#the problemattic

[the-problemattic]

thursday, 09/05/2024

[dontfall-inlove-withthe-moment]

I miss when Matty was silly on his stories 🥲

The problemattic getting deleted was truly our biggest lost.

[dark-academician]

SO WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MATTY HEALY WAS IN SEINFELD???

[abiiors]

me on my one relatively free day trying to keep up with matty’s shitposting over at @the-problemattic

[toomuchracket]

lock your doors trumanblack is on the loose (with no highlights this time though💔💔)

lock up your mentally ill daughters innit <3

[thefrontofmymind]

just got a text in THE FAMILY GROUPCHAT from my cousin telling me to stop posting memes on my ig story

[cryley]

nature is healing

[ughgoaway]

why did he choose today of all days to return?? matty I JUST posted chapter 5. PLEASE STAY AWAY.

he's been active for like 24hrs... too much reading time I'm nervous. he's defo going to dress in a priest costume for the next show to show us HE KNOWS

this feels like a horror movie when the killer has been in the house... tumblr was a safe house but now he's here... lurking...

[slothishlife]

MATTY REACTIVATED INSTA ACCOUNT

And the link takes you too….

Look familiar…?

[the-problemattic]

monday, 04/03/2024

[dontfall-inlove-withthe-moment]

I’m just so… just so… so happy 🥲

[dailypopmix]

Matt Rife Asserts That His Girlfriend, Jessica Lord, Serves As His Primary Pillar Of Support

[juliardk]

my favorite the problemattic stories

[abiiors]

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[footprint-in-the-snow]

I actually desperately want someone to explain every reference in the SATVB art please <3

okay so i havent figured out Everything but this is most of what i can gather. sorry there arent links to specific references im not supposed to be doing this i need to be packing for uni 😭 but this is everything off the top of my head !

starting from the left wall theres the peep show poster which matty has said to be his favourite show in a reddit comment, idk what the streets poster is a reference to, the ghost on an island is an antichrist reference 'theres a ghost on this island' and then the petrol can is an its not living reference as 'danny works in a petrol station'

so the back wall obviously the cancelled banner for lols, 4 days since last incident as a general meme reference?, do not use emergency only is likely a reference to mattys abstinence from social media and being a bit OTG, flushed away poster is obvious, the fake matty quote which he never said and was on the problematic, oasis poster as they need to stop marding and get back together!!! from Q with Tom Powell and various other Oasis call outs, Maroon 5 as problemattic beef, Newcastle United as duh, Frozen as he referenced liking frozen in a couple 2014 interviews particularly the moshcam (?) one, idk about the IDs and then the box from the philharmonic orchestra album, the icon from the mind shower detox thing they did for notes which was a 3d tour thing that's still up and then the height chart as matty is short <3 and the good boy points which i dont know what it is referring to specifically but i think its funny

now the window/right wall has la poesie est dans la rue is etched into the tree and is an easter egg in quite a few music videos and is a reference to love it if we made it, the minion i assume is a reference to the deuxmoi thing of matty sending minion memes to a girl, and then a camera i assume is a general comment on the lack of privacy you get as a celebrity and 'house with just three walls' etc

the couch and table has matty smoking and chained to the couch as a reference to the consumption bit and could be reference to the idea that he is stuck in a position of his own doing, hann is a wizard i presume as a hobbit reference? and then the dubai and malaysia flags as he got banned,oxygen tank from consumption, cross due to the religious signposting on his ig story and a juxtaposition to his atheism, thesaurus for those big words, infinite jest as its referenced in sincerity is scary, wine, cigarettes, xanax as a reference to 'Xanax and a newport' in part of the band, i live cum mug from the problemattic, american flag as a lot of their music is informed by Americana especially on notes(? maybe also just because america)

then on the floor here theres the coke bottles as matty cannot be seen without one, the piss/apple juice from when he was spotted with gabbriette, the fox i saw on twitter means temptation so could be a very subtle hint towards temptation from porn and the right and so on, raw meat from consumption and its being 'swept under the rug' so could be a metaphor for matty being problematic and it being glossed over by him, hairdye as there was twitter rumour he dyed his grays and matty has previously said he would not, flame and wok box as the boys used to work there, typewriter from the typed up letters he used to do but u dont know what 'im not a beatnik im a catholic' is a reference to, true romance is one of mattys favourites and was a key inspiration for the robbers video

i have no clue what this is other than human blunt? and seeds and beans? as a gyat reference? help?

this corner has the married computer so man who married a robot, lotion and tissues for activities, cow with glassjaw hoodie as a nod to when we are together and also the nme interview where he mentions that hoodie as the one he put on at 13 and took off at 19 if im correct, grass block from satvb promo, tent could be a nod to reading and leeds? then skeleton with the lab coat i dont know exactly but i think it could be another problemattic reference with me on the brain, and then 2013 george with his blue gatorade as in most gigs you can see his blue gatorade with its own stand!! (though i watched trsmnt the other day and it was orange) and he is producing i think it could have been drawn from a photo but i cba to find it

and last but not least, ross!!! who is also jesus as there were lots of memes surrounding him looking like jesus or being a personal jesus and so on, also could be to do with the problemattic post of ricky gervais on the cross for being an atheist, penguin!! because ross likes penguins, bees are a manchester symbol, beer, robber with the iconic 2014 shirt, greggs sausage roll i presume from when one got thrown onstage but also the twitter meme of 'i saw matty crying in x greggs' and then i think the last on is a mortal kombat character and nearly forgot but ross also has a lamp as he turned off the lamps at the end of when we are together during atvb on stage

[toomuchracket]

matty proposing to girlie after tours over and he gets rly excited to announce it and does a good morning guys holding her hand with the ring and then the problemattic is back and all is well in the world again<3

the thought of that gmg is so cute!! maybe for that day only the problemattic is just wholesome memes about getting married and screenshots of simp tweets, and him posting hot pics of you like he did of ross after malaysia lmfao. i like to think in that instance the proposal is literally just the two of you waking up in your bed at home all snuggled up, and matty just feeling so full of love when you beam at him like "morning, my love" that he just has to get the ring out of the bedside drawer and get down on one knee there and then. love thinking about him so domestic like that it's so MWAH <3