#the second i moved out i made so many omelets. and yes some were burnt or falling apart. but you know what?

[fairyreblogs]

Scout can NEVER try cooking an omelet because Spy would walk in and see Scout's first ever attempt and since its not a perfect omelet Spy would give criticism and then try to teach Scout how to make a perfect omelet to honor his french heritage but Scout would be so outraged by what he perceives as Spy insulting his attempt and then trying to take over so he would just leave the kitchen and not eat anything for lunch, leaving Spy alone in the kitchen with all the omelet materials wondering why trying to teach his son how to make the french meal did not work

[clown-rot]

Cooking HCs for the LoV

Request - Yes (No)

Pairing - No pairing

Type - Headcanon

Warnings - Crack, Just Pure Crack

A/n - Just some crack Sushia and I made up in the DtCW gc

Im so nervous ahh-- This my first official piece on here hopefully people actually like these!

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- What if??👀👀 The bar in LoV’s hideout doesn’t have a stove??👀👀

- That means that Dabi is in charge of Breakfast lunch AND Dinner 25/8 baby~

- We love a cooking king 😌💅✨

- They use his torso as a stove/grill because he’s ~•s k i n n y•~

- Dabi HATES cooking Bacon and Eggs with a passion

- Only cuz they make him oily🤧

- Dabi is such a good stovetop though

- He makes the bacon in less than 10 seconds and it’s never burnt~~

- bUt if Shigaraki beats him at a game of Mario Kart before breakfast,,, he’ll burn his bacon out of spite🖐💀

- Making eggs is always a little messy but hey, it’s not he can’t shower🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

- He actually gets showering privileges, he can shower as many times as he wants, whenever he wants for however long he wants only because the food they eat makes direct contact with his skin.

- He’s actually the cleanest member of the LoV because of this. 

- Being the stove of the LoV had its perks

- He just doesn’t know what he hates more Bacon or eggs

- He ends up hating both equally because the oil always hits him on more sensitive parts of his face

- The LoV definitely make an order as if they were at a restaurant

- Twice only ever asks for toast and toaster waffles only because he’s a child at heart

- Toga is a Bougie b!tch✌️😙 and orders omelets, french toast, pancakes. If it’s on an IHOP menu she’s ‘ordering’ it😌✨

- Shigaraki always ‘orders’ eggs and bacon just to spite Dabi sksksk

- Kurogiri usually gets toast with a fried egg on top because he’s the dad of the group. Like??? C’mon— you can’t tell me he wouldn’t lmfao

- Of course, Dabi has his favorite orders and it will forever and always be Twice’s order

- Whenever Shigaraki gets mad at Dabi he’ll throw eggs at him🖐😭

- the cook and burn almost instantly

- Of course your wondering, “but Author-chan??? How does Dabi cook all of this ON himself and where would he do it???” Well dear reader let me explain

- Shigaraki, Toga, and Twice can’t cook At. All. Kurogiri, on the other hand, is a mf chEF🤩

- Kurogiri lays Dabi across the bar counter, whips out his pink ‘kiss the cook’ apron and spatula before taking everybody’s orders

- “Okay Dabi lay down so I can start everyone’s breakfast”

- Dabi usually gets impatient by the second order

- “Stop moving or I’m going to drop the food again”

- “Blah Blah Blah I can’t hear youuu~”

- Kurogiri uses sour gummy worms to coax him into laying still ofc

- “There are you better now?”

- “*angry stove noises*”😠💞

- But he’s still and that’s all that matters

- He’s even refused to act as a stove until he gets sour gummies as compensation

- Dabi ends up having the sour gummies as breakfast and doesn’t mind at all

- He also gets exhausted because he still is using his quirk but in tiny controlled bursts so there’s a lot of holding back😓😓

- He does get to rest in between sessions if they’re making a large meal

- He only rests for large meals because he isn’t allowed to have gummy worms as a meal then because it’s a special occasion🥳

- The special occasion’s being Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and birthdays

- Dabi is best stove boy😌✨

- Toga asked if she could make a cake in his mouth once and he screamed. Not her name or a coherent word but just screamed—

- “Dabi can I make a cake in your mou—”

- “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

- She asked Kurogiri if she could put a small cake pan with batter in a metal box and have Dabi hug it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 40 minutes

- He along with everyone else agreed that it was a good idea, well everyone else except Dabi

- After a few seconds of thinking though, he agreed👀🍿

- He baked the cake at 1,700 degrees in 8 minutes instead👁👄👁

- But it didn’t taste burnt so they took it as a win

- Toga also begged him with puppy dog eyes if he could “make” a ‘ding’ each time her food was done

- “Dabi please???”

- “No”

- “Please :( 🥺🥺”

- “I said no— How’d you even say that??—”

- “I’ll give you the Gucci jacket that’s too big for me~”

- “OK” 

- He’s always made the dinging noise ever since

- TLDR; Dabi is the LoV’s walking stovetop and no one can stop him

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Taglist - @sushiadasushi @boosyboo9206 @bnha-kitten @panbaigel @denkisbreaddealer @loveaintintheair @last-three-braincells @herladyfangirl @pltvante 

[speightfan4ever-blog]

Heavenly Reconcile. Part 10.

The primordial being seemed to be trying his hardest to ignore the laughter coming from his second born son Lucifer, ignore him as he explains in detail what him and Gabriel looked like in the outfits that they had come back in, all of it embarrassing and he could feel the eye's of Michael and Raphael on him.

“Father.. did you really let Gabriel turn you into.. a woman?”

Michael would finally ask. He seemed to find it difficult to ask, but ask it he did as he stared at his fathers back, hearing him mixing the pancake batter, which was likely ready and had been for the last few minutes. Chuck seemed to finally stop what he was doing as he gave a nod of his head, before he would pour some of the batter into a pan, starting to make the first few pancakes.

“Yes, Michael. I allowed Gabriel to turn me into a woman, when we went into this little place that he created.”

Hearing this, Michael and Raphael seemed shocked, while Lucifer continued to laugh and laugh while holding his sides. His laughter filled the kitchen, the only one to not even make a sound or even stare at anyone was Gabriel, he had been messing with the fabric of his shirt instead, ignoring the looks from Michael and Raphael and the laughter from Lucifer.

“Can we focus on something else other than that?”

Chuck would say out as he started flipping the pancakes, timing them better than he had the many times before where he had made them. They weren't perfect by any means, not as light and fluffy as he would have liked, but at least they weren't burnt. That was a good start for him. It did seem to get easier, better even with the more pancakes he made. He had made four each for Michael and Gabriel, of course in between he would take out another pan and add in stripes of bacon and sausage links.

“Come on dad! I'm hungry!”

Lucifer would say out in a almost whiny voice as he rocked in his chair, before he would bang on the table a couple of times in impatience. Michael, Raphael and even Gabriel, rolling their eye's at their brothers childish behavior.

“Yours will be done soon, it will be the last one I make, since it is the hardest thing to make, Lucifer”

A huff would escape Lucifer as he crossed his arms. Sticking his tongue out at his father, even though his back had once again been turned to him, while Chuck put both sets of pancakes on a plate, followed by the bacon and sausage that had just finished.

“I saw that Lucifer.. you do it again, and I'll make you wait even longer”

Chuck would threaten, as he made his way towards the table, setting down Gabriel's plate and Michael's, in front of each of them, while Lucifer huffed again. It wasn't like angels actually needed to eat, so why Lucifer was having such a fit over waiting for food was beyond him, and the other archangels. Perhaps it was just another way for Lucifer to get attention, something he seemed to want constantly.

Chuck really was trying to be as much of a dad as he could be, even with making a small threat like that, he did start sounding how a father or parent would when a child acted out. Sending Lucifer to the cage was much like grounding him, but for a long period of time, which wasn't the best way for him to handle things, but not everything could so easily be explained, just some things needed to happen back then and that had just been one of them.

The primordial being would leave the table once he set down Michael and Gabriel's food, now working on the eggs that Raphael had wanted, three eggs sunny side up. Hopefully he could do that, but then again if he messed up, he would just put it on his own plate, as to not let any food go to waste. Not that it mattered to him. He hadn't even planned on what he would make for himself. Maybe he would just take what he messed up and that would be his breakfast.

A deep breath would come from Chuck as he broke each egg, watching as each one cooked on the pan, seconds passed and the primordial being was trying his hardest to time this. The first egg flipped, no problem, second one flipped, timed just right with no problem and then there was the third, a few seconds longer and it would have been perfect but the yolk was now broken. Well two out of three wasn't bad. He would just add that to his plate.

“Hope you don't mind waiting just a few more minutes Raphael. I have to add another egg for you since I was not able to time the last one just right”

Raphael seemed fine with that, he didn't seem to be as impatient or moody as Lucifer. Which was quite obvious as he gave a nod to his father, when Chuck turned to look at him for a quick second. Two eggs finished and put on a plate, while the third was put on his own. A new egg would be added and timed just right. If he were able to use his powers, all of this would have been so much easier, done so much quicker but all of this was supposed to be done as humanly possible.

Timing the toast seemed to be the easiest thing to do. Well, it would be if you don't have a son who wants to make things as difficult as possible when cooking. Lucifer was grinning as he moved his hand under the table, turning it as he focused on the toaster. Causing one piece of toast to come out as Raphael wanted, but the other two nearly burnt.

“Lucifer!”

Raphael would yell out in annoyance, as the smell of burnt toast filled the room. Chuck shaking his head as he added the two pieces of nearly burnt toast to his plate, while adding the one good piece to Raphael's plate. So he would need to do another two pieces of toast, this time Lucifer just huffing the entire time at the table, while Chuck placed Raphael's plate in front of him.

“Yours is up next Lucifer, but one more problem and I won't stand for it.”

His voice stern as he glanced at Lucifer who fell silent completely. The thought of sticking his tongue out would come to mind, but the action wouldn't actually happen, this seemed to actually surprise the other three, who would eat their food, actually enjoying it, or at least as much as they could, with tasting each and every molecule, unlike what humans tasted when eating.

Chuck was slightly surprised at the silence that now came from his second born son. Perhaps Lucifer was going to actually behave now. With that, Chuck would start making what Lucifer had requested, omelet waffles. Which was certainly difficult to make.. and in the exact way that Luci wanted.