#the shipper kim

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

“So, babysitting?”

Alberu follows after the delinquent. From the record the vice-principal gave him access to, Cale frequently drinks alcohol, he often gets himself into a lot of fights, and he barely passed his classes at the end of the grading period. The teachers never call on him in class, girls and boys avoid him alike, and he is- supposedly- completely intolerable.

Which is why Alberu Crossman, who’s only a little older yet infinitely more mature has been assigned by the principal (his father) to get the troublemaker under thumb. Cale's father is quite wealthy, actually, and since there isn't much known about the successor to the Henituse family... it'd be bad if he had to be expelled.

Cale scowled. “Yes, babysitting, your highness. Please, leave if you must,” He jeers at Alberu, but internally he thinks, 'No, really. Please leave.' Otherwise, he might get caught in the act.

Of not actually being Cale.

Roksu aims a sour expression at Alberu, who returns it with a more flowery one. Acting as his twin for the day had been easy enough, mainly because being trash is great!- until Alberu Crossman strolled into his lunch period and introduced himself.

He is even following him out of the school to his job. Well, this job is Roksu’s and not Cale’s, but because he can’t ditch work nor can he get glib-tongued Alberu off his tail-

Well shit.

Thankfully, the kids call him hyung. Except Raon, who calls him human. Hopefully Alberu doesn’t look into it too much. If everything goes right, Alberu Crossman will be Cale's problem to deal with tomorrow. As it should have been.

“I didn’t know you liked kids, Cale,” Alberu smiles charmingly, walking side by side with Roksu. “Can you introduce me?” Roksu struggles to not put on his own disarming smile out of spite, instead plastering on a classic Cale Sneer™. It fits on his face perfectly, like he’s playing a character in a play.

They enter the building and ‘Cale’ guides Alberu to a colorful playroom, decked out in toys and a fountain of running water as the centerpiece (A gift from his father, who is still upset that Roksu doesn't visit more often). There’s a tray of fruits and oatmeal on the small table in the corner of the room, except not a soul to be seen. Picking up a bowl of oatmeal and finding the ceramic to still be hot, Roksu almost smiles.

Alberu frowns. Where are the kids he's supposed to babysit?

Roksu tells the empty air, "Come on out."

Three children appear out of nowhere in front of them.

“Hyung!”

“Human! You’re back!”

“Hyung, nya.” On examines Alberu some more.

All of the kids had been revealed the moment that Roksu spoke, as Raon unveiled the invisibility on them.

Raon runs up and grabs Roksu’s hand, who places it on his head, rubbing the black hair comfortingly. “Mm.” Raon beams at the affection.

“Raon, On, Hong,” they each look up at him at the call of their names. “This is Alberu Crossman, he is doing a report on my trashy behavior. Don’t be rude."

All three children become hostile immediately. “He isn't trash!”

On observes Alberu with an intense glare. Raon shifts under Roksu’s hand, his deep blue eyes glinting with magic. Roksu positions him away from the older teen’s view. Raon grips onto Roksu’s pant leg with a vengeance. Hong stares openly, offensive.

Alberu smiles at them.

"I'm visiting with Cale Hyung for today, nice to meet you."

Hong gasps suddenly.

“He-!” On gives her brother a look, and he clamps his hands over his mouth. Alberu feels a deep curiosity, as if something isn’t quite as it seems.

Roksu sighs. It’s going to be a long hour.

At the midway point, Alberu has easily disarmed the children. They look fascinated at the magic he shows them, while Roksu can only rub a palm over Raon’s shoulder as a warning to keep his dragon magic under control. He's still just a child that wants to brag. Everything is going well.

Bang!

“Hey Roksu! How was-“ Cale bursts through the door, bright red hair equipped with a shit-eating grin, wearing clothes far less fancy than his usual. He tenses up, frozen in place when he spots Alberu on the floor, politely sitting "crisscross applesauce" with the children. Roksu narrows a withering glare at his twin.

“… Roksu?”

Alberu looks at ‘Cale,’ sitting next to him, the one he's spent the entire day with, who is trying to send what must be the real Cale into the sun with his eyes.

“Ha… ha?” Cale winces. Roksu wipes his expression from his face.

“Cale-hyung, run! That’s the human’s bad look!” Alberu’s eyes widen as he watches the confirmed real Cale bolt back into the hallway and out of the front door. Alberu whips his head back toward the stranger behind him, who is a perfect replica of the Cale who ran like Hell. Cale has an identical twin?? Since when? Why doesn't he go to school?

Roksu levels an emotionless gaze at Alberu. “Hello, your highness. Don’t mind me.”

Alberu can only watch in astonishment as this stranger walks out of the playroom, with a smooth and deadly gait as he hunts down his twin like a predator would to prey. He recalls the look 'Roksu' gave him and it sends a shiver down the principal’s son’s spine. That gaze held secrets.

Something about this stranger is even more interesting than the sudden appearance of a twin.

On walks up to him, sitting down in his lap and looking into his eyes. “Roksu-hyung will be back soon, nya!” Hong bounds over and sits next to his sister, grinning widely. Raon huffs and looks at the door. He wants his human to come back.

[bitchofdarkness]

Sergeant Kim Yeong-hu and Private Kang Seok-chan in the back, checking him out

[theofficialuriel]

y’all ever think about how Sangah never really escaped from being romanticized by people? i

I mean, dokja was never completely able to erase the romanticized version of her that he had before the scenarios. Dare I say it only got worse. I think that’s part of why people criticize her for being too much of a “Mary Sue”

It’s interesting how her development in dokja’s went from real to not-so-real through the novel while the novel characters had the opposite development, but that’s another topic.

Anyways, everyone in kimcom views Sangah as this perfect girl despite her dislike for such a perception of her… everyone except Han Sooyoung.

Happy pride month everybody

[meowingshojofanatic]

I wonder how they're gonna adapt YJH cradling KDJ in his arms for the 73rd Demon King arc in the webtoon... If they DARE to remove it I'm gonna *various growling sounds*

[khaotunq]

TYPECAST: First Kanaphan edition

[offaela]

The funniest thing that's happened in the Disco fandom is the fact that some KimxHarry shippers try so hard to pretend that Harry is some demon that's going to relapse and that Kim is a sacred uwu savior who's too good for him.

On the other hand, we have some JeanxJudit shippers acting like they've got some dark dubcon toxic power dynamic shit happening when it's clear they have the healthiest, dullest relationship, and Jean turns into a puddle of doodoo when Judit snaps at him.

My god, the children yearn for fanfiction.net.

[morganafata]

The way Lovely Runner stayed winning right up until the end. God-tier OTP, and OST that was nothing but bangers, the best kpop boy band to never exist, and the most adorable heroine who will now be a forever fave with me. It even managed to do the impossible and made me fall in love with the most green flag hero by giving him the swagger of a kpop idol who is also the most embarrassing loser in love to exist. Throw in the most competent 2nd male lead who turns out to be the true hero and a finale that was nothing but fluff and it was pretty much perfect from start to finish.

Also, lmao at the fate the of the evil taxi guy. He gets hit by the kdrama White Truck of Doom, drowns, and the show proceeds to not give two shits about him ever again. Why spend another second on that guy when we can watch Im Sol and Sun Jae be stupid and in love with each other. What a flex!

Thanks, Lovely Runner! Here's hoping I'll be normal about Mondays from now on!

[airenyah]

listen!! i really need love and dunk to play siblings, twins or something like that

[i-am-ingrid-but-not-too]

And Kim Dokja definitely rails his ass every night.

[dalseiy]

Redraw with my selfship :o) (reference images are the last two)

[ohhhmio]

i love how when jihye first misunderstands dokja's relationship with junghyuk, her first reaction isn't "you're gay!?" but with a face that said "really!? is this true!? shit, I didn't know!" and that makes me so happy.

and the constellations are funny as hell too.

like, these bitches live for this shit.

even secretive plotter loved it so much he threw in cash just for the hell of it.

fucking hilarious.

[mysmorgasbordoffantabulosa]

[skylark325]

the slightest sign of dokja doing something hetero has these constellations gasping and shouting ooc like he’s sprouted butterfly wings dancing to taylor swift

[vyoru]

Breaking bad y hetalia

tan somnoliento

for the whole showcase:

yea America is saul and Iceland is Jane lol

[peacerisendove]

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint #220

The narrative can tell me that what Dokja Kim loved the most was TWSA (which is a brilliant, satisfying, and perfectly in character decision in my mind), but additionally I also elect to read this via my Joongdok shipper glasses since Yoo Joonghyuk made the killing blow (literally "driven" through via Joonghyuk's sword (look at the prophecy's wording: "driven to death")) against Dokja (which honestly is basically the same thing as the former.)

[bitchofdarkness]

Your mouth so stoic, yet reassuring, said, "I won't take long, okay?" But then your longing, fear-filled eyes confirmed it be our last goodbye. Please, I pray to you, let there be truth inside your lie.