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vaguelyhauntedcornfield · 2 years

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I just played a barbarian janitor named larry who looks like a weird edit of Robert Pattinson as a janitor that came up when I googled ‘hot janitor’ and he rages when people make messes and has all his attacks reflavored as cleaning supplies and despite being planned with the dm in the 10 minutes before the one shot, he might be my favorite character ever

#he took magic initiate for prestidigitation and also took acid splash which got reflavored as a spray bottle of industrial cleaner #still trying to decide on the third level spell bc the one shot turned into a two shot and we didn’t combat #main weapon is a war hammer reflavored as a mop #has handaxes reflavored as a wrench and flashlight #a javelin that’s just a broom handle that he dramatically broke over his knee #and unarmored defense baybe so were running around in a janitor jumpsuit #the only unnatural thing about him is his prestidigitation is sparkly #same with the radiant damage he deals #like twilight vampire sparkles mixed with ‘yay it’s clean’ video game sparkles #it was a sci fi oneshot on a vacation starcruiser #and everyone else has snazzy cool alien characters with cool names #and then the dm helped me create the saddest most normal dude who loves to clean and will kill you for making a mess #he asked me what job i wanted on the ship and i said janitor and he was like IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THANK YOU #was so fun lol #we crash landed on a planet after the ship exploded (which had my dude having a breakdown bc he worked so hard to keep it clean)#and immediately he had another crisis when he saw how much dirt the was in the field #he could never clean it all #it’s too much #larry needs a smoke break

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