#the oversized sweater and vehicular manslaughter tho...

[dressupbastard]

Did you know i love incorrect quotes text posts so much? Because i love incorrect quotes text posts so much. Lmao, now you know 🙃

Anyway! ✨️

(I used a prompt/generator for these, and then edited them with his sprites, so that it looks a bit more fancy dandy than just plain text, lolol~)

Also i have a bunch more that i haven't edited yet, so consider this a part 1 (maybe) lol

[punchitime]

Sooo... I forgot that the "incorrect quotes" thing existed and i made a few things... Again

So in other words here's incorrect (but accurate) quotes i got from these generators since there was too many for the photo limit, which i just copy pasted to here (with minor context for a few)!

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Sterling : I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there... and their fear fuels me.

(Actually EXACTLY how they accidentally scare nearly everyone in the WBVA 9/10 times tho, they just move so silently for no reason and scare people like that by accident.)

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Sterling : If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Sterling : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

(They would say this unintentionally and unironically in a southern accent for no reason)

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Sterling : I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Sterling : What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

(random ass southern accent engaged)

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Sterling : Goodnight moon.

Sterling : Goodnight tree.

Sterling : Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

(they come from a family of mediums... Which that trait carried over to Sterling -)

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Sterling : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

(also reincarnated, remembers absolutely nothing tho)

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Sterling : Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Sterling : When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Sterling : Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Sterling : Fruits that do live up to their names?

Sterling : Orange.

(A conversation with them while their sleep deprived be like-)

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Sterling : *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

(they're legally blind without them so-)

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Sterling , slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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Sterling : Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

(/j but still, if it was at another scare actor they know they'd yell that)

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Sterling : Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Sterling : Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Sterling : Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

(Sterling was a choir, band, and theater kid in high school. She was all of the above)

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Sterling : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

(y'know the "Golden Receiver and Black Cat friends?" Well Sterling is the the black cat, and knows multiple golden receiver people)

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Sterling : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

(at anyone who pisses them off)

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Sterling : Is this a good idea?

Sterling : Probably not.

Sterling : Do I care?

Sterling : No.

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Sterling : Yeah I'm LGBT.

Sterling : cuLt leader.

Sterling : God hates me personally.

Sterling : cowBoy hat.

Sterling : *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Sterling : I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

(if anyone asks how they manage to dress the way they do)

(spoiler alert, they just grab clothes and go. And somehow it works)

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Sterling : I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

(also this)

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Sterling : Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Sterling : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

(her mentally if they accidentally scare one of the boxers and their scared reaction is anger/agression)

(note- moment she sees a possible swing they're RUNNING, completely OUT)

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Sterling : I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Sterling : Caw caw, motherfuckers.

(Sterling, in her time of... Like a month of living in NYC, had somehow managed to befriend a whole murder of crows. How? Feeding and taking care of one that wasn't doing so well and it calling the whole squad over. But they'd say this to anyone that sees them just feeding and playing with whole ass wild crowd)

(Also, absolutely they keep all the "gifts" that the crows give her in a glass jar that has a painted "Gifts!" With a crow underneath)

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Sterling : Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Sterling : I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Sterling : I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Sterling : Pros and cons of dating me.

Sterling : Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Sterling : Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

(@ anyone that was ever romantically interested in them)

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Sterling : Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

(Narcis Prince pissed her off on this one, litterally that's it)