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chibishortdeath · 5 months

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Ok stupid rant, but I’m sick of looking up a game and only being able to find guides and wikis made by people who obviously hate the game they’re writing information about.

I was looking for guides for the hedge maze portion of Castlevania 64 because I was stuck in it and couldn’t visualize what the layout of maze looks like (turns out, it’s not technically a traditional maze, aka one route to the exit, which helps a lot) and the only guide I can find is one on gamefaqs or something where the person cannot contain themselves from constantly interjecting to say how much they don’t like Malus cause “ugh overdramatic cutscene, his parents are dead who cares, he looks like a girl” or how they hate the game cause it’s too hard and annoying and “oh boy as if this game couldn’t get worse”.

And like dude! Sincerely! Shut up! I don’t care! I just want to know what I’m supposed to do! You are allowed to dislike the game and express your opinions, just please keep those to a little ending opinion section or a review!!! Stop breaking up actual instructions I can’t keep track of what you’re telling me to do!!!!!!!!!!!

And I saw something similar happen on a different smaller wiki-ish sort of website (it might have been the Castlevania Dungeon, I’m not sure. Definitely not Fandom tho.) on the Castlevania: The Adventure page when I was looking for some facts. Again, the person writing was constantly being all “not that this game is important anyway” and like! I literally don’t care if you don’t like the game that’s not what I’m here for!!! Heck the website even had some misinformation on the page too saying that Christopher was Simon’s grandson in that “or whatever, it doesn’t matter” kind of tone! Like!!!!! Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here for factual information! Not a review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just absolutely annoying and now I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do in CV64 cause I can barely process what this guy is saying ugh.

#castlevania #castlevania games #akumajou dracula #text post #incoherent rambling #Castlevania 64 #castlevania the adventure #other Castlevania games get this treatment too sometimes these are just very recent examples I’ve run into #if I find the pages for both of them I’ll reblog this and link them idk #I don’t really wanna put anyone on blast or anything #anyway AUGH #Like literally don’t write an informational article if you can’t keep it informational #making a couple jokes or something is fine just please do not break up the instructions for it #the one Adventure page also said some stuff about promotional material saying Chris was Simon’s grandson and nuh uh man #I’m not taking that as fact until you put some scans or some sources #I would understand if they had any mention of the development stages where Chris and Trevor were almost the same character #that was a weird developmental period where they then figured Trevor is 200 years before Simon and Chris is 100 years #but they didn’t even mention that???????#nor did they mention any of the advertising with Simon instead of Christopher??????????????#idk man I’ve seen a lot of advertising and media for the older classicvanias and never have I seen ‘Chris is Simon’s grandson’#idk it’s weird if anyone can confirm or deny that claim I’d love to see it!!!! :3 #editing to add this here but like man we need a new wiki so bad

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