#the only marvel movies that are valid are the captain america ones because ive met joe russo and he's cool | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nora-durst · 7 years

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i have a list just like arya stark that i recite to myself at night except instead of people i want to kill it's film critics i used to respect who have abandoned me in favor of the m*rvel cinematic universe

#my new favorite trend is censoring things that dont need to be censored lol #and this isnt a marvel vs dc thing!!! both are bad!!!#its just that critics tend to be nicer to marvel movies #also this isnt meant to start discourse and i promise this is one of the only times ill complain about marvel #i just.... theyve made almost 20 movies.... im so tired #and this new one has taika waititi and tessa thompson and cate blanchett which is good and my interest is piqued #and then they start talkin about infinity rocks or some nonsense and i'm immediately checked out #the only marvel movies that are valid are the captain america ones because ive met joe russo and he's cool #and even then that doesnt mean i have to like them #the netflix shows can stay but they're on thin ice #the only superhero movie ive ever liked was Logan #and thats because it wasnt really a superhero movie #and i STILL had to do a shit ton of lore researching before watching it #(the first sam raimi spider man movie is a classic for purely nostalgic reasons #raimi knew that superheroes were inherently goofy and rolled with it making a movie that you really just cannot take seriously #and i respect that)#(even the dark knight was kinda 'meh' for me. it was a good film and heath ledger was fabulous but it didnt make me FEEL anything)#but basically everything was better when independent studios could do what they wanted with the property #now its all so corporate #anyway #personal #anti mcu

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