#the memes about oblivious Arthur are funny but unoriginal sooo

[yallemagne]

Seward: “Arthur... I figure I should be straight with you.”

Arthur: “That’s new.”

Seward: “Ye- what. Anyway... remember what you said at Lucy’s funeral? I must tell you... the rest of us also gave our blood: me, Quincey, even Van Helsing.”

Arthur: “Oh, I know.”

Seward: “And I don’t want you to misundersta-- what?”

Arthur: “Yeah, Jack. I figured.”

Seward: “Then... what you said?”

Arthur: “I just find it to be a comforting idea for myself. A bit silly, I know... and I knew it would make Van Helsing uncomfortable.”

Seward: “Art!”

Arthur: “What? He told me you sucked poison from his wound once. And then proceeded to tell me to ask you about it. I figured I’d embarrass him.”

Seward: “... I love you.”

Arthur: “Haha, what happened to being straight with me?”