score is intense rn - applause, everyone! applause! - STANDING OVATION - "a violin solo about a naval disaster!" - in loco advocatus, thats new! - COUNT OLAF CALLING EVERYONE OUT - DASJDAJD ONLY STROKED MY VIOLIN - STOP INTERRUPTING THEM OLAF - there are no noble people in this world. - THE NIGHT AT THE OPERA - NO - JJHAJKLADSF HER SEATING OH YEAHHH SHES BI - SIXTH - CARMELITAS SERVING POISONED CROW - LET THEM EAT CROW - DARLING BEATRICE - what choice do we have? - KIT AND OLAF!!! - THE SUGAR BOWL - POISON DARTS??? ON BOTH SIDES????? - COMPASSION - beatrice killed olafs dad. - SUNNYS STILL SITTING THERE - oh god. theyre poisoned. - EAT CROW - OH GOD ITS A MUSICAL NUMBER - FINALLY - HE KNOWS SOME GOOD CHORD. - WHY LET THE BAUDELAIRES PLEAD? - VIOLETS BANGS MAKE HER LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A UNIBROW - THATS IMAGERY - THEYRE SAYING THINGS ABOUT THE BAUDELAIRES - the sugar bowl. - LARRYS DEAD - every noble person has failed us. - olaf has been failed by every single person. of course hes got revenge on everyone. - ILL JUST HAVE TO ADD THE LIST OF GRAVITY TO MY ENEMIES - burn down hotel. - the OLAF book! - its arson time. - YOURE A DISGRACE TO THE LEGAL PROFESSION - JEROME BABS ESME AND CARMELITA TOOK THEIR BLINDFOLDS OFF - oh god. - STRAUSS WAS A HORSE THIEF?? - the law isnt always just. - LOOK AT THE BOAT GO - the last safe place is safe no more. - SOME OF THE PPL ESCAPED - who knows when some slight shock disturbing the delicate balance between social order and thirst aspiration shall send the skyscrapers in our city toppling? - lemony has his regrets. - STRAUSS MADE IT OUT ALIVE - the photograph of the baudelaires before the fire. - hes reciting part of the beatrice letter. - you always had a way with words. - thats not how this story goes. - beatrice will burn. and she did. - off they go to the island

[thetechhunt]

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* Sliced apples, peaches, child carrots, and cucumbers.

* Raisins.

* Without fat or decreased fat yogurts.

* Reduced-fat strong cheddar.

* Hummus-filled pita bread.

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* Choose water, nonfat or low-fat milk, or a little glass of 100 percent squeeze rather than a soft drink.