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Every time I re-open a fic I just posted after proofreading for hours, I get so annoyed at immediately finding three typos - but then I think, well, at least they are made with love and sweat and blood, not by ChatGPT.

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doctor, soldier, poet, lover

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“My dear Watson,” said the well-remembered voice, “I owe you a thousand apologies.”

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🔎🐝 This is a master post of my Sherlock Holmes fanfiction which you can also find on Ao3! 🐝🔎

For details and warnings, follow the links to AO3, it's included in tags there.

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The Absolute Truth of the Matter

On the way to Rosenlaui, Holmes falls behind to face Moriarty alone. When it is instead Watson who encounters the Professor at the Reichenbach Falls, events take an unexpected turn.

Or: Watson does a few ridiculously courageous things and there is a crack in Holmes's lens.

The Case of the Lost Cat

Annie hesitated, nervously turning the apple in her hands, lowering her gaze. “I must tell you first,” she mumbled, “that I can’t pay your fee, Mr Holmes, b-but I can help in the garden, or –“ „Oh, but lost animal cases are always free of charge,” Holmes said casually, folding the newspaper and throwing it onto the floor next to his armchair. He is, as I have often stated, really a rather brilliant man.

After the Great War, Holmes and Watson are living a quiet life somewhere in Sussex. The days of great detective work lie in the past, but when a distressed young client asks them for help with finding her lost cat, Holmes and Watson have to solve a case that might turn out to be just beyond their limits.

Flowery Prose

Holmes rarely read to me, and never like this.

The Return of Dr Watson

I think of myself as a practical woman. I am proud to say that I have always been able to manage my household in the most efficient manner, purchasing only what is of good quality without requiring any unnecessary expenses. I have one possession, however, that is an exception to that rule. This is the story of how not only one but two of my tenants returned to Baker Street, and how I came to own one of London’s finest tea services as a result.

Mr Holmes returns. Dr Watson leaves. Mrs Hudson realises that London’s greatest detective might require a little assistance with winning the good doctor back.

The Adventures of the Amorous Amateur

Five times Sherlock Holmes is bad in bed and one time Watson is too.

The Heart's Desire

In which Watson learns how to make love to Sherlock Holmes.

The Adventure of the Lost Footing

“You have been in this particular mood for months,” Holmes stated. “You are in pain, but worse than that, you feel useless. You would clearly be more comfortable – and productive – away from London. Therefore, it seems a permanent relocation is in order.”

When Watson is no longer able to keep step with Sherlock Holmes, he expects to be left behind. As it turns out, Holmes has already devised a plan.

Of Seeing London Again

I had dreamed of London day and night, and now I had returned, but I was not home yet. It would not be until Moran was caught and I could finally reveal myself to my old friend Watson that I would be able to find a modicum of peace.

A Kinder Heart

“Holmes?” The pipe clattered to the floor and there was tobacco scattered all around it, but it passed like a flash before my eyes because I had spun around to face whoever had entered the room. It was Watson, of course.

The Return

“Watson, will you keep this?” I extended my hand and offered the cigarette case.

From the Flowers

Holmes loves flowers. Watson loves Holmes. Mrs Hudson loves to meddle.

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Our Highest Assurance

“Watson,” I gasped, my entire being fixed upon the one fact that mattered above all, “are you unharmed?” “Quite,” he coughed. “Are you …?” “Yes.” I could not tear my eyes away from my partner. There was a bruise already forming on his neck and I pressed the revolver harder against Sir Wilfred’s temple, cruelly hoping that he felt a fraction of the terror he had dealt me in the span of the past minute.

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, POV Sherlock Holmes, Holmes is down bad, Emotional Sex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Communication, Consent, Tenderness, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Frottage, Oral Sex, 69 (Sex Position), a Three Garridebs remix in a way, the good old trope of Oh God I Thought I Was Going to Lose You sex, Declarations Of Love, Established Relationship

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the woman!

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Listen I love a Sherlock Holmes with self-worth issues and difficulty verbally expressing his deeper emotions as much as the next person, but consider: a Sherlock Holmes who knows he's in love with Watson -- a Watson who hasn't worked out his own feelings yet and who then goes and marries a woman. Consider, a Holmes who, when Watson finally does figure out his own feelings for Holmes, throws himself fully into showing his love for Watson. Consider, a Watson who is more hesitant to verbally express his love for Holmes -- to speak poetically and romantically of Holmes the way Holmes speaks of Watson (conductor of light, etc). Consider, a Holmes who makes Watson feel safe to step outside the strictures of expected Victorian gentleman behaviour, who does not think less of him for his disabilities, or for his softness.

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Sometimes I think about the fact that it was love not logic that brought Holmes back from the dead and it makes me want to cry

Just... Imagine Holmes learning that because his friend loved him enough to write about him, strangers from another world loved him enough to save him from his tragic-heroic death. Imagine him learning that people loved him enough to demand his happiness

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she is curious

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The way Sherlock says ‘Good man’ to John Watson in the Solitary Cyclist as he stops the frightened horse sends me feral.

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guys its so hot outside where I am, summer is (almost) upon us (save me)

shoutout to my gf for making this joke a year ago:)) Finally did something with it

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best friends to lovers is only good if theyre still best friends while theyre lovers

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Holmes being a cute little dork...

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The Adventure of the Empty House

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Ops I drew something again

First of all biggest thanks to @louieclamlent and @fruitviking for inspiring me to draw this little thing - tw partial nudity

With and without a lil comic!

They're the Holmes and Watson of my they never lived AU, so yeah, there's all the tattoos that i thought about up until now - and Holmes has some fondness for red socks you might've already seen somewhere and the colour purple. And his husband Watson in short shorts and a crop top!

As @son-of-drogo said, these could very well be pride outfits of theirs!