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More healer salt here in my redbubble store, here and here!

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Inner monologue of a mercy main

- Fuck fucking shit god damn it fuck

- WHERE’S MY TANK

- motherfucker

- *mocking voice* I need healing

- I’m at the other side of the map you dickbag

- YES I’M COMING GOD

- whoops nevermind I’m leaving

- Mistakes were made

- WHY WON’T YOU LET ME RUN AWAY

- I am very slow

- DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE

- Could someone take a step back so I can fly to them for fuck sake

- I can’t heal you from behind a FUCKING WALL

- COME BACK

- Pharah! :D

- *Pharah changes* Pharah D:

- That’s it I’m going battle-mercy

- whoops nevermind² I can’t aim

- [screaming]

- Fucking Genji

- fUCKING HANZO

- Fucking hell

- Fuck you

- Fuck me

- I swear to god if I’m the only healer—

- DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME

- I could have resurected you but I’M DEAD

- ffffffffuck

- There’s one dps too many in this team

- I’m dead and it’s all your fault

- GET ON THE FUCKING POINT

- I will contest this point if it’s the last thing I ever do

- vote for me you coward

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Dedicated to all my fellow support mains.

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Mercy for Mercy

I just remembered a game where I went in as Sym defending Dorado. The other team Mercy kept coming into perfect range to be microwaved by beam but I only killed her once. Other than that one time, anytime she came close I just said "hello" and she'd say hi back. I know the fear sym puts in the hearts of healers and I didn't want to cause that heart attack on this poor mercy who had a team who refused to protect her. We won anyways and she thanked me at the end for being chill lol ~Admin Kala

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I just spent two games protecting the hell out of our mercy.

In the first game we played together, I was Zarya. At one point I died. Mercy rezzed me just a second before she got solo ulted by rein. Before he could kill her, I threw a bubble on her then ulted since the whole team was after her. I got a quad, but so did our Junkrat at some point so he got play of the game.

In the second game, I was rein. Our mercy was someone else this time, but she constantly had Mccree, Tracer, and soldier all trying to kill her. I chased them off and even solo ulted soldier when he ulted just to get our mercy. She only died once that game.

~Admin Kala

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Update on Being Reported

I didn’t get banned. Big surprise, right? I mean it’s like Blizzard is made up of actual adults instead of sniveling five year olds who ban anyone who had a salty report on them lmao

Good luck on future games everyone!

~Admin Kala

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So I was attacking Numbani as Mercy. We had a lucio and some other teammates. We capped the point really fast, and by that point I had over 3k healing and 8 elims. By the end I had gold healing at 6k (Everyone was off flanking so I didn’t get much healing) and 14 elims. I didn’t have a medal but still, that’s pretty good for a mercy. The enemy genji came after me a lot so he was most of my elims. I went into chat and said “14 elims as Mercy and I’m pretty sure 8 of them were genji lol”

So some salty asshole, we’ll call him SA for short, goes in and said “Who cares we lost?” So I went in and said it was quick play and that since it’s a game we’re allowed to have fun even if we lost. A few of my teammates got on and agreed with me. We went in to defend and he said “reported, bliz will ban you soon”

That started a whole long argument that went the whole match about why he reported me. I stopped healing him, and told him. I said “I’m not going to heal you since you’re being such an ass. Bliz isn’t gonna ban me for stating how many kills I got.” So he said “Screencapped, thanks”

Not sure how that’s gonna help him get me banned? Lol but I’m honestly not scared, I just feel sorry for such a little baby who can’t handle that his mercy probably got more kills than him. I ended up reporting him for the false report and for poor teamwork. At the end of the match he told everyone in match chat to report me for “losing on purpose.” Everyone knew I wasn’t and called him salty and shit. Some people smh...

tl;dr some asshole reported me for trying to protect myself as mercy.

~Admin Kala

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healers need healing too.

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Wanna know more about me and my co-admin Kala? Just send us an ask! :)

~Admin Perky

The Ultimate Overwatch Questionnaire!

1. Who is your defense main?

2. Who is your support main?

3. Who is your offense main?

4. Who is your tank main?

5. Who is you MAIN main?

6. Which character have you played the least?

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?

8. Which character do you dislike the most?

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?

11. Which map is your favorite?

12. Which map is your least favorite?

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

18. Which event map was your favorite?

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?

20. Which event was your favorite?

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?

22. Which event was your least favorite?

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?

32. What was the first achievement you got?

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?

38. How many gold guns do you have?

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?

47. Favorite voice line?

48. Favorite player icon?

49. Favorite emote?

50. Favorite spray?

51.Favorite victory pose?

52. Favorite highlight intro?

53. Characters you ship the most?

54. Characters you ship the least?

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?

56. Character you wish had a comic about?

57. Favorite comic released?

58. Favorite short released?

59. Favorite new character released?

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?

65. Best ultimate?

66. Worst ultimate?

67. Most kills in game?

68. Most heals in game?

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?

70. What character do you think needs a buff?

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?

76. Platform you play on?

77. Do you stream?

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?

88. Does your team?

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?

94. Best D.Va skin?

95. Best Mercy skin?

96. Best Tracer skin? 

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?

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Guys! I just got play of the game as Mercy! We ended up loosing but I got a couple 3 man rez’s in during the match. The team kept thanking me for heals and the enemy team was trash talking us through the match but when I saw I got play it made me so happy! It’s so hard to get as support. :) (sorry about the poor video quality, I don't have a fancy recorder so I just use my phone) ~Admin Perky

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Omg I was attacking King’s Row and the other team reaper was like, hardcore targeting me and my team didn’t notice. I kept saying “group up” and “hello” but nothing happened. Finally, my Winston went into voice and said “I think reaper has ult” so I went into voice and told them that he was after me the whole time and said he was behind us.

Suddenly he has the entire fucking team on him. He tries to ult but he was too low health and died without killing anyone. Later I was being attacked by Hanzo, Roadhog, and Reaper, so Winston jumps on me and gives me his bubble while him and our Roadhog killed the three while yelling “Not my Mercy!!!” into voice. I was so happy and they all complimented my healing at the end after we won and I got all the votes.

TL;DR: Protect your healers, it will make their day

~Admin Kala

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i just found your blog and it's great !! also, could you possibly make one of the mercy pride icons with the asexual flag? ;v; thanks in advance!!!!

Yeah of course! Here it is!

And thank you so much! I’m glad you like our little corner of tumblr!<3

~Admin Kala

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This isn't really a support only thin but

I hate comp so much and I accidentally clicked on it instead of quick play. I clicked cancel and might have actually screamed very loud when it actually put me in a game then pulled me out as fast as it put me in lol ~Admin Kala

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I had a McCree yell at me for not healing him as Ana. I hardly saw him during the game and kept myself on the point or with a couple teammates who didn't overextend. And when I did managed to heal him he kept jumping around. Ugh.

Man those over extenders are the worst… They gotta learn what it’s like from the healer’s point of view!

~Admin Kala

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Hey guys! So I made a couple Mercy Pride icons in celebration of Pride Month!! Top one is the rainbow flag and the second one is her in front of the lesbian pride flag! Feel free to use these! Credit is appreciated to @kalawoof but not necessary! If anyone has requests of any of the support heroes with any of the pride flags feel free to shoot us an ask!

~Admin Kala

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So I haven't played overwatch in WAY too long since I moved and couldn't play on my mac. so I started playing it again on my sister's computer and I had some really good games! I got 3 3 man rezzes in one game, and in another one I saved the game with a two man Rez and started healing my soldier since he was incredibly low on health and I couldn't just wait for him to die so I could get another 3 man lol In another game someone had already picked healer so I picked Winston so if they were ever in trouble I could jump over and pop a bubble over them and chase down the ass who went after them. ~Admin Kala