#the machinations of my mind are an enigma

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Doom n gloom n a whole lotta green

[goburinboo]

You,

Graha,

The Pendants,

What are you having for dinner?

Sandwiches, of course!

Uh oh! Emet-Selch Poisoned the sandwiches.

Blackout.

Wake up in Amaurot.

Surrounded by Ancients.

Horny Ancients.

You know what that means?

Ancients orgy!

[a-bit-of-cest]

I've been thinking about the psychic snails all week. This is part 3 of me indulging my maw-induced impulses.

Context:

Part 1 (fanfic)

Part 2 (Not Safe For Tumblr, companion chapter in progress)

[ditown-art]

i want to watch arcane soooo bad but...youtube video...

[hahlilvndr]

anyone else need 3 hours of rewrites, an inner dialogue with The Council™️ & the sacrifice of your frontal lobe just to make one (1) shitpost?

the resistance between my thoughts and the expression of them is unhealthy. Thus sayeth my clenched teeth.

it’s inevitable that randomly typing away first thing in the morning would lead to a self reflective process unveiling my inner demons for the self-constructed cage I was conditioned to form them into.

whatever, maybe using blogging platforms to talk to myself like this is ok actually and not a danger to my life or dignity

[veguinsky]

At least there's cake (~￣³￣)~

WebToon: "Walpurgis Night ☾"

[pansy-picnics]

i love varigo. i also hate them so so bad. And not like in a loving way like i genuinely hate them sometimes because im tired of them taking over the tts fandom when they literally ARENT REAL. but also i love them and im obsessed with them and they make me sick and i love nuru and yong and theyre my ocs and if everyone doesnt appreciate them as much as i do ill kill everyone in this room and then myself. i love vat7k conceptually and for what its become because the way its brought people together i think is truly what modern fandom was always meant to be. i love seeing all you guys especially younger teens who are new to fandom all just coming together in a little sandbox to play toys together. it also drives me crazy sometimes because your drama is absolutely absurd and makes me want to tear my hair out. the vat7k fandom is like the little cousin i love so so dearly but pretend im not related to in public. i love you guys. i admire you. Im highkey afraid of you. i fear that every day varian and vat7k slowly inches closer to the mainstream and this actually terrifies me because the consequences of this escaping containment would be catastrophic. I want everyone to share the joy of this group project but also we need to keep it locked up forever for the good of humanity. vat7k is like pandoras box. i hope one day ill see varian and hugo cosplayers at a convention because ill cry tears of joy and also despair. Do you understand me

[basketcase1982]

a brother, a father, and their creature families

little bonus hehe

[7sharkie7]

Drawing my sick an twisted thoughts

[lettucing]

genuinely had a dream last night that jack manifold and ellie neale broke up and they weren’t saying why but after a few weeks jack revealed on shut up im taking that it was bc he caught her reading schlatt fanfic on tumblr and it became a really public messy breakup and schlatt got involved and then a bunch of drama channels started covering it and defending ellie like "its not real. its not cheating its called real person FICTION. she didn’t do anything wrong" and the other side was like “that’s so fucked up schlatt and jack are good friends and she’s a cheater and a BITCH” and schlatt was like “what can i say ladies love me🤷‍♂️” and it became a huge drama thing that ppl got SO invested in and there were like hardcore stans and it went to court and was being streamed on twitch and it was all so fucking crazy. schlatt paid everyone off and put jack in jail at the end and i woke up with tears in my eyes and im dead fucking serious.

[wintergrofyuri]

Is Skeptic/Paranoid random enough? I did literally just spin a wheel

this is so fun bc. i literally just talked abt how this is my only paranoid ship (in the "actively think about" way). so yes i will be doing this one first, i never said i wasnt going to play favorites.

so. the cage altered my fucking brain chemistry. the way they interact in it just. oh my god.

they're both very similar in a way i think. theyre both very cautious and skeptical (LOL), but while skeptic is kind of detective-y abt it, paranoid is sort of like. a conspiracy theorist. skeptic definitely has shades of that but paranoid is The pepe silvia voice. i think they coukd make each other so much worse (said while kicking my feet and giggling and twirling my hair).

i think another aspect of it, at least to my twisted mind, is like. teehee ok so ykno detective stories and film noir and like. how snarky and independant the women are most of the time. thats paranoid to me. para has a pencil skirt and heels and does things for skeptic no sane person would just bc he finds him attractive.

i guess its less of like. a ship. and more like paranoid going thru every stage of grief every time skeptic opens his mouth bc he remembers "oh fuck i am actually attracted to this fuck". but to be fair, thats how i imagine para'd react to any crush. i cant imagine he'd be normal about emotions like that.

so in conclusion: should they kiss? probably not. do they kiss? no clue. do i think paranoid sleeps in a double bed alone every night bc skeptic stays up every night doing god knows what and its effecting their marriage but paranoid stays despite it all? yeah. Yeah absolutely.

[capricioussun]

Monday

[transpierced]

saw vi is like edging for ppl with competence kinks because hoffman will pull off some of the hottest, most mouth-watering and brutal quick thinking i've ever seen in my life and then, just to shake it up, just to keep me humble, he'll make some utterly incomprehensible decision like using strahm's fingerprints to cover his tracks again, despite the fact it clearly didn't work the first time. and he does it in a room he was gonna set fire to anyway. the money i would pay for a single glimpse into his mind

[eluminium]

I find it hilarious how both Imp and Skizz express their love for each other in different kinds of unethical ways

like if Impulse betrays you that's actually a sign he likes you because he trusts you enough that this betrayal won't hurt your feelings too hard. very people pleaser of him.

and skizz punches and wrestles people he likes. very cishet man of him.

they both subject each other to their respective immoral love actions at alarming (?) rates.

[wombrion]

is there any way we can take a peek thru ur comic making process like a bunch of gnomes on top of each other by the door looking at idfk.. snow white cooking food in the kitchen.....

picks you up by the scruff ok. but just because you called me snow white got it

kinda long btw!! also flashing images

[rookinthecrownest]

Veilguard DLC but its just an Illario dress up game